Chapter 712 Bringing the Spring Festival Night Worth Thousands of Gold
Just when Fang Xiaoyu handed the money in his hand to the landlady, Fang Xiaoyu deliberately looked surprised and said, "Mrs. landlady, you have a good face and you are a blessed person. Especially if you have good luck in your later years, look at you, the heaven is open and your chin is slightly raised.
, it just corresponds to the silver formula in the 'Xiangfa formula', 'a bag on the chin, a worry-free old age'. In the future, the son will be a virtuous husband and the husband will be filial, the better the better."
"Thank you! I never thought you could read faces!" A smile appeared on the landlady's face.
At this time, the owner of the store got dressed and came over.
He answered with some displeasure: "Young man, if you don't understand, don't talk nonsense. Does having a chin on your chin mean you will be blessed in your old age? I saw a beggar in the market opposite who was over sixty years old and had an upturned chin. Why was he still begging for food?
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Fang Xiaoyu knew that this guy was jealous, so he cleared his throat and said: "Brother, fortune telling cannot be taken out of context and read from the book. It has to be combined with all parts of the body. For example, your face, there is a saying in the fortune telling formula 'Bitou'
Big men control wealth, and women love long noses. If you look at your nose alone, you are a person who can easily make a fortune, and you are very powerful in that area, so women will naturally like you. But in fact, this is not the case.
.because of you……"
Speaking of this, Fang Xiaoyu deliberately stopped, waved his hand and said: "No more, no more!"
The owner of the restaurant couldn't help but feel a sinking feeling in his heart. He thought to himself: Does this guy know that I am not good at that?
He said to Fang Xiaoyu with a smile on his face: "Why? Brother, please tell me if you can."
Fang Xiaoyu deliberately made a very embarrassed look and said: "Brother, fortune telling is a secret thing. You have to pay a price. According to the rules of the world, it is unlucky for people to read fortunes without giving money. Because it is a waste of money.
What a disaster! I said yes, just give me money!"
"This..." The shop owner's face darkened and he began to hesitate.
At this time, the landlady had fried the rice noodles and served them to the flower girl.
Immediately, she lightly touched the shop owner with her hand and whispered: "Just spend money. I think this guy may be an expert."
The shop owner thought for a while, then smiled and said to Fang Xiaoyu: "Okay, just charge me! How much does it cost to see a photo?"
"Let it go! Some will give you one hundred, some will give you five hundred, and some will give you one thousand. If you think it's accurate, just give a little more. If you think it's not accurate, just don't give it." Fang Xiaoyu deliberately emphasized: "Maybe when I'm happy, I'll give you a little more."
It can help you adjust your luck and health!"
"Okay, buddy, just take a picture for me!" The shop owner sat down in front of Fang Xiaoyu.
Fang Xiaoyu looked at the man's face carefully and began to say bluntly: "Your nose is long and big, and the tip of your nose is meaty. Ordinarily, it should be strong in that aspect. In physiognomy, the nose is an important reference when looking at a man's reproductive ability.
One of the factors."
The shop owner replied with some confusion: "I remember I had a fortune teller before, and the fortune teller said that the best way to look at children is under their eyes."
"Yes! Why do you need to look at your nose to give birth?" The lady boss at the side also asked.
Fang Xiaoyu smiled calmly and said: "There are many ways to judge women's faces. According to the method of judging women's faces, the twelve houses are judged. Of course, children are judged by looking at the children's palace under the eyes. However, I am not
I’m helping you look after your children, but looking at your fertility. To put it simply, I’m helping you treat your illness. Because if you’re not good at that now, it will affect your happiness as a couple.”
As soon as these words came out, the couple was completely stunned. They looked at each other and were stunned for a long time.
After a while, the man turned to Fang Xiaoyu in surprise and said, "Brother, you can tell by just looking at my nose!"
Fang Xiaoyu smiled calmly and said: "Facial physiognomy is a bit similar to Feng Shui. It pays attention to shape and symmetry. For example, human ears are like the kidneys of the human body, so whether a person's kidney function is good or not depends on the corresponding facial features and ears."
"The nose is responsible for a man's fertility because the shape of the nose is similar to that of a man. On the contrary, a woman's fertility is determined by her mouth. The reason is the same as that of a man."
Having said this, Fang Xiaoyu's eyes fell on the face of the landlady, and he smiled and said: "Your wife has a big mouth and clear lip lines, which shows that she has strong fertility."
"Let's just talk about him. Why are you talking about me again?" The landlady lowered her head in embarrassment.
Fang Xiaoyu cleared his throat and continued: "Chinese culture emphasizes the echo of yin and yang, standing opposite each other. If you look at the yang side, you can infer the yin side. If the nose is yang, then the man's thing is yin. If yang is in the bright place, it is easy to see, so
To see a man’s fertility, look at his nose.”
The shop owner said to Fang Xiaoyu with some confusion: "You said my nose is growing well, but why do you say there is something wrong with me?"
Fang Xiaoyu couldn't help but laugh: "A well-grown nose means that the corresponding part of your nose is growing well, but a man's fertility also depends on his kidneys. Now we have to look at your ears again."
"The facial features corresponding to the ears are the kidneys. Your ears are slightly outward and dry in color, which shows that your kidney qi is insufficient. A man with insufficient kidney qi is like giving you a Ferrari sports car, but the fuel tank in the car
There's no gas in it. Do you think you can still run?"
"That's it!" The shop owner touched his ear with his hand in embarrassment and said, "Is there any way to add some oil to the car to make this Fang Lali sports car run?"
"Yes, yes, but these medicinal materials are difficult to obtain!" Fang Xiaoyu smacked his lips and said.
The shop owner knew at a glance that Fang Xiaoyu wanted money, and immediately winked at his wife and said, "Arlin, go get the money."
"Okay!" The proprietress twisted her body, ran to the back room, and took out a thousand yuan. The shop owner took the money from her hand and handed it to Fang Xiaoyu: "Brother, this is the money in my shop today.
I have all the money for business. Take it first! If you can help me take care of this disease, I will reward you heavily in the future."
Fang Xiaoyu originally wanted to take back some of the late night snack money, but he didn't expect this guy to be so generous.
He thought for a while, then took out a pen and paper, prescribed a pair of Yang-supporting medicines, and then took out the Dog King and Tiger Penis wine, poured some into a disposable cup, and handed it to the shop owner along with the Yang-supporting medicines.
"Come! Brother, you are a nice person. I'll give you a good fortune tonight! It's a grievance to come back only once a week. A spring night is worth a thousand pieces of gold! Drink it first! Drinking it is equivalent to
If the Ferrari is refueled, it will be running in no time."
After the shop owner took the wine from Fang Xiaoyu's hand, he raised his long neck and drank all the wine in the cup.
After more than ten minutes, he felt that his blood was surging. He grabbed the shop owner's hand with excitement, swallowed his saliva and said: "Honey, I feel like I'm eighteen years old again. Really!"
"Go, you don't know how many times you have said this."
"It's different, this time it's real. If you don't believe it, just take a look."
The couple flirted with each other, and the landlady's face turned red, and her heart felt itchy again. (To be continued)