Chapter six hundred and fiftieth infection of mental retardation
Zuo Shuming's epiphany didn't last long. He woke up in one afternoon, and his cultivation level jumped from the early stage of foundation building to the late stage of foundation building. It may be because there are so few disciples who can achieve enlightenment. Although
His cultivation level is low, but he still attracted the attention of the peak masters of the Guiyi Sect. The eyes looking at him became more and more satisfied.
Zuo Shuming was also excited. He immediately turned around to look for Gu Yue, wanting to share this joy, but...he couldn't find anyone. The square was deserted except for the Yuanying elder who came to protect him on a whim.
, all the disciples who were watching the calamity also left, including Gu Yue. The epiphany was not like the calamity, and there was no benefit to others, so naturally they would not stay and watch.
Zuo Shuming: "..."
Where are the friends we made friends with?
However, he didn't pay too much attention to it. He solemnly thanked the elder who helped him protect the law, and then went straight to Gu Yue's yard with a look of joy on his face. From a distance, he saw the other person sitting at the table with a cup in his hand.
He was eating something like a whirlwind with a bowl of rice.
"Brother Gu Yue?" Zuo Shuming was stunned for a moment and glanced at the table with some confusion, "You... haven't gone to the remote valley yet?"
"What, do you have any objections?" Gu Yue raised her head and took a glance, then turned around and continued to grab the food. Oh! The meat was all taken away without paying attention. Don't think that others can't see you, so you are grabbing so fiercely. He just can't see it.
You are not blind because you are invisible!
"No... no objection!" Zuo Shuming was stunned. He was just surprised that Brother Gu Yue was already a foundation-building monk and was not in a remote valley. Wait, did the food on the table disappear too quickly?
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"Let's go out and talk!" Gu Yue quickly stripped off the meat in the bowl, carried Zuo Shuming and walked out of the door, closing the door behind her. When she walked into the courtyard, she glanced at Zuo Shuming up and down, and her brows suddenly
He frowned and said with a look of disgust, "Are you building the foundation now?" Where is the promised enlightenment? Is it in vain?
"I'm already in the late stage of foundation building." Zuo Shuming thought he was happy for him, and immediately said with excitement, "I didn't expect it to be so fast."
"Haha, is it quick?" Gu Yue twitched the corner of her mouth, look at the cooks, they all have an enlightenment that jumps to one or two big realms, how come you become a smaller realm when you reach it? I bet your enlightenment also costs two yuan!
"No... is it fast?" Zuo Shuming was stunned. The leader said it was very fast. Why did Brother Gu Yue look at him with even more disgust?
"Forget it." Gu Yue sighed, "Since you are already in the late stage of foundation building, you can start practicing the second level of the previous set of swordsmanship."
"This is natural." He nodded, and after a while he seemed to have thought of something, his eyebrows tightened, and he hesitated, "It's just that this time I had an epiphany, I..." He didn't know how to say it for a moment.
"What's wrong?" Gu Yue said, "What happened to you again?"
Zuo Shuming looked around with some fear, and suddenly gritted his teeth and said, "Let's talk in the house!" After saying that, he directly pulled him back into the house and closed the door vigilantly, with a tangled look on his face.
He said, "Brother Guyue, I'm going to stop this time... Huh? Why did the dishes on the table just disappear?" Not only the dishes, but also the plates disappeared. He remembered that Brother Guyue didn't clean them up just now!
Gu Yue, who was pulled in, froze, turned her head and glared at a foodie next to her who had eaten and drank enough and was waiting for the cook to serve pastries. She immediately sent a message and said, "If you don't hurry in and eat, you're going to lose your waistcoat!"
"It's so troublesome!" Shen Ying lay motionless on the table.
"Excuse me, sister!" Gu Yue's face turned green, "Cook, take this person away quickly!"
Yi Qing was stunned for a moment, looked at the cakes in his hand that he had not yet put down, and put them away, "Master, I will take you in to eat." After saying that, he bent down and picked up the mess on the table. Turned around and entered the back room.
"I set up a formation on the table!" Gu Yue replied to Zuo Liangkuai, "It will be cleaned up automatically."
"Brother Gu Yue also knows the formation!" Zuo Shuming was startled, his eyes full of surprise.
Nonsense! Is there anything I don't understand? Lone Yue sat down at the table and asked, "What on earth were you trying to tell me just now?"
His expression suddenly changed, his brows furrowed again, and then he turned around and sat on the chair next to him and asked, "Actually, I don't know what's going on? I always felt that the epiphany I just had was weird."
"Huh?" Gu Yue was stunned for a moment, "Is there something strange there?"
"I can't tell." He looked more and more confused, "I saw Senior Sister Shu before... No, it's the time of Uncle Shu's calamity now. I don't know why, but I always feel like I've seen her before. But I can’t remember it anymore.”
Gu Yue was startled and turned to look at him.
"Later, Uncle Shu suddenly came to me and told me that she had ascended to the golden elixir. Inexplicably, I remembered the method of mobilizing the spiritual energy of elixir formation in my mind." His frown deepened, "Then... I found myself I had an epiphany. Although I have seen the method of forming pills before in various Kung Fu books, but it was... different when it came to my mind before! Just like... just like..."
He didn't seem to know how to explain it. His brows furrowed deeper and deeper. After a while, he hesitated and said, "It's like...I have formed a pill before?"
"Have you ever made a pill?" Gu Yue tightened the fan in her hand, "Can you tell me specifically why you have such an idea? Did you see any pictures?"
"That's not true!" He shook his head and said, "It's just a feeling. I can even think of how to resist every thunder."
"Have you told anyone else about this?"
"Of course not!" He said solemnly, "How could I mention such strange things to outsiders? I can only tell you. Brother Gu Yue... tell me... is there something wrong with me?" He looked confused, "I'm still a foundation-building monk, so how can I know so much about forming pills? It's like I've experienced it before."
"..." No, you have really experienced it.
"Do you think I can..." He suddenly thought of something, opened his eyes suddenly, and stood up.
"What!" Gu Yue was shocked, no way, did you really guess it?
Zuo Shuming suddenly sat closer, lowered his voice and said word by word with a nervous look on his face, "Could it be that... I was infected by Senior Sister Shu! Is my brain also bad?"
Gu Yue: "..."
Shen Ying: "..."
Yiqing: "..."
What a contagion!
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Don't you feel uncomfortable all over Shuyi? I've never seen a partner who is so cooperative like you, huh?
Sure enough, they are redundant, right? One person with two pieces from the left can definitely overwhelm the entire team.
"Brother Gu Yue, didn't you tell me last time that mental retardation is contagious?" Zuo Shuming analyzed seriously, "I think that Senior Sister Shu Yi, no, Senior Uncle Shu Yi must have said it to you. The so-called 'mentally retarded' disease has not gone away. Hasn't she been coming to our hospital frequently recently? I only realized it after she talked to me. So I must have been infected by her." He thought more and more. The more I thought it was possible, the more I asked, "Brother Gu Yue, what do you think?!"