Liu Tuanzuo and Chen Yunfa are not the only members of the independent group overseas. There are also two special teams with 28 people on Sumanda Island, far away from mainland China.
Southeast Asia has not yet entered the rainy season in May, but the sunniest time of the year has arrived.
But a group of shirtless men with dark and shiny skin were still standing upright on the beach. In front of them, there was a similarly shirtless man who was about to turn black and was walking back and forth holding a horse that was not very skilled.
Yu angrily spat at them.
"Shame, shame, this is the shame of the sixth team of our Sumanda Guards. How could you lose to a team composed of women? The names of you bastards may not be spread throughout Sumanda tomorrow.
In every corner of the island, even the children wearing ripped pants will know that you are worse than a bunch of women."
Just like a foreigner speaking Chinese in China, this person's tone does not sound like a local.
If you look closer, who is that black guy if he isn't Zeng Shui? Although his face has been so tanned by the sun that you can't see his features clearly, you can still vaguely see his original appearance.
Xiao Bing once wore a pair of shorts woven by the indigenous people of Sumanda Island from the fiber of the leaves of a tropical plant called sisal. Chi Guo's chest and back were covered with scars of various sizes, proving that he
In the past six months on Sumanda Island, I have definitely not only enjoyed the year-round sunbathing in Southeast Asia, but also experienced a lot of hard battles.
However, it is said that scars are the medals of a man's battle, and this is not wrong at all. Apart from the scars on his strong chest, the childish look on his face is completely gone, replaced by a kind of
Very fierce, especially when he roars.
The almost inverted brows and the deafening roar were spraying out his anger, which was very similar to Liu Tuanzuo's demeanor when he was in a rage.
"But, instructor, they don't compete with us in fighting or marksmanship. They compete with us in fishing. That's really not the strong point of us Sumanda Island men!" She was getting hot under the hot sun.
A young man among Khan's dozen or so people tried to argue with a grimace.
What's more, from the perspective of all the members of the sixth team, it's really not their fault for not saying anything. Most of the reasons for the failure must be attributed to the furious Chinese instructor.
There are sixteen teams in the Sumanda Guard, and lots are drawn to determine the competition between any two teams, and then the competition between the two teams is decided. The sixth team is a bit unlucky, but they have chosen the only one among the guards that is composed entirely of women.
Team 16. If it were another team, they might be overjoyed. No matter how strong women are, they are just individuals. Generally speaking, their physical fitness will always be worse than men. But all the members of Team 6 are secretly complaining.
.
It's not that they are afraid of not being able to compete, but that Captain Comet, whom their former water instructor is struggling to pursue, is also the instructor of the 16th team. It is natural for men to pursue women, but if they are opponents, then
But it's a little bad. Especially if you often make mistakes when pursuing this person, then it's not a little bad, but really bad.
For example, when this person was on a mission with Comet, he blocked the javelin for Comet. It was a real javelin! It could pierce a big shark, and this person used his arms to block it. But the leader of Comet was moved.
With tears streaming down his face, this guy lay in the arms of the Comet leader to rub himself against the warmth. Then the next moment he jumped up and kicked the enemy's crotch as he jumped out, proving his strength to everyone more than ten meters away.
His fighting power was still extremely strong and he did not look like he was dying at that time. The face of the Comet leader at that time was very wonderful, according to other Chinese instructors' personal descriptions.
Sure enough, as expected by all the members of the sixth team, their instructor, who was obviously dazzled by love, made another mistake.
In front of everyone, the carefree leader of the Comet, who loved him so much but never got a response, asked her to choose any competition event, and he and the entire sixth team accepted it.
This is bullshit. Anyway, Team 6 was in a state of confusion at the time. Of course they were not afraid of basic military projects, but those women were not foolhardy either. Especially after Huixing’s hard training over the past six months.
, those women are all very tough. What's more, they dare not say they can beat them in at least two projects.
For example, temporary medical treatment, or finding food that can sustain a small team of fifteen people for one day from local materials in the shortest possible time. These are the strengths of Sumanda women.
According to the tradition of Sumanda Island, strong men only go to the jungle to hunt and then bask in the sun and eat when they come back. Women are responsible for almost all other work.
As long as the Comet chooses one of these two projects, they are almost doomed.
