Chapter 283 [Don't be afraid of making trouble] (1)
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Hu Xiaotian said: "My lord, please take off your pants and show me."
Xue Shengjing's fat face turned red. Although he was shameless, he still cherished his face because of his respected status. Hu Xiaotian's words were too straightforward, which made him extremely embarrassed.
Hu Xiaotian said: "If the prince does not cooperate, there is nothing I can do."
Xue Shengjing said: "Okay, I also know that you medical practitioners pay attention to seeing, hearing, asking and understanding."
Hu Xiaotian cursed in his heart, smelling your mother's size, you think you are pregnant with a gold bar, just forget it. I feel sick even if I look at it again. If you make me angry, I will give you everything.
Xue Shengjing felt that he had never been so embarrassed in his life. He took off his pants coyly. His little eyes were so embarrassed that he closed them. Xue Shengjing suddenly found that he was still quite ashamed.
Hu Xiaotian said: "Take off your underwear too!"
Xue Shengjing lifted up his robe and took off his underwear. Hu Xiaotian only glanced at it and thought to himself that this thing was obviously not proportional to his body shape.
Xue Shengjing finally overcame his shame, opened his eyes and said, "It's very itchy here."
Hu Xiaotian said: "It's too long, can you pull it up?"
Xue Sheng nodded.
"Then wash often and pay attention to personal hygiene."
Xue Shengjing said: "No, there is something growing inside."
Hu Xiaotian took a look and understood, Xiaocaihua, I dare you, this King Yan has genital warts, he deserves it! He deserves it, for letting you mess around with men and women. Hu Xiaotian said: "My lord, please pull up your pants."
King Yan Xue Shengjing then pulled up his pants and carefully asked, "Master Hu, do you think this problem of mine can be cured?"
Hu Xiaotian deliberately did not answer him. He came to his seat and sat down, his thick eyebrows furrowed, looking like he was deep in thought.
Xue Shengjing came to his side cautiously, not daring to disturb his thinking. After waiting for a while, Hu Xiaotian said: "There is no way. But the prince must answer a few questions of mine first."
King Yan Xue Shengjing nodded repeatedly and said: "Excuse me, Mr. Hu."
"How long have you been suffering from this problem, Your Majesty?"
King Xue Shengjing of Yan said: "It's been a month."
Hu Xiaotian said: "Your Majesty, with all due respect, this problem of yours was passed on to you by others. Think about it carefully, have you been to any romantic occasions recently? Have you done anything romantic?"
Xue Shengjing's old face flushed and said: "It has happened before. When I went out before, I visited the brothels several times, just for fun. If I knew that I would contract such a disease, I would not dare to do it anyway."
Hu Xiaotian said: "Have you ever done that kind of thing with other women since you came back?"
Xue Shengjing shook his head and said: "I got sick on the way back. After returning to Yongdu, how could I still be in the mood to do that kind of thing? I really regret it. At the beginning, it was as small as a grain of millet, but later it turned into a grain of rice."
, now it’s about the size of a peanut.”
Hu Xiaotian said: "If you don't pay attention, maybe two heads will grow in a few days. It may even be the size of a fist."
Xue Shengjing was so frightened that he turned pale. He stretched out his hand to grab Hu Xiaotian's arm and said, "Master Hu, you must help me this time. As long as I cure my hidden disease, I will give you whatever you want.
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Hu Xiaotian looked at his hands and said, "Excuse me, my lord, please let go of your hands. Your disease will be contagious."
Xue Shengjing was so embarrassed that she had no choice but to retract her hand.
Hu Xiaotian said: "Everything in this world has advantages and disadvantages. If you only seek temporary pleasure, there are endless hidden dangers."
Xue Shengjing said: "Master Hu, I regret my mistake now. As long as this disease can be cured, I will definitely eat fast and chant Buddha's name in the future to cultivate my mind and nature."
Hu Xiaotian said: "It is not difficult to cure it, but it is not easy to say it is simple."
Xue Shengjing said: "Listen attentively."
Hu Xiaotian said: "During this period, I am afraid that the prince will no longer be able to have sex with women."
Xue Shengjing nodded repeatedly and said: "As long as my disease can be cured, let alone this period of time, what does it matter if I don't get close to women in this life?"
Hu Xiaotian heard what he said resolutely, but he didn't believe it at all. He couldn't help but teased: "Since the prince has such a plan, there is a simple and feasible way. He can kill it all with a knife from the palace and keep it clean for future use."
There won’t be anything wrong with it.”
Xue Shengjing took a breath of air-conditioning and looked at the smile on Hu Xiaotian's lips. Knowing that this guy was deliberately entertaining himself, he coughed awkwardly and said, "I am not going to be a eunuch."
Hu Xiaotian said: "What's wrong with the eunuch? Is the eunuch not a human being?"
Xue Shengjing suddenly remembered that this guy was a eunuch, and he offended him again with his unintentional words. Since he wanted something from him, he could only say with a smile: "Don't blame me, Mr. Hu. I don't mean to look down on eunuchs, it's just me.
I have been a man for thirty-eight years, and I’m afraid I won’t be able to adapt to changing roles now.”
Hu Xiaotian said: "Your Majesty, in fact, there is something wrong with your appearance. It is not well developed and your foreskin is too long."
Xue Shengjing was naturally a little embarrassed when he told him his shortcomings in person. He smiled sheepishly and said, "It is indeed different from many people."
