"Come with me!" The man laughed ferociously, and then said: "I want him to kneel at my feet and lick the noodle soup off my body!"
"Boss, if he kneels at your feet, he won't be able to lick the noodle soup off your clothes!" the bald boy kindly reminded the man.
"Pa—!" The man slapped the bald man on the bald head and said angrily: "I am using a metaphor. Do you know what a metaphor is? How many times have I told you?"
The man felt that this bald boy was really embarrassing to him, and he thought he should have a serious talk with him.
"Boss, what did you tell me - how many times?" The bald man looked at the man and asked a little puzzled.
"I said that when we come out to hang out, we should have some style! At least before the fight, we should say something powerful." The man said.
"Yes, yes!" The bald man seemed to be very afraid of the leading man, and said: "The boss is right, let him lick the noodle soup off you!"
"Okay!" The man looked at the bald man, and then said: "Stop talking nonsense, now we are going to beat someone up!"
"Yes, yes, let's go beat them up now!" the bald man said.
"You guys, don't hit people!" The landlady said at this time. She originally wanted to step forward, but she thought it would be useless if she went up, so she just said one sentence in the end.
When the leading man heard what the landlady said, he turned to look at her and said, "Why are you worried about your wild man so quickly? Don't worry, I'll deal with you after I deal with him!"
Su Lin couldn't help but frown slightly after listening to the words of this small group of men.
The words are really unpleasant. The quality of the island people is a bit poor. Even a good-tempered person like him can't help but want to beat people up.
After finishing speaking, the man looked at Su Lin and said, "Boy, I was in a good mood today, but you ruined it. How do you think I should punish you?"
"The boss is right, punish him!" The bald man seemed to feel that he had not flattered him well just now, so at this time he quickly echoed what his boss said, so as to show that the boss has style.
"Pah——!"
The bald man's bald head received another slap from the leading man, "You idiot, when the boss raises a problem, you guys should find a way to solve it - are you waiting for me to come up with a way to punish you?"
"Yes, yes, the boss is right, stop fighting, the more you fight, the more stupid you will become!"
"Then have you figured out how to punish him?" the leading man asked.
"Let him kneel down and lick the noodle soup off the boss's body?" the bald man said.
"Pah——!"
The bald man received another slap on his bald head.
"How the hell do you have such a brain? Ah? Isn't that what you said? It's a metaphor. Do you know what a metaphor is? You know he can't do it, so what kind of punishment is that?" the leading man said angrily.
, and the remaining few people were also silent, and none of them dared to speak.
"Boss, he poured the noodle soup on you, right?" the bald man said.
"Yes!" The leading man looked at the bald man, "Did you just find out?"
"Then - why not, let's pour the noodle soup on him too!" said the bald man.
The leading man thought for a moment, then slapped the bald man on the head again and said, "How can you explain such a simple thing?"
"Then - boss, are we still going to mess around?" The bald man was frightened by the leading man. He covered his head and asked with an aggrieved look on his face.
"Splash!" said the leading man, "Why don't you splash it? If he splashes it, I have to splash it on him, not only but twice!"
"That's what the boss said!" said the bald man, "Then I'll take my brothers and splash him with noodle soup!"
"Yeah!" This time, the leading man did not hit the bald man, but nodded and said: "Go ahead, remember to splash gracefully!"
"Boss, do you have to be polite when throwing noodle soup?"
"Nonsense!" The leading man was about to take a picture of the bald man again, but this time the bald man was farther away and he didn't take the picture, so he had to give up. "Although we came out to fool around, we have now been captured by the Koga family.
Sir, if you recruit us, then we are no longer ordinary gangsters!"
"Then what are we?" the bald man asked.
"We are high-level gangsters!" The leading man thought for a while and said, "So - high-level gangsters must have the style of high-level gangsters, and even if they pour Arrancar noodles, they must be more polite!"
"Boss, when we are pouring the noodles, should we tell the boy - 'Hey, boy, we are going to splash the noodle soup on you!'" the bald man asked.
"You idiot!" The leading man glanced at the bald man and said, "When you say that, doesn't it mean you are telling him that you are going to hit him? What should I do if he is ready to avoid it?"
"..."
It seems that if you speak so loudly, people already know that you are going to mess with him!
Of course, the bald man can only think about it and dare not say it out loud.
Su Lin was originally ready to take action, but looking at these men, he was not in a hurry to take action because he had never seen such stupid gangsters.
It's really not easy for them to live so big in a place like Ueno Shibuya.
At this time, two people were already carrying two bowls of ramen and walking towards Su Lin.
Su Lin smiled and then directly picked up the chopsticks on the table.
"Shua——!"
The two chopsticks flew out like arrows.
"Ah!" "Ah!"
Then there were two screams, and at the same time, the ramen in the hands of the man holding two bowls of ramen also flew up.
"Pop!" "Pap!"
The ramen noodles hit their boss's body directly, and the scalding hot noodle soup made the leading man scream "Ouch".
The reason is very simple. The noodle soup Su Lin just served was just warm noodle soup, and the ramen his two boys brought out was just fresh out of the oven, and the temperature did not drop much. It hurt to pour such hot noodle soup on your body just thinking about it.
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"Eight Yalu!" the leading man couldn't help but yelled, "Do you fucking want to burn me to death?"
"Quick, quick, cold water, go find me cold water!"
"Yes, yes, boss, I'll go right away!" The bald man immediately ran into the kitchen and scooped out a ladle of cold water.
"Boss, here comes the cold water!" the bald man said.
"Splash, splash me quickly! You're damn good at splashing!" The leading man said immediately after seeing the cold water.
"puff--!"
The bald man poured a ladle of water on the leading man.
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