Sure enough, Huixing accepted the kindness of the dizzy Zeng Shui without hesitation and directly chose the competition of finding food in the shortest time. In such a short time, it was almost impossible to hunt large prey in the jungle. The best
The only shortcut is to go to the beach to catch fish and shrimp, which will test not only your swimming skills.
The women who have been fishing at the beach for a long time are much better than the men on Sumanda Island in this regard. Under the leadership of Comet, it took only less than an hour for fifteen women to catch sea fish, crabs and shells.
More than fifty kilograms. On the other hand, the sixth team, the fifteen big men tried their best, but they just used their relatively good water skills to fish some shells from the bottom of the sea and catch a few sea crabs in the cracks of the rocks, plus they got them in the jungle.
The wild fruits were still quite green and I caught two snakes, so I guess I could eat half full.
As a result, the sixth team was gloriously eliminated in the first round, leading to the current situation where the team was once furious.
How to put it? In Chinese terms, it is a typical shooting of oneself in the foot. The members of the sixth team felt aggrieved!
"Sophistry, who told you that the only way to find enough food for a team to consume for a day is to go fishing in the sea? You are the masters of Sumanda Island. How rich are the products in this jungle? In May, when the sun is so abundant, you
You actually told me that you can't find enough food in the jungle? What if I throw you into the mountains in China, where the environment is completely different from here, where there are only trees and rocks, as well as all kinds of wild animals that you think cannot be hunted in a short time?
, what should you do?" The water immediately spurted back angrily.
"Instructor, can you teach us what to do?" The young man could only continue to ask with a grimace and courage.
It seems that what instructor Shui said was not wrong. Could it be that they were wrong?
"It's very simple. Everything that can provide protein is energy. In addition to running mammals, there are also various reptiles, bird eggs, and even insects in the jungle. Aren't there spiders and bats in your delicious food? Those are all special
Mother, you can become food. Mom, pull your leg, when I was so hungry that my eyes were blue, I even ate cabbage caterpillars." Zeng Shui said.
He raised his eyes and glanced at the stunned group of aborigines, and shouted loudly: "Now, do you still have any doubts? Do you still feel that it is humiliating to lose? Do you still feel that those women are better than you in this aspect?
powerful?"
"Instructor, we were wrong." The young man quickly replied with his head held high.
"Very good. It's good to know that you are not as good as others. Then at least you can have a chance to make progress. We have a saying in China: Get up where you fell. Now I will give you a chance to get up and wash away your shame.
I order you, today's dinner will be all the insects in the jungle. No, from tonight to tomorrow night, all your food will be those things that can provide you with energy. Can you do it?" Once the water stopped and was pacing back and forth.
Step by step, the expression on his face changed from anger to solemn order.
"Yes." The fifteen aboriginal team members all replied loudly with their heads held high.
Seeing his team members rushing into the jungle to find food for tonight, Zeng Shui touched the sweat on his forehead and murmured: "Fortunately, I know how to talk nonsense, otherwise I would be considered useless in front of these bastards today.
It’s such a disgrace.”
Zeng Shui must admire his own wit. Because he was so stupid that he let the Comet girls choose their own competitions, which led to the sixth team that could at least make it to the semi-finals in the big competition held every two months by the Sumanda Island Guards.
Being eliminated in the first round may not make the special team or the Aboriginal Guards laugh, but it will definitely make the entire sixth team question this instructor who made a stupid move.
If he hadn't wanted to go up to the lion and tell Comet to choose the competition events at will and continue to draw lots, then the sixth team's hope of advancing would be as high as 80%, instead of completely reduced to zero.
Fortunately, the commander of the regiment not only taught his brother how to fight, but also taught him how to talk nonsense! Zeng Shui attributed all the credit to the person he admired most - Lang Tuanzuo.
Paralyzed and shot even while lying down? Langtuanzuo, who was still enjoying his last leisurely vacation on the sea, would never have imagined that he would have such a shameless soldier who would blame his subordinates for this trick called blind bullshit.
superior.
If Lang Tuanzao knew about it, the most likely thing would be a slap in the face... Patting the shoulder of Xiao Bing Zeng Shui, who had a bit of his own style: Young man, you have a future, keep fooling around.
Being able to cheat is also a kind of ability. It must be.