The third master always said that if you are not arrogant enough and go down the mountain, sooner or later you will still be bullied and lose face. Tomato Novel Network high-speed update //
The Fourth Master even said, if you are not shameless enough, romantic enough, and want to save face, then you will not be able to get a beautiful woman even if you go down the mountain. How can I let you make up for the regrets I had when I was young?
And the master wears a golden mask all day long, always cold and devoid of any emotions! In order to train you, he will not hesitate to do any cruel thing. A year ago, a total of four people came, and a year later, only
One, Ximenyu, and the other three were all trained to death by the master during training! Ximenyu's body is still scarred. Therefore, the master is an emotionless master training machine.
"Ximenyu, are you ready?" Ximenyu's fourth master asked, today is the day to assess the subject of "Shameless Romance and Shamelessness". I hope you can show a level that satisfies me. You have never passed the test before.
I'm afraid you won't be able to get off the mountain in ten years! Well, I'm going to start the exam!"
"Fourth Master, please speak!" Ximenyu was frightened, not knowing whether Fourth Master would ask difficult questions.
"The first question is, if you saw a very beautiful woman on the road!, what would be your psychological activities?" the fourth master asked.
Ximenyu replied: "I would think to myself, wow, what a beautiful girl! Her boyfriend is so happy!"
"Okay, zero points for this question!" said the Fourth Master.
"Why?" Ximenyu asked puzzledly.
"Want to know the correct answer? Well, I'll tell you!"
The fourth master stroked his beard and said: "You should think like this, 'What a beautiful girl, I don't know if she is still a virgin.' If she is still a virgin, I have to find a way to help her lose her virginity!"
Ximenyu felt frightened for a while. An old man said such stupid words, which made him embarrassed to tell others that I knew him.
"Now do you know where you went wrong?" the fourth master taught him a lesson, with a teacher's tone.
"Got it!" Ximenyu lowered his head and responded.
"Well, now comes the second question! Listen up!"
"The second question! It's still the same scene just now. When you see that beautiful woman, what will you do?" Fourth Master asked.
Ximenyu replied: "I will go up and say hello to her!"
"How do you say hello? Be specific?"
"I'll walk up and say, hey!, hello, my name is Ximenyu and I want to get to know you!"
"Another zero score for this question!"
"Why?" Ximenyu said depressedly.
"The correct answer is: You should go up, give her a quick kiss on the face, and say, 'Miss, there is a mosquito on your face.'"
Ximenyu asked in confusion: "What does having mosquitoes have to do with kissing her?"
"Why doesn't it matter! There are mosquitoes on my face, but you kiss them and drive them away!"
"Isn't this a rogue thing? What if he slaps me?"
"Then just say, 'Thank you for helping me fight mosquitoes!"
Ximenyu felt ashamed! This is okay, but the fourth master’s answer was really shameless!
"Now you have received zero points for two consecutive questions. For the third question, please listen to the question!: If you have a girlfriend, and one day you go to your girlfriend's house, you suddenly find that your girlfriend's mother is very beautiful, but your girlfriend is not
Father!, what kind of psychological activities will you have?"