The cook also prevented them from bullying the master and destroying the ancestors and harming the rabbits from the beginning, then prevented them from escaping, then prevented them from fighting among themselves, and finally only needed to prevent them from falling asleep.
And Rabbit's teaching has initially achieved some results. No matter Rabbit or the protoss below, there is no need to sleep. In other words, there is no need for breaks between classes, and you can continue talking like this day and night. As a chatterbox
, Rabbit has an extraordinary persistence in teaching. If he doesn't know it once, he will tell it twice, and if he doesn't know it twice, he will tell it ten times, until the other party learns it.
Especially after discovering that the other party couldn't hurt it at all, it completely let go. It used the full-level skill of talking and cannon, and at most it nibbled a radish in the middle to adjust. It could even stop when it encountered disobedient students.
Come down and give some careful advice...
"Hey, why are you doing this? You know clearly that you can't break through this formation, and it will be counterattacked. Why do you do such a stupid thing where you don't always gain and lose? Isn't it better for us to be peaceful? I'm here to teach you how to read.
As long as you know how to learn, you will learn it in a few years. As the saying goes, only by enduring hardships can you become a demon... blah blah blah blah."
"Hey, that god, what are you doing? How can you bite the god friend next to you? As the saying goes, you must first practice ineditation. After all, you are a classmate who attends the class together, how can you eat it? No matter how big the grievance is, there is such kindness.
, it’s time to let it go. You have to know... blah blah blah."
"Oh, and the classmate who is picking his feet, please put down his feet. Didn't you see that the classmates next to you have fainted? We are all gods. We are gathered here by fate. We should understand and respect each other. You can't pick your feet after school.
? And... bah bah bah bah!"
If Rabbit's teaching level is level one, then its bullshit skills are level ten. It will definitely make you doubt people... no, the kind that doubts gods.
The gods didn't know how to deal with it at first, so they could only grit their teeth and listen to what it had to say, until it felt like the whole world was filled with its humming voice of persuasion. What was terrible was that in order to make them literate as soon as possible, Gu Yue set up an array on the high platform.
Dharma is actually directly related to their spiritual consciousness. In other words, no matter what he says, the word will appear in the minds of the people listening below, like subtitles. So as soon as she opens her mouth, the words in golden fonts will appear.
It goes straight into the heads of the gods and cannot be stopped. No one can withstand such a barrage of attacks.
So later on, as soon as it opened its mouth to say, "Hey, that..."
All the gods cried loudly and loudly, "We made a mistake! We will never do it again, Master, please... Can we go to class as usual?"
"Well, you can teach me!" The rabbit nodded with satisfaction and nibbled on a radish.
Yi Qing, the completely unemployed teaching director: "..."
He should go back to the back hall and help his master cook!
Gu Yue also expressed her affirmation of Rabbit's teaching quality, and her attitude towards Fatty has improved a lot. She also began to consider the idea of letting Rabbit continue to teach a few courses part-time after the literacy course. Of course, as an excellent employee
As a reward, he waved his hand and approved Rabbit's request to open a piece of land in the back mountain to grow some radishes.
Hongmeng: "..." The land seems to be his.
Rabbit taught this class for three full years. Due to the non-stop, cramming teaching, these tens of thousands of illiterate people finally laid a good foundation in writing. Especially in the later period, Rabbit was always trying to reason, which caused them to have high spirits.
Nervous, I almost only use Rabbit to tell it once, and everyone can repeat it fluently, otherwise Rabbit will tell it a hundred times...
Gu Yue also felt that it was time to start teaching other courses, so she decided to take a day off and rest for the rest of the day, and start teaching in his place tomorrow.
Almost as soon as Rabbit stepped off the high platform, all the gods in the audience breathed a sigh of relief. Their waists, which had been straightened for several years, stepped down in an instant. Some even couldn't bear the pressure of the sudden relaxation and fainted.
How terrifying! Even scarier than the one with the sword! So is the so-called rabbit tribe such a terrifying race? The gods trembled!
After class was finally over, Rabbit happily took his good friend Fatty to plant radishes. After all, he had been eating for three years and had used up all the stock.
Gu Yue was originally going to start the lecture on the second day, but found that the fainted gods had not yet woken up, so she had to postpone it for another day. On the third day, the second lecture started.
This time he took it in person, and the first lesson was about transformation. Yes, although the gods here are all born with the art of transformation, they only change the original form into bigger, smaller, and different colors. For example
For example, in the field now, everyone has compressed their bodies and become several times smaller, otherwise they would not be able to sit down.
But no one can transform. The so-called transformation means transforming into a human form. It is not just a temporary image such as illusion, but the entire body shape and meridians will change. The reason for transforming into a human form is because the human form is the key to cultivation.
The best physical state for practicing Qigong is commonly known as the Tao body. Transforming into the Tao body is the first step to enter the Tao.
Gu Yue was much simpler than Rabbit. He directly cast a spell to transfer the method of transformation into the consciousness of all races, leaving only one sentence, "You follow this method and practice on your own. I will check it after five days."
The gods were quite happy at first. Unexpectedly, this new guru was much more straightforward than Master Rabbit. Finally, they no longer had to endure the pain of long and continuous sentences and penetrate into their spiritual consciousness. The clans felt that they had seen the dawn of hope.
, but it wasn’t until five days later that I fell back into hell...
Unexpectedly, the inspections Gu Yue mentioned were one-by-one inspections. If you don't pass the transformation, you will have to repeat it until you learn it. Not only that, his requirements for the transformation are also extremely strict, and it is not just about transforming the limbs.
It's okay to hide your true colors. Not too tall, not too thin, not too fat, not too ugly, not too short. Even if you have too little hair! Even if your transformed clothes are ugly, you won't be allowed to pass!
All clans: "..."
I always feel that this guru is more sick than the previous one. What should I do? Please wait online. It’s very urgent! It’s so fatal!
It's not that no one resisted, it's because... I really can't beat him!
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Being forced to transform hundreds of times every day, there were certainly many protoss who were so angry that they wanted to take action, but they were beaten to the ground before they could get within three feet of him. He really wasn't as nagging as Master Rabbit.
Nao, but he can poison!
"You have the nerve to show me this ugly look. Do you want me to help you recreate it? Re-transform it!"
"Are you originally a pig? Did you become so fat because you wanted to change your race? Do you need me to send you reincarnation to satisfy you? Reincarnate!"
"This face of yours was transformed into the blue bird just now, right? How could you, a nightmare beast, be related to someone else? Re-transform it!"
"And you two, why do you look so similar? Why do you make up the same couple's face in front of me? I'm not even single, so why do you pretend to be a couple in front of me and make me look like a married couple again?"