Although Zhou Huiru's mother's family is not in this kind of county, they are not too far apart from each other, and the customs are basically the same. They also know the rules of "welcoming the bride". They have prepared many tricks in advance to embarrass the person who is hidden by Zhou Huiru.
I have to marry a groom who has never been seen by many relatives.
In particular, Zhou Huiru's bridesmaids are even more excited about this. There are also ten bridesmaids in Zhou Huiru's group, eight of whom are sisters from Zhou Huiru's relatives or their childhood friends, and two of them are high school classmates Chen Xueting and Zhao Min.
I don't know how the two women, Chen Xueting and Zhao Min, are feeling now. Anyway, the look in those eyes is not simply festive, but also has another meaning that cannot be understood.
This is the revenge of Zhou Huiru, a little woman. She always feels that she has such a bad taste in these two "best friends" who are thinking about her man. It must be very uncomfortable to watch them.
"It's coming, it's coming! Everyone, get ready!"
After an exclamation of joy, the twenty or so people in the room burst out laughing, sitting and standing, all waiting to watch the show.
The first level to pick up the bride is to "block the door". You can pass the level by answering some preset questions or giving enough red envelopes. Of course, whether the red envelope is "enough" does not really mean that you need a lot of money, that is, it just means.
The rules are like this, just for fun.
The door of the hotel is not a security door, a solid wood one is good. Xue Wusuan turned to look at Guo Chengkai beside him with a smile and asked: "Do you think if I dismantle this door, will it scare the women behind?
ah?"
Guo Chengkai also laughed and followed Xue Wusuan's words: "If senior really does this, the people behind him will be scared to death."
This is a joke. Xue Wusuan would not really do this. He is not a fool.
"Open the door."
"You can open the door, but we have a few questions that you need to answer first."
"Just ask."
This kind of excitement across the door usually means that the groom can't answer the question, and then uses red envelopes to clear the way. But this method simply doesn't work here in Xue Wusuan's place.
He didn't bother to use such low-level means as clairvoyance, and directly used his senses to detect the information in the mind of the person opposite who asked the question. An ordinary person couldn't hide the secret in front of Xue Wusuan, who was in the human-immortal realm.
Xue Wusuan replied easily and fluently, making the bridesmaids behind the door dumbfounded. Who is this person?
"Have you finished asking? Collect the red envelopes and open the door." As Xue Wusuan spoke, a groomsman beside him happily took out a stack of red envelopes from his backpack. Each red envelope contained 600 yuan. It's not that he didn't want to pretend to be too much.
It's just that the door gap is only so thick. If it's thick enough, it won't fit in, and you can't really dismantle the door, right?
The bridesmaids were all excited when they saw the red envelopes inside the door. Twenty dozen of the six hundred red envelopes were stuffed in at one time. It seems that the groom is really a wealthy man.
The door was opened. The people inside knew who Xue Wusuan was without any introduction. After all, they had all seen the photo of "Angel and the God of Death" on the Internet. Only now that they saw the real person did they realize that this "God of Death"
"It's really cold. Even if someone has a smile on their face, it still makes people feel chilly. Those eyes are like bone scrapers, piercing into the body, making people shiver.
The little girls in the class bridesmaid group couldn't bear this kind of glare. They all turned into quails who were yelling before. They couldn't even say a word. It was Chen Xueting and Zhao Min who had already experienced it before entering.
Zhou Huiru stopped Xue Wusuan in front of the "boudoir" where she was.
“Mr.
"The bottom line is, can I still be troubled by you women?"
As soon as Xue Wusuan said these words, he immediately acted like a map cannon and offended all the women in the room. None of them were afraid anymore. They jumped out from behind Zhao Min and Chen Xueting and threatened to make Xue Wusuan look good.
The second level is said to be a test, and it is divided into three levels: the first is "whether the physical strength is good"; the second is "whether the brain is good"; and the third is "whether the temper is good".
"Do you have good physical strength?" This is simply a joke to Xue Wusuan. He can easily do eighty standard movements in one minute by holding on with one palm. It doesn't matter to everyone. But Zhao Min and Chen Xueting are not included.
"No, you have practiced before. Do you dare to increase the amount? Hold the two of us and do squats a hundred times?"
Zhao Min said these words. Chen Xueting who was beside her also helped. The other bridesmaids also followed suit. No one noticed the little thoughts in the eyes of these two women. However, they could not escape Xue Wusuan's perception.
These two women actually wanted to flirt with him. They felt a little funny and a little annoyed. This aroused Xue Wusuan's bad taste. He thought to himself: You can't blame me for what you asked for.
Without saying a word, he put one arm around his waist, tucked it under his armpits, and started to do squats. But from the first squat, a warm force passed from Xue Wusuan's body to Zhao Minhe.
Chen Xueting's body.
This force is very gentle, but it is not a fun thing. It goes directly to the most sensitive parts of the two women's bodies, moving up and down non-stop.
This is completely different from physical contact, and the sensory stimulation is more than ten times higher. Ordinary women have no resistance to this method.
Just when Xue Wusuan squatted for only fifty times, the two women gave up. In less than three minutes just now, they actually went five times! In order not to make a fool of themselves, they had to grit their teeth to stop.
Let the expression on his face change. But he couldn't bear it anymore. He quickly shouted stop, struggled to get off Xue Wusuan's arms, and rushed into the toilet in a flash.
As soon as Zhao Min and the two girls left, the remaining bridesmaids thought they were embarrassed because they were pinched under their armpits by Xue Wusuan, or they were pinched so hard that they were suffocating. They didn't pay attention, and then even Xue Wusuan thought about "do you have good physical strength?"
One off.
The next "Is your brain good?" is actually a brain teaser, but it is much trickier than ordinary ones. But it is also a joke to Xue Wusuan. It easily shocked the bridesmaids and stunned them.
Finally, Xue Wusuan had nothing to say about "whether he has a good temper or not." Even if he said that he had a good temper, no one would believe him. And he didn't want to say anything against his will.
"I have a bad temper. There's nothing I can do about it. Let's find another way." Xue Wusuan smiled and admitted defeat directly. This made a bridesmaid happy, but it stumped this one.
"If you have a bad temper, you have to sing! We won't let you go until you sing well!"
Singing? This thing made Guo Chengkai, who acted as the best man, sweat for Xue Wusuan. It seems that singing has nothing to do with the senior, right? With a wink, the other best men showed four or five that they thought they were good at singing.
Yes, I am going to help Xue Wu pass this test. Of course, this is also allowed by the rules, otherwise why would I find the best man?
But there is really nothing that Xue Wusuan can't do. Even if he did, it was in the past. Now, he can be a scientist, a writer, a painter, and a singer. Of course, there is no problem at all. After all, his voice is easy under the Yama body.
can reach the limit of human aesthetics.
"Got a guitar?"
There really are. They are used as decorations in the suite. They are new.
I took it over, tuned it, and tried it out. This guitar is not that good, it’s just about adequate. But it’s no problem to handle a song.
As the guitar played, Xue Wusuan's voice came out slightly lazily and flatly, as if he was singing or narrating.
Sitting back to back on the carpet,
Listen to music and talk about your wishes.
You want me to be gentler and gentler,
I hope you keep me in mind.
…
The most romantic thing I can think of,
Just growing old slowly with you,
Collect every bit of laughter along the way,
Save it for later when we can sit in a rocking chair and chat slowly.
The most romantic thing I can think of,
Just growing old slowly with you,
Until we're old and can't go anywhere,
You still regard me as a treasure in your hand.
…
PS: The song is from "The Most Romantic Thing", original singer: Zhao Yonghua