Recruit Niu Er was currently wrestling with a donkey not far from Li Shoushan, commander of the puppet Fengtian Independent Brigade.
Because Brigadier Li needed to ride a horse, and the confidants from the head of the Han family needed to lead the way, not only were there no spare horses for Niu Er, but Niu Er's clumsy riding skills also proved that he was not suitable for riding.
Therefore, I could only lead him a donkey.
Then, the donkey, who was exhausted after walking more than 20 miles, lost his temper and refused to leave.
Niu Er was so anxious that he pulled a few handfuls of fresh grass from the roadside and asked the groom who was responsible for taking care of Brigadier Li's big Japanese horse to grab a few handfuls of bean feed, which finally calmed down the stubborn donkey.
All of this naturally fell into the eyes of Li Shoushan not far away.
It can be said that until this moment, the cunning and cunning Li Shoushan finally let go of his last doubt about the servant named Niu Er.
As the top officer of the Manchurian soldiers who marched with the Eighth Division, Li Shoushan naturally became the guest of the Han family, the richest man in Rehe, as soon as he entered Chengde City. Li Shoushan still knew something about Han Tianhao, a big profiteer.
From what he knew, Han Tianhao was not the kind of guy who was determined to fight with the Japanese. He was just a faggot, and he would rely on whoever was strong to force him. Logically speaking, the bandits had started burning, killing, and looting.
He, Han Tianhao, was so busy holding gold ingots and beautiful women that he had no time to curry favor with the bandits. How could he have time to send someone to deliver a message to the Eighth Division?
But he also read the letter, and it was indeed Han Tianhao's handwritten letter. Even though he was a businessman, he could write extremely well with a calligraphy hand, and he also had some kind of thin gold calligraphy. It was said that he didn't have to show his timidity in a big city like Peking.
Han Tianhao specially hired famous teachers and practiced hard for several years to achieve results that ordinary people would not be able to imitate.
The content of the letter was also very logical. Hundreds of armed bandits were besieging the city. Suddenly, a squad of Manchurian soldiers rebelled in the city. Second Lieutenant Maki Kagawa only had 53 soldiers. There was nothing wrong with the entire army being wiped out by cooperating internally and externally.
Of course, these are not enough to relieve Li Shoushan's doubts. Niu Er's performance along the way is basically a stupid young man. Even a stubborn donkey has to be coaxed with grass and beans. When the team is taking a break,
Seeing the smiling faces of the man and the donkey facing each other, Li Shoushan almost laughed himself.
That is a good material for a current person! Only they can be so attached to a beast! Anyway, it is absolutely impossible to be a bandit. Bandit? Not to mention a donkey that fights with him and refuses to leave, even if it is an obedient one
The donkey, in their eyes, is also a good dish!
Li Shoushan secretly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and was about to order the entire army to continue marching towards Chengde. The bandits probably had enough by now, but they were afraid that hundreds of them would not be able to swallow so many things that they would fill their stomachs.
broken.
Li Shoushan didn't care at all about the hundreds of bandits. As long as they were greedy enough, the more than 200,000 kilograms of food would be enough for hundreds of them to carry for several days.
Before he could give the order, a fast horse galloped towards the temporary resting point several hundred meters away. Li Shoushan picked up his binoculars and saw that it was the platoon leader of the cavalry platoon he sent out to attack the front station.
Li Shoushan was so frightened that he waved his hand and ordered the entire army to be on alert. Did he find the enemy? If the enemy was found here, who else would be there besides the damn Liu Lang's troops?
It is understandable that Brigadier Li was so frightened that he sweated.
With a crash, the nearly 2,000 puppet troops all crouched down, and the bolts of their guns clattered. Niu Er, who was struggling with the donkey, quickly got under the donkey's belly and hid it, carrying the puppet soldiers on his shoulders.
A completely different Hanyang product was also picked up by him.
