1087. Chapter 1087 A bloody case caused by a mouthful of saliva
Su Lin rubbed his calf, then walked to Monk Kong Kongzhi, looked at him condescendingly, and said with a smile: "Now, it's time for you to call me uncle, right?"
The new monks around him didn't know what was going on, and they all looked at Su Lin with wide eyes.
Master uncle?
When did they suddenly have a senior uncle, they who were just about to attack Su Lin in a group immediately restrained their actions. After all, if Su Lin was really their senior uncle, they would be guilty of the following.
Let's wait and see, even Monk Kong has the same idea.
Because Su Lin was able to defeat Monk Kong Zhi with the power of his body, which explains the problem.
Everyone knows that the body of the world cultivates the sound of heaven.
As we all know, the origin of physical training is Tianyin Temple, and the most powerful physical training can be regarded as coming from Tianyin Temple. Su Lin himself admitted that he practiced the "Arhat Golden Body Technique", and he seemed to be practicing better than Kong Zhi.
The monk is still powerful. What does this mean? This means that Su Lin really has a deep connection with Tianyin Temple. It is not impossible that he is really their uncle.
"Hmph——!" Monk Kong Zhi snorted coldly, but did not call Master Su Lin.
"Look, look, are you still not convinced?" Su Lin said with a smile, "You said that I have defeated you, but you still don't believe me? What on earth did I do to make you believe that I am your uncle?"
"Ah!" Monk Kongzhi spat at Su Lin. Su Lin tilted his head and dodged away. However, there were still some fragments of spit flying on his face.
"I will not admit your identity as a successful king or a defeated bandit. I admit that you are more powerful than me. If you have the ability, just kill me!"
While listening to Monk Kongzhi's words, Su Lin wiped his face with his sleeves.
He felt that Monk Kongzhi was really stupid, downright stupid.
"I wonder if you monks from Tianyin Temple, in addition to practicing martial arts, would watch TV, surf the Internet, care about national affairs, watch Japanese soldiers, and enjoy international blockbusters!"
Everyone was stunned, wondering why Su Lin suddenly asked this seemingly inappropriate question at this time.
Su Lin didn't care about everyone's reaction, but continued to talk to himself: "When I was watching a movie before, I summed up the three most stupid behaviors of the protagonist. Do you know what they are?"
"Do you know which three they are?" Seeing that Monk Kong Zhi didn't answer, Su Lin asked the others.
"Don't think about it, I know you don't know!" Su Lin said with a smile.
"Let me tell you! The first stupid thing is that when he was about to go to bed with the heroine, he immediately reached a critical moment, but at this time, a phone call suddenly came, and in order to answer the phone, the hero actually paralyzed his body
, her eyes were blurred, and the heroine who urgently needed the hero’s comfort was left aside.”
"Haha, I just can't figure it out. What kind of phone call is so important? There are usually so many missed calls and no one is dead. Why do you have to answer this call today? Besides, how many times do people do that kind of thing?
Would a man stop to answer the phone? No matter, I don’t think the male protagonist is stupid, but the screenwriter is definitely not a man.”
"If I were the screenwriter, I would definitely not arrange it like this. Men all know how to do it -!"
"The second stupid thing is that the male protagonist was scarred, tried his best to defeat the villain, and finally suddenly became kind-hearted and spared his life. As a result, not only did the villain not
I sincerely repented and knew that I was wrong, but instead I jumped over the wall and launched a fatal blow before I died. Either I killed the male protagonist or the male protagonist's woman. Of course, it is also possible to kill the male protagonist's brother. You say, normal people
Would he make such a mistake? How stupid is this person? Anyway, I can’t figure it out!”
Everyone was silent. Everyone was attracted by Su Lin's words unconsciously. Some people were even thinking about whether Su Lin's words were right or wrong.
Su Lin didn't give them too much thought about what the third idiot was. After all, in Su Lin's view, with their IQs, they couldn't figure it out no matter how much time they were given.
"What about this third idiot——"
At this point, Su Lin's face suddenly darkened, and then he said in a low voice: "This is what you are doing now. Do you know that your current behavior is very stupid? You were knocked to the ground by a strong man, and you can't win even if you can't beat him or scold him.
I just want to spit. Do you think your perfume is poisonous, but your saliva is poisonous? Why, can spitting a few mouthfuls of saliva poison me to death, or can it ruin my appearance? It can put a hole in my face.
Or am I infected with the virus and my life is in danger? What is this? Disgusting? Or humiliating? You are a cultivator, when did you ever hear that disgusting and humiliating can make people die?"
Everyone couldn't help but remain silent, feeling that Su Lin's words really made sense.
"But do you know that because you spat at me, even though I ran away, I felt very unhappy - so I wanted to hit you."
After Su Lin finished speaking, before everyone understood what he meant by beating someone, he took action, not with a foot.
“Bang bang bang bang!” “Bang bang bang bang—!”
In just a moment, Su Lin kicked Monk Kong Zhi several times, each kick very hard, and while kicking, he also cursed: "Now I feel like I am stupid and stupid. Let me tell you, this is vomiting."
A mouthful of spit caused a murder."
Monk Kongzhi's face was distorted, he endured the severe pain in his body, and shouted: "Why are you still standing there, beat him!"
This sentence was not spoken to Su Lin, but to the monks of Tianyin Temple.
Regardless, the monks from Tianyin Temple looked at each other at this time, and no one stood up.
Putting aside the authenticity of Su Lin's identity, Su Lin's strength alone was very difficult for them. Even Kong Zhi, one of the top ten masters of the younger generation, was not Su Lin's opponent. They were not here to give Su Lin a gift.
Food?
What's more, if Su Lin is really their master uncle, and Su Lin wants to settle accounts with his wife, the result will be even more exciting. After all, who would want to offend their elders if they have no choice but to do so?
After kicking for a while, Su Lin felt that it was almost done, and Su Lin also stopped.
"Okay, one of you, please help Master Kongzhi aside to rest!" After Su Lin finished speaking, he clapped his hands and stood aside.
Immediately, two people came out and put the dying Kong Zhi aside. Su Lin had just struck harder, but at this time Kong Zhi had already fallen into a semi-conscious state.
At this time, more and more cultivators came to the stone gate. They all looked at Su Lin curiously, pointed at Su Lin, and secretly guessed Su Lin's identity.