Watching the backs of his wife and Ji Yanxue disappear into the night, Tang Yongming had a wry smile on his face and said, "Seat down, Qinglan, because people in the north speak so frankly and don't know the rules, it makes you laugh."
"Haha, what the chief of staff said is wrong. He doesn't understand the rules. Where does this come from? Let's not talk about letting my wife hear that you can't go to bed at night. If Yan Xue hears it, you will probably be a little bit embarrassed at the next meeting.
How sad! Hurry up and bribe me with a pack of cigarettes. I don't think I've ever heard this before." Liu Lang couldn't help laughing.
"Hey, Tuan Zuo, these words have only reached your ears. If they are really spread, I will not recognize them. Then when the time comes, do you think they believe you or me?" Tang Yongming, who has always been elegant, said this
Hui Hui was not threatened by Liu Lang, but instead smiled slyly.
Although the words were not made very clear, the clear meaning was that judging from certain personalities, the ladies would definitely trust the always rigorous Chief of Staff Tang more, even Lieutenant Colonel Ji Da, who was deeply in love with Langtanza, would definitely do the same.
Although love can make women dizzy, some people are famous in the independent group for their frequent and unscrupulous nonsense.
Liu Lang was slightly startled, but with a smile on his face, he pointed at Tang Yongming and said with a smile: "Chief of Staff Tang, you must have been influenced by that guy Zhao Ergou and learned to cheat."
"There, there, the ancients said, those who are inferior are often deceived by those who are superior!" Tang Yongming shook his head and hung up his book bag.
"Haha" Liu Lang suddenly laughed.
This kind of Tang Yongming made him feel closer to him than the serious regimental chief of staff.
The two laughed and walked to the regiment headquarters. Zhang Ruhao, who was on duty at the regiment headquarters, couldn't help but be surprised when he saw the two of them coming hand in hand: "You two, one is not going to accompany my wife, and the other is not going to accompany my future wife, why are you here?"
Why are you here to hang out? If you are worried that I will be alone and you want to come to keep me company, how about some wine and food?"
"Haha, why is there so much bitterness in the words of the regimental deputy? You can't blame me and Old Tang. If you don't invite my wife to come, then you can only continue to sleep in the cold bed!" Liu Lang laughed again.
The current atmosphere in the Independent Regiment can be called harmonious, especially since Liu Lang returned. I was surprised to find that Zhang Ruhao, a senior counselor with a professional background, got along quite well with the soldiers and gangsters in the Independent Regiment.
I also completely let go of my airs and would joke with the rough guys from time to time.
In the military camp, the division between upper and lower ranks must be orderly, but Liu Lang believes that it is also very necessary to be able to mingle with the officers and soldiers in private time.
If you always put on airs, the soldiers may treat you as a superior, but they will never treat you as a brother.
The two walked into the regiment headquarters, and the orderlies came over to make tea for them. Tang Yongming took the initiative to ask: "Regiment leader, are you breaking up my husband and wife's night outing to celebrate the New Year for the first time in our independent regiment?"
What new arrangements are there?”
"Hehe, the chief of staff still understands me." Liu Lang smiled slightly and said, "But! This idea came up on the spur of the moment after seeing the Xian couple, so I came to discuss it with the two great talents, right?"
"Huh? How do you say that?" Tang Yongming was slightly stunned.
"Two brothers! Don't let a hungry man know that a hungry man is hungry. You two are already married, have a wife and a baby. Although I, Liu Lang, have not yet gotten married, I have made an engagement and have a fiancée. But, you see
Look at the bachelors in our independent group. Guys like Zhao Ergou are almost 30 and are still single. Men are getting married and women are getting married! This is human nature. Didn’t you see those guys?
The female soldiers are almost drooling. Otherwise, Chief of Staff Tang and his wife would not have gone out for a walk. The good couple would have to stay several meters away to talk. Isn't it because they have to take care of this gang?
How do old bachelors feel?" Liu Lang threw a cigarette to each of them, took one in his mouth, lit it, took a puff and sighed slightly.
"For this reason, our regiment is no different from other troops. Most of the officers are promoted from veterans who have made meritorious service after the war. Except for a few who have become officers and have married into their families, there are still many who have heavy training tasks.
