The magical power possessed by Fang Xiaoyu had faded away, and the bull he was pressing under him struggled wildly as if it had been given blood when it saw the cow.
Fang Xiaoyu felt his hands were a little sore and couldn't bear it any longer, so he had to let go of the bull.
The bull rolled from the ground and climbed up, jumping on its hooves, making a long "moo" sound, then stood up and lay on the cow's back.
"Jin Gui, come on, come and hold the cow." Jin Gui's wife was a little embarrassed when she saw that the bull was lying on the cow, so she asked her husband to hold the cow.
The cow was not very cooperative at first, but after walking for a while, the bull steadied her and stood there motionless.
"Look, it matches!"
"Yes! This thing is really weird. You don't need anyone to teach you how to do it!"
"Do you still need to be taught? Isn't it the same for you? You have no one to teach you, so you are beaten by your man."
"Damn woman, just look at the cow, why are you trying to bully me?"
The village sisters-in-law started talking curiously one by one, watching lively as if they were watching a monkey show.
Xue Xiaoyan found her short skirt and put it on. She returned the short sleeves to Fang Xiaoyu and said gratefully: "Xiaoyu, thank you!"
"Sister-in-law, you're not hurt anywhere, are you?" Fang Xiaoyu asked with concern.
Xue Xiaoyan glanced at him and said with a slight squeamishness: "It's hurt, and you don't give my sister-in-law a massage."
"It'll be fine if she's okay." Fang Xiaoyu glanced at Xue Xiaoyan and thought to himself, I want to give you a push, but how can I have the nerve to do it in front of so many people!
Just as the two were flirting with each other, they heard an ouch coming from the ditch not far away.
"Ouch! It hurts me so much."
It was Mr. Huang who had previously claimed to be a special forces soldier.
Xue Xiaoyan ran over and asked with concern: "Mr. Huang, are you okay?"
"Sister, please give me a hand first." Mr. Huang touched his waist with his hands, feeling like a drowned rat. At this time, Zhang Qiusheng ran over and stretched out his hand to pull him up.
Mr. Huang originally wanted to take this opportunity to hold Xue Xiaoyan's little hand, but he still couldn't.
After landing, I was stunned for a while.
Seeing Mr. Huang looking so embarrassed, and thinking about how awesome and coaxing this guy was earlier, Fang Xiaoyu couldn't help but want to laugh.
Xue Xiaoyan on the side felt a little sorry. After all, Huang was pushed into the ditch by a cow in order to save himself.
Although it was Fang Xiaoyu who helped him in the end, Mr. Huang's starting point was good.
Thinking of this, she asked again with concern: "Mr. Huang, are you injured? Is it okay?"
Fang Xiaoyu deliberately answered: "Mr. Huang is a special forces soldier, and his physical fitness has always been outstanding. How could he be injured!"
After hearing this, Mr. Huang had a depressed look on his face. He wanted to say that his lower back hurt, but when he thought of the bullshit he had blown off in front of Fang Xiaoyu just now, he had to pretend to be tough and forced out a smile and said, "Sister, I'm fine! It's just that
I was pushed in the stomach, so it’s not a big problem. After all, I have been a soldier for several years, so this little pain is nothing.”
"It's fine! Then I'm relieved." Xue Xiaoyan said, and then cast her eyes on Fang Xiaoyu, with a concerned look on her face: "Xiaoyu, I just saw you being gored by that bull. Your
How is your waist? Quickly, turn around and show your sister-in-law a look."
Hearing this, Mr. Huang felt envious in his heart.
"Okay, sister-in-law, why don't you press it for me." Fang Xiaoyu deliberately lifted up his clothes.
Xue Xiaoyan placed her hands on Fang Xiaoyu's lower back and started massaging it carefully.
"Xiaoyu, does it hurt?"
"A little bit, just press it gently and it will be fine." Fang Xiaoyu closed his eyes slightly with enjoyment on his face.
