"It's really a good thing." Fang Xiaoyu reached out excitedly and took the pile of Tianxiang talisman paper.
He put it on the tip of his nose and smelled it. It was immediately refreshing, as if he had entered a hundred gardens, which made people intoxicated.
After a while, Fang Xiaoyu gave a thumbs up to Master Sophora flavescens from the bottom of his heart: "Yeah! Not bad. I want this thing."
At this time, Bingying came over.
With a look of curiosity on her face, she snatched the stack of talisman papers from Fang Xiaoyu's hand, put it to the tip of her nose and smelled it again and again, praising over and over again: "Yeah! It smells so good!"
Hearing this, Master Sophora flavescens smiled proudly and added: "Of course it smells good. I wrapped this talisman paper in pure natural silk. The fragrance cannot be dissipated, so it will naturally become fragrant."
Upon hearing this, Bingying was so frightened that she quickly threw away the talisman in her hand and kept fanning the tip of her nose with her hand: "Oh my god, has your ass been penetrated by someone?"
"This..." Master Sophora flavescens forced out an embarrassed smile and explained to Bingying: "This should not be available. This *** is purely handmade... this smell..."
Master Sophora flavescens's voice became smaller and smaller.
He frowned and took the gun that he had used to wrap the incense talisman in his hand, looked at it carefully, and smelled it. He felt a little unsure in his heart.
"How do you know? What if someone passes through it? Oh my god, it's so disgusting." Bingying held her chest with her hands and asked doubtfully, almost vomiting.
Fang Xiaoyu picked up the Tianxiang Talisman, smiled and patted her back gently: "It's okay, no one has worn this ***."
"How can you guarantee it? The bag used to wrap the talisman paper is not yours. How do you know whether someone is wearing it or not?" Bingying asked with a frown.
"I can tell from the cyclone above. If this vagina is penetrated by a woman, then these heavenly incense talismans will be completely useless. Because Yin objects break the law. Women are Yin, and their body fluids are Yin within Yin.
The talisman paper wrapped in the inner lining worn by women will no longer smell of heavenly fragrance, let alone whirlwind." Fang Xiaoyu replied with a serious face.
"That's it..." Bingying stuck out her tongue in doubt and said no more.
"Try the effect first before talking." Fang Xiaoyu took out the cinnabar jade pen from the French cloth bag with a smile, quickly wrote a Five Thunder Talisman, and clapped it out with his palm in the air.
Just hearing a "boom", suddenly, a flame about half a meter high rose up, and soon condensed into a fire talisman, dragging a long flame tail, like a flaming sword, toward
It flew forward and rolled away.
"Bang!" There was another loud noise, and the fire talisman punched a hole in the bark of an ancient tree, leaving a scorched black patch.
Just when everyone was in shock, they suddenly heard an "ah" sound, and a woman's scream came from the jungle, and then, a figure flashed across the grass.
"There's someone. Hurry, chase!" The man in camouflage uniform shouted loudly, then got up and chased forward.
Fang Xiaoyu jumped up and flew over quickly, blocking the path of the man in camouflage clothing.
"It's okay, it was just a hare passing by." Fang Xiaoyu said calmly to the man in camouflage clothing.
"But, I clearly saw someone passing by." The man in the camouflage uniform still wanted to walk deeper into the forest.
Fang Xiaoyu stretched out his hand to stop him, and said with a serious face: "You go over there and wait for me first!"
"Okay!" Although the man in camouflage uniform wanted to ask again, he stopped.
He nodded respectfully towards Fang Xiaoyu, turned around and returned to Bingying.
Everyone looked at Fang Xiaoyu in the forest from a distance, very puzzled.
Especially Bingying, her eyes widened in surprise and she muttered to herself: "What is this bastard doing?"
As he was speaking, Fang Xiaoyu turned around, deliberately acting as if he wanted to solve an internal problem.
Bingying was so frightened that she said "Oh my god" and quickly covered her eyes with her hands.
Hearing the cry, Fang Xiaoyu smiled knowingly and shouted softly into the bushes: "Come out! There are many mosquitoes in the forest. Be careful of being bitten by poisonous flower mosquitoes."
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a young woman coming out about ten meters away.
The woman held up her pants with an embarrassed look on her face, blushed with embarrassment, and whispered to Fang Xiaoyu: "So, it's okay if you fall...and you've already seen me?"
While speaking, the woman looked at Fang Xiaoyu in surprise.
"Yes, I'm fine, and I've seen you a long time ago." Fang Xiaoyu replied calmly.
"Ah... you clearly knew that I was peeing... and you still came here..." The woman's face turned red to the root of her neck. She only spoke half of her words before she couldn't continue.
She never dreamed that as soon as she squatted down to relieve her little hand, she attracted Fang Xiaoyu's fire talisman.
At this moment, she wanted to hide in a hole and escape.
In fact, Fang Xiaoyu was just a coincidence.
"What else do I want? Dear Princess of the Forest, what do you think I should do?" Fang Xiaoyu sneered: "If I don't come, then a group of people will come."
In fact, after he heard the scream, he used his distance vision to see that the person squatting in the grass was the forest owner. Because of this, he thought about saving the beauty in front of him, wearing camouflage clothes.
male.
"This..." Princess Shanlin blushed to the root of her neck, bit her lip lightly and said, "Forget it, just look at it. I...I know you didn't mean it. In fact, I, I'm not that casual."
Speaking of this, Princess Shanlin pointed her finger at the opposite side and said angrily: "If Black Swan hadn't taken the lead to pee... pee here, I definitely wouldn't have done this here."
As he was talking here, another young woman with dark skin emerged from the grass about twenty meters away, it was Black Swan.
Black Swan bowed apologetically to Princess Shanlin: "I'm sorry! Princess Shanlin, I have tried my best, but I didn't expect that I still made you look embarrassed."
It turned out that after Black Swan carried the Mountain Forest Princess down the cliff, the two of them did not find Fang Xiaoyu, but they became anxious, so they found a nearby place to solve the problem.
As soon as she squatted down, Princess Shanlin was startled by Fang Xiaoyu's talisman fire and she screamed.
Black Swan reacted quickly, put on his pants immediately, and ran out of the woods, but attracted the attention of the man in camouflage clothing.
So, the above scene happened.
Seeing that Fang Xiaoyu was fine, Black Swan asked excitedly: "Mr. Fang, it turns out you weren't injured in the fall? You're too awesome!"
Immediately, as if she remembered something again, she patted her head and shouted: "By the way, where are Miss Kyouta Keimei and Lu Yu?"
Fang Xiaoyu pointed to a forest not far away and said: "Two beauties, rest over there."
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard the shouts of Lu Yu and Gongtian Jingmei coming from the forest.
"Brother Fang! Save me!"
"Asshole, you can't do this."
Hearing the sound, Fang Xiaoyu immediately flew towards the depths of the forest. (To be continued)