"Liu, can you let Captain Chi have a good rest?" Ji Yanxue was almost made angry by Liu Lang.
This guy uses this trick almost every time, and he almost wears it out.
"He snores every time he goes to sleep. I'm afraid that he will affect the rest of the brothers." Liu Lang explained with "grievance".
As soon as these words came out, all the melon-eating viewers who were pretending to be asleep and listening attentively trembled in their quilts. Their admiration for Chief Liu reached a new height. How thick-skinned do you have to be to say this without blushing or heartbeat?
!When it comes to snoring, Captain Chi’s little snoring is simply a lullaby, but your old man’s snoring is like a heavy fire!
Several soldiers thought for a long time before they came up with this word to describe Commander Liu's snoring. If they hadn't been accustomed to sleeping with the sound of cannons on their pillows during this period, the wounded soldiers headed by Zhao Ergou estimated that their injuries could almost be healed.
No treatment is needed, he will just die from drowsiness.
Chi Dakui, who suffered an unreasonable disaster, is about to cry. You two are competing with each other, so why don't you keep dragging me into it?
Although Ji Yanxue was lower in rank than him, she was the woman favored by the superior officer, and Chi Dakui would never dare to offend her.
As for Liu Lang, he borrowed the courage from Chi Dakui, and Chi Dakui would not go against him. In that blocking battle, Liu Lang was alone and killed at least 20 little Japs. This kind of courageous and brave man in the army
There are not many capable superior officers left.
So Chi Dakui has already issued his lieutenant colonel epaulettes, but he has been secretly hiding them under his pillow without daring to show them to anyone. His idea is very simple. The big guys in the Military and Political Department are crazy, but he, Chi Dakui, is not crazy. Chief Liu has not been mad for a day.
If he is promoted, he will still be his junior company commander and must not put pressure on his superiors.
Lieutenant Colonel Chi has been thinking about how to hold Liu Lang's thick legs for the past two days!
"Don't tell stories there. It's useless to say anything else. Hurry up and drink the medicine?" Ji Yanxue's delicate little face was sullen, her almond-shaped eyes widened, and she slapped her hand on the table and ordered.
"Well, the doctor checked this morning and said that Zhao Ergou has an infection in his lower part. Let him drink this medicine!" Liu Lang pointed to Zhao Ergou, who had been in a false sleep state on the bed on the right with a bitter face.
The beds of the sick and wounded began to shake, which was the result of the severe beatings.
"Two sirs, the doctor seems to be talking about abdominal infection, not the lower part." Zhao Ergou, who had been "slandered" by the superior officer, stuck his head out and defended himself weakly.
It would be fine if it were something else, but it is actually this lower part that is the most important thing for men and must be clarified!
"Your grandma is a bear. The abdominal cavity is not the lower part of the human body! Why the hell are you growing to the upper part? Let me see?" Liu Lang's eyes widened and he glared at the soldiers who dared not cooperate with him.
Subordinates who don't know how to figure out their boss's feelings are not good subordinates.
"Liu, don't talk to me here. Why, do you want me to invite those ladies from all over the world to serve you well?" Ji Yanxue laughed angrily and slammed the table.
Of course Ji Yanxue was angry. She had worked so hard to make medicinal soup for him, but this guy was here to meet with various celebrities, and I heard that they were very happy with each other. Now he refused her kindness without any hesitation. It was simply too bullying.
Didn't you just save someone's life? In the worst case, I'll give it back to you.
All the wounded soldiers were silent. No matter how ignorant the soldiers were, Ji Yanxue showed it so clearly that they also understood!
No wonder Major Ji has been dark-faced for the past two days and never has a good attitude towards his superiors. It turns out that he is jealous!
If you think about it carefully, isn't it? There have been a lot more ladies coming to see the chief in the past two days, and the chief's attitude towards these ladies seems to be very kind. If it were Major Ji, he would probably do the same.
Are you unhappy! Could it be that the commander has changed his mind? That can’t be true! In terms of appearance, Major Ji is far ahead of those ladies in the world. But I can’t say, the commander may suddenly like someone with the same body shape as him.
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Anyway, Zhao Ergou saw that the chief was particularly kind to the ball-shaped daughter of the president of the Shanghai Chamber of Commerce. Before leaving, he happily accepted the invitation to sign the fat daughter's lapel.
It’s just what you like, sir!
Anyway, Zhao Ergou agreed with the officer's taste. The fat daughter had a round waist and a big butt. She looked like she was easy to have children. It was better to be more practical when it came to marrying a wife.
The wounded soldiers have different thoughts here.
Liu Lang was secretly complaining. This little girl was not like this in his memory! In the past, he would avoid saying anything to the fat man and would run away as far as he could. Although his attitude has become worse now, he still has to come here at least every day.
He wandered around five or six times, no, almost seven or eight times, and stabbed himself a few times each time. This meant that he was working hard enough to confront himself.
As for a woman, her pronoun is trouble! Liu Lang had a profound understanding of the meaning of the golden words that his father occasionally said when he was alone in the meeting. Of course, his mother was definitely not present at that time.
Otherwise, Liu Lang had reason to believe that his father, who was the commander of an army, would definitely say: As for a woman, her pronoun is scenery.
It’s not that you are afraid of drinking the dark bowl of medicinal soup in front of you made of unknown ingredients. As the most elite special forces of the Republic, when performing missions, even poisonous insects such as centipedes, scorpions and even spiders are in your belly. As long as you can keep it
energy required by the body.
But the thing Ji Yanxue brought over was really not scientifically verified! It was purely handmade by this young lady.
Yesterday, just yesterday, Liu Lang, with the determination of a strong man to cut off his wrist, drank the medicinal soup prepared by this eldest lady in one gulp, which was said to be able to replenish blood and replenish qi.
result.....
As a result, Liu Lang had almost a bowl of nosebleeds, not to mention blood replenishment.
When I asked about it in the evening, I found out that, good guy, Major Ji is very concerned about his comrades who are close friends in life and death. He just got a piece of century-old wild ginseng in it as an auxiliary ingredient. Note that this is only an auxiliary ingredient. There are also Ganoderma lucidum and Polygonum multiflorum...
...Anyway, as long as the eldest lady can think of rare and exotic products, I will cook them in a pot. I cooked it myself for a day and only made a small bowl.
All the essence of the herbs entered Liu Lang's stomach.
Liu Lang had tears in his eyes at that time, not out of emotion, but purely out of sadness.
The reason why Shen Nong died early was because he tasted Baicao! The rocket launcher exploded and blew him to pieces. He didn't die. He traveled through time. He survived when he was surrounded by 20,000 Japanese troops and performed meritorious service. But he was going to die.
On a bowl of medicinal soup, it heals the dead.
His name is Liu Lang, but not Liu Dalang!
Fortunately, I only had a bowl of nosebleeds yesterday, but what about today? Liu Lang frowned.
"Humph, today there is no ginseng and no polygonum multiflorum. It's just donkey-hide gelatin, yellow essence and longan. It can replenish blood and replenish qi. Drink it quickly." Ji Yanxue, who was already feeling bitter, didn't know why after seeing Liu Lang's wrinkled fat face.
My mood suddenly became better again.
Although the tone is still bad, it is obvious that the atmosphere has relaxed a lot.
As a woman, you also have a name called fickle.
Liu Lang muttered silently, gritted his teeth and poured the medicinal soup into his mouth.
In addition to various unknown tastes, there is also a taste called paste that lingers between the lips and teeth, fully demonstrating Ji Yanxue's efforts.