Yu Wenhui kept alternating his left and right hands for hundreds of times!
but……
The mobile phone is singing: Don’t turn it off, don’t turn it off, I won’t turn it off, I just won’t turn it off for you.
——Always black screen!
It’s just a black screen. This damn mobile phone also turned up the external volume to the maximum and played a song: “Let’s get gay!”
This song is a new song by the famous online singer "A Bowl of Thick White Porridge".
Yu Wenhui was pushed by a friend, so he clicked on the link out of curiosity, and then something tragic happened! His phone played a dirty song loudly, but he couldn't turn it off.
He really hoped that the battery of this broken mobile phone would run out. However, this broken mobile phone, which usually needed a power bank to save life, was particularly strong this time. It played a single song for more than two hours, and the external volume was still not weak.
Especially when he was on his way to get off work, or in the subway in Beijing, which was packed with people. There were so many people like crucian carp in a can, and there was no gap at all. Everyone looked at him with strange eyes, exchanging glances.
With: "Is this some kind of gay club that comes to the subway to recruit new members? What a magical trick, it's rare that they can find such a shameless promoter!" and other messages.
Yu Wenhui took a deep breath of air, and then said calmly: "Whose phone is this? No one claimed it, so I just put it on the seat!"
Yu Wenhui reluctantly put his newly bought mobile phone on the seat in front of him. He originally wanted to stuff it between the two passengers who were sitting closely together, but because he was too excited, he stuffed it into one of the chubby men.
In the passenger's crotch.
The male passenger's face turned red and he whispered: "How do you know he's gay?"
Yu Wenhui's face turned red immediately. He really wanted to swear on the spot by pointing at the 12T of "serious materials" in his eight hard drives that he was a straight man like steel! If he hadn't brought the 12T of study materials with him, he would have impulsively included them.
It was announced to the public.
As for the consequences...
If you spread xxoo information, you will definitely be arrested!
As soon as the subway arrived at the station, Yu Wenhui got off the train ahead of time when he was still twelve stops away from going home. He had no shame in taking back his mobile phone that was still trying to play "Let's get gay" and left it with the guy "Who is he?"
gay”.
Yu Wenhui, who took two hours longer than usual to get home, felt extremely depressed. When he turned on the computer, his first reaction was to search for cheap mobile phones. Without mobile phones, modern people have no way to live their lives. It is like losing
He has lost the ability to breathe. However, he has only graduated not long ago, and his income is not too high. The mobile phone he discarded today was also a new one. He really has no money to bother with anymore, so he can only watch the cheapest youth version of each brand.
.
Just when Yu Wenhui was seriously comparing the price-performance ratio of various thousand-yuan phones, an uninvited pop-up window popped up, and the background music was actually the same song "Let's Come and Get Gay".
Yu Wenhui almost smashed the computer. Fortunately, he had quick eyesight and clicked on the small button in the upper right corner of the pop-up window, which finally suppressed this "devil impulse".
"If I smash the computer again, I will have to eat pickles for at least three months. The losses today have been too great and I can't lose more money."
Yu Wenhui touched the computer distressedly, affectionately like a king comforting his wronged ministers, but he was attracted by a page with a very eye-catching title that read: Give a cell phone for one yuan.
Yu Wenhui knew that this so-called big delivery was definitely unreliable, and it might be some kind of spam site that lurks viruses or Trojans, but he still couldn't help but rely on his professional background and clicked it with a weak hand.
This page is very clean, and a page to fill in the address will pop up soon.
Yu Wenhui hesitated for a moment and tried to fill in his address. Then he saw the page turned to a countdown. He was shocked and thought he had downloaded a time bomb.
Fortunately, the brain with an engineering background told him rationally that the computer network had not yet evolved to the level of transmitting physical objects, so he read the page carefully with lingering fear. This countdown was actually the countdown for the delivery of the mobile phone, which showed that there were still twenty-nine minutes.
It can be delivered to your home in eight seconds.
Yu Wenhui sighed and cursed: "It's so fast. Do you think it's a food delivery?"
He finally believed that he had indeed encountered a scammer's website. As for what the other party wanted to deceive, he was not sure yet. Maybe it was to collect private information, maybe to install a Trojan horse. Anyway, Yu Wenhui didn't care too much. He himself was a computer expert and needed computer protection.
The level is very high and cannot be solved by ordinary hackers. Even if it is solved, it doesn't matter. There will be nothing valuable on his desktop.
Just as he continued to work hard to compare which cheap mobile phone had the best value for money, and was almost forgetting to sleep and eat, the doorbell suddenly rang. He hesitated for a moment, even though he remembered that he had not ordered takeout, nor had he purchased anything online recently, nor did he owe the landlady.
For the money, I still went to open the door.
A guy wearing a yellow courier uniform handed him a package very skillfully. He didn't even ask for a signature, didn't say much, and didn't even ask if he was the consignee. He was so cool.
Turn around and leave.
Yu Wenhui was left in a mess in the wind. This was the first time he had received such an outrageous express delivery.
"Did someone else's express mail get delivered to the wrong person?"
Yu Wenhui quickly saw the recipient's name, which was himself. Then he was sure that it was not the courier boy who made the mistake. If there was a mistake, it would be the fault of this society.
He found a paper knife, opened the express package, and saw an unusually simple package, with a circle of corrugated paper on the outside and a ball of old newspapers inside...
The innermost part is a mobile phone that lacks any packaging or accessories, and does not even come with a charging cable.
Only then did he remember the page that offered a mobile phone for one dollar.
"Did you actually give me a mobile phone? No! It costs one yuan to give a mobile phone to me. I didn't even give one yuan. What logic was used to send this mobile phone? Now the author wants to give the protagonist
Goldfinger, have you started writing books without talking about the most basic logic?"
While Yu Wenhui complained, he put the corrugated paper and old newspapers in the trash can and took out a long and narrow mobile phone.
Yes! It’s narrow and long.
This phone actually has an extremely rare and weird 21:9 resolution. The entire front is a screen, there are no buttons at all, and the screen-to-body ratio is as high as 98.888%.
Just as Yu Wenhui was trying to figure it out, there was no camera, speaker or microphone on the front of this phone. What black technology was used to make it possible to make calls? His fingers found the answer from the touch on the back. He turned the phone over and found
Many things that should be in the front are placed in the back. As long as you fantasize a little bit and turn the phone over with the screen facing out when making a call, you can understand how "big" this phone is.
"No wonder it's one yuan for free. Such a weird design is like asking the buyer for a dollar! The courier guy walked so fast, he must have swallowed one yuan of my money."
Yu Wenhui was extremely curious about this weird mobile phone, so he immediately pressed the power button...