No matter how much the servants take care of the animals, they have to take care of themselves first before danger comes. There is really nothing wrong with this.
"Brigadier, there is... there is..." The cavalry platoon leader, who had dismounted and hid in front of Li Shoushan, was gasping for air. Who didn't know, he thought he was there?
It was as if he was carrying the horse he was holding and running. At least, the horse didn't spray as much white air as he did.
Li Shoushan, who was a little anxious, was even more furious. He kicked the guy over and shouted: "Speak directly, how many enemies are there? And where is your cavalry platoon! Why are you the only one here?"
"No...no...no enemies!" The cavalry platoon commander rolled over on the ground and took a few breaths subconsciously. Suddenly he saw the brigade commander touching his gun and spoke immediately.
It went smoothly.
"Damn it, you don't have any enemies, you said there are. Li Stuttering, if you don't cure your stammering problem next time for me, your mother will be my top soldier." Li Shoushan was almost eliminated by his stuttering cavalry.
The platoon leader was stunned.
In my heart, I made up my mind to kick this stuttering chin who likes to breathe loudly and make him a heavy soldier when I return to the Northeast. Anyway, the farther away from me, the better, even if his sister is my fifteenth concubine.
I don’t know, if people are scary, they will scare them to death!
"But there really is! Brigadier."
"Then what do you mean?"
"There is a situation."
"Li Stutter, can you tell me directly what the situation is?" Li Shoushan finally lost in this almost two-hundred-and-fifty conversation.
"There is a group of people, all with guns, surrounded by brothers, and there is also a fierce and beautiful girl, clamoring to see you?" When he mentioned the woman, he stopped stammering, and his face was full of smiles.
There was a wretched smile.
"Mom, be careful. When the army is marching, anyone with a gun is an enemy. I will kill all the men. Women, don't you want to see me? Take off the gun and tie her up. I will come to see her in the evening." Li Shoushan said again.
He kicked him over, but there was a trace of a lewd smile on his face.
At this time, it is good to have a beautiful girl come to the door to relieve the anger. Li Stutter is not good at other things, but in terms of pleasing people, it is still good like his sister.
Looking at the wretched Li Stuttering, Li Shoushan's thoughts wandered a little, and he couldn't help but think of the fiery red lips of the fifteenth concubine.
"No! Brigadier." Li stuttered and objected suddenly and unexpectedly.
"What's wrong?" Li Shoushan was embarrassed and his anger flared up again.
"That woman spoke bird language, which we couldn't understand. The translator said she was..." Li stuttered and quickly explained.
However, when he got to the key points, his chin started to stutter out of habit again.
"The song of birds?" Li Shoushan was stunned, and then waited for a long time for his cheap brother-in-law to tell the key points with a pale face.
"What kind of beauty...sharpness...yes, it's a beautiful nut person." No one urged her, so Li stuttered and spoke more smoothly.
"Haha, this country is strange. It's also called a nut. Let's go and see what that nut woman looks like?" Li Shoushan laughed first, and after taking two steps, he started to chant again: "Beautiful nuts, America."
,U.S......"
I was horrified, turned back suddenly, and kicked Li Stuttering, who was following behind me, over: "I, your mother, are you the United States of America?"
"It seems so." Li stuttered, his face full of grievances.
The bastard Li Shoushan is such a bastard that even his mother-in-law misses him. He is not a real girl. But the little cavalry platoon leader also scolded his cheap brother-in-law as a bastard in his heart.
"American? What are you doing here?" Li Shoushan paused in his steps, but there was a hint of caution on his face.
In China's darkest modern history, the reputation of "foreign masters" was more than just talk. Behind them were countries that were far stronger than China.
Even a traitor like Li Shoushan who was determined to join the Japanese would not dare to do anything to the citizens of the United States, one of the most powerful countries in the world.
Because he knew very well that his Japanese master was still kneeling down and licking the Americans right now!
This is the glory of "foreign adults", but it is the sorrow of the Chinese people.