As mentioned in the previous chapter, Ximen Yu wanted to go out with Uncle Li to see if there was anything wrong with Uncle Li, or if there was anything strange about Uncle Li. Therefore, he followed Uncle Li early in the morning and said
I went to a restaurant with him to tell stories.
At such an early morning, there were already a lot of pedestrians on the street, and the shouts and shouts of sellers were constant. Ximenyu and Li Bo were walking on the street. Ximenyu looked around curiously. The clothes of the people here were a bit similar to those in ancient times.
The woman looked curiously at the woman's breasts from time to time. Li Bo shook his head, and when he saw Ximen Yu's appearance, he couldn't help but recall his youth, and sighed: "Young people from generation to generation are the same."
"Uncle Li, where are you storytelling?" Ximenyu asked.
Uncle Li pointed to a restaurant in front and said, "Zuixiang Restaurant!"
The Zuixiang Building is thirteen stories high, and there are definitely no shortage of people coming in and out. Even though it is only the morning, many tables upstairs and downstairs are already occupied. The top floor does not accept diners. It is a teahouse, so the top floor is open all day long.
There are quite a few people, and some people may not come out even if they go in for a long time. They enjoy tea, relax, have fun, chat about home affairs, and listen to books. These are the main activities of the regulars on the top floor. Uncle Li smiled with satisfaction, there were so many people.
, the reward given by others is more. He led Ximenyu into Zuixiang Building.
Ximenyu just wanted to relax today. He had been thinking about Qin Qing's anomaly a few days ago. He should really adjust it in time.
The waiter in the shop was obviously very familiar with Uncle Li. He dared to speak frankly in front of Uncle Li. As soon as we met, he smiled and said loudly: "Old man Li, let's talk about books! This time I have to change it to something new, otherwise I will listen to you."
It's boring! It's either 'Wang Dingshan molesting little sweet-scented osmanthus' or 'Blue Cat's Pursuit of Peach Peach', or else it's 'Li Consort Drunk and Playing in the Mandarin Duck Pond'. If you keep changing these sections every day, sooner or later your audience will be gone...
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When someone pointed at a sore spot, Uncle Li said impatiently: "Okay! Why do I have to talk nicely to you? Have you ever given me money?" Uncle Li led Ximen Yu upstairs, leaving only the waiter to ask for money.
With a bored look on his face, he muttered: "Didn't I serve you tea?"
As they were going up the stairs, Ximenyu asked: "Uncle Li, why are you just talking about these few paragraphs?"
Uncle Li said angrily: "You think it's so easy to make up a story! I have tried my best to tell it to suit everyone's taste."
Ximen Yu was convinced, 'Wang Dingshan flirted with little Osmanthus fragrans, and the blue cat searched for peaches in the bridal chamber.' It turns out that Hua Yuxing people also like books about romantic stallions. Perhaps, to Li Bo and others, they are equivalent to Chinese Internet writers. It's just that
They say it with their mouths, and Earth Network writers publish it on the Internet.
When we got to the top floor, there were old customers who had recognized Uncle Li for a long time, but they didn't come up to say hello. They hoped that Uncle Li would bring something new today. Perhaps many people were already disappointed and drank tea by themselves without even looking at Uncle Li.
Ximenyu found a corner and sat down. Anyway, Ximenyu followed Uncle Li all day today.
Sure enough, Li Bo walked into the storytelling forum that belonged to him every day, touched the two bamboo boards in his right hand rhythmically several times, and began to talk.
"Today I am telling a story about "Li Consort Li plays drunkenly in the Yuanyang Pond." When hearing the word "Li Consort Li", many people started to sigh.
"... Li Prince Consort was so drunk that he entered the Yuanyang Pond by mistake. He saw two women laughing and laughing in the pool. Li Prince Consort hurriedly hid aside. The two women did not seem to see Li Prince Consort and were enjoying themselves.
Standing up, one woman gave a sweet smile, grabbed the other woman's earlobe with her beautiful hands, and slowly touched it down!" Uncle Li told the story vividly, and at the same time made stroking movements with his hands. Although he has told this story n times, he still can't
Few people were attracted by Li Bo's movements and sounds. This kind of dirty story made some people breathe harder, looking forward to telling it.
"That woman touched and touched and touched! From her earlobe to her neck, from her neck to..." The old and young perverts listened attentively, as if the person touching them was just like them. Uncle Li was very good at whetting people's appetites, and at the critical moment...
But stop.
"The woman suddenly touched one, one, one..."
Whenever this moment comes, many people can't help but ask: "What is it? You should tell me quickly."
"A slippery hand stopped her from reaching down."
"Hey! It's your hand!" Everyone sighed in disappointment. At this time, they all hoped that Uncle Li would say that he touched the woman's vagina. Unfortunately, the reality is cruel.
Li Bo continued: "The other woman said angrily: 'Sister, why are you talking nonsense! Look at how I'm going to punish you. The two of them laughed and twisted together. Li's consort became lustful when he saw it, and he slowly walked up...
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Everyone looked tense, looking forward to the next exciting scene. Li Bo successfully aroused everyone's desire to listen.
"Consort Li was so drunk that he touched a woman's back. Suddenly..."
"how."
"Suddenly her skin felt as smooth as silk. The woman was startled. She turned around and saw that it was Consort Li, and shouted: 'Don't you know that this is the harem?' Hearing that this was the harem, Consort Li immediately woke up from his drunkenness."
"Then what?"
"Then Prince Consort Li walked away in despair. Well, 'Consort Li is drunk and plays in Yuanyangchi' is over."
"Is this also called drunken play in Yuanyangchi?" Ximen Yu smiled and bent over, and walked away dejectedly before the play even started.
If Li Bo were an online writer, he would definitely be a sluggish writer, so unskilled.
Ximenyu decided to elaborate on this story. Although Li Bo told it vividly, he still didn't dare to tell it at critical moments.
Ximenyu walked up to the podium and shouted loudly to the many listeners below: "Hello everyone, I am Li Bo's master, and I am going to talk about a passage called 'Li's consort is treasonous and immoral, and the two unfaithful concubines in the pool'."
I heard that he was Li Bo's master, which caused a lot of commotion. Li Bo stood up and explained: "Yes, he is my master. Let's listen to my master telling you a story!" He wanted to hear Ximen Yu Hui.
What story to tell.
Li Bodu said so well, then his master...
Everyone immediately started shouting and sat upright, curiously waiting to hear Ximenyu's story.
Ximenyu also used to write online novels, and he was very good at it.
Ximenyu adjusted his voice and said loudly: "Consort Li, who was drunk that day, accidentally entered the Yuanyang Pool in the harem. He saw two women bathing in the pool, sometimes splashing water, sometimes laughing. Seeing such spring, Li Consort,
I couldn't stand the sex anymore, so I secretly took off my clothes behind the rockery."
"Wow!" The audience below gasped. Everyone was attracted. This was much more attractive than what Li Bo said.
Uncle Li secretly sweated, this guy took off all his clothes, he wasn't afraid that the protagonist would be beheaded.