"Haha... You're giving up now? Fang Zheng, you're nothing more than that!" Pu Mingdai laughed, but as a result, his smile caused wounds, and he grinned in pain.
Fang Zheng glanced at Pu Mingdai and said nothing, but asked Pu Changming: "Is it time for the poor monk to come up with the question?"
Park Changming said: "Yes."
Fang Zheng smiled and said: "The donor used this ALS disease to sweep away Chinese traditional Chinese medicine. It is rude to come and go without reciprocating. The poor monk also used one trick to fight against the donor."
As soon as these words came out, Pu Mingdai had a bad premonition in his heart. Could it be that... thinking of this, Pu Mingdai felt something growing in his stomach, and at the same time, his stomach began to expand at a speed visible to the naked eye! He was so frightened that he exclaimed:
"Again...again? Master, I'm pregnant again!"
Park Changming didn't understand what Fang Zheng meant at first, but when he saw Park Mingdai like this, his face suddenly turned dark! Thinking about Fang Zheng's unique painless abortion method, his face turned even darker! Thinking about the fact that this competition has no round limit,
A situation that lasts until one party loses or admits defeat. There is no agreement in the rules that it is not allowed to use the same method repeatedly. After all, if the winner can be determined, there is no need to repeat it. If there is a winner for each party, you repeat
, he also repeated, it will only continue endlessly, without any benefit or meaning. No one will use this embarrassing method to compete.
But the game in front of me is different. It was originally a repetition without any loss or benefit, but it became different because of Fang Zheng's unique treatment method...
He suddenly had a bad feeling. No matter whether he won or lost today, his apprentice was probably going to be beaten badly...
Pu Changming's face could not be darker, but he did not rush to admit defeat. Instead, he leaned over and took Pu Mingdai's pulse. After all, taking the pulse was just taking the pulse, not B-ultrasound, and you couldn't see what was going on inside. But you could feel it out.
Whether you are pregnant or not, there is still no problem.
Sure enough, Pu Mingdai's pulse was happy again, and she was obviously pregnant again. Moreover, the speed of pregnancy and development this time was simply unbelievable! This can no longer be described by science, this is simply the work of an evildoer!
Park Changming looked at Fang Zheng in surprise and thought: Could it really be him?
At this time, Honghai'er looked at the last issue, shook his head and said: "Hey, it's really rare to have such a physique that you can get pregnant through airborne transmission. But why does the thing in your belly grow so fast this time? Master, this guy can't
Are you pregnant with a bag of soda? As soon as you soak it in water, you will get pregnant?"
"Poof!" When the doctors nearby heard this, they were immediately overjoyed.
Airborne pregnancy? This is a science fiction movie. Have you watched too many fantasy movies? I have heard of sperm swimming in water to make others pregnant. Who has seen sperm flying in the air? But if you think about it carefully, it seems that, except
There is no better explanation for this.
Fang Zheng glared at Red Boy and said, "Don't talk nonsense, this donor only has a corn in his belly. Well, this corn is quite big..."
"Fangzheng! Did you do this?" Park Changming finally couldn't help it anymore and yelled angrily.
Fang Zheng spread his hands and said with an innocent face: "The poor monk has been standing here, everyone has seen it. Besides, with the appearance of another disciple, the poor monk really can't do it." Fang Zheng played a trick. Although he did the thing,
But what he said was not what Park Changming said. In this case, it was just a lack of answer, but it was not a lie.
When everyone heard this, they immediately became happy and said in their hearts: This monk is indeed not a serious monk! He is a gangster! He is quite a gangster! But they like it!
Pu Changming was so angry that he almost vomited blood and stared at Fang Zheng fiercely. However, there was no evidence and he could not say anything. However, Pu Changming had an idea and snorted coldly: "Fang Zheng, I suspect that you gave my apprentice an abortion before.
, there was no clean flow. If this was the case, the last game should have been a draw."
"Yes, that must be the case! Otherwise there is no way to explain why Mr. Park Mingdai got pregnant out of thin air, and why he was so pregnant!" Immediately, a staff member of the Korean Embassy came forward to help.
As soon as these words came out, everyone present was a little confused. There seemed to be nothing wrong with Park Changming's words! Could it be that Abbot Fangzheng was going to lose?
Fang Zheng touched his chin, smiled, and asked, "Really?"
The next moment, the staff member felt a sharp pain in his stomach. When he lowered his head, he saw that his stomach was also bulging.
Park Changming hurried over to check, but the result was that she was pregnant too!
Now, when Park Changming looks at Fangzheng again, his eyes are wrong. He came with provocation before, but now he is full of fear! Making people pregnant out of thin air is no longer as simple as medical skills, it is a method of ghosts and gods.
Faced with such means, how can we compare? But soon, Park Changming dispelled this idea. He did not believe that there are ghosts and gods in this world. He believed that all ghosts and gods can be explained by science. The situation in front of him,
It must have been caused by something Fang Zheng did, but he just hasn't noticed it yet.
"Donor, what do you say now?" Fang Zheng asked with a smile.
Park Changming took a deep breath and suppressed the anger in his heart. When Park Mingdai was pregnant, he had already tried various abortions and had his hand broken. He had used various drugs, but it turned out to be useless. As for surgery? No
If anyone dares to do it, the angles of those needles are too tricky, and something will happen if you are not careful.
