Huang Sansiao also took out his wallet, which was also empty. He was about to curse when he suddenly said: "Hey? There is something in my pocket!"
While talking, Huang Sansui took out a piece of paper from his pocket, which read: "Amitabha, is it unexpected? Surprise or not?"
The two looked at each other, and then shouted in unison: "Fuck! It's that monk!"
"Amitabha, the two donors, are you calling the poor monk?" Almost at the same time, a Buddha's call rang out from beside them. The two turned their heads and saw a monk in white walking slowly with a big white wolf.
When Lao Chang saw Fang Zheng, his eyes instantly turned red. He threw away his arms and was about to go up to argue. But when he looked at the lone wolf next to Fang Zheng, he suddenly became a little wilted, but he still shouted: "Damn monk, did you steal it from us?"
Money?”
This question made Lao Chang regret it. Even an idiot would not admit it if he asked this question.
However, what surprised Lao Chang was that the monk opposite him smiled and nodded: "Yes!"
"Fuck! You dare to admit it?" Lao Chang suddenly felt aggrieved. This thief is too arrogant! He came to admit after stealing something. He really didn't take the two of them seriously! It was a naked provocation.
!Can you bear this?
Lao Chang rubbed his fists and looked at the big wolf wandering around Fangzheng with great sadness and anger, and finally endured it...
Huang Sansiao is about the same. Even if there are 100,000 dissatisfactions, you can only endure it until you can't beat these three words.
Seeing the aggrieved and depressed expressions of the two guys, Fang Zheng came over with a smile and asked: "The two donors are called poor monks, but something is wrong?"
"Pay back the money!" Lao Chang finally came to his senses and reached out to ask for the money.
Fang Zheng also stretched out a hand and said: "Pay back the money."
"Fuck, you stole our money and you want us to pay it back? Are you sick? Pay the money back quickly, or I'll call the police!" Lao Chang threatened.
When Fang Zheng heard this, he immediately applauded and said: "That's good, call the police immediately, immediately!"
When Lao Chang heard this, he became furious and said: "Hey, this world is really full of wonders. I have seen arrogant people, but I have never seen a thief so arrogant!"
Fang Zheng also shouted: "Hey, this world is full of wonders. I have seen arrogant people, but I have never seen a liar so arrogant!"
Hearing this, Lao Chang's face suddenly turned red, and he stared straight at Fang Zheng, while Fang Zheng looked at him with a smile. The two of them looked at each other for a long time, and Lao Chang held back a sentence: "Don't spit on me!"
Fang Zheng took out his mobile phone and asked, "Want to watch a video?"
Lao Chang was speechless for a moment. Is there any evidence for this?
"Are you going to surrender yourself, or will a poor monk send you off?" Fang Zheng asked.
Lao Chang and Huang looked at each other for three seconds, and the meaning in each other's eyes was very clear: If you can't beat this thief, he's bald, and the big dog won't be able to deal with it. If he is really sent to the public security bureau, it will be terrible!
So Lao Chang shouted: "Run!"
After saying that, Lao Chang and Huang turned around and ran in three seconds. The two of them were running as fast as flying! Lao Chang looked back while running, and saw that the monk in white was still walking, not very fast, and was being pushed further and further away by the two of them.
The old man saw this and said with a smile: "You still want to catch up with us at this speed? Just practice for a few more lifetimes!"
Huang Sansui nodded and said with a smile: "Back then, I was the champion of both long-distance and sprint running in school. But you're not a slow runner either!"
Lao Chang grinned and said: "I practice running every day! Come on, get away..."
"Be careful!" At this moment, a cry came from my ears.
Lao Chang and Huang Sanmai were both a little confused. Why should they be careful? The plains are clear in front of them. Why don't you let them run away?
Almost at the same time...
Bang bang!
Two muffled sounds were heard, and then Lao Chang and Huang fell to the ground for three seconds, covering their faces...
a few minutes ago.
In the service hall of the police station, two police officers were sitting there in a daze. Due to the weather, no one came to handle anything today. So the two police officers were chatting about something.
At this moment, the two of them were surprised to see two men rushing into the door of the police station and then directly towards the door of the office! That speed...
"You're running pretty fast," a woman said with a smile, but her expression changed as soon as she finished speaking, "Why don't they slow down?"
At the same time, the female police officer on the side exclaimed: "Be careful of the glass!"
As a result, before the word "glass" was uttered, two muffled bangs were heard, and the two people hit the door of the police station like suicide bombs. The glass shattered to the ground with a crash. The two people covered their faces and lay on the ground.
On the ground.
"What's going on?" The two female police officers were a little confused, but they immediately came to their senses and ran over to prepare to save people.
At this moment, Lao Chang was rubbing his almost flat nose. He felt that his nose was extremely sore and he could hardly control his runny nose. However, he still couldn't figure it out. How could there be a door on a flat road?
Lao Chang was about to curse, but when he looked up, he saw two policemen running over. His heart trembled, and he didn't know what was going on. At that moment, he only had one thought in his mind: The police are here to arrest me.
caught!
Thinking of this, Lao Chang patted Huang for three seconds and shouted: "Run!"
After saying that, Lao Chang got up and ran away. Huang Sansiao also saw the police. At first, he wasn't too worried. He thought to himself: I just used a few counterfeit coins, so the crime shouldn't lead to death, right?
However, just after the collision, his mind was a little slow. Before he could figure out the thoughts in his mind, he saw Lao Chang shouting to run, and Lao Chang ran away at the same time. Under his influence, Huang Sanmai almost subconsciously
Get up and run.
The two people rushed out of the office hall at once, and then looked back at the same time, only to see two policemen chasing after them, seeming to shout something. They didn't know whether they were stunned, confused, or something. Anyway, they were just watching.
I couldn't make out the shape of their mouths or what they were saying, but the anxious look on their faces was very clear.
A thought flashed across the two of them almost at the same time: "What are these female police officers for? They can't run fast, have no strength, and have a loud voice? Hehe, the running practice back then was not in vain, and this time I ran with wind... It just hurt a bit when I hit it."
ah."
As soon as they finished speaking, the two heard the familiar voice again: "Be careful!"
Bang bang! There were two more sounds of suicide bombs hitting the door.
At the same time, two sounds of glass breaking sounded...
The two policewomen were completely dumbfounded. A slightly taller policewoman looked at Lao Chang and Huang sympathetically for three seconds and said, "Are these two crazy? The more careful they are told, the faster they run.
While laughing..."
"Maybe you are crazy, otherwise who would rush towards the door when they see it? But..." Speaking of this, another short policewoman said angrily: "Even if you are crazy, it is not the reason for them to demolish the police station, right?"
After saying that, the short policewoman walked over to see what these two people were doing!
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