Chapter 330 I will sleep on the couch in the future, and you will sleep on the ground
Dark clouds cover the moon, half-hidden and half-hidden. Insects chirp in the corner, sometimes strong and sometimes weak.
In the courtyard where Guan Fangyi lives, the window panes are brightly lit.
Niu Youdao came under the moonlight and was stopped at the gate of the yard. Niu Youdao smiled and asked the blocker, "Don't you know who the current owner of Fufang Garden is? You want me to let the matchmaker kick you."
Are you leaving Fufang Garden?"
The guards at the door looked at each other, one continued to stay, and the other quickly went inside to report.
Niu Youdao ignored him and forced his way in, but the other person stopped him and it was wrong, and he didn't stop him.
Niu Youdao ignored that person's mood. At this time, many people had different moods, and he couldn't understand them.
The informant came back, passed by Niu Youdao, and turned back to look at Niu Youdao's back coldly.
A maid came out of the closed door. She quickly closed the door and blocked the door. She said nervously: "Sir, my master is taking a bath. Please wait."
Niu Youdao inhaled the wings of his nose. Sure enough, there was the fragrant smell of bathing. It was probably not a lie, but he didn't know how long this angry woman would keep herself dry. He immediately shouted: "Matchmaker, give you a moment, a moment
Then I broke in."
Guan Fangyi's curses immediately came from inside, "I just soaked in the water, there's not enough time, just wait!"
"What you said doesn't count!" Niu Youdao replied, turned back to the courtyard, and looked up to admire the moon that was sometimes covered by dark clouds.
"Son of a bitch..." There was a muttering of curses in the room, and they didn't name anyone, but both the curser and the scolded knew who they were cursing.
The maid stood guard at the door and stared closely at Niu Youdao, who had her back turned to this side.
Guan Fangyi was still punctual, and within a moment, she opened the door and came out, and two maids carried out a large bathtub.
Guan Fangyi, who had long hair hanging back, walked up to Niu Youdao who was standing with his hands behind his back, looked at his indifferent face with his head raised to the moon, and asked, "What's the matter?"
Niu Youdao leaned back slightly, stretched his head to the side and sniffed her, "It smells so good. You can recognize a beauty by smelling it. What kind of spices are used?"
The phrase "You can recognize a beauty by smelling her fragrance" made Guan Fangyi amused, and she chuckled, "You can guess for yourself."
Niu Youdao: "There are ready-made raw materials in Qingshan County. When I get back to Qingshan County, I will get you some perfume. Sprinkle it on your body and it will smell good. I hope you like it."
Guan Fangyi didn't seem to believe it, and said with disdain: "We'll wait until you come back alive."
Niu Youdao turned around, took her arm and turned her around, caressed her back and took her back, "Say in the house."
"Don't move your hands or feet!" Guan Fangyi turned around and shook his hand twice.
Niu Youdao used his sword as a crutch, smiled and took one step ahead, entering her room first. He looked left and right after entering, and there was still a faint fragrance after bathing in the room.
Guan Fangyi followed, "You're trying so hard, don't you really want to sleep with me?"
Niu Youdao walked around her room and said, "It's exquisite and elegant, the furnishings are simple, and it's quite stylish. It doesn't match your reputation."
Guan Fangyi pursed her lips, "Stop beating around the bush and tell me clearly. Why are you staring at me?"
Niu Youdao walked up to her, stood in front of Chu Jian, and teased: "It's not that complicated, I just want to sleep with you."
Guan Fangyi sneered: "You can sleep with me if you want, but you have to follow my rules."
Niu Youdao said with great interest: "What are the rules? Can you tell me about them?"
Guan Fangyi: "You have to be able to sleep with me."
Niu Youdao: "What ability?"
Guan Fangyi: "If you can make me unable to refuse and force me to sleep with you, then that's your ability. If you don't have this ability, you have to have something handy. I like talented men, such as Qin
If there is anything in chess, calligraphy and painting that satisfies me, I will follow you."
Niu Youdao smiled and asked: "What is the standard that satisfies you?"
Guan Fangyi walked to the couch, turned around and shook her long hair, sat down, and crossed her legs, "My standards are divided into upper, middle and lower grades. The upper ones will naturally sleep with you, and the middle ones can only sleep on the ground.
, you inferior, get out."
Niu Youdao said with a smile but not a smile: "It seems that you have the final say whether the standards are good or bad. If you don't want others to take advantage of you and don't want to offend others, most of them will probably have to sleep underground. But who can tell the difference clearly to outsiders?
Yes or no?"
Guan Fangyi suddenly stared at him.
Niu Youdao turned around, walked to the door, closed the door first, then came back, sat on her couch, sat next to her, lowered his voice, "You can't hear what you say here, can you?"
"If I don't call, people won't hear you." Guan Fangyi replied, looking him up and down again: "Why are you so sneaky?"
Niu Youdao took out a piece of paper from his sleeve and shook it out. It was her deed of betrayal. He showed it to her, then twisted it into a ball and crushed it into powder in his hands.
Guan Fangyi was a little surprised, then raised her eyebrows and said: "Don't think that you can thank me like this. Now that everyone knows it, it doesn't matter whether you have this piece of paper or not."
"At least I can't just sell you around. If your heart is not with me, there is really no point in keeping this piece of paper." Niu Youdao said, looked at her and said seriously: "Before you return to Qingshan County, sleep with me.