, did not consider this matter. As the saying goes, "There are three types of unfilial piety, the worst is not having an offspring." This is probably what many officers are worried about!" Zhang Ruhao nodded and said.
"Leader, do you mean to give the officers a holiday, allow them to go home to visit relatives, and arrange a marriage by the way? However, because of the oil fields, the military order given to us by the military is still in preparation for war! This kind of large-scale grant to officers
It's not okay to grant leave to go back to visit relatives. Once there is a war, we will not only have to be subject to military law, but our combat power cannot be guaranteed!" Tang Yongming took a puff of cigarette, slightly worried.
"The Chief of Staff is very considerate. It is naturally impossible to approve large-scale counterfeiting. We have officers from the Independent Regiment all over the world. With the current transportation, it is absolutely impossible to go back and forth in less than three months. Otherwise, there will be many officers
Families can come to the base to visit their relatives, so I have to worry about it." Liu Lang also nodded.
"What does that group of seats mean?" Tang Yongming and Zhang Ruhao looked at each other, a little confused about Liu Lang's thoughts.
"Hey, it's very simple. In a week's time, we are going to celebrate New Year's Eve with the military and the people! Then we will expand the scale a little more and invite all the squires in Guangyuan to come together." Liu Lang said with a smile.
"What does this have to do with that?"
The two colonels looked at each other. Although one of them was from the Whampoa Military Academy and the other was a top student from the Baoding Infantry School, it was really difficult for them to keep up with Liu Tuanzuo, who often made wild and wild thoughts and leaped wildly.
"Hey, hello, my regimental deputy and chief of staff! Do you want me to explain it more clearly? Normally when attending such a grand banquet, squires from all over the country will bring their wives and children, you know." Liu Lang laughed sullenly.
Take a puff of cigarette.
"Tuanzuo, do you want to have a group blind date?" When Liu Tuanzuo said it so clearly, the two married men suddenly realized.
This is not to blame for their pedantry. As people from the Republic of China, how do they know that in the next eighty years, besides the words of parents and matchmakers, there will be blind dates that will say this?
But Liu Lang knows! In the future China, in addition to blind dates with hundreds of thousands of people, there will also be various blind date programs! The love that should have been between you and me is on the screen where thousands of people are watching
is happening, although Liu Lang thinks that so-called "love" is a bit too utilitarian.
However, if it is combined with this era in any form, it may not be possible to create a Republic of China version of "If You Are the One."
However, this blind date involves not only the man and the woman, but also the woman’s parents.
"That's right, I'll invite everyone from Guangyuan or even outside Guangyuan who has some status, regardless of money, whether you are a businessman, a rich man, or a scholar. Let those guys go and see for themselves. If you are a bastard, see
If mung beans fall in love with each other, that's their blessing. If their father-in-law and mother-in-law fall in love with each other, that's not bad. If this can't solve their single problem, then continue to jerk off to me!" Liu Lang talked about
And Tan said, "Of course, the qualifications of those squires who can be invited will be left to Lao Wang and Zhan Chengfang of Guangyuan County to screen, as well as the retired veterans who will return to the regiment in the next two days to participate in the New Year's Eve banquet. They know best.
Those with a bad reputation in the countryside will not be allowed to issue invitations. Also, because it is the first time to do this, the number of people should not be too many, so let’s limit it to lieutenant level! If there is successful experience, the next batch will be second lieutenant level, and then
The next batch will be at the level of sergeant major."
"Well, Tuanzuo, what do you mean by continuing to masturbate?" Liu Tuanzuo's noun or verb was really too new, and the two colonels were very curious.
"Oh, it just means that they can only continue to play with guns. In my hometown dialect, it is "shooting" guns." Langdanzao looked at the confused uncle with a smile on his face.
As a strong man in the army, who has not had that experience? Even if he is trained like a dead dog every day. The body of a great young man is not something that "uncle" can compare to.
Intuitively, this is not a good word! Looking at the smiling face of Rangdanzao, the two colonel-level "uncles" secretly removed this new term from their dictionaries.
The wave in the Lang Tuan constellation is also famous among independent groups.