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Chapter 805 Kung Fu Panda (seventh more)

Seeing Liu Lang taking the initiative to get out of the way, even yelling at the donkey and taking the beautiful girl, the soldiers and ruffians all burst into laughter.

Pandas will be regarded as national treasures in the future, but in this era, a considerable number of Sichuan people have seen them. In addition to the preciousness of their fur, the taste is also delicious. Don’t be surprised, everything is precious only if it is rare. It is called a painted-faced bear.

The panda is now food, both for hunters and for everyone who likes to eat bear meat.

Of course the soldiers knew that judging from the size, the painted-faced bear in front of them was still a cub. If it were an adult, they would not dare to pounce on it with bare hands. The claws and teeth of the painted-faced bear were very sharp.

For Xiong Si, who was still a little confused, when he saw these humans laughing, he immediately understood that they were here to play with it! In the independent regiment, the soldiers often wrestled with it like this.

Xiong Si is already familiar with the routine.

If you win, you will get steamed buns to eat.

At that moment, Xiong Si, who had a dream of food, waved his bear paw and pounced on it preemptively. He just quietly inserted the sharp tip of his claw into the fat bear paw. Otherwise, with that slap, half a kilogram of meat would be lost.

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This is really not nonsense, there are even big guys like wild boar in the food chain of giant pandas.

Amidst the laughter of the soldiers, Xiong Si bravely rushed into the circle surrounded by several big men who suddenly became the target of the attack.

The raging panda is not the cute fat guy you usually see, even if it has put away its fangs and claws. A gust of fishy wind has already proved its potential as a beast.

I saw Xiong Si shrinking his neck, and his fat body like a ball was violently bumped. The leading soldier and platoon leader was directly knocked to the ground. Not to mention, Xiong Si's fat ass and a guy were sitting on him.

face, almost making him faint.

I wasn't fainted by sitting on it, but I was fainted by the smell of the bear's buttocks.

He was even more stunned. He was a dignified platoon leader and commanded a number of thirty troops, but he was insulted by a painted-faced bear, using his buttocks.

Liu Lang couldn't help but feel happy. Xiong Si's move was called Thousand Jin Drop. It was specially developed by a few good special forces based on its physical characteristics. After teaching it a few times, the guy actually learned it. Of course, they

He never thought of letting Xiong Si fight with anyone, but instead asked him to teach those new recruits who were so idle that they always liked to make Xiong Si wrestle for fun.

Since Xiong Si developed this move, there have been quite a few independent regiment recruits who have been insulted by its buttocks. Even though Xiong Si is underage, the power it unleashes is something Liu Lang has seen since his return. It is definitely far greater than a

For an ordinary adult. If it weighs 100 kilograms when it is three years old, it will definitely be among the top three strongmen in the independent group, including him and Chen Yunfa.

Why "He-Man" likes to shout about the power of bears, Xiong Si has proven it with actual actions. He is still an underage bear, and the soldiers are no match for him.

He's a fairy, but does this colorful-faced bear know how to do martial arts? The eyes of the audience who watched the platoon leader catch the colorful-faced bear almost burst out in shock.

Several other Sichuan soldiers were also startled, but they were not too cowardly. They all grabbed the forelimbs of the aggressive and "martial arts" painted-faced bear with their quick eyes. After all, they had to kill this rampaging painted-faced bear first.

Just hold the bear down and talk.

But Xiong Si, who played with the soldiers of the Independence Regiment almost every day, reacted much faster than they expected. His paws "rubbed" out of the thick bear paws. Under the bright sunshine, the color

The black bear claws are three to four centimeters long, slightly hooked and shining with a cold light.

It's almost like you grabbed someone's arm and were trying to compare our strength, but a knife suddenly appeared in the other person's hand. That means: You can't move the guy, but I don't intend to do that.

It was only then that the soldiers realized that what they were capturing was not a human being, but a bear, a bear with sharp claws. The sharp claws of the bear made these men's hair stand on end, and they hurriedly wanted to let go and hide away first.

Let’s talk later.

You know, as soon as he let go of his hand, Bear's paw followed him and slapped one of the guys who had no time to hide. He spun around in circles several times before falling to the ground. Listening to his killing pig-like behavior,

Xiong Si's scream, I'm afraid that Xiong Si's slap must have weighed at least dozens of kilograms. Liu Lang couldn't help but feel a little toothache for him, that was the iron sand palm used by Xiong...

