"You have a beautiful idea. If we stay, we will be the ones who lose our virginity. This is called retribution." Kyota Shizume is ice-snowy and smart.
She thought about it carefully and guessed that Songdao Gun must have wanted to do something ill-intentioned to herself and Lu Yu, but Fang Xiaoyu saw it and took countermeasures in advance, which made this guy
Got hit.
Thinking of this, Kyota Shizumi raised her face proudly, walked up to Matsushima Gun, kicked his feet, and said with a smile: "Take it slow! Wait for your bodyguards to torture you to death."
Come on."
"Yes! Just follow him! Haha!" Lu Yu also laughed.
"You...you two stinky bitches..." Matsushima was so angry that he gritted his teeth.
Before he finished speaking, he saw his bodyguard, hugged him, turned over, and shouted angrily: "My dear, don't be angry!"
"Kiss you, uncle, I am your master!" Matsushima Gun roared, crying even more sadly than before.
"Let him be tortured here!"
Kyota Shizumi and Lu Yu looked at each other and shouted: "Let's go!"
The two held hands and walked toward Fang Xiaoyu while holding their underwear while talking and laughing.
At this time, Fang Xiaoyu had entered the jungle ahead and came to the side of the bald man.
I saw a bald man holding a tree and kissing passionately, as if he was possessed by a man.
"Hey! Bald man, stop kissing me. If you kiss me again, you will eat all the bark off this big tree." Master Sophora flavescens walked over angrily and patted the strong bald man on the shoulder.
The bald man immediately turned around. He rubbed his eyes with his hands and looked at the Sophora flavescens master in front of him. He couldn't help but swallow his saliva, and then an evil smile appeared on his face.
"My dear, your smile is so beautiful."
While he was talking, the bald man jumped towards Master Sophora flavescens.
"Kiss the hammer." Master Sophora flavescens flew up angrily and kicked the bald man in the lower abdomen.
Unexpectedly, his leg skills were not very good, and he was immediately grabbed by the bald man's leg.
"Wow! What a beautiful jade leg!" The bald man lifted Master Sophora flavescens' leg, held it at the tip of his nose and smelled it, making an extremely intoxicated expression.
"No! No!" Master Sophora flavescens was so frightened that he trembled all over. He raised his fist and hit the bald man on the body. However, he was a Taoist priest with half a bucket of water, and the fist he punched was soft.
This weak movement actually made the bald man even more energetic.
He pushed his bald head over and said in a very emotional and self-indulgent manner: "Let's fight! My brother likes my sister's pink fist, it's so gentle."
"You are going to die! You bastard, I am a man!" Master Sophora flavescens was so frightened that he burst into tears. He quickly asked Fang Xiaoyu for help: "Fang Shenren, save me. Save me quickly. If you don't save me, please save me."
I, my night cleansing is no longer guaranteed!"
This scene made everyone present couldn't help laughing.
Fang Xiaoyu also couldn't laugh or cry.
Laughter, just when the bald man was about to attack Master Sophora flavescens, Fang Xiaoyu took out a piece of Tianxiang talisman paper at a very fast speed, wrote an exorcism talisman on it, and pointed it at the bald man's Mingmen point.
He slapped it out with his palm and shouted loudly: "The Heavenly Master exorcises demons and returns to true nature."
There was a "pop" sound and the moment the talisman fell on the back of the bald man, his head suddenly shook and he immediately woke up.
When he saw that he was hugging Master Sophora flavescens's leg, and Master Sophora flavescens was crying with tears, he couldn't help but frown, pushed Master Sophora flavescens away, and cursed angrily: "I'll go, you
Old glass, you want to eat my tofu!"
"Ouch!" Master Sophora flavescens was pushed and fell heavily to the ground.
He got up angrily, pointed at the bald man and cursed: "You heartless man, you were the one eating my tofu just now. Now that you are done with it, you push me away. You...what the hell are you doing?"
Is there any humanity left?”
"You bastard, you dare to throw dirty water on me. Let's see if I don't beat you up." The bald man was so angry that he raised his hand and rushed over to beat Master Sophora flavescens.
Seeing this, Fang Xiaoyu stretched out his hand and stopped him.
"Just now, it was indeed you who bullied Master Sophora flavescens. We all saw it." Fang Xiaoyu smiled and pointed at a big tree next to the bald man and said: "If you don't believe it, see for yourself, there are still traces of blood on the bark of this tree.
Where are your paw prints and saliva!"
"Ah! This... how is this possible..." The bald man turned his palms over and looked at them. Sure enough, he saw that his hands were the color of tree bark, and his face suddenly turned red to the root of his neck.
"Nothing is impossible. There are people worse off than you!" Fang Xiaoyu smiled and pointed at another man not far in front of him.
That man was Matsushima Gun's subordinate. He followed Matsushima Gun's Onmyoji and came to the forest to break the Peach Blossom Formation. Unexpectedly, he was the first to be hit by the formation, and was fascinated by the illusion.
At this time, he was holding a big stone and making out there, chewing it until his mouth was filled with blood. Not to mention, even his clothes were torn.
Seeing this scene, the bald man was startled and said with horror on his face: "How could this happen?"
"This place must have been set up by Toshiro Ichiro. It is a composite formation, Gu formation combined with Peach Blossom formation. It is difficult to break. Okay, this is none of your business, I have a way to deal with it." Fang Xiaoyu looked serious.
The ground reminded the bald man.
"Yes! Thank you, Mr. Fang. No, it's Mr. Fang. From now on, you are my benefactor and my god. No one can regret your position in my heart." The bald man said with a look on his face.
He bowed respectfully to Fang Xiaoyu. From this moment on, he was completely convinced by Fang Xiaoyu.
"Next, you just need to protect the law for me and take care of your people." Fang Xiaoyu nodded to the bald man with satisfaction.
"Yes!" The bald man excitedly wiped his shiny bald head with his hand, with a proud smile on his face. He felt that it was a supreme honor for Fang Xiaoyu to accept him as his younger brother.
While the two were talking, Kyota Shizumi and Lu Yu ran over carrying their underwear.
"Brother Fang, the underwear you asked for is here."
"This is mine!"
The two beauties handed the underwear in their hands to Fang Xiaoyu.
"That's great. It's a pity that we still need a piece of women's underwear." Fang Xiaoyu sighed helplessly after accepting the underwear of the two beauties.
Upon hearing this, the bald man stood up immediately, patted his chest and said, "Fang Shenren, leave this matter to me! I have a good relationship with Black Swan. I think after explaining the situation to her, she
I will definitely take off my underwear and let me hand it over to you."
"Okay! You go and try. It would be best if you come." Fang Xiaoyu smiled and nodded.
"Yes! Look at me." The bald man turned around confidently and walked straight towards the black swan not far ahead.
"Let's go over and have a look." Fang Xiaoyu, Lu Yu, Kyouta Jingmei and others also followed. (To be continued)