Chapter 723 Treasure of the Forty Pirates? Delivered, ask for a monthly ticket)
The tied up Badawei was not beaten again, and the water did not even touch a hair on his head.
She was even so friendly that she washed his feet with coconut water.
Then, a "monster" brought by a few aboriginal guides made Badawei almost die laughing.
I really almost died laughing.
However, it’s not because the “monster” looks funny.
The Malayan tapir, which only lives in the low-altitude tropical jungles of Malaysia, has ears like a horse, hind legs like a rhinoceros, a body like a pig, and a nose like an elephant. It looks very funny, but this is definitely not the main reason for laughter. The pirate leader’s smile
The point is not that low.
Because this kind of guy feeds on vegetation and has a docile temperament. The Malayan tapir, which is 2.2 meters long and 1 meter tall, can weigh up to 400 kilograms. It is no problem to carry 100 kilograms of things at a time. At this time, they
The role of cattle and horses is the same as that of China. On the one hand, it is the main source of meat for the indigenous people on the islands. On the other hand, it is like the cattle and horses in mainland China, which are trained to carry heavy objects.
When the special forces saw this thing, they were amused at first sight, and then they felt disgusted. Compared with the mules and horses used in China, this thing was just a fat pig, and it was okay to eat meat.
It is estimated that Langtuanzao will widen his eyes when he sees it. Although this thing is ugly, eighty years later this thing will be a national treasure of Malaysia! It is on the same level as the giant panda in China. Of course.
Wow, Lang Tuanzuo's eyes widened, not because the Malay national treasure was treated as a donkey and horse, but because the mother-in-law can actually eat meat at will, why don't you hurry up and try two pieces? In the future, if you eat one piece, you will have to go to jail.
of.
Because they had to help Shan Ying and the others transport mortars, a Malayan tapir trained by the aboriginal people took on this important task. At this time, it was brought by Zeng Shui to serve the bandits.
Badawei's feet washed with coconut water obviously tasted good, and the Malayan tapir with its long nose didn't dislike it at all, especially since it had been tied up like a rice dumpling and couldn't move, with only a few toes trembling slightly to express the inner fear.
The restless pirate looked so gentle, which made the Malayan tapir, who is also a gentle type, feel very friendly.
The Malayan tapir, which had not drank water for half a day, was very thirsty. The coconut water that was constantly poured on the soles of the pirate's feet was very sweet. The Malayan tapir's soft tongue sucked greedily. Although the amount was not much, it was a steady stream. Just stick out your tongue and lick it.
of coconut water.
China's five thousand civilizations are very splendid. Hundreds of scholars and various inventions have created the most splendid Eastern civilization of mankind. While inheriting civilization, there is also cruelty. The various fancy criminal laws passed down from ancient times have made Westerners just listen to them.
The terms are all horrifying. Compared with the Chinese criminal law, which is beheading, hanging, and roasting in the fire, it is simply weak.
Five horses dismembered the body. The five horses pulled the limbs and head and "stabbed" the person into five pieces. Is that enough? Cannon roasting, tied the person to a red-hot copper pillar and cooked him alive like a pancake. Is it pleasant? Ling Chi
, it takes three days to kill, and a total of more than 3,000 cuts are made. During this period, the prisoner cannot die. In the end, he is cut into a skeleton. Is it exciting? Peel off the skin and stuff it with grass, and put it on display outside the door.
One year, is it scary?......
Does China only have these cruel criminal laws?
No, no, China also has a criminal law, which is ranked among the top ten criminal laws in ancient China along with these criminal laws that make one’s hair stand on end. It is not cruel at all. It’s quite cute after listening to the introduction of the criminal law. The soles of the feet are bare.
How about letting a beautiful palace maid scratch the soles of her feet with goose feathers? With a beautiful woman accompanying her, and making it so interesting, no matter who listens to it, I’m afraid they will choose this kind of thing. Paralysis, it’s a death anyway, I’d rather die laughing.
