Chapter 30 Start in three years, the highest death penalty
Qiao Qiao kicked her more than a dozen times and still couldn't get out of her anger. When Fang Ming saw this, he said, "If we continue, someone will die."
"Yes, Sister Qiaoqiao, you were angry and we didn't suffer any harm, so let's leave it at that."
Zhang Yan also tried to persuade him weakly, but a beating was nothing, but if he was really disabled, it would be a big deal, and Liang Hao's family would definitely not give up.
"It's really an advantage for him. Next time I meet my mother, I will make him a eunuch for the rest of my life."
Qiao Qiao waved her hand and made a scissor motion. Fang Ming's heart froze when he looked at her charming face with a murderous expression. Sure enough, this woman has not changed after so many years. She must not be offended easily.
"Little Taoist priest, are you scared by my sister? It's okay. My sister allows you to act like a gangster, as long as your little wife isn't jealous."
When Qiao Qiao saw Fang Ming's expression change, the murderous look on his face instantly disappeared, her big eyes blinked, and in an instant she turned into a charming little goblin.
"Let's get out of here first."
Fang Ming didn't answer. He could only lament that the ancients did not deceive him. A woman's mood is really more changeable than the weather.
"Let's go, find a place to tell you, Sister Qiao Qiao, what you have been doing these past years. You are not bad, little Taoist priest. You have learned how to come to such a place. It seems that you are quite capable of being a Taoist priest."
Facing Qiao Qiao's words, Fang Ming could only smile bitterly. There was such a female gangster on the stand, oh no...it was a female gangster and a female goblin. He had nothing to do. The best way was to deal with it silently.
Several people walked out of the box, and Qiao Qiao took Fang Ming directly to the underground parking lot, but Fang Ming called Hua Mingming and asked Hua Mingming to come down now.
"Why, you still have some bad friends playing up there?"
Qiaoqiao leaned against the door of a red Ferrari, took out a pack of women's cigarettes from his pocket, and lit one very elegantly.
"Sister Qiaoqiao, this is not a private space. If you are seen smoking here and secretly filmed..."
Zhang Yan on the side was a little worried. Sister Qiao Qiao is a celebrity after all, so being photographed smoking and posted on the Internet would have a bad impact.
"It's okay. This is the time when those people are dancing wildly. Besides, am I not the spokesperson for the goblin on the Internet? What kind of image can I say?"
After hearing Qiao Qiao's words, Zhang Yan fell silent for a moment. Yes, the most commented comment on Sister Qiao Qiao on the Internet is that she is a fairy. Who makes Sister Qiao Qiao have such a charming and charming face?
However, only Zhang Yan knows that although Sister Qiao Qiao behaves like a gangster, she is actually much better than those celebrities who are different from what they appear to be. At least she knows that Sister Qiao Qiao never goes to any dinner parties or hangs out with anyone.
There was ambiguity.
But having said that, when the elevator showed that it reached the underground parking floor, Qiaoqiao still opened the door and got in.
"I said Fang Ming, why did you call me so nicely? You don't know how resentful the eyes of those two girls looked at me."
As soon as Hua Mingming stepped out of the elevator, he complained to Fang Ming. Then he noticed Zhang Yan standing on Fang Ming's side. A smile instantly appeared on his face and he gave Fang Ming an "I understand" look.
"Not bad, you hooked up with someone so quickly. Although he looks average, he doesn't have that aura of prostitution. Do you want me to take you to the hotel?"
Fang Ming was about to speak when the Ferrari window rolled down and Qiao Qiao's pretty face appeared in Hua Mingming's eyes.
"Little Taoist, is this your friend? Then you can ask him to take Yanzi home. You can get in my car."
Fang Ming was a little surprised and didn't know what Han Qiaoqiao was planning, but after saying this, Han Qiaoqiao rolled up the car window again, without giving Fang Ming a chance to refute.
"Fang Ming, this girl is pretty good. She looks just like the big star Han Qiaoqiao. She probably had plastic surgery on Han Qiaoqiao's face. The plastic surgery was quite successful. I think someone would spend hundreds of thousands just for this face.
Sleep with her for one night, after all, it is rumored that Han Qiaoqiao’s overnight fee is several million."
"What are you talking about? Sister Qiaoqiao is not this kind of person."
Zhang Yan on the side immediately retorted angrily after hearing Hua Mingming's words. Hua Mingming looked at Zhang Yan strangely and muttered, "Master, what do I say about the big star? It has nothing to do with you. It seems like you have nothing to do with others."
The big star Han Qiaoqiao looks very familiar, and he also looks like Sister Qiaoqiao...
However, in the middle of muttering, Hua Mingming suddenly froze...
"Okay, you are responsible for sending her home safely."
Fang Ming patted the dazed Hua Mingming on the shoulder. Without giving Hua Mingming a chance to speak, he walked to the other end of the car, opened the passenger door and got in.
boom!
The deafening sound of the motor resounded through the underground parking lot, and the next moment the Ferrari turned into a stream of red light and sped away, leaving only a stunned Hua Mingming standing there.
After a long while, Hua Mingming suddenly took out his mobile phone and opened a certain social software, searched for Han Qiaoqiao's name, then clicked on the photo album inside and found a photo of Han Qiaoqiao and a woman.
Look at the photo, and then look at Zhang Yan standing aside. A few seconds later, a shocking national curse roared out of Hua Mingming's mouth.
