If China and Japan exploded because of Liu Lang's "clean your butt" remarks about "I'm waiting for you", the people who have been looking forward to "stopping updates" for "Liu Xueyuan Battlefield Diary" for two days have finally waited for the "update".
"I'm sorry, because of the confidentiality of military operations, I can't broadcast the latest battle report to the public these two days. But now I can finally shout out the two words I have drawn in my heart countless times, great victory. An unprecedented great victory, April
At noon on the 1st, our army was in Dushigou, eighty miles away from Luo Wenyu Pass. After a day and night of hard fighting, under the command of Commander Liu Lang, our heroic Great Wall Regiment soldiers once again repulsed the Eighth Division, and the enemy's Eighth Division
The Tianzhong Brigade of the 16th Brigade of the Division was completely wiped out, as was the enemy's Chengde garrison baggage brigade. The two infantry squadrons with 331 people left by the enemy to block our pursuit of the remaining enemy were wiped out and were captured in vain.
I know that many people want to be like me and want to cheer heartily when they see this news. Even though the Japanese invaders have already deployed their troops to the land of Ping and Tianjin, the resistance of our soldiers of the Republic of China has not stopped. Not only that, we still have a
The iron-blooded soldiers are continuing to create brilliance.
However, it is still not the time to finally cheer for victory. More than 13,000 people from the enemy's 8th Division and the puppet Fengtian Independent Brigade are still fleeing north. They are fleeing to Chengde, trying to defend the city. But Liu Lang
The head of the regiment was completely dismissive of the Japanese invaders' weak behavior of fleeing. He said that for an army that has lost its courage, even if it is given the strongest city, it will only make it easier for us to close the door and beat the dogs.
Wherever the division flees, the Great Wall Regiment will chase and kill the 8th Division. Our 2,000 soldiers of the Great Wall Regiment swear to kill the 8th Division Nishi Giichi, Tanibe Terube, Matsuda Kunisan, Nagakawahara Kan and others.
The dog heads of the officials and assistants were built into the capital, which was displayed on the land of northern China.
Until then, let us cheer for the soldiers of the Great Wall Regiment! At that time, we will usher in our greatest victory! Long live the Great Wall Regiment! Long live victory! Long live the Chinese nation!
Finally, here is the full text of the explicit telegram sent by Commander Liu Lang to the Japanese invaders as follows..."
Liu Lang didn't see that when he reviewed the manuscript of the perfect female reporter and strongly requested the beautiful reporter to attach the original text of his telegram that was like a scoundrel to the beautiful article, the beautiful reporter instantly blushed.
The peach cheeks are so touching.
For a beautiful college graduate from a scholarly family during the Republic of China, Liu Lang's message was of such a large scale. "Wash your butt clean" is just a rogue slang term. After all, the word "butt" is commonly used by everyone.
Everyone has it, and it doesn't hurt to listen to it, but what do you mean by "wait for me to poke you"?
This sentence leaves too much room for imagination. It contains verbs and quantifiers. Especially when the dirty scene appeared involuntarily in my mind, it almost embarrassed the beautiful reporter to death.
Liu Lang's original intention was just to use this slightly vulgar language to cheer everyone up. After all, there are few people who have read books, so vulgarity is more down-to-earth, right? By the way, it's better to stimulate the little devil's mind.
It would be the best if someone had a fever and jumped over to seek death. A Japanese division that was wiped out by 2,000 Chinese would be a big joke that will never be erased in the history of world military affairs.
Unfortunately, the intensity of the stimulation was obviously not strong enough. That little devil, Terube Tanibe, actually felt as if he had been poked in the anus, and he ran even more happily.
But Liu Lang never thought about the meaning of forcibly adding his vulgar slang to other people's colorful articles. If it were left to later generations, there would be a term called "surname harassment", which means verbal harassment. Of course, that is a bit too formal.
Well, according to Liu Lang's current role as the protagonist in the eyes of beautiful women and big reporters, that term can be changed to "picking up girls."
