Fang Zheng is not an idiot. He can access the Internet on a regular basis. He has recently discussed Zhengre's sub-health issues. Of course he knows that Li Fengxian is talking nonsense and is just pretending to be stupid. He wants to see what this woman's intentions are.
Fang Zheng asked: "Well, I dare to ask the donor, which aspect of my sub-health is mainly concentrated? And what should I do?"
"You mainly have a strong virtual fire and need to expel the fire." Li Fengxian said seriously, but her eyes were almost on fire.
Fangzheng was stunned, the virtual fire was strong? What is this?
Li Fengxian immediately imitated the fortune teller, and said like a worldly expert: "Little monk, let me ask you, when you wake up in the morning, do you have one pillar holding up the sky?"
Fang Zheng blushed and nodded slightly.
"Hey! This little monk can still blush! Haha... His skin is so white and his redness is like an apple. He is indeed a little virgin." Li Fengxian smiled in her heart. The more she looked at Fangzheng, the more funny and cute she felt, and she continued to fool around.
: "That's right. If the virtual fire is strong and cannot be vented, it will naturally reach the sky. Little monk, do you want treatment?"
Fang Zheng was not a fool. When he heard this, he immediately understood! He thought he would meet a female benefactor, but instead he met Lone Wolf's cousin, a female pervert!
Fang Zheng thought to himself: "Sure enough, beautiful women are unreliable. You will still have to find a girl next door to marry in the future. Be practical..." But he said: "Amitabha, if you want a female donor to offer incense and make a wish, please come in."
If nothing happens, I will not accompany you." After saying that, Fang Zheng turned around and left. He did want to return to the secular world, but he did not return to the secular world just to have sex with women.
He wants to return to secular life just because he wants to change his lifestyle!
As soon as Fang Zheng left, Li Fengxian felt bad. She was too impatient and scared the young monk away.
However, Li Fengxian had an idea and shouted: "Oh, my blood sugar is low, oh, my head feels dizzy, oh..."
When Fang Zheng turned around, he happened to see Li Fengxian fainted and lying there motionless.
When Fang Zheng saw this, he sighed and thought to himself: "This female donor doesn't know which tendon is wrong. What kind of housekeeping is this? Which child pretends to be dizzy and secretly scratches it... those little tricks
Do you really think this poor monk can’t see it?”
However, Fang Zheng didn’t want to mess with Li Fengxian. Firstly, he didn’t want to, secondly, he was afraid of karma, thirdly, he was afraid that his evaluation score would be reduced, which would affect his later income, and fourthly, he was afraid that his return to secular life would be far away. So Fangzheng raised his legs and left.
Li Fengxian secretly glanced at Fang Zheng and thought to herself: "This stupid monk, even though I'm like this, I don't know how to take the opportunity to hug, kiss, or even touch... The pinhole camera has been adjusted, but I was busy in vain.
"Okay, wait a minute, maybe this little monk is testing me. I don't believe it anymore. With my beauty, I can't even handle a little monk..."
Li Fengxian was thinking wildly. After waiting for a long time, Fangzheng didn't come out. The mink coat could only protect his upper body, and his lower body was really a bit cold lying on the cold ground. As time went by, it became colder and colder...
"Humph, little bald donkey, you are trying to compete with me for patience, right? I'll just fight you to see if you can't come over and touch me in the end!" Li Fengxian's heart was ruthless, and there was deep stubbornness in her eyes.
At this moment, Fang Zheng was warming himself by the fire in the backyard. From time to time, a lone wolf ran over and reported the situation.
"Hey, this woman is really not dizzy. She has to pretend to be dizzy. She is seriously ill. That's all. She likes to lie down, so let her lie down. You go and watch. If she can't stand it anymore, leave.
You tell me." After Fang Zheng finished speaking, the lone wolf swung his tail and went out. Fang Zheng added: "If you freeze, please let me know."
As time passed by, Li Fengxian's gums trembled with cold, and it seemed that she couldn't stand it anymore and was about to get up.
As a result, a burst of footsteps came, and Li Fengxian's heart moved: "Here he comes! Haha... Sure enough, that little monk can't stand me. Humph, let's see if you can hug me this time! As long as you dare to hug me, I will follow the trend.
Go up, take a few shots, hum... Mission accomplished, take the money and leave! Stinky monk, play by yourself! Hey, why are the footsteps in the wrong direction? There are a lot of them..."
"Fangzheng, what's going on? Who fainted?" Song Ergou's voice came from outside the gate, and then Song Ergou and Yang Hua ran in.
When Li Fengxian heard this, he immediately became anxious and cursed in his heart: "Damn monk, you haven't been here for so long. It turned out that you called someone! It's no longer possible. I can't wait any longer. Get up quickly! Oops... my feet are numb...
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When Li Fengxian moved, her legs were sore and numb, and she felt weak. She couldn't get up. She opened her eyes and saw Fang Zheng walking slowly in white clothes. He clasped his hands to Song Ergou and Yang Hua and said, "Amitabha, two donors, this
A female donor fainted for some unknown reason. I asked two of you to help get her down the mountain for treatment."
"Hey, Fang Zheng, don't do this, it's giving me goosebumps." Yang Hua said with a bitter smile.
Song Ergou quit: "What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Fang Zheng is now the presiding abbot, so of course he has to speak differently. I think this is good... Besides, Fang Zheng has won that large group of literati
Is it normal for a person to speak politely?"
Fang Zheng has finally helped him change his face and become a new person. Song Ergou is now living an extremely nourishing life and feels more comfortable than he had in the first half of his life. The feeling of being praised by everyone is like being a hero. Naturally, Fang Zheng is extremely grateful.
Speak to Fang Zheng.
When Fang Zheng heard this, he smiled slightly and said: "It doesn't matter, but let's save her first. Look, she can't even get up."
Yang Hua saw that it was indeed the case, and quickly called Song Ergou. The two of them spread out the sheets they had brought, and went down the mountain with Li Fengxian shouting: "I'm fine, let me down."
Fang Zheng looked at the backs of several people, clasped his hands, smiled slightly at Li Fengxian, and pronounced the Buddha's name: "Amitabha!"
Li Fengxian gritted her teeth and stared at Fang Zheng. She knew that the monk must have seen something and deliberately pushed her down the mountain! She gritted her teeth angrily, but there was nothing she could do. Now was not the time to break up with Fang Zheng. But this was the first time.
She was defeated, so she could only think of other ways. As for now, just stay in peace, she was indeed frozen, her toes were numb and unconscious from the cold, so she had better go down the mountain to warm herself up.
After sending Li Fengxian away, Fang Zheng frowned. He didn't think this was a coincidence. Li Fengxian didn't seem to be here to worship the Buddha, but rather to molest him. But what's the use of molesting him? Only Fang Zheng seemed to benefit.
Bar……
After thinking about it, Fang Zheng couldn't think of anything, so he simply gave it up. As long as he keeps his mind of Buddha, he won't be afraid of ghosts or ghosts! If he is upright, he won't be afraid of slanted shadows!
PS: Well, some friends are waiting for the update in the middle of the night, so I’d better post another chapter. I can’t let everyone wait in vain.