"Damn it, Fang Ming, you are really fucking awesome."
At this moment, Fang Ming's image in his heart suddenly became extremely high. The reason was that he just saw the photo in Han Qiaoqiao's album on his phone and there was a sentence under the photo.
“It’s been a tiring day of activities today, and it’s been a hard work for my swallow.”
The photo is of Han Qiaoqiao and her assistant Yanzi, and the woman in the car has the same face as Han Qiaoqiao. The woman outside the car is also named Yanzi, and she also has the same face as Han Qiaoqiao's assistant in the photo.
Even if he still couldn't believe it, Hua Mingming had to accept the fact that the woman just now was none other than the big star Han Qiaoqiao.
And Fang Ming actually got into the car of the famous star Han Qiaoqiao, and it was Han Qiaoqiao who took the initiative to invite him, and it was almost late at night.
As a veteran driver, Hua Mingming flashed many pictures in his mind in an instant, and eventually these pictures turned into Fang Ming's admiration for the mountain.
If you don't show your real face, you are called an expert!
…
The night in the magical city began to become empty. Qiao Qiao was driving the car intently. Fang Ming didn't say anything, just quietly watching the neon lights passing by on both sides.
Zhi!
The car suddenly came to a sudden stop. Fang Ming looked at Qiao Qiao, and Qiao Qiao also looked at Fang Ming.
"I remember that your little wife is also from Shanghai, right? Why, you two are together now?"
"No, I have only been here a few days, and besides, she is not my little wife." Fang Ming explained.
"Not a little wife? I saw a certain two people making a lifelong promise on the grass. If someone is braver..."
Qiao Qiao deliberately prolonged her words, and Fang Ming asked curiously, "What would happen if you were bolder?"
"Three years to start, maximum death penalty!"
puff!
Fang Ming's expression became a little embarrassed. He knew that he shouldn't accept what this witch said. She had exposed her potential to trick people when she was so young, but she hadn't received enough lessons yet.
"Okay, I won't joke with you anymore. Let's talk about it. Did the devil come to see your little wife this time?"
Qiao Qiao smiled so wildly that she didn't care that some of her beauty had leaked out. She laughed for a full minute before she stopped and asked seriously.
"My master asked me to bring something to Uncle Ye." Fang Ming answered truthfully.
"Then have you seen her?"
"No."
"Did you not find her home or did you not meet her person?"
Fang Ming looked at Qiao Qiao in surprise, when did this woman become so gossipy?
"My master asked me to bring something to Uncle Ye, and I met Aunt Ye."
Fang Ming didn't say anything more, but Qiao Qiao kept staring at Fang Ming's eyes. The next moment, her whole face came closer, and her pretty face almost touched Fang Ming's face, because her body was slightly tilted.
The cute and narrow sling could not cover the full shape at all. From Fang Ming's perspective, he could almost see it clearly.
Gulu!
Fang Ming swallowed hard.
"I said you little Taoist priest is really dishonest. Where are you looking?"
Qiao Qiao was angry, but Fang Ming was about to explain, but he didn't expect Qiao Qiao to smile seductively at him in the blink of an eye, and then made a crazy move, shaking the little cutie, and said with a delicate mouth: "That's right.
Yes, what's the use of just looking at it? Do I want you to feel the temperature?"
Goblin, this is a goblin who seduces people without paying for their lives.
"Don't think that I can't guess it, sister. I guess you are angry with your mother-in-law. After all, you are just a little Taoist priest from the countryside. Your little wife is so beautiful. How could your mother-in-law agree to this? It can't be
Just be kicked out."
Qiao Qiao's cunning eyes shone with wisdom, "Tsk tsk, just like in the novel, the poor male protagonist was beaten by his rich and beautiful mother. Little Taoist priest, did you say something to your mother-in-law at that time?"
"What are you talking about?" Fang Ming asked subconsciously.
"Thirty years to Hedong and thirty years to Hexi, don't bully young people into poverty!"
"I……"
Fang Ming decided that no matter what Qiao Qiao asked, from now on he would not answer unless it was something serious, and he would not ask any questions out of curiosity.
"Don't be so serious. I won't joke with you. But if your little wife doesn't want you anymore, I can support you, Sister Qiaoqiao. Well, at least it's good to be a chef for me. If you conquer my stomach, maybe
I’ll straighten you up one day.”
Fang Ming was dumbfounded. He knew what Qiao Qiao meant by chef. That was when he cooked a meal for Qiao Qiao and others in the mountains. In fact, it was not very delicious. It was just ordinary boiled mushrooms.
The water was mountain spring water and the mushrooms were freshly picked with just a little seasoning. It was mainly because several children were lost at the time and were hungry and cold before they found it delicious.
Just like a story that Fang Ming once saw, it was about a prince who encountered a rebellion and left the imperial city to live among the people. At that time, he met an old man who gave him a bowl of rice to satisfy his hunger.
Later, after the rebellion ended, the prince returned to the imperial city. Even when the emperor sat behind him, he still couldn't forget the bowl of rice. He always thought it was the most delicious rice in the world. He called it pearl agate emerald rice and sent people to find it many times.
However, the officials who finally investigated discovered that the pearl, agate and emerald rice was actually the leftover food obtained by an old beggar begging from many families. It was only because the emperor was hungry at that time that he thought it was the most delicious food in the world.