It is said that "men are not bad and women do not love them." This sentence is not only applicable to modern times, but actually applies to all eras. The reason is very simple. Women have never regarded themselves as goddesses, but some men regard them as goddesses. And as goddesses
The consequence is that the goddess becomes someone else's woman, especially those gangsters who like to "pick up girls". Their chances are often much higher.
At least, the beautiful reporter was so "provoked" by a certain guy. Although she hadn't thought about the relationship between men and women, she was already thinking about whether a certain guy had unique interests and was more interested in butts, otherwise he was so familiar with them.
?A message just came to you at your fingertips?
This taste is so unique.
Well, even certain ideas that many women consider evil in modern society are only defined by uniqueness in the mind of a woman from a scholarly family in the Republic of China.
Do you think the halo of the protagonist in a certain wave is too dazzling? You can’t say that. The saying “beauties have loved heroes since ancient times” is based on a lot of facts.
Not to mention that Liu Lang is a hero in the eyes of beautiful reporters, but also in the hearts of ordinary people who wait to read newspapers every day, Liu Lang is also an out-and-out hero, including thousands of soldiers under his command, including the 29th Army.
All other national troops who lost the battle were heroes.
To be honest, the beautiful reporter wrote so much in front of her, which certainly made the ordinary people cheer loudly, but it really made the whole people reach the high dynasty (I'm sorry, it's not a typo, it's because some words are river crab words, and they will appear from time to time in the future, so I won't
(explained), but it was a telegram from a certain wave group that was attached to the article.
As a result, when many Peiping citizens met each other in the morning, the first thing they said was not "Did you eat it?" but "Did you poke it?" Although everyone laughed after asking, obviously thinking of Liu Lang's telegram.
He scolded the Japanese invaders, but his expression was so vulgar that it was indeed the first of its kind in Peiping.
Even in the next few years, Japanese invaders were all over northern China. The strong men from the northern country, who were not afraid of death, scolded the Japanese invaders as "little devils like a dog", "little devils like my mother's mother", "Japanese ancestors for eight generations".
"This national curse of not wanting to have relations with all kinds of female relatives of the Japanese nation has a new type of curse: "I'll poke your little devil's whole family."
Everyone says that Lang Tuan Zuo, a curse with a verb, really leaves a lot of room for imagination.
The simple northern people were all led astray by Liu Lang.
The Japanese all said that Liu Lang really had a bad conscience on Bagaya Road.
Huaqing University, Peking.
A group of young people wearing glasses and combing their hair in a typical parting during the Republic of China were also holding newspapers and commenting on a group of people's shocking telegrams.
Although Liu Lang would not recognize this group of people even if he met them, whether they are young now or decades in the future.
But since all these people respectfully addressed Ye Qisun as sir, Liu Lang had to pay homage to these "young people" who still wore sleek and ridiculous hair.
Hua Luogeng, Qian Sanqiang, Qian Xuesen...the most outstanding scientists in the scientific history of the Republic, there are 23 meritorious scientists for two bombs and one satellite, fully half of them are his students at Huaqing Garden. This does not include those who will win Nobel Prizes in the future.
Li Zhengdao, who won the Bell Prize in Physics, although he still wears crotchless pants, was discovered by Ye Qisun thirteen years later at the age of 19 and sent to the United States to further his studies.
It is undeniable that the reason why Ye Qisun is called the master of physics is not because of his great achievements in physics research, but because the students he trained are so strong.
Ye Qisun always emphasized "quality over quantity". In the ten years from 1929 to 1938, there were only 74 graduates from the Huaqing Department of Physics, and only 361 graduates from the entire School of Science. Looking at the entire Huaqing School's student advancement situation, graduates are eliminated every year
The elimination rate is basically above 19%, and the elimination rate of the School of Science has always been at the top of the list.
Ye Qisun's standards for selecting and cultivating talents are extremely strict, but it is precisely because of this concept that students who successfully graduate from the School of Science have a future success rate of almost 100%.
A group of future science talents with an almost 100% success rate were currently commenting on a "rude" soldier beside the smiling Master Ye.