Hu Xiaotian said: "So, you haven't really realized the benefits of being a man in your life, but you have this problem. The treatment is to cut off the roots of your new cauliflower, and also cut off the overgrown ones."
The foreskin makes it clean, fresh and beautiful.”
Xue Shengjing's face was full of expectation when he heard this, and he cupped his hands and said: "Please, Mr. Hu, please treat me immediately."
Hu Xiaotian sighed and shook his head. Even the slightest expression on his face would make Xue Shengjing's heart beat with fear. Xue Shengjing whispered: "What? Is there anything else?"
Hu Xiaotian said: "It's a pity that Master Liu is not here. With his help, I can definitely get twice the result with half the effort."
Xue Shengjing understood in his heart that Hu Xiaotian was making a condition, and he said hypocritically: "Don't worry, Mr. Hu, I will immediately mobilize the palace to search for the whereabouts of Master Liu, and I will definitely help you find Master Liu."
Hu Xiaotian said: "Can I find it before sunset today? Otherwise I will have trouble sleeping again tonight."
Xue Shengjing cursed in his heart, Hu Xiaotian, Hu Xiaotian, you have determined that I did what happened to Liu Changsheng. He sighed and said: "What I am most worried about is my illness. Is Master Hu sure that I can cure it?"
Hu Xiaotian said: "If the prince doesn't believe in my methods, he can choose another wise man."
People are often mean. When others try to please him respectfully, he doesn't show any pretense when they want to see a doctor for him. Now the two of them have reversed their positions. Hu Xiaotian is as arrogant as 258,000, while Xue Shengjing feels that he is even more unpredictable. Now
Even if Liu Changsheng is willing to treat him, he doesn't believe it. In his opinion, Hu Xiaotian's medical skills are more powerful than Liu Changsheng. After his mother's trichiasis was cured by Hu Xiaotian, Xue Shengjing's initial suspicion of Hu Xiaotian has turned into
Completely convinced.
Xue Shengjing said: "As long as you cure this king's hidden disease, I will find Liu Changsheng and send him to Shennongshe safely." This sentence is tantamount to a showdown. Liu Changsheng is in my hands, you want to see it
He can, but he must cure my disease first.
Hu Xiaotian said: "Your Majesty has misunderstood. Although Liu Changsheng and I are friends, we are not relatives. I actually don't care about his life or death. Your Majesty has found him. Those who are grateful to you are also people from Shennong Society. I am not in a hurry."
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Xue Shengjing said: "Master Hu, please don't misunderstand me. I will arrange for people to search for it right now. I believe there should be results before sunset."
Hu Xiaotian was in a happy mood. Xue Shengjing is really aware of current affairs. Now that I have caught your handle, I might as well blackmail you one more time. Hu Xiaotian said: "The course of your illness is too long. If you want to cure this disease, you must not act too hastily.
It is necessary to strengthen the foundation first and wait until the condition is stable before surgical resection can be performed."
What Hu Xiaotian said was serious, and Xue Shengjing also thought it was very reasonable. He nodded and said, "I will do whatever Mr. Hu says."
Hu Xiaotian said: "I will get you some medicine first. Your Majesty, go back and take it."
Xue Shengjing said: "Thank you, Mr. Hu."
Hu Xiaotian stood up as if he was going to get medicine, but suddenly remembered something, patted his forehead and said, "Look at my memory, I left all the medicine boxes in Qichen Palace."
Xue Shengjing said: "I will accompany Mr. Hu to get it."
Hu Xiaotian said: "Doesn't that mean I have to trouble the prince to make a trip?"
Xue Shengjing said: "It doesn't matter!" He was willing to make a hundred trips, not to mention a hundred trips, for his own affairs.
So Hu Xiaotian called Zhan Peng and Zhao Chongwu and told them privately: "When we get back to Qichen Palace, we will look for trouble even if there is nothing wrong. As long as I look at you, you will rush forward and fight."
Zhao Chongwu was stunned for a moment, obviously not understanding what Hu Xiaotian meant: "Hit? He is a prince."
Hu Xiaotian cursed: "Idiots, of course they are the people who beat the posthouse."
Zhan Peng understood that Hu Xiaotian was taking the opportunity to drag King Yan into trouble, and he couldn't help but chuckle in his heart. This boy is really capable of trouble. I wonder what he and King Yan were muttering about in the small building?
Hu Xiaotian then told Gao Yuan to go back and throw out all the stools that King Yan had sat on and all the tea sets that he had used. He was afraid of contamination, but mainly because of the bad feelings in his heart. This Xue Shengjing was really a piece of shit.
A group of people came towards Qichen Palace. Although King Yan Xue Shengjing knew that Hu Xiaotian and his gang had all been driven out of Qichen Palace, he did not know that their relationship with Qichen Palace was so bad that they came near Qichen Palace.
, Hu Xiaotian reined in the horse's reins and said to Xue Shengjing: "Your Majesty, please wait here. We can just go there. We don't want to cause too much noise, and we don't want them to know about the relationship between me and Your Majesty."
Xue Sheng nodded. He didn't want too many people to know about his relationship with Hu Xiaotian. He smiled and said: "Master Hu, go ahead. I will be waiting here."
Seeing Hu Xiaotian and the others riding towards Qichen Palace, Xue Shengjing's small eyes shot out with a chilling light.
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