"Grandma, I don't want your life, and I won't ask you to enshrine any tablets. Just stand up and talk to me." The idiot man said with a thick breath.
Master Diao really regrets asking this wretched man to speak to him. This bitch is just making himself uncomfortable!
"Yes, yes, your Majesty, if you have anything to say to me, just give me your instructions." Upon hearing that it was not a fatal incident, Goatee immediately became energetic and used his dirty sleeves to wipe away the tears that suddenly filled his face.
, put on a smile.
This guy must have learned how to change faces! The bandits were immediately impressed by the goatee that could change a face so quickly. This is also a skill!
"Let me ask you, why are there so few people here?" the idiot man asked, pointing to the crowd with extremely frightened faces.
"Your Majesty, you don't know something. You know that the Japanese are coming. Those who can go inside the customs, those who can go to the countryside to see relatives and friends, and those who stay in the city and suffer the abuses of the little Japanese are all because they have no choice but to have no place to go.
Those who can escape are the only ones who can come." Goatee quickly entered the role and explained to the Bearded King with a sad look on his face.
Of course, he dare not say that some of them are really afraid of the bandits and would rather die together as a family than come out to give face to the bandits. In other words, they have no eldest daughter or young daughter-in-law, so they are not within the scope of the threat of bandits.
However, Goatee's words are still very strategic, and his words are all words that are very flattering to everyone! The bearded king in front of him, dressed as an anti-big package migrant worker, is obviously a little abnormal. If he doesn't say something nice, Goatee really feels that
Lives are in danger.
"Oh! So that's it." The cheap man nodded and pointed to the pile of sacks behind him: "Well, since you guys are giving me face, my brothers in Qinglong Mountain can't say that they are unkind. See what this is.
?"
The common people, whose legs were still shaking, blinked and shook their heads. It couldn't be a human head! Are you trying to scare us?
The cheap man raised his nostrils at Yaoshi San who was standing aside.
Yao Shisan picked up the Sanba bayonet hanging on his waist, aimed it at one of the sacks, pierced it hard, and then pulled it hard. The white rice flowed out of the sack and scattered to the ground.
The eyes of nearly a thousand people suddenly went straight, and the rice was covered with white flowers! That was a good thing.
You know, since the Japanese entered Chengde, every household has been required to contribute military rations. Those who dared to hide the food and refused to pay it were killed by the Japanese. The only remaining rations were saved no matter what in the past month.
It was almost finished, and there was no more food, so the whole family would starve to death.
For a moment, the only sound on the street was the sound of swallowing.
The idiot man secretly smiled smugly. This was the effect he wanted. It seemed that the little devil had caused great harm to the people of Chengde City.
"Did you see? This is nothing else. It's all grain, including rice and flour. It's 20,000 jins. There are less than 1,000 of you. Each of you can share more than 20 jins. If you add some wild vegetables or something, you can basically do it.
The whole family can eat for a month." The idiot man yelled.
"Then, what does your Majesty want us to help you do? A group of Japanese people in the city left a few days ago, only a few dozen of them. It seems that Your Majesty didn't let them run away." Goatee swallowed hard and said,
asked cautiously.
"Hey, what do you mean there aren't a lot of people running away? Where are the 54 people in the little devil's infantry squad lying down! Let everyone understand that although our brothers in Qinglong Mountain have always done business without capital, they have always been righteous.
The heroes of Bo Yuntian will never attack the fellow Kuhaha fellows. The reason why we call you all is to come! One is to help you, and the other is to come! We are usually in the mountains and are not too familiar with the situation in Chengde City.
I understand. I hope you can tell our brothers the actual situation." The idiot man said loudly with a smile on his face.
The idiot man said everything like this. Anyone who doesn't understand the meaning of the bearded king is an idiot. Even if he is still ignorant, he has been reminded by the people on the side.
The implication of this is that he does not rob the poor, only the rich. What he means by calling everyone here is, tell me which family is rich.
Those who say it will naturally have rice and noodles, but those who don’t say it are not necessarily so.
However, after understanding what the cheap man meant, the crowd hesitated.
Although rice noodles are very tempting, the wealthy people in the city are not good people. If they know that low-class people like themselves, who they usually look down upon, have provided information to the bandits, what will happen to them when the bandits leave?
manage?
Those big families who maintain dozens or even dozens of nursing homes are very vicious!
Rice and noodles can survive for a month, but the whole family has to continue living in Chengde City! Which is more serious or more serious can be determined by thinking about it with your buttocks.
When they saw the crowd, they all lowered their eyelids and no longer looked at the tempting rice noodles. Wouldn't the idiot man who had already thought about the robbery know what they were thinking? He robbed the caravan and was
The tied-up nursing home residents were worried that their employers would find out that they had leaked secrets and property, but in the end, they all just obeyed, even if they didn't need to be beaten or scolded.
"Hehe, I know you guys are afraid that the big dogs will settle the scores in the future, but don't worry, while you are standing here, my brothers have already helped you eliminate your worries. If you don't believe it, listen carefully...
"The cheap man pointed to one side with a smile.
The crowd became even quieter, holding their breath and listening to the roars that kept coming from not far away.
"Attention people who put up small flags, the Diao Diao Lord of Qinglong Mountain is grateful for the information you have provided, and specially sent thirty kilograms of rice to each household."
...
The people in Chengde City looked at the cheap man with a look of despair. When did my mother-in-law provide any information? You roared in the streets, and the whole city heard it.
"Ahem." Chen Yunfa, who was not far away watching the performance of the cheap man, coughed.
This guy is truly a master of psychological warfare!
First, he forced the people to come to the streets, then used rice and noodles to lure them, and then forced the people to board his boat by beheading them first and then telling them off. Of course, this is not the most amazing thing. The most amazing thing is that he used 20,000 kilograms of rice and noodles to lure them.
Tell everyone in front of you that if you said, there is rice and noodles; if you don’t say, there will be rice and noodles, but it is just verbal.
You said, wouldn’t you be stupid if you didn’t say it at this time? It’s like going to the guillotine. Everyone would rather be a well-fed person than a starving person, right?
This time, the effect is really impressive.
There is almost no need for the second-rate man to urge me.
There was only silence for a few seconds, and the crowd immediately exploded, with at least twenty people pushing forward and shouting.
"Your Majesty, I know who is rich..."
"Your Majesty, I report Chen..."
"Your Majesty, I also have something to report, a very important one." Goatee did not hesitate any longer and took a decisive step forward, almost touching his face to Diao Ye's thick chest hair.
As soon as he stretched out his hand and pulled his goatee aside, the idiot man smiled and shouted: "Don't mess around. Is there anyone who can write? Someone who can write can record the information that everyone said. How much strength do you have later?"
, just bear as much rice and noodles as you can and go home.”
To the surprise of the bandits, who were 95% illiterate, more than a dozen people came forward claiming to be able to record.
The city people read more books than the country people! The idiot man sighed a little.
Goatee also wanted to take the initiative to ask for help, but was pulled back by the cheap man again, "You, tell me the situation alone."
Somehow, the cheap man had an intuition that this wretched goatee seemed to have a story.