The next morning, Yu Wenhui got up on time and washed up a little. He was used to buying something for breakfast on the road, so there was no need to open the fire. He took his wallet and keys and hurried downstairs to catch the subway.
After walking out of the community, he suddenly remembered that he actually already had a car. By the way... he also had a girlfriend, and they had made an appointment to go to work together today.
Yu Wenhui slapped his head hard and muttered: "I was so excited yesterday. I played the game for so long, encountered such strange things, and... I saw Kou Xiaohan again, and I haven't switched over yet.
, it’s a bit difficult to distinguish between games and reality.”
He lost his cell phone on the subway, and the new one hadn't arrived yet. He had no choice but to go back and drive the car out, went around to the downstairs of Wang Wenjing's house, and secretly rang the doorbell.
Wang Wenjing's slightly anxious voice came from the intercom and asked: "Are you a courier?"
Yu Wenhui lowered his voice and said: "I'm here to take you to work. Your boyfriend gave you a drip. He couldn't come to pick you up because he had something to do." There was silence for a while on the intercom, and then Wang Wenjing's disappointed words were heard.
The voice said softly: "I'll be down right away. Master, please wait a moment."
Wang Wenjing was actually not in a good mood. She didn't expect her boyfriend to be so unreliable. She actually had Yu Wenhui's phone number, but when she called her, a sissy man always asked her who she was? She couldn't help but think of the worst.
.The least worst of them was being let go, the worst...it was beyond her imagination. The sissy man who answered the phone gave her a very ominous premonition.
"He still remembered to pick me up, so it probably wasn't something particularly abnormal. Maybe... he just let the pigeon fly!"
In order to go to work with Yu Wenhui, Wang Wenjing got up half an hour early today. She also washed herself up and even made a loving breakfast. She knew some of Yu Wenhui's living habits, such as his habit of buying breakfast on the street.
Now... Of course Wang Wenjing felt that her pretty eyes were showing off to a blind man, but she still held out hope that something might happen, and didn't want her hard work all morning to be in vain, so she took an insulated lunch box with her when she went out.
Wang Wenjing walked downstairs lazily. When she saw Yu Wenhui standing upright next to the Volvo S90, her emotions suddenly rose from the bottom of the valley. Her eyes were smiling like crescent moons. She smiled and said: "You are standing next to someone else."
What are you doing next to your car? Could it be possible that you really borrowed a car to see me off?"
Yu Wenhui smiled and did not explain. In fact, the car came from his ex-girlfriend as a gift. This kind of source is not suitable to tell his current girlfriend.
Especially, he is still a kept one!
It is even more forbidden to reveal such a secret.
Wang Wenjing sat in the car, couldn't help but cheered, bit her lip, and suppressed the urge to give Yu Wenhui a passionate kiss. She was actually more shy. Yesterday was the most courageous time in her life. She couldn't do it.
For such a passionate thing, I could only hand over the insulated lunch box with my face flushed.
Yu Wenhui didn't start the car, but took the millet porridge from the insulated lunch box, drank a few mouthfuls, and asked: "You seem to know me very well! We don't meet many times in the company, right? When did you first have an impression of me?
?”
The relationship between the two people is a bit weird. It is not a blind date, nor can it be regarded as free love, nor can it be said to be love at first sight, so Yu Wenhui wants to know what attracts this silly girl to him.
Wang Wenjing said with a blushing face: "Once, at the company's meeting, the boss said: That's the summary of today's work, let Yu Wenhui tell everyone a joke to relax! I still remember the joke you told at that time. You
At that time, I took a sip of iced black tea, and raised the drink bottle as my opening statement, saying: I was passing by an art school, and I remembered that girls would pick up girls when they put drink bottles on the car. In a pragmatic and scientific spirit,
I bought two boxes of Pulse, one box of green tea, and used double-sided tape to stick it all over the cars on the street. The whole company laughed at that time. I sprayed the drink in my mouth and ruined a new one of my colleagues.
skirt."
Yu Wenhui also thought of that time and couldn't help but laugh: "I know everyone is anxious to go home, so I will keep the story short and condense the details." He reproduced the scene of that day in a weird voice: "I was particularly grateful to two people at that time. One was
The eldest brother who called the police was Officer Wang who responded to the police at that time. If it weren't for the two of them, I would have been beaten to death by dozens of car owners. I was protected by more than a dozen police officers, majestically following dozens of car owners.
The lecturer said that it is impossible for ordinary people like you to experience that kind of experience."
Although Wang Wenjing had heard this joke, she still couldn't help laughing. After a while, she suddenly asked: "This joke... is actually not made up. Have you really done this?"
With a mouthful of millet porridge, Yu Wenhui sprayed the front window of Volvo S90 with a "big flower". The millet porridge splattered on the windshield into a spider web shape, which was very post-modern art style.
Yu Wenhui didn't have time to worry about his car. He was choked by Wang Wenjing's words and kept coughing, trying to spit out the stuff in his throat. It wasn't bad, it was just some food.
Wang Wenjing was at a loss, so she patted Yu Wenhui's back carefully several times, and rummaged through her small bag to find something to wipe his mouth with.
Yu Wenhui's face was full of millet porridge, while Wang Wenjing's face was embarrassed and a bit unable to hold back a smile. Their faces were not on the same level, one was a material level, and the other was a standard emotion.
Although Yu Wenhui had just met his ex-girlfriend Kou Xiaohan not long ago, this meeting made him realize that there is no possibility for the two of them, that there is no hope for his ex-girlfriend to get back together, and he has no plans to put up a chastity memorial, so he does not refuse to rejuvenate. In fact, he refuses
Yes, but his integrity broke down his resistance.
Another reason why he didn't reject Wang Wenjing was: this girl is cute and fun, pretty good-looking, and has a pretty good figure.
Yes, Yu Wenhui agreed to date Wang Wenjing, not only because he really had no money at the time and urgently needed to sell his virginity to save money, but also because he had a good impression of Wang Wenjing. If it were a female colleague whose appearance was less than 50%, he would definitely be honest.
Borrowed money.
However, he never expected that Wang Wenjing would actually say such a thing. His face was full of millet porridge, and he said sadly: "Can you still let me eat breakfast? When others are drinking porridge, you talk about such cold words."
A joke that's off guard can really make people laugh to death."