"Dad Niu." Shen Ying flipped through the storage bag left by Yi Qing, took out the cake and said, "Now, can you tell me the plot?"
"You want to know now?" Gu Yue rolled her eyes at her. He wanted to say it several times before, but she wasn't interested.
"Well, I'm free now." Anyway, the cook is going through a tribulation, so he has nothing to do. "Who is that kid? Is he the villain BOSS?"
"No." He frowned, as if he had thought of something, and tightened his hand on the tight side, "He is... the male protagonist in the book."
"Oh." Shen Ying simply sat down on the stone table next to her, continued to take out the various pastries prepared by the cook from the bag, and motioned for him to continue while eating.
Please start your performance!
Gu Yue twitched the corner of her mouth and rolled her eyes at her again. Her heart was filled with anger. She sat over and grabbed the pastry plate from her hand, and then told her all the plots he had seen.
The novel he read at the beginning was generally a very cliché fairy tale love story, and it was also a sadomasochistic relationship between master and apprentice.
"Is the cook bent?" Shen Ying suddenly said.
puff……
The cake that Gu Yue just took into her mouth spurted out instantly.
"My sister! Where did you think you were? Can you restrain your rotten girl spirit?" Gu Yue glared at her, "The master and apprentice in the plot refer to Ning Zian and his apprentice, excluding your cook. apprentice."
"...Oh." Disappointed.
Gu Yue poured a glass of water before continuing.
That novel is unfolded from the perspective of the heroine. The heroine was originally a mortal who was involved in a dispute between demons and immortals. She accidentally came to the upper world and became a fish in the pond. Later, she was settled by Ning Zi, who happened to be passing by. Saved.
At that time, Ning Zian was no longer the weakling he is now. He had already reached the level of Immortal. He was about to break through to the level of Young Emperor, and his reputation in the entire Immortal World was extremely high.
After the heroine was brought back by him, Ning Zian discovered that she had a special physique and would always attract some unclean things inexplicably. For example, the sealed Yin Qi, the suppressed demon species, or the evil spirits that had dissipated. .
The male protagonist was puzzled, and after some calculations, he found out that she was born with a Yin spirit body, a very Yin and cold existence, so she was easily attracted to these things. Therefore, she often encountered all kinds of bad luck since she was born. , I survived until now by stumbling upon my path.
Ning Zi An couldn't bear it, so he decided to accept her as his disciple.
In the novel, Ning Zian is described as an ascetic immortal who is not good at words, devotes himself to practice, and does not eat fireworks.
Gu Yue originally didn't understand why the male protagonist, who had been concentrating on improving his cultivation and not being disturbed by external affairs, accepted the female protagonist as his disciple so easily. But after Qu Shuangchou's incident, combined with the plot, it is estimated that Ning Ning Zian just felt that he and the heroine were connected by the same destiny, and both were hindered by their natural constitutions, so he wanted to accept the other as his disciple.
But the plot that follows is very cliche. It's nothing more than the heroine having a secret love for the hero, but she can't confess it due to her status as master and apprentice. Like all master-disciple stories, the purpose of the whole story is: master abuses I have treated Master like my first love a thousand times.
And every time the female protagonist is abused by the male protagonist and is in trouble, there will always be men two, three, four, five, seven, six, eight... matching. Anyway, as long as it is a male creature, if it takes one more look at the female protagonist in the crowd, it will be able to spot the female protagonist in seconds. The shining point in her body, and then fell in love with her without hesitation.
But unfortunately the male protagonist is blind!
After a series of misunderstandings and counter-misunderstandings, abuse and abuse, the male protagonist finally cured his eye disease, broke through many obstacles, and finally got together in a vulgar Mary Sue story.
Originally, the two of them just did it if they liked it, and it had nothing to do with anyone else. But the terrible thing is...the male and female protagonists have the attribute of throwing blame. Except for the characters in the plot, no matter who gets close, they will instantly become the scapegoat.
The male protagonist said: You are just my disciple, just like other disciples in the sect.
So...the other disciples were destroyed.
The male protagonist said: I have no personal feelings for you, even if I do, it is only family love.
So...the Bo family fell.
The male protagonist said: I want to protect the fairy gate, but I am not in the mood for love.
So...the sect was destroyed.
The male protagonist said: In this life, I just want to protect all living beings in the three realms.
So...the door to the devil world opened.
In short, the cannon fodder between the two of them can surround the entire fairy world to death.
"That's probably what the plot is about." Gu Yue finished speaking in one breath, picked up the teapot and poured herself a glass of water.
"Oh..." Shen Ying nodded, glanced at the man who was pretending to be calm, and suddenly asked, "What happened to the heroine and the male lead...?"
puff……
He didn't even drink a sip of water, he just squirted it out.
His face suddenly changed, and he said with a hint of panic, "What else could happen? Isn't it just the question of who likes whom?"
"Are you sure?"
"Why did I lie to you?"
"Then why are you blushing?"
"I'm...too hot!"
"Oh~~~~"
"..." I said it's not pornographic anymore, take back your suspicious wavy line!
"Anyway, you just need to remember that these two people are pathogens, and whoever offends them will be unlucky. The two of them ended up happily together, and those cannon fodders who have been cultivating for tens of thousands of years are all unlucky. " Gu Yue said with a serious face, "There will definitely be no good thing in getting involved with the protagonist. Maybe the entire Invincible Sect will get involved."
"Where's the cook?" Shen Ying asked. After talking so much, he didn't see the cook appear.
"He only appeared at the last moment of the novel. At that time, the door to the demon world had been opened, and the demons invaded the fairy world in large numbers. In order to save the male protagonist's apprentice, he spent his whole life practicing and forcibly closed the door to the demon world." Gu Yue frowned. Frowning, he said, "So among all the cannon fodder, the worst is..."
"Is that door so difficult?" Shen Ying looked curious.
"ah?!"
Gu Yue's mouth twitched, is this the point? Have you listened to the plot carefully?
"What material is it made of? Is it heavy?"
"Do you care if it's heavy or not?!" The point is that Yi Qing must not accept the male protagonist as his disciple! Otherwise, with the male and female protagonist's accidental physique, their invincible faction will not be able to play at all.
"I think the cook is usually pretty strong, right?"
"What does this have to do with being strong?"
"Then why does it take so much trouble to close the door?" Your plot is very problematic.
"Is that an ordinary door? That's the door to the devil's world! Do you think anyone can open and close it?" Gu Yue glared at her and said, "The devil's energy alone can corrode the body of an immortal, and it can block the devil's body." The clan’s door must be very special.”
"Is there a lot of demonic energy on the door?"
"Of course!"
"And it's tall and big, and looks very heavy?"
"Is this necessary?"
"Does it still have the words "Devil World" written on it?"
"Maybe... maybe?"
"There are two bit rings on the door, and the ones holding the rings are two toads with red eyes?"
"What red-eyed toad?!" The more she spoke, the more outrageous she became. Gu Yue turned around and rolled her eyes, "Do you think it's a TV prop? It sounds like the real thing. Have you seen it?"