Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Ninth [Sneak Peeking] (Part 2)
Hu Xiaotian was forced by her to retreat step by step, all the way to the wall. He cursed in his heart, I thought you, a naughty princess, could cultivate your mind and character by going out for a trip, but after all, dogs can't change eating shit, they are still so perverted, if the Mingyue Palace is on fire, fuck me.
What a nonsense, he argued: "Princess, who did you listen to nonsense? Xiaotian has always been open and honest in dealing with people and doing things. How could I do such an unconscionable thing?"
Qiqi sneered and said, "It's not like you haven't done it before. Did you kill Wei Hualin? Didn't you kill the eunuch next to him?"
Hu Xiaotian was speechless by her question, and he was afraid that her words would be overheard, so he stretched out his hand to cover Qiqi's mouth.
Qiqi had been prepared for a long time. When she saw him taking action, she immediately struck first and grabbed Hu Xiaotian's wrist, intending to twist his wrist behind his back. This move was taught by Quan De'an and was specially designed to restrain Xuan Ming Yin Feng.
Although she had the upper hand in the claw move, it did not have the desired effect when actually implemented. Hu Xiaotian twisted his wrist and broke away from her palm like a spiritual snake. Qiqi felt a huge force coming from her.
His palm rushed out and actually knocked her palm away.
Hu Xiaotian immediately grabbed Qiqi's chest with his claws, and Qiqi raised his chest. Hu Xiaotian saw that his claws were about to grab him, but he suddenly became alert. This was the princess of the dynasty, and if he caught her, it would be a crime of beheading, not to mention
This girl is still underage. As a young man with certain moral sentiments, he cannot do such a thing anyway. He quickly retracted his hand.
Hu Xiaotian was merciful, but Qiqi didn't show any mercy to Hu Xiaotian. He kicked Hu Xiaotian in the crotch. Hu Xiaotian's reaction speed even shocked himself. When he saw Qiqi's body move, he took the lead.
Anticipating her next move, Hu Xiaotian jumped into the air. This jump actually jumped more than ten feet high. Qiqi's move to tease her vaginal foot naturally failed. Hu Xiaotian turned over in the air and landed firmly behind Qiqi, and again
He raised his right hand and grabbed the back of Qiqi's neck.
Qiqi didn't expect that Hu Xiaotian's martial arts would be so powerful, let alone her. Even Hu Xiaotian couldn't figure it out. What happened today? Extraordinary performance? With divine help, Qiqi could predict Qiqi's moves in advance. Could it be that
Is it related to my breakthrough in the dark room?
Qiqi was grabbed by the back of the neck by Hu Xiaotian and said angrily: "Let go, believe it or not, I will ask someone to chop off your head."
Hu Xiaotian said: "I let you go, you can't attack me again."
Qiqi said: "Okay!"
Hu Xiaotian believed it, but he didn't dare to let go. After letting go, he quickly stepped back a few steps to widen the distance between him and her.
Qiqi turned around and glared at Hu Xiaotian: "You are a cruel little thief, what else are you afraid of doing?"
Hu Xiaotian said: "The matter of Mingyue Palace has nothing to do with me."
Qiqi said: "It has been spread outside that you forged the scholar's suicide note and set fire to the Mingyue Palace, killing the scholar and six palace residents."
"Can you believe the rumors?"
"It may not be without reason. Based on your consistent character, I believe that this matter is most likely true."
Hu Xiaotian couldn't help but feel angry about it, he shook his head helplessly and said: "You can think whatever you want, I am a man who is pure!"
Qiqi's beautiful eyes widened and she said: "You are such a bold and reckless slave. You actually call me "I" in front of this princess. Do you believe that I will ask my father to chop off your head?"
Hu Xiaotian said: "Xin. Your little princess is such a noble person. It is normal to do such things as repaying kindness with hatred."
Qiqi said: "You just repaid your kindness with revenge. Did you want to kill me and my aunt to silence you when we were in the wine cellar?"
Hu Xiaotian was afraid that her words would be heard by outsiders, and he would be so frightened that he handed over his hands and begged for mercy: "Little princess, I'm afraid of you. I have to be merciful, and I, Hu Xiaotian, have nothing to do with you. You
If you think I'm a fart, let me go immediately."
"You're the one who farted!" Qiqi couldn't help but giggle after saying this. Her pretty face, which was a little too immature, actually revealed a charming look that didn't match her age. Then she stuck out her tongue and said extremely cutely: "Actually,
You killed that bitch Wenya and burned down the Mingyue Palace, I really like you in my heart."
Hu Xiaozhen was about to cry without tears: "Little princess, I really didn't do it!"
Qiqi rolled her eyes at him and said, "Just do it. What are you afraid of? If you can hide it from others, can you hide it from me?"
Hu Xiaotian was completely speechless and lowered his head. There was absolutely no reason for him to deal with this unruly princess. He could be killed or chopped into pieces as you pleased.
Qiqi came to him slowly and lifted him on her shoulders: "You don't have to be afraid, as long as I help you, no one dares to do anything to you." The voice suddenly dropped again: "But you have to tell the truth.
"I, how did you kill Wenya and the others?" As he spoke, his eyes shone with anticipation and excitement.
Hu Xiaotian secretly scolded Qiqi for being a pervert. Since she was sure that she had done the thing, he might as well break the jar and scare her. He looked around and made sure that no one was there, so he hooked his finger at her and Qiqi put his ear to the ground.
Bring it to his lips.
Hu Xiaotian lowered his voice and said: "Rape first and then kill! No one will be left alive!"