In fact, he had nothing wrong with him, so he just took this opportunity to let Xue Xiaoyan press it.
Xue Xiaoyan gently used her palms to press Fang Xiaoyu, making him feel numb all over.
Seeing this scene made Mr. Huang feel sour. He really wanted to slap himself and thought, why didn't he say something was wrong with him just now?
I was pushed into the water, but this little wife only asked a few symbolic questions, "Fang Xiaoyu, what's wrong with this guy?" This little wife greeted me and gave me a massage. Just thinking about it makes me angry. It's really different from the same person.
Damn it!
Mr. Huang regretted it so much that he wanted to hit the wall. If he had known this, he wouldn't have acted like this. Damn it, it's a small thing to get hurt, but in the end, others got all the benefits.
After Xue Xiaoyan massaged Fang Xiaoyu for a while, Fang Xiaoyu breathed a sigh of relief with satisfaction and said: "Okay", and then Xue Xiaoyan stopped.
"Sister-in-law, let's go over and take a look! These two are busy!" Fang Xiaoyu saw that the bull was still mating with the cow, and he smiled intentionally and joked with Xue Xiaoyan.
He thought to himself that no one would hear it now anyway, so it was harmless to joke with his employees.
Xue Xiaoyan glanced at the bull, then cast her gaze on Fang Xiaoyu's face, and deliberately asked: "Xiaoyu, have you ever slept with a woman?"
"Sister-in-law, I'm so stupid, why did you involve a woman?" Fang Xiaoyu saw Xue Xiaoyan smiling at him with a wicked look on her face, and thought to herself, this sister-in-law is not to be messed with.
Xue Xiaoyan was excited, she smiled charmingly at Fang Xiaoyu and said: "What are you afraid of? If you go to bed, you go to bed. If you don't sleep, you don't sleep. My sister-in-law is someone who has been through this. You always have to understand this. When you are free in the future, you can
Let’s communicate with my sister-in-law.”
Fang Xiaoyu was just joking, but unexpectedly it aroused all kinds of speculations in this woman's mind.
He had no choice but to find a reason to get out of the way first.
"Sister-in-law, I have something else to do, so that's it for now." After saying that, Fang Xiaoyu came to Yao Qian's side.
Seeing that Yao Qian had already put on her clothes and was looking seriously at the breeding bull, she walked up to Yao Meiren and whispered a joke to her: "Village Chief Yao, are you learning about fertility?"
Yao Qian turned her head, rolled her eyes at Fang Xiaoyu angrily, and said, "Fang Xiaoyu, why are there so many crooked things in your head all day long?"
"No!" Fang Xiaoyu smiled and said: "For example, in my heart, you are actually very upright. Really, you have big breasts and a big ass, you are upright enough. I was wondering when we would do that...
"
"Boring!" Yao Qian smiled coldly and said, "Fang Xiaoyu, let me declare again. We are not the same thing. I hope you won't have any ideas about me in the future."
"Hehe! Really? Who took the initiative to hug me just now!" Fang Xiaoyu intentionally stretched out his arm, put it in front of his nose and smelled it, saying with an intoxicated look on his face: "This smells really strong! It's strong!"
"Of course. The smell of French perfume costs two thousand yuan for a bottle. How can it not smell good?" Yao Qian replied with a proud look on her face.
Fang Xiaoyu asked: "Why do I smell horseworms?"
"What is horseworm?" Yao Qian asked with her eyes widened.
"You'll know when you put it together." Fang Xiaoyu said with a smile.
"The word coquettish? Are you calling me coquettish? Fang Xiaoyu, you are going to die!" Yao Qian angrily pinched Fang Xiaoyu's thigh hard.
"Ouch! Beauty Yao, can you be a little gentler and a little more biased? Brother, my ability to reproduce will be destroyed in your hands."
Fang Xiaoyu frowned and shouted. (To be continued)