I don’t want to die in pain!
However, no matter what it is, whether it’s cutting the body into pieces or chopping off the head! It will soon turn into pigtails. But what about laughing to death? Especially the kind of itch that goes deep into the bone marrow and makes you unable to help laughing. Really, if you laugh too much, you will die.
It would be better to die! Only those who have endured this kind of punishment know why this type of punishment is ranked among the top ten criminal laws along with Lingchi Paoluo.
This is what Badawei feels now. He has been laughing for an entire hour. He couldn't help but laugh heartily at first, then he laughed with tears streaming down his face, and then he laughed until his abdominal muscles were all broken.
I lost control and peeed and pooped out.
Zeng Shui squatted and watched with interest.
Normally, he would smear honey on the soles of the businessman's feet and lick it with a goat for ten minutes. No matter how strong the iron man was, he would honestly tell where the money was hidden. He had never conducted such a long experiment.
Don't tell me, this pirate is truly a pirate leader, and he still doesn't tell me where he hides his money, even if he laughs so hard that his shit comes out.
This is what Zeng Shui admires so much about Bada Wei. If it were Zeng Shui himself, he would either chop off his own feet immediately, or be more honest and tell him where the money is hidden.
Badawei can't read minds, otherwise he would burst into tears again. Translated using Langtuanzu's idiom, it would definitely be: Spicy next door, I have to yell for a long time to explain it! You are so special!
Take care of me!
"Girl Comet, this guy has a very tough mouth. Damn it, if you don't say anything anymore, I will strip him naked and throw him into an ant nest, or get some little mountain rats and put them in his crotch...
." He was unable to make the pirate leader surrender before the comet came, which made Zeng Shui very angry.
comet......
When Huixing's word-for-word translation was heard by Badawei, who was smelly and almost breathless from laughter, Badawei used his last breath of strength to shout: "I said, I said, that batch of property is hidden...
..”
The speed of his speech was really the fastest and smoothest he had ever spoken in Badawei's life since he learned to speak. For those who didn't know, they thought he had learned cross talk in China.
Yes! What if you speak slower and suffer the poisonous hands of that devil again?
The idea of losing an ant's nest and a mouse losing its crotch makes people's scalp numb just thinking about it. But now I really can't laugh anymore. The feeling of dying from laughing is really worse than dying from pain. Then
The accomplice, the Malayan tapir, was licking his tongue with unfulfilled interest.
The pirates really put a lot of thought into hiding their money. The money was not hidden on Sumanda Island, but on an island with a radius of only a few thousand meters more than 30 kilometers away from Sumanda Island.
On the reef.
In the early morning, when Shan Ying, Zeng Shui and a dozen special forces digged out eight large boxes from the ground in a cave on the island and opened them, everyone was stunned.
This damn thing is a so-called treasure that a pirate group of up to 200 people has been storing for twenty years? The soldier once had a vein popping up on his forehead, and he planned to make a man out of the pirate leader who dared not tell the truth when he went back.
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They cut off all the protruding parts of his body, whether it was his arms, legs, nose or ears, and then inserted them on the beach to serve as road signs.
It's really irritating. A bunch of broken bottles and cans are considered treasures?
That's right, I opened six boxes in a row. They were all Chinese porcelain, and some of them were damaged. The gap in the cyan porcelain bowl was two more than the ones Te Niang used to beg for food. This really made a group of special forces almost come to an end.
Go back and kill the dead pirates again.
It’s understandable that my mother-in-law is poor, but who of you guys didn’t come from a poor background? The point is that your mother-in-law is already poor, so it’s wrong to use some rags as treasures to deceive people.
Fortunately, the last box finally contains some dry goods, dozens of gold bars and a lot of moldy US dollars, pounds, marks, and francs, which makes people happy again. Anyway, with these things, it is finally worth the money.
price.
Don't come all the way here to rob, only to end up paying for the boat ticket. The 28 people in the special brigade will be too embarrassed to go back.