At the moment, he estimated that the situation should be about the same. It was useless for him to try his best, so he nodded helplessly and said: "I admit defeat and ask the master to take action to treat my disciples and friends."
Fang Zheng looked at Pu Mingdai and the staff who looked miserable, and asked: "You two, would you choose a painless abortion, or..."
"Painless abortion!" The two people shouted at the same time. Although Fang Zheng was a bit harsh, Pu Mingdai had to admit that being knocked unconscious was much more comfortable than being beaten to death.
So, the two guys came up obediently, and after hearing two snaps, they lay motionless on the ground. At this moment, Pu Mingdai's two faces were completely swollen into pig heads.
Pu Changming looked at Pu Mingdai on the ground, then at Fang Zheng, and then at the killer weapon he brought with him, he hesitated.
"Donor, it's your turn to ask the question." At this moment, Fang Zheng spoke.
Park Changming looked at the monk in front of him, gritted his teeth, pointed at the ALS patient and said, "It's still him!"
Fang Zheng glanced at the ALS man, shook his head and said: "Well, the poor monk can't cure it. It's time for the poor monk to come up with the question."
As soon as he finished speaking, Honghaier immediately got some water and woke up Pu Mingdai. Pu Mingdai had just woken up and was about to say something, but he immediately held his stomach and cried out: "Master..."
Seeing this, Park Changming's face turned black, he stared at Fang Zheng and asked, "Master, is this interesting?"
Fang Zheng replied calmly: "It's okay."
Pu Changming suddenly had the urge to vomit blood. He had a feeling that if the comparison continued, his apprentice would be beaten to death. So Pu Changming said: "Master, if this continues, it will just be a wireless cycle. How about,
How about we all treat another disease?"
Park Changming felt that Fang Zheng would definitely agree to his proposal. After all, it would make no sense to continue like this.
However……
Fang Zheng shook his head decisively and said: "I think it's good now, so why not continue. There are so many people behind you, we can compete for a long time."
Hearing what Fang Zheng said, those who were standing behind Park Changming suddenly felt their scalps numb and their whole bodies became cold. Especially the guy who had just been knocked unconscious. The first thing he did when he got up was to shout: "Master,
I suddenly remembered that I still have some work to do, so I have to leave first." After saying that, the guy covered his face and ran away, obviously he was scared of being beaten.
Seeing this, other people stepped forward one by one and said to Pu Changming: "Master, I suddenly remembered that I have something to do at home, so I have to leave first."
One person ran away.
The second person came forward and said: "Master, I have a stomachache and am in a hurry to go to the toilet. Say goodbye."
"Master, my mother asked me to go home for dinner. Goodbye."
"Grandmaster……"
Seeing the embassy staff and the apprentices following him running away one after another, Park Changming suddenly felt like he had been abandoned by everyone, and his heart was filled with sadness and unspeakable discomfort.
"Teacher, don't worry, I'm still here." At this time, Pu Mingdai suddenly shouted.
Pu Changming was stunned, looked down at Pu Mingdai who was beaten into a pig's head, and asked: "Aren't you afraid?"
Pu Mingdai shook his head firmly and said: "Isn't it just getting beaten? I'm not afraid."
As soon as he said these words, Fang Zheng also raised his eyebrows and said calmly: "The poor monk has had a lot of treatments today. Jing Xin, I will leave the rest of the treatment to you."
"Okay, Master! Don't worry!" Red Boy heard this and shouted excitedly!
When Pu Mingdai heard this, he was so frightened that he almost collapsed on the ground. Fangzheng's slap made him faint and felt no pain. But when he woke up, the pain was heartbreaking. But compared with Honghaier's slap,
That is indeed a painless abortion. The point is, Red Boy is not a matter of one slap, but five slaps!
Thinking of this, Pu Mingdai's heart trembled and he looked at Pu Changming pitifully.
Park Changming sighed and said, "You go back to recuperate."
Pu Mingdai opened his mouth, and finally gritted his teeth and said, "Teacher, I'm okay."
"Teacher, I'm really okay, isn't it just being slapped in the mouth? I can still resist." Pu Mingdai said firmly.
"I asked you... uh, what are you doing?" Park Changming suddenly shouted.
Fang Zheng didn't know when he came to the ALS patient and what he did. When he asked, Fang Zheng raised his head slightly and said with a smile: "Nothing, just help the donor straighten his neck."
"If you don't understand, don't touch the cows. If a human life is lost, are you responsible?" Pu Mingdai is a hundred and twenty-year-old Founder who doesn't want to be seen. After being slapped so many times, he seized the opportunity and naturally roared.
Fang Zheng smiled and said, "Do you think I should be responsible?" Fang Zheng did not answer Pu Mingdai, but asked the ALS patient
Everyone was stunned and asked, "Who is suffering from ALS?" This patient could tell at a glance that he had lost the ability to speak. What's the use of asking him?
Park Changming frowned and said, "Fang Zheng, please respect every patient."
"The master respects me very much. He allowed me to speak." At this moment, a strange and hoarse voice sounded.
PS: This chapter is stuck. Sorry, I have revised it three or four times. Oops.