"Silver needle? I thought it was the middle finger drawn by a human hand." An embassy staff member nearby said in shock.
After saying this, Pu Changming only felt a numbness on his scalp. The silver needles were very thick, long and short, with the longest one in the middle, and the ones around it were very short. In combination with this, looking at the gesture, it still looked like
A middle finger! But how could a person be pregnant with a silver needle? How could the silver needle happen to be the middle finger?
"Retribution! Retribution!" Suddenly, an old man knelt on the ground, kowtowed to the ground, and shouted.
When Pu Changming heard this, his heart trembled and he asked: "What's going on? What kind of retribution?"
"Mr. Pu, what is a silver needle? This is a representative item of traditional Chinese medicine. You smashed the sign of traditional Chinese medicine, and Pu Mingdai became pregnant with a silver needle without a root. Isn't this retribution? Look at that gesture again, this is clearly
The contempt of the God of Chinese Medicine!" The old man was obviously frightened and his face was very ugly, but what he said was still very clear.
When Pu Changming heard this, he became furious and said: "Where in the world does this god come from? Take him out and be deceived by these evil words!"
Two men immediately took the old man out. Although the old man went out, and although Park Changming roared and calmed the scene, the question came, where did the silver needle come from? Why is this gesture? If there is no God,
Can anyone explain clearly what is going on?
At this moment, Park Changming just felt like his brain was running out of energy, as if all his decades of medical knowledge had been learned from dogs...
Just as Park Changming was pulling his hair and looking helpless, an embassy staff suddenly said: "Mr. Park, there is a new situation in Chinese traditional medicine!"
"New situation?" Park Changming was stunned. Huaxia Traditional Chinese Medicine has been wiped out by the group. What new situation can there be at this time? Looking at the live broadcast on the staff's mobile phone, he happened to see a group of familiar faces doing the live broadcast. He sneered.
: "Is this a collective shamelessness? What if Chinese medicine practitioners have lost their reputation and only have medical skills?"
Depending on the situation, the live broadcast has been going on for a while. At this moment, someone suddenly stood up and asked: "Mr. Song Yuhai, you said that you went to listen to a lecture by a master of traditional Chinese medicine and benefited a lot. And his understanding of traditional Chinese medicine and Western medicine
He has reached the level of studying heaven and earth, so may I ask, what is this master good at?",
As soon as this question came out, everyone looked up at Song Yuhe.
At the same time, pointing to the mountain, Lone Wolf, Monkey, Squirrel, Red Boy, and Salted Fish looked at Fang Zheng at the same time. They saw Old God Fang Zheng sitting there, not seeming to be ashamed at all. Instead, he stood up slowly and said calmly: "Look
What to watch? Watch TV and go for a walk as a teacher."
After saying that, Fang Zheng went out. As soon as he walked out of the temple gate and made sure that no one was following him, Fang Zheng's face instantly turned red and turned into a braised egg. He rubbed his face with his hands and said bitterly: "This time I am famous.
, I’m still famous! If Dad was here, he would probably beat me to death, right?”
After rubbing his face for a while, Fang Zheng just put down his hands and saw in front of him, from left to right, the lone wolf, the monkey, the red boy, the salted fish, and the squirrel, standing in order of big and small, and they all looked at them with wide eyes.
Holding squarely.
Fang Zheng was immediately dumbfounded. It was over. His disciples had seen his shame. How could he still live like this?
At this moment, Squirrel said seriously: "Master, you and we didn't see anything. We went back to watch the live broadcast."
Then Lone Wolf led the group, turned left collectively, and filed into the temple.
Fang Zhengxin said: "Did they only see me rubbing my face, but actually saw nothing?"
At this moment, a burst of laughter came from the backyard of the temple. Even fools knew what they were laughing at...
Fangzheng turned around in a circle and went in with a broom. Soon there were the sounds of fish jumping and wolf screaming, squirrels running around screaming and begging for mercy...
Although Pu Changming didn't hear what Song Yuhe and the others said before, he understood it at a glance with his wisdom. This is after the Chinese medicine was defeated, he dug out a more powerful old guy to support him and re-erected the flagpole. In this regard
, Park Changming's eyes were very calm, and there was no worry about the others around him, as if all this was expected by him.
The only thing Park Changming is curious about is who is this guy! What is he good at?
At this moment, Song Yuhe slowly said: "What Abbot Fang Zheng is best at is infertility and painless abortion."
puff!
At that moment, countless people across China sprayed rainbows all over the sky, and countless couples had water or drinks sprayed on each other's faces...
Even Park Changming almost jumped up at these words.
The embassy staff next to me started laughing.
"Haha, a monk is good at infertility and painless abortion, haha... He won't do it himself, right? Haha..."
"Is this a monk? Haha... Isn't this just for publicity? This is too unrestricted..."
Not only them, at this moment, the barrage in the live broadcast room also exploded.
A piece of 666,2333, haha, just passed by on the screen...
You can imagine how powerful this sentence is.
Pu Changming also shook his head and muttered: "Is there really no one in China?"
At this moment, Pu Mingdai exclaimed: "Fangzheng?! That monk with one finger to the mountain?!"
When Pu Mingdai shouted, the skills that Pu Changming had forgotten suddenly came to his mind, and he suddenly thought of something! Monk? Medical skills? Silver needle? Pregnancy? Infertility? Painless abortion?
