"The royalties are not even enough. I haven't made any money these days. I'm just riding a horse..."
In the dead of night, in a single room in the suburban area of Shangdu City, Ye Hua sat in front of the computer and opened the Dian Niang Writer backend while cursing.
Then, upload the latest chapter.
Today's update task was finally completed. Ye Hua sat in front of the computer with a lifeless look on his face. His whole body seemed to be hollowed out and his whole body was lifeless.
I clicked on the subscription background to take a look, and saw the dismal hundreds of subscription data. If I could turn back time, I would go back to the moment when I started writing, and give myself a hard slap in the face.
I’m so hungry~~ I should have known better than to write a novel...
Glancing at the time in the lower right corner of the screen, it was already two o'clock in the morning. Ye Hua was about to turn off the computer and take a nap, but he couldn't help but click on the book to read what the book review chapter said.
"The hot chicken author, beat the shit out of this second-guessing beast!"
"If you have a trick, you can kill all the broken dogs in the world with a sword in your hand!!"
"Another short and weak chapter!"
"Nila used to be so hard-working, always busy with seven or eight shifts, but now she has become a second-shift beast or even a terrifying first-shift beast... Ni, you have changed. You are no longer the hot chick in my mind."
"I don't ask for votes until there are ten more chapters. Did you see the votes in your hands? I voted for someone else. I'm just asking if you are angry..."
"The amount of water that the recently updated content can squeeze out is comparable to the amount of water produced by the author's body..."
Ye Hua's heart is very strong, but when he saw the last comment, he almost spit out a mouthful of blood.
Nowadays, these readers are so irritating. It doesn’t matter if they don’t subscribe or vote. They don’t even give TM clicks, let alone favorites. They know that TM wants to update more, want women’s clothing, and TM wants ***. How can I write a book TM?
?I won’t write it anymore, the character “Ma” in Ma Ni is annoying!
I will never read the book review section again. It’s such a disturbing comparison and it’s like riding a horse.
Mmm~~it smells so good~~
Ye Hua behaves like this every time he reads the book review section. He says he doesn’t want to, but he honestly clicks on the book review section the next day. Every time, he hopes that readers will post new comments, and every time he is rejected by the readers.
Comments closed the page in anger.
Very angry!
Ahhhhh... I'm so angry~~!!!
It's better to go to sleep. A dog's life matters. A dog's life matters.
Xianyuhua felt a chest tightness and was so angry that she went to bed, lying on the bed like a puddle of soft mud, tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep.
I feel sleepy when sitting in front of the computer, but I feel energetic when I lie on the bed.
This is very uncomfortable!
Ye Hua got up from the bed again. Since he couldn't sleep, he would write another chapter. Then he came to the computer and just opened the world to do something. After writing a few words, he felt as if he was trapped in a trap and became weak.
Horse riding!
What is this thing called...
Ye Hua slumped on the chair, stared at the ceiling and said leisurely: "Oh...if only I could be like the pig's feet written in my book, handsome, rich, and a super celebrity, leaving at a young age
At the peak of life, sitting with big guys from all over the world, bragging, and giving pictures to middle-aged girls, big girls, perky butts, all of them, it's not too cool, riding a horse is the joy of life, how can
As miserable as it is now, I was almost tempted by a reader to become a cross-dressing boss through the temptation of a cute protagonist..."
I had random thoughts for a while, all kinds of pleasant fantasies in my mind, but I had to return to reality after all.
In reality, I am a poor house. It is impossible to work part-time. It is impossible to work part-time in this life. I can only make ends meet by writing online articles.
Ye Hua was very distressed. The business community was prosperous. Through the window, he could see the beauty of this international metropolis. The houses there were bigger, more beautiful and more comfortable than this shabby single room in the suburbs. But he had no money, so he relied on writing this shabby book.
I probably won’t be able to afford a house or a car in my lifetime. The country has been encouraging the second child for many years. I don’t even know what my wife’s name is or what she looks like. She still has a second child... It’s almost as good as having a second child...