Qiqi covered her mouth in shock, her beautiful eyes revealed a strange look, she looked extremely excited, but there was absolutely no trace of fear in it: "You... you actually... don't even let the eunuchs go?"
Hu Xiaotian smiled sinisterly and said: "I always cut off the roots of my work and leave no trace behind..." Before he finished speaking, the shadow of a fist flashed in front of his eyes, and his right eye was in severe pain. However, he received a fierce punch from Qiqi, and Hu Xiaotian was unable to react.
He came over, was hit at close range, and his head fell backwards in an extremely exaggerated manner.
Qiqi gritted her teeth and said: "Damn eunuch, you think this princess is an idiot? You are an eunuch. You rape first and then kill her. Do you have the ability?"
Hu Xiaotian straightened up: "You forced me to..."
Peng! Another punch hit Hu Xiaotian's left eye. This time, Hu Xiaotian fell straight to the ground. Of course he could easily dodge if he wanted to, but he knew Qiqi's temperament very well. If he didn't let her on her hands and feet,
I'm afraid that this girl won't give up after taking advantage of her. I'll just go with the flow and I'll suffer a small loss. Damn it, do you have what it takes? One day you will know... uh... she's still a little girl.
, Hu Xiaotian, Hu Xiaotian, you must never forget the word morality at any time...
Long Yelin slept peacefully that night. When he woke up in the morning, he felt that his body had recovered a lot. He stretched his arms and sat up from the bed. He felt a ringing in his abdomen and farted loudly. This fart hit the eunuch beside him.
The palace maid was startled, and then she was pleasantly surprised. One of the eunuchs blurted out: "Your Majesty farted... Your Majesty..." After saying this, she realized that she had said the wrong thing. She was so frightened that she knelt on the ground with a splash and hit her with her backhand.
He said loudly: "Your Majesty, this slave's words and deeds are unjust, and he deserves death."
Fortunately, Long Yelin was in a good mood and did not hold him accountable. In fact, the little eunuch did not say anything wrong. He did fart, and the sound was loud enough that everyone heard it.
Hu Xiaotian stayed up all night outside and just entered Xuanwei Palace. He happened to hear Long Yelin's fart and felt relieved. Although appendicitis was just a minor operation for him,
But the patient is the emperor, and everything needs to be done with caution. Farting means that the emperor can eat, so there is no problem with the operation.
Hu Xiaotian came to the bedside immediately and said happily: "Congratulations to the emperor, congratulations to the emperor."
Long Yelin was a little dumbfounded. It was just a fart. How could he be happy about it? He coughed dryly and said, "How happy is it?"
Hu Xiaotian said: "As the saying goes: When the dragon's energy rises, the world is safe. Xiaotian is lucky enough to hear the emperor's dragon's energy for three lifetimes. The excitement in his heart cannot be calmed down for a long time. There is an ancient saying: Big sounds are like sounds, and elephants are like shapes.
This aura can only be found in the sky, and is rarely heard in the human world. Your Majesty's virtues are kind to all people, and your power is powerful in all directions. We are so lucky to be blessed by His auspicious aura. Who else but Your Majesty can make such an ethereal and distant sound?
It can emit a fragrance that is comparable to that of orchid, which makes us feel like we have been able to wait for three months without knowing the smell of meat, and the lingering sound can last for three days."
A bunch of eunuchs and maids around were stunned when they heard this. They had seen shameless people before, but they had never seen anyone so shameless. Isn't it just a fart? How can there be so much attention to it? How can you return dragon spirit? Return auspiciousness? I have seen too many flatterers.
, but this is the first time I have seen such disgusting flattery.
Long Yelin coughed dryly. He also felt that Hu Xiaotian's flattery was a bit too much, but it still sounded comfortable and useful. It was much more pleasant to listen to than the little eunuch who just called the emperor for farting. As the saying goes, a thousand holes can be worn.
, Even if you don’t wear flattery, the emperor is not exempt from vulgarity.
After Hu Xiaotian's flattery, his face didn't turn red and his heart didn't beat. He looked at Long Yelin with a smile and said, "How do you feel now, Your Majesty?"
Long Yelin said: "I released this..." I always felt that it was indecent to say "fart" and that I could not live up to my status as the Emperor of Dakang. He thought about it and said, "I feel comfortable after I released this dragon energy."
It hurt a lot and the wound is a little tight, but it doesn’t hurt anymore.”
Hu Xiaotian said with a smile: "The Emperor's great blessing is the blessing of a prosperous society."
Long Yelin said: "I'm a little hungry!"
Hu Xiaotian said: "Your Majesty, don't worry, you can have your meal now."
When the group of eunuchs went to prepare meals, Long Yelin nodded to Hu Xiaotian and said, "Hu Xiaotian, you have done a great job in rescuing me this time. I will reward you greatly."
Hu Xiaotian hurriedly knelt down on the ground and listened.
Long Yelin was talking about the key point but suddenly stopped. Hu Xiaotian waited for a long time without seeing him speak. He couldn't help but glance up secretly, only to see Long Yelin pursed his lips and closed his eyes, and then let out another fart. It was really smelly.
He was so angry that Hu Xiaotian was so close that he had no choice but to swallow his anger and bear the stinky fart silently. The little eunuch who had just yelled that the emperor farted finally found the opportunity to atone for his sins and knelt down with a plop.
He said happily: "Congratulations to the emperor, congratulations to the emperor. The emperor's dragon aura is rising, and the world is safe. Xiaozhengzi can smell the emperor's dragon aura. How lucky..." This guy can be regarded as a person who has never forgotten, and he actually flattered Hu Xiaotian just now.
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