"Brother, I'm convinced, you really have no brains!" Zhuo Haoran almost hit the bulletproof glass, "Why don't you catch the bugs and eat more holes in the trees to spread the city space?
It’s considered grazing meat.”
"That's a good idea, let's do it!" Xiao Yuan laughed, "What you eat is wood, what grows out is meat, baby!"
"You two are good, why don't you raise a group of giant aphids and drink honey from the aphids' butts every day?" Ye Han said.
"It's useless!" Xiao Yuan smiled happily, "It must be produced industrially. A row of giant aphids are fixed, and all of them have their butts thrust out. Then they are stimulated together with a machine, and then the honey is squeezed out like a cow.
Come out, collect them, sterilize them, package them, and then package them for sale.”
"Damn, are you disgusting?" Ye Han scolded with a smile, "Can you think of this?"
"Hey, what's so disgusting about this? Out of sight is out of mind. What we usually eat and drink are not disgusting." Xiao Yuan said, "Honey is spit out by bees, bird's nests are from swallows' saliva, and stinky tofu is from
Eat the tofu after it has become smelly... This is the right thing to do. Other things like gutter oil, clenbuterol, tainted milk powder... Let me go, the people of our big foodie empire have long been immune to all poisons.
Okay, what’s missing?"
"Go, go, what nonsense, is this the same thing?" Ye Han scolded.
Xiao Yuan said with a playful smile: "Company Commander, why is this not the same thing? Filling your stomach is better than anything else. Look, we are not far away from eating bugs."
Everyone fell silent together, even Xiao Yuan himself fell silent.
The food harvest caused by insect pests is not a secret, but a fact that everyone knows. Nowadays, even the army implements a rationing system, with each person receiving a daily ration. Only combat troops, and the frontline combat troops fighting against giant insects, can get a share.
A little more, but only a little more, far from the point of opening up the supply.
The ration quota for ordinary people is even smaller. Although the country adopts the advice of nutritionists to optimally combine the types and combinations of ration foods to ensure nutritional balance to the greatest extent, adequate nutrition and filling the stomach are two different things.
If you want to fill your belly, you cannot rely solely on the rations distributed by the state.
Ye Han and others don't know what the situation is like in the south, but it is now difficult to find wild animals in the north. Even wild plants have been severely damaged by locust swarms. The easiest food to obtain is various lone giant insects.
If it were an ordinary insect, Ye Han really wouldn't be able to swallow it. However, when the size of the giant insect became giant, the various muscle tissues in the body also became giant accordingly. He had eaten giant ants when he was in Fuyun. I believe that other giant insects can
The meat was no different, and as long as it wasn't bed bugs or other bugs with special smells, he wouldn't have any mental disorder at all.
"It would be great if plants could really grow into giants." Ye Han suddenly sighed when he thought of this, "A rice plant can grow dozens of meters high, and one grain of rice can feed hundreds of people for a year, so there is no need to worry about food.
Not enough to eat?”
Zhuo Haoran blinked: "Company commander, your imagination is not small..."
"I'm just talking casually." Ye Han tugged at the corner of his mouth, "If even plants can become giants, people will definitely follow suit. However, I have definite information. Even insects, only some can successfully become giants.
Most insects remain the same, and some insects are not very big after becoming giant. In short, each species is the same, and there is no comparison between them."
"Why?" Xiao Yuan asked curiously.
"Maybe it's because they don't adapt to the environment." Ye Han said, "Gigantization is also a kind of mutation. Only those who adapt to the earth's climate can be successful. Gigantization that does not adapt to the environment will not wait until the giantization is completed.
They all died because they couldn’t adapt to the environment.”
"Oh, I understand!" Xiao Yuan suddenly realized, "According to this, there must be fewer creatures on land that can become giant, but there must be more fish in the sea that can become giant!"
Ye Han couldn't help but be startled, and then nodded thoughtfully: "That makes sense!"
Water is a necessary material for the survival of marine organisms. The body structure of marine organisms was originally evolved to adapt to the underwater environment. With the support of water, there is not much difference between larger and smaller bodies, and the bones do not need to be as strong as those of land organisms.
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The most obvious example is whales. They can swim freely in the water, but their bones are extremely slender. Once they reach the shore, they cannot support their huge weight and can only lie motionless on the beach waiting to die.
"If that's the case, why should we eat insects? Fish is the way to go, okay?" Zhuo Haoran said.
Xiao Yuan nodded: "It's indeed a good idea. Just pick the biggest fish and catch it back. If that doesn't work, throw more depth bombs into the water and stun all the fish underwater. Send an aircraft carrier to pick up the bigger ones.
Fish it back."
"What are you fishing for? It's all stinky before it reaches the shore. Just put a few canning production lines on the ship and make cans while fishing. After landing, it will be transported directly to the country by rail!" Zhuo Haoran said, "Anyway, aircraft carriers use reactors.
Some have electricity. The water can be directly desalinated with seawater, and the separated salt can be directly made into cans. Kill two birds with one stone, right?"
Everyone else was amused by the nonsense of these two people. Ye Han joked: "You two have good business knowledge. Being a soldier is really useless. With such brains, you will definitely make a lot of money in business."
"Men are afraid of getting into the wrong profession and women are afraid of marrying the wrong man. If there was no insect infestation, I would definitely retire from the army and go home to do business. Now... hum." Xiao Yuan looked like he was waiting for time.
"Yes, yes, how about we jointly build a boat for this business?" Zhuo Haoran said with a smile.
"Forget it." Xiao Yuan put on a depressed expression, "We'll wait until the fish in the sea grow up."
"What kind of fish are you waiting for? Why don't you two just make canned worms?" Mo Wen joked, "There are so many giant ants and giant locusts left alone. If you just buy the worms and make them canned and sell them, you will definitely make a lot of money."
"What kind of bugs are you collecting?" Ye Han raised his eyebrows, "Just get a trolley, and the boxer ants will turn into cans when you get on the trolley. How convenient... Register a brand and call it Zi Lai Ant."
Several people were stunned for a moment, and then laughed together.
Xiao Yuan was startled: "Then I'm afraid we don't have enough bugs to eat in our country. Otherwise, we can submit a report and apply for a ship to go directly to Africa. There are a lot of ants there. We can just get some pheromones to kill the ants.
The group hooked up and started doing business without any capital, and I made a lot of money!"
"Do you really dare to think about it? Why don't you go to heaven and bring the aliens back in cans?" Ye Han asked.
"There must be aliens!" Xiao Yuan said aggrievedly.
Ye Han shook his head helplessly: "You might as well sell yourself!"
