Seeing Fang Xiaoyu say this, Lei Yanwu also looked apologetic and said: "Oh! By the way, this is the sincerity of my boyfriend's family and cannot be shared with outsiders casually. You two are really embarrassed.
!I can’t give you these dumplings to eat.”
Upon hearing this, the two members of the Witchcraft Club suddenly turned into donkey faces.
Fang Xiaoyu thought for a while, then smiled and said to the two of them: "If you two are really hungry, I can consider getting you some food."
"That's fine, but we can't delay it for too long." Yelu Xidao stroked his growling stomach with his hand, winked at Fang Xiaoyu and said, "Boy, why don't you go get us something to eat first?
! Just ask your girlfriend to wait here."
This guy's eyes would fall on Lei Yanwu's chest from time to time, with such a lustful look that his eyes almost popped out.
"Hey! You are foreigners and don't understand the customs of our Chinese people." Fang Xiaoyu smiled and patted Chaoyelu Xidao on the shoulder and said: "What we talk about here is that the father-in-law never leaves the mother-in-law, and the scale never leaves the weight. We have a good relationship.
Of course we can't separate. So, please wait here slowly for a while, and I'll get you something to eat in twenty minutes."
As he said that, Fang Xiaoyu intentionally put his arms around Lei Yanwu's thin waist, and Lei Yanwu also leaned towards him with an intimate look on her face.
"OK!" Professor Hunter nodded with satisfaction and made a gesture of agreement.
Yelu Xidao could only nod helplessly.
"Let's go get something to eat." Fang Xiaoyu smiled and waved to Bajie Laifu and Xiao Huihui who were not far away. He immediately saw a pig and a monkey emerging from the forest.
Fang Xiaoyu hugged Lei Yanwu and rode up, then turned over and jumped on the back of the wild boar. The two of them happily rode the wild boar toward the depths of the forest.
Professor Hunter and Yelu Xidao touched their bellies, frowned, and sat down on the stone in boredom, quietly waiting for Fang Xiaoyu to get them something to eat.
After riding for a while, Fang Xiaoyu asked Bajie Laifu to stop behind a huge rock. He jumped off the pig and sat down on the rock.
He opened his clairvoyance and saw that no one was around, so he winked at Xiao Huihui and Bajie Laifu and said, "You two guys are familiar with the terrain in this mountain. Can you think of a way to help me get some?"
Come here and use it to serve those two foreign guests."
"Ho ho ho!" Bajie Laifu nodded three times in succession.
Little Huihui on the side also patted his belly and let out a burst of "chirp" laughter.
A pig and a monkey took orders and walked away.
Seeing the two animals looking so happy, Lei Yanwu couldn't help but laugh.
"Let me go, these two living treasures are really interesting. What does this mean? Fang Xiaoyu, is it possible that you want to make cow shit for these two members of the Witchcraft Society?"
"Of course, when friends come, there will be good wine. When hungry wolves come, use shotguns. When cunning foxes come, let them eat shit." Fang Xiaoyu lightly patted Lei Yanwu on the shoulder and joked: "
Come on, Xiao Wu, help me pinch my neck, my neck is so sore!"
"Yes! My dear, I will pinch it for you slowly." Lei Yanwu walked lightly behind Fang Xiaoyu, stretched out her hand, picked up his ears, and cursed angrily: "I asked you to tease me.
…”
As soon as she exerted half of her strength, she felt a slight pain in her leg, and soon she couldn't help shouting: "Ah... Fang Xiaoyu, you are going to die! Why are you pinching my thigh?"
"You mess around, and I will mess around. This is called treating others the same way they treat others." Fang Xiaoyu smiled, glanced at Lei Yanwu and said, "Pinch my neck honestly, I
Later, when I am happy, I will give you benefits!"
"Okay!" Lei Yanwu was so tormented by Fang Xiaoyu that she lost her temper. She had no choice but to put her hands on Fang Xiaoyu's shoulders and gently pinch his shoulders and neck.
The gentle rubbing technique made Fang Xiaoyu extremely comfortable.
"Hmm! That's right, they look like a pair of young lovers! Since it's acting, it needs to be more realistic." Fang Xiaoyu said to himself with a proud smile.
"Fang Xiaoyu, you bastard, I will be a bastard if I act with you from now on..." Before Lei Yanwu could finish her words, she felt a numbness on her legs, and then, an inexplicable feeling of comfort came from her lower abdomen.
It rises everywhere.
"Ah...what is this?...Fang Xiaoyu, what are you doing?...Comfortable..." Lei Yanwu shouted softly and frowned uncontrollably. At this time, she was completely impressed by Fang Xiaoyu's skill.
I was overcome by the bursts of comfort it brought.
"Okay! I'll pay you back what I owe you." Fang Xiaoyu smiled and withdrew his hand, and at the same time withdrew that ray of ecstatic spring energy.
At this time, Lei Yanwu seemed to have fallen from the extremely comfortable Jiuxiao Cloud, and her heart felt empty.
She glared at Fang Xiaoyu with some resentment: "Fang Xiaoyu, what do you mean? Just now, you pressed me so comfortably that I was about to be sent to the sky, but you just let me go. You were allowed to touch me anyway,
Can't you hold me down for a little longer? You...you are so bad."
"Hehe! You're overthinking, I didn't touch you at all." Fang Xiaoyu smiled slightly, and made a slight gesture with his hand on Lei Yanwu's thigh, secretly bringing a ray of spring energy, and Lei Yanwu soon felt a faint feeling.
She felt an inexplicable feeling of comfort, as if a hand had fallen on her thigh.
"Oh my God, you...you can give me a massage through the air?" Lei Yanwu's eyes widened in disbelief.
"It's okay at close range, and it can also be transformed with thoughts." Fang Xiaoyu replied to Lei Yanwu with a smile.
"Hate! I was teased by you again." Lei Yanwu didn't care, and hit Fang Xiaoyu with a flurry of pink fists.
"Hey! Stop hitting, stop hitting..."
The two of them were laughing and playing in the forest, when suddenly they heard a burst of "chirp" monkey laughter not far away.
Lei Yanwu was so frightened that he stopped quickly.
The two looked forward again and saw the sex monkey Xiao Huihui walking in a eight-character path, holding a basin in his hand with something dark in it.
Followed by Bajie Laifu.
Taking a closer look, Fang Xiaoyu discovered that in Bajie Laifu's mouth, there was a porcelain bowl filled with a full amount of black Xiang.
"Let me go, where did these two beasts get such a big pile? They even got the bowls. They are really capable."
Fang Xiaoyu looked at the black stuff in Xiao Huihui's bowl and couldn't laugh or cry. At the same time, he secretly admired these two's ability to raise special animals. He must have stolen the bowl from the farm again.
"Xiang Xiangxiang!" Xiao Huihui opened his mouth and spat out something unclear. When he said this, he kept pointing at Bajie Laifu.
"I'll go, this dead monkey didn't let this wild boar pull him back, right?"
Lei Yanwu on the side was already overwhelmed by the disgusting stench and quickly covered her nose with her hands.
"Whatever! We don't need to eat this thing anyway. I'll add some coloring to it, and then get some deodorant, so it won't taste odorless, but it will kill people afterwards." Fang Xiaoyu smiled and looked at him.
Xiao Huihui gave a thumbs up and said: "Great job!"
After saying that, he took out a packet of medicinal powder from the French cloth bag and sprinkled it on the two black objects. After a while, he saw that the two black objects had changed color and the smell was gone. (To be continued.)