Pu Changming stared at Pu Mingdai and asked, "Didn't you say that monk was a liar?"
Pu Mingdai opened his mouth, but he didn't know what to say. His pregnancy was so strange that it couldn't be explained by science. If there must be an explanation, then the biggest suspect is the monk!
At this time, Song Yuhe continued: "I know that everyone is doubting our words, and some people think that we are hyping up to extend the lives of traditional Chinese medicine. However, the master will give lectures on Yizhi Mountain every three days. If you have any doubts in your heart,
If you have any questions, you might as well go and listen to it yourself. Oh, by the way, the place on the mountain is so narrow that not many people can attend the lecture. So the master’s rule is to select students to attend the lecture on a first-come, first-served basis. If you want to listen, please get up early.
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After saying that, Song Yuhe stood up and said: "Okay, today's press conference is over. For all your questions, please go to Yizhi Mountain to find them yourself. Otherwise, it will be useless no matter what I say."
As Song Yuhe and others left, the live broadcast ended.
But the news media exploded. If this is true, then this is a life-saving thing for Chinese traditional medicine! It may even be an opportunity to rise! So a large group of people, armed with long guns and short cannons, went directly to Songwu County. Although
There are still three days left, but it’s better to go early to grab a spot.
At the same time, the Internet also exploded. On the Internet, which was originally dead when it came to Chinese medicine, there were all kinds of doubts, curses, and shouts.
In short, at this moment, Chinese traditional medicine seems to have been pushed to the forefront again.
Someone waved the flag and shouted: "The masters are among the people."
Some people are also shouting: "The last straw for traditional Chinese medicine, if it is just a scam, no one will believe in traditional Chinese medicine anymore! This is an opportunity and a crisis!"
Seeing this, Pu Mingdai looked at Pu Changming and asked: "Master, if he is really a master of medical skills, what's wrong with me..."
"Needless to say, it must be him! His words seemed to be a joke to the outside world, but I have a feeling that he was talking to us from a distance through Song Yuhe's mouth." Park Changming sighed, he didn't
I believe in coincidences, and I don’t believe in fate. With so many coincidences put together, there is only one answer. This is a disguised declaration of war!
"What about us?" Pu Mingdai asked.
Pu Changming said: "I will go to Yizhishan the day after tomorrow. I want to see what this little monk in the mountains is capable of!"
Time flies so fast, three days are here in a flash.
It was still dark outside, and only the rumble of cars could be heard outside, breaking the tranquility of Yizhi Village. Many villagers opened their doors and came out to take a look, only to see that the roads in the village were full of parked cars from who knows when.
!Many people were jumping around in the cold, but they still rushed into the cold wind and headed straight for Yizhi Mountain.
A child scratched his head and muttered: "What are these people doing? Going up the mountain at this time?"
"Little guy, why are you going up the mountain at this time? Do you think we are here very early?" a woman asked with a smile.
The child chuckled, rolled his eyes at him and said, "I mean, if you go up the mountain at this time, can you still find a place?"
The woman was stunned and looked at her watch. It was 4:30 in the morning! It was still dark!
The child continued: "We all know that Abbot Fang Zheng is giving a medical lecture on the mountainside. There are not many people who can sit in that position on the mountainside. Abbot Fang Zheng is going to give a medical lecture, so of course we are going to listen. My parents were there in the middle of the night
We went there at the time. At your time, you were just on the stairs, listening to the wind."
The woman was speechless and said in her heart: Is it true or false?
When the woman ran to Yizhi Mountain, she believed it! She saw that the mountainside was full of people, densely packed, and their mobile phones were all lit up, just like the stars in the sky. Looking at so many people, she just felt
My brain is running out of energy. When did Chinese medicine become so popular?
It wasn’t just her, many people who came later gave up after looking at the people on the mountain, retreated obediently, and drove home. Most of these people came to join in the fun, and they didn’t understand medicine either...
But some of them stayed to continue watching the fun.
At this moment, the mountainside was also in chaos. In the open space in front of Yizhiquan, more and more people were squeezing around. Some people were almost crying!
"Stop squeezing, or you'll get pregnant if you keep squeezing!"
"Whose high heels? You wear high heels when climbing mountains? Then you step on my feet?!"
"Don't move, don't move, or you'll fall if you move again!"
…
The scene was in chaos. Song Yuhe and others had been overwhelmed for a long time. They knew that many people would come today, but they didn't expect that so many people would come! They still seriously complained about the Chinese people's enthusiasm for watching the excitement. Especially the reporters.
Due to their enthusiasm for this matter, most of the reporters here came in the middle of the night. These guys just squeezed out all the local villagers...
Wang Yougui came to join in the fun at first, but later realized that the situation was getting out of control, so he quickly organized the villagers to maintain law and order to avoid danger.
With the coordination of the villagers, although the scene was crowded and the people were screaming, the benefits were missing. There were more people and it was warmer, so they would not freeze to death.
Just as everyone was shouting, the mountain suddenly remembered the sound of bells and drums. The sound of the drums was like thunder, which shocked everyone's hearts, as if all the suppressed things were ignited and exploded! People who have never heard the sound of drums
, the eyes turned red instantly, and all the anger seemed to be erupting! At this moment, the bell rang, the sound was melodious, neutral and peaceful, like a big hand gently brushing through everyone's hearts, all the annoyance and anger were