"Master, this is the first time in my life that I have seen someone begging for a beating. It seems that these three people are really sick, and their illness is not serious." Hong Hai'er held back a smile and pointed.
Pointing at the head, it means that these three brains are sick.
When the three of them heard this, their faces turned red with anger.
When the others heard this, they roared and laughed collectively!
I don’t know who it was inside, laughing in a low voice: "He is indeed an unorthodox master. He is really unorthodox! He will be beaten when he is told, and he does it so confidently."
The others laughed along with them, and at the same time, in line with Fang Zheng's words, they shouted: "Master is really merciful. If someone asks for a beating, you can beat him. Well done!"
"I have never seen anyone begging to be beaten in my whole life. Now that the master has satisfied them, they should be happy."
"Sure enough, the woods are big and there are all kinds of birds, and the puddles are big and there are all kinds of bastards! These bastards... Ahem, they are really different. At this time, we should sing a song: You are different, different...
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Hearing these words, the faces of the three people turned from red to green, and they almost turned into cuckolds. They made a lot of money with their fists. When the woman saw this, she gritted her teeth and said, "Okay, you guys can compete with me.
More shameless, right?"
After saying that, the woman lay on the ground with a thud and shouted: "Oh my head! It hurts! My head... The damn monk is beating someone today... Call the police!"
"Yes, yes, call the police! The monk hit someone!" The man with sallow skin also shouted.
For a while, the two people started rolling around on the ground and called the police at the same time.
When other people saw this scene, they all frowned. They had never seen such a shameless person before. But then I thought about it, this is indeed a trouble. If it continues like this, there is no need to continue the lecture today, I am afraid it will all be wasted.
They had it on their bodies. The doctors were stamping their feet anxiously, but they didn't know how to deal with these rogues.
At this time, police officers crowded in the crowd. For such a big event, the police had been doing security work, so they came immediately when they heard someone making trouble. When they saw the gangsters on the ground, the police frowned, but they were still professional.
Sex went over and asked: "How's it going? Are you okay?"
As soon as they saw the police coming, the two guys on the ground screamed even more fiercely, and the woman even screamed: "I can't help it, I was hit on the head, I can't stand up. Oops, it hurts... I'm dizzy!"
The man with sallow skin shouted: "I can't do it either. I'm dizzy and can't stand up."
The police have seen this kind of people a lot, but I have to say that it is really difficult to deal with this kind of people. The police squatted down helplessly and said: "Would you like to find a doctor for you? There are many doctors here."
"Comrade police, don't look at it, these two are just pretending." A doctor snorted coldly.
"How can you talk like this? Do you still have any medical ethics? People are like this, and you still say sarcastic words?" the sick man yelled angrily.
The doctor suddenly blushed when he was scolded. Just as he was about to refute, he heard the sick man continue: "Comrade policeman, it was this monk who beat me. Do you care about this matter?"
The policeman also looked at Fang Zheng with some embarrassment, and then asked for the sick man: "They really can't get up?"
"I can't get up, I can't get up, I'm dizzy, I feel like I'm going to die," the woman shouted.
The sallow-skinned man followed, "I feel like I can't feel my hands and feet anymore. This was so cruel. I must have been seriously injured."
Just as the policeman was about to say something, a Buddhist call came from nearby: "Amitabha, two donors, are you sure you can't stand up?"
When they saw Fang Zheng asking, their first impression was that Fang Zheng was afraid, so they nodded and said, "That's right, I can't stand up anymore. We know our own bodies well, and we definitely can't stand up anymore!"
Fang Zheng asked with a smile: "You really can't stand up?"
As soon as Fang Zheng gave him this little look, the two people on the ground suddenly felt a strange feeling. This monk didn't seem to be afraid! Could it be that he had other methods?
But then, the two of them calmed down, no matter what you do, we can't afford to pretend to be sick. Even if God comes, we are also injured. If you can't find out, it's because of your poor medical skills!
Thinking of this, the two people immediately nodded.
As a result, before they even nodded their heads, they felt a chill under their buttocks! The two of them subconsciously looked down and saw a snake that came out of nowhere and was burrowing into their trouser pockets!
At that moment, both of them felt like their scalps were exploding! Their eyes widened in horror, and they had no time to scream! Let alone think about why this snake didn't hibernate in the winter but came out to look for crotch drills!
Almost at the same time, the two of them jumped up with a cry and shouted: "There is a snake! Help!"
The woman was so frightened that she ran around and stamped her feet.
The man was even more frightened. He put his hand into his crotch and pulled it, shouting: "It's in, it's in! Help! Damn it, it's so thick and it's getting bigger! I can't pull it out!"
The man screamed and realized that something was wrong. Why did his balls hurt when he exerted force? And the eyes of the people around him were wrong! It didn't look like they were desperate, but rather like they were watching a fool's performance!
Forget about others, even their own people had the same look! Suddenly he had a bad feeling. He carefully touched the long snake in his hand and felt it carefully. It didn't seem to be soft at all.
"Something's wrong, this isn't a snake!" The man suddenly realized something, lowered his head, looked inside, and his face turned red! Then he covered his crotch and screamed...
"Grandpa, what's wrong with that uncle?" a child asked the old man next to him.
The old man coughed dryly, rubbed his grandson's head and said, "I guess he was bitten by a snake."
When the people on the side heard this, they burst out laughing, and then they all agreed: "Yes, yes, it's so pitiful to be bitten by a snake, haha..."
The child looked at the adults in bewilderment and muttered: "Everyone has been bitten by a snake, but you still laugh, you have no sympathy!"
When everyone heard this, they laughed even more happily.
Squirrel stood on Fang Zheng's shoulder and asked Fang Zheng a little confused: "Master, what happened to him?"
Fang Zheng said seriously: "You used too much force, did you tear your balls?"
Honghai'er followed: "I think it was playing billiards. I hit two balls with one shot. The impact was too strong. The pole was about to break and the egg was about to explode. That's why it hurts so much."
The squirrel looked confused and had no idea what the red boy was talking about.
Fang Zheng directly slapped Honghai'er, what a dirty kid! How could he drive despite the words that came into his mouth? And he drove so fast?
Fortunately, Hong Boy's voice was very low and everyone's attention was on the man on the ground. Otherwise, upon hearing these words, Fang Zheng estimated that the image of a master he had worked so hard to create would immediately collapse.