The scream of "Ah~~" almost scared Liu Lang out of his wits.
That voice was very familiar to him. Besides Ji Yanxue, the "miraculous doctor" who was good at boiling herbs, who else could it be?
Although Liu Lang's current body is far away from that of future generations, his punch can weigh at least a hundred kilograms with one punch. Not to mention Ji Yanxue, a delicate little girl, she can't stand it, but even a sturdy man like Chi Dakui can punch him without warning.
Such a punch would probably make you kneel down.
Liu Lang quickly changed his fist to palm, and at the moment he hit the target, he recovered most of his strength.
In martial arts novels, whenever you try to take back a move after a move, the internal force will backfire and you will become possessed. Although it is a bit nonsense, from the law of conservation of energy, energy does not occur out of thin air, and naturally it will not disappear out of thin air. It can only be transferred from an object to
Another object, of course, the form of energy can also be converted into each other.
Therefore, Liu Lang endured the bruises caused by forcibly withdrawing his strength without hesitation...
The result of the force and reaction is that Liu Lang's fat pig's trotters and claws have an indescribable touch. As for what specific words to use to describe it, Liu Lang really can't use words to describe it at this moment. Anyway, the claws are very real.
The feeling was transmitted to Liu Lang's brain nerves.
Liu Lang was in a daze.
Ji Yanxue felt stupid.
Ji Yanxue never expected that Liu Lang, who had become a completely different person, would return to his old ways for some reason today, no, to be precise, he would become Ben Gary, and he would take action directly.
Moreover, it is the most private place in a girl's home.
Is it true that a person’s nature is easy to change? Or is he losing his mind and going crazy today?
This sudden situation was beyond the scope of Major Ji's thinking. For a moment, his whole body stood frozen like a clay sculpture.
"No, Major Ji, I know it's hard to explain, but I just had an instinctive reaction..." After reacting, Liu Lang swallowed hard and held on to a certain part that he couldn't bear to give up.
explained.
You mean you've wanted to touch it for a long time? It's just an instinctive reaction.
Ji Yanxue felt an even greater shock. Could it be that this fat guy had been sharpening his sword for two months before he started today?
Was that little nurse ogling me just now? She looked decent, but her butt was too small and I’m afraid she wouldn’t be able to give birth to a son. Zhao Ergou, who was wearing a second lieutenant uniform, was holding a cigarette in his mouth, recalling the flirting with him about the little nurse just now.
With a pretty face, she turned the corner full of regret.
Then, Zhao Ergou was full of resentment towards the little nurse with a small butt. He must not have this unlucky bitch. I mean it means that I will be in bad luck!
However, the two officers were too unrestrained. It was okay for a man and a woman to make firewood and a raging fire, but you could do it in the ward! Zhao Ergou opened his mouth involuntarily, and the cigarette fell to the ground with sparks.
"Two sirs, I didn't see anything." Zhao Ergou was a relatively flexible person. He stood at attention, then turned around and ran away.
Damn it, you didn’t see anything? Then call me a bird’s officer. Liu Lang swept his kick and kicked a piece of rotten wood towards the idiot who wanted to escape. Zhao Ergou, who heard the wind behind him, became lazy.
The donkey rolled and crawled and quickly disappeared.
Ji Yanxue's face instantly turned red as blood. Her eyes swept towards Liu Lang's fat claws still resting on his chest like knives.
Liu Lang retracted his claws as if he was electrocuted, looked at Ji Yanxue who seemed to be smoking all over, and said weakly: "No, I instinctively thought I was attacked..."
Fatty Liu, who had never been in contact with many women in his previous life, felt a little numb now.
Humiliated and angry, extremely embarrassed and angry, Ji Yanxue's eyes were almost red. This damn fat guy actually used such an unreliable reason. Ji Yanxue felt that her little universe was about to explode.
if so.
"You gangster, go to hell!" Ji Yanxue angrily kicked Liu Lang's calf and ran away as fast as he could.
I hope there is no military code for sexual harassment in the national army, otherwise, the consequences will be disastrous! Liu Lang thought sadly but also with an indescribable excitement as he watched Ji Xiaoniu's running back.
He glanced around furtively, coughed and quickly left this place of right and wrong.
"You didn't see that the commander had a lewd smile on his face, and Platoon Commander Ji stood there shyly. I was dumbfounded at that time. I didn't expect that the commander would be so bold in broad daylight..."
"Tsk tsk, as you said, they have been in love with each other for a long time."
"Company commander, what is the meaning of love and concubine?"
"Who told you not to study? Lang Qingconcubine means that the wolf is in heat and its concubine is also interesting."
Liu Lang stood in front of the door of the ward, his face turning green and green. These bastards were absolutely too idle to worry about, and they were still translating idioms there without any knowledge.
Liu Lang was sure that the reason he was unhappy was not because they gossiped about the officers' affairs behind their backs, but because they were too uneducated.
In the army, if the commander is unhappy, naturally only the soldiers are unlucky.
"The few bastards inside, all come out." Liu Lang shouted with a straight face.
There was a lot of excitement in the ward.
Within thirty seconds, under the leadership of Chi Dakui, a total of six people stood neatly in front of Liu Lang.
"Sir, all members of the company are here." Chi Dakui raised his chest and raised his buttocks, reporting loudly.
However, no matter how you look at it, there is a hint of smile on this serious face.
Damn it, these uneducated people are all here, Liu Lang sneered in his heart, this saves trouble, so as not to mess with them one by one in the future.
"With such free time to chat, the injuries should be almost healed!" Liu Lang glanced at the faces of the remaining soldiers who were holding back smiles and pretending to be serious, and felt depressed, "I was ordered by the superior to form an independent regiment, and now I am the bare commander.
One, I wonder if anyone wants to come?"
When Liu Lang said this, Chi Dakui and the other five remnant soldiers immediately exploded.
In the last commendation, Chi Dakui was promoted to lieutenant colonel. Zhao Ergou, Liu Dazhu, Sun Zhouquan, Lei Fugui, and Gu Da were also good at using five of them. All of them were promoted from soldiers to second lieutenants.
However, when you are an official, you don’t fart loudly without a commander. Even though you have been promoted, you don’t have a single person under your command. Even Lieutenant Colonel Chi Dakui only has five bare second lieutenants under him, which is not as good as when he was a squad leader.
There are many people in charge. When they heard what Liu Lang said, they didn't know that he wanted them to lead an independent group together.
Not only can they continue to follow the awesome commander, but they can also lead troops as an officer. Wouldn't they be overjoyed?
"Sir, I, Zhao Ergou, sign up."
"Sir, I will go wherever you go, Dazhu."
...
"Okay, the four battalion commanders and twelve company commanders of my independent regiment are all available. We are all old brothers who have fought together through life and death. Don't say I won't give you a chance. You should run fifty laps around the hospital right now.
, after running, it will be considered passed. Oh, yes, don’t forget to put on the backpack you were just issued." After Liu Lang finished speaking, he walked into the ward calmly.
The few remnant soldiers looked at each other with bitter expressions on their faces. The field hospital of the Fifth Army Headquarters, which houses thousands of wounded soldiers, is quite large. It is seven to eight hundred meters long and dozens of miles long in a circle!
Especially when they had to carry a backpack, the remaining soldiers were almost in tears. They didn't know where Commander Liu learned the method. Why put rocks in a good backpack? They had already recovered from their injuries in the past half month.
Stop carrying that crap around the field hospital.
Zhao Ergou jumped out with a whoosh, put the backpack on the corner on his back and ran away.
This is definitely a smart soldier.
If you don't run away, you will be beaten back to the ward by the unlucky ones.