What was even more unlucky was that because he was too hasty to hide, he kicked his own platoon leader who had been knocked down before and had his big panda sit on his butt. He was stumbled so hard and lost his balance and was hit by his own

The brother kicked the platoon leader who had suffered a terrible disaster.

"What a bastard, ah~~~" The platoon leader just scolded his stupid subordinate brother, and then he screamed like a pig being slaughtered.

It turned out that Xiong Si couldn't help but be overjoyed when he saw that one of them had fallen down. According to the usual rules, as long as he could suppress them so that they didn't get up, he would be considered a winner.

Without any hesitation, just like a soldier training to pounce forward, Xiong Si's body weighing 70 kilograms directly volleyed down on the two of them.

He almost squeezed the "shit" out of the lowest-level soldier platoon leader. Not to mention, the horrified soldier platoon leader opened his eyes wide and saw a bear's head moving toward his head with bared teeth.

The other two rolled and crawled to the side. In just ten seconds, three of the five heroes were knocked down by a bear, even without the use of claws and teeth. If they went up again, then

What is it if it’s not a melon rind?

As for the platoon leader and brothers, we should wait until we are alive and well to avenge them, and we can burn some paper money for them in the future.

As for the two people they thought could almost receive the paper money, they had no time to hate the runaway brothers at the moment.

He's an immortal, but he's a painted-faced bear who likes to eat meat! The platoon leader was so frightened that not only was his feces about to come out, but actually, his urine had already been squeezed out first. The painted-faced bear was so frightened that

The two canines that are several centimeters long are really not a decoration. Eating extremely hard bamboo is like eating green vegetables. No matter how thick-skinned he is, he can't compare to bamboo!

"Help! Help!" The platoon leader shouted for help with all his strength.

Xiong Si had two dark circles under his eyes and was a little confused. What was this "human friend" called? We weren't just playing! Why were we still in tears?

What is Kung Fu Panda? This is it. Not to mention the dumbfounded soldiers, even Liu Tuanzuo was stunned by the agile Xiong Si.

Who said that the fighting power of captive-bred giant pandas is low? Damn it, a bear with this set of boxing skills will probably be able to compete with a tiger when he grows up. Dealing with a few human scum is like drinking water and eating bamboo.

Just as easy.

It was only then that the surrounding spectators realized that their platoon leader was about to be eaten for lunch by the "martial arts master" Painted Bear.

"Guawazi, get that guy away quickly, or I'll shoot him." At this point, he would be a fool not to come out with a gun.

More than a dozen guns were pointed at Liu Lang, asking him to rescue his platoon leader.

As for why they didn't shoot the bear and then save the people, they were mainly afraid that the bear wouldn't be killed and their own people would be beaten into a honeycomb first.

"If Xiong Si wants to hurt someone, just slap him. Do you believe it or not?" Liu Lang stood still, his smile gradually fading, "Also, put away your guns.

, if you let your superiors know that your guns are not pointed at the enemy but at the common people, what do you think will happen to you? Also, let me remind you, I will never let anyone point a gun at me, no matter he is

who."

Liu Lang's words were not very convincing, but after he finished speaking, all the soldiers involuntarily took a step back.

Instinct told them that the fat man in ordinary clothes in front of them was dangerous. Even though he was alone, it actually made them feel extremely ridiculous, but no one could laugh.

If there is a conflict, the people who die will definitely be the people like them who have many guns and guns.

I took a peek at the platoon leader who was still being pressed by the bear in the field and was screaming for help but seemed to be full of energy. A guy with two stars on his collar who should be a squad leader took the initiative to lower his gun and gritted his teeth.

Asked: "What a loud tone, who are you?"

"Me!" Liu Lang looked around. A group of soldiers lowered their guns on their own initiative. "My name is Liu Dalang. I am a hawker who brings his wife home. How about we just stop here? You guys take your Yangguan Road."

"We, as a couple, walk on our own single-plank bridge without interfering with each other."

You are a fairy and a peddler, you are treating me like a fool! All the Sichuan soldiers secretly cursed.

When an ordinary hawker sees them, his words are inappropriate, but he still dares to tell them that no one dares to point a gun at him?

Not to mention that even a bear with a painted face can learn "martial arts", but just because he dares to speak like this, no one dares to regard Liu Lang as an ordinary person.

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