Hearing Han Xiaoxiao's