Alas~~~
Ye Hua let out a long sigh. Living like this is so tiring and boring. Why don't you give birth to a second child? If you are lucky, you may become a rich second generation in your next life. Naoko will have all her butt in a minute.
At this moment, a very embarrassing voice suddenly sounded in my mind.
Do you long for golden thighs?
"No, I long for big beautiful legs!" Ye Hua said without thinking.
Are you afraid that you are not a fool? With Lord Jin and my golden thighs, it will be easy to reach the top of your life, and you will have everything you want.
"That makes sense, then... I long for golden thighs!" Ye Hua stroked his chin and replied after thinking for a moment.
etc…
Ye Hua lay flat on the bed and sat up in shock.
Something was wrong with the situation just now, that snarky voice...
He turned on the desk lamp and looked around the room suspiciously. Everything was normal. Ye Hua shrugged and spread his hands. He looked at the time and was shocked. He probably stayed up too late and had signs of hallucinations. Go to bed quickly. If you die suddenly, you will really die.
Going to have a second child.
"A dog's life matters. A dog's life matters."
The moment Ye Hua turned off the light again, darkness fell, and he lay on his back on the bed. Suddenly, a beam of light shot straight down from the ceiling, hitting Ye Hua's eyebrows. A vast amount of information was crazily injected into his brain, and he felt that his head was about to explode.
I was blown away.
When everything returned to calm, Ye Hua turned on the light and stared at the ceiling.
"Master Jin? I was chosen by the legendary Golden Thigh?"
I was stunned for a moment...
"Haha, it turns out that I am also the chosen one. I have golden thighs and I still have the word "P". How is it different from salted fish? Update? It doesn't exist, eunuch. I want to punch the little horse and kick the big horse.
, it must be killed, so he temporarily sets a small goal, such as opening a technology company with a market value of 500 billion US dollars. Uh, no, no, this can’t be considered a small goal. If you have a golden thigh, you can’t be so crazy. Let’s say it’s a medium goal.
…”
After Ye Hua came back to his senses, Zhong Er Si Bai was overjoyed. Knowledge is a good thing, and it has everything and is omnipotent.
Wonderful!
After the excitement, Ye Hua gradually calmed down and immediately began to think about how to use knowledge to change his destiny and reach the top of his life. In the middle of the night, he was really energetic, which was more refreshing than drinking a dozen Red Bulls.
I was thinking happily and fell asleep without realizing it.
When he woke up the next day, the first thing Ye Hua did was log into the writer's backend of Qidian.com, and then typed out "two" big characters: This book is a eunuch!
When I typed these four words, I felt very domineering. It had a sense of being unreasonable and strong, which was very refreshing.
Ye Hua pouted slightly.
From now on, you no longer have to endure these evil readers urging you to update every day. You will know that urging you to update every day is just like urging you to order, and it is extremely annoying.
What's even more disgusting is that some old guys actually used cute characters to seduce me in women's clothing. I almost didn't resist, but luckily I resisted. Otherwise, if I would become a giant in the future, what would happen if this dark history was revealed?
snort!
Just when he was about to click upload, Ye Hua held his chin and thought for a moment before deleting it.
I'd better finish the book. Anyway, I've already written it in the middle and late stages. It's just a hobby, and it doesn't depend on my mood. It's a stable group.
"Why is there only one update today?"
"Gouzi, you have completely changed."
"A salty fish author, an evil beast with no dreams."
"I want to send the author a box of fruits that are specialties from my hometown. By the way, the razor blades are also in it. Please give me the address."
“A suffocating operation.”
When Ye Hua saw these comments, he couldn't help but pursed his lips and said, "Hahahahahaha, you can't do anything with me, there's no way I just like the first update, hahahahahaha, I'm so angry, right, la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Hahahahahaha, you can’t beat me. I want to send the blade but I won’t give you the address, blah blah blah blah blah blah.”
After a while, he closed the webpage, and once again thought of himself as a young man in the new era with no house, no car, and no girlfriend. However, Xianyuhua's heart at this moment was not panic at all, as calm as an old dog.
.
I stretched out relaxedly in front of the computer, calmed down and began to think about my new life plan for the future.