Together, don't get me wrong, I'm not sleeping with you, I'm not interested in you, I can sleep on the floor."
He said he was not interested in her, which made Guan Fangyi curl up her lips, "I'm still thinking about going back to Qingshan County. Can you go back?"
Niu Youdao asked: "If I kill Wei Chu, can I escape smoothly?"
Guan Fangyi was shocked, "Are you crazy? Is he so restless? Not to mention that he is King Jin's confidant, if he can survive until now, if he is really so easy to kill, King King Jin's opponents would have taken action long ago.
It's not your turn to take action. I'm telling you, don't mess around and drag me into the water."
Niu Youdao ignored this and asked, "Do you know Su Zhao, the proprietress of Baiyunjian?"
Guan Fangyi was startled for a moment, "Don't change the subject, you can't mess around, I still want to live a few more years."
Niu Youdao: "Do you recognize Su Zhao?"
Guan Fangyi: "Of course I know her. I've met her many times. Why are you asking her?"
Niu Youdao: "Can you remember her appearance?"
Guan Fangyi: "Nonsense, I'm not blind."
Niu Youdao stood up immediately, walked to a table, took out another roll of white paper from his sleeve, spread it out on the table, and pressed the corners with random things on the table.
Guan Fangyi was curious, took a closer look, and asked, "What are you doing?"
Niu Youdao had already taken out a prepared charcoal pencil, "What's her face shape?"
"Oval face!"
As soon as Guan Fangyi finished speaking, Niu Youdao had already put down his pen and quickly drew a rough outline of an oval face on the paper.
Guan Fangyi was surprised. It was the first time she saw someone painting like this. Niu Youdao asked again: "What kind of hairstyle does she usually use?"
Having roughly understood what he meant, Guan Fangyi replied: "It's just a regular bun worn by women, nothing special."
She said, he painted, asked and answered questions.
The more I looked at it, the more novel it became. There was no need to ask anymore. She would remind her from time to time, "The eyebrows should be longer...the eyes should be bigger...the cheeks should be rounder..."
After a while, the portrait of the woman was finally painted and modified, but some places were dark and unseemly.
Niu Youdao tore off the top piece of paper and copied it again on the bottom piece. His brush strokes were quick and he quickly copied a clean portrait.
After the painting was completed, Niu Youdao stepped aside and asked her to look at it again, "Let's see how it looks. Does it look like it? There's not much difference, right?"
Guan Fangyi nodded slightly, "It's a nine-pointed portrait. It looks like this. What's missing is the charm. I asked, what's your painting method?" Her eyes were a little bright.
Just like it! Niu Youdao took it and looked at it, sighing in his heart. He originally wanted to draw it after meeting Yuan Gang, but the two could not meet and did not dare to meet.
In fact, even if it wasn't for the portrait, he still wanted to see Yuan Gang. He believed that Yuan Gang also wanted to see him. However, the blood experience in his previous life told them that they could not meet in this situation!
"If I draw it in front of you, I can definitely make up for the lack of charm. Do you want me to draw one for you too?" Niu Youdao asked while folding the portrait in his hand.
"I think!" Guan Fangyi nodded with gleaming eyes, and suddenly said warily: "There won't be any conditions, right?"
"So smart, two conditions."
"What conditions?"
"From now on, I will sleep on the couch and you will sleep on the ground."
"Are you still a man? What about the second condition?"
"Have someone call Shen Qiu over."
"Is this the second condition?"
"Do you agree? If you don't agree, I won't paint anymore. One of my paintings is worth one hundred thousand gold coins!"
"Only a ghost can believe it!" Guan Fangyi rolled her eyes at him, but she quickly walked over to open the door and asked someone to call Shen Qiu.
After a while, Shen Qiu came. Niu Youdao called him aside, gave him the folded painting, and whispered in a low voice: "Send this thing home immediately and ask my family to forward it to Beizhou..."
After some instructions, Shen Qiu nodded silently, finally agreed, took the things and left quickly.
Guan Fangyi said disdainfully: "You are sneaky and you can tell at a glance that you are up to no good. What do you mean by targeting Su Zhao? Let me tell you, behind her is the King of the West Courtyard. That prince is in charge of the royal family.
The influence is not small.”
Niu Youdao closed the door, turned around and asked, "Are you going to paint again?"
Guan Fangyi immediately walked to the dressing table, sat in front of the dressing table, and took the comb, "Wait a minute, I'll clean it up first, my hair is disheveled like a crazy woman."
"No, just draw like this."
"How can that be done? It's so ugly."
"It's okay if I say it. You are old and your appearance is not as charming and charming as yours. I believe my vision will not be wrong."
"Niu Youdao!" Guan Fangyi got angry and turned around to glare.
"Are you ready to draw? Get on the couch and lie on your side..."
In the end, Guan Fangyi was tricked by him into lying on the couch, lying on her side.
Under Niu Youdao's command, he supported his head with one arm, bent his legs, and assumed a flirtatious posture, which made the woman look angry and obviously dissatisfied, but she was obedient and allowed herself to be manipulated.
Niu Youdao took the small incense burner in the room, lit it, and placed it in front of her, as if lying on his side to smell the incense.
Then he moved the painting table in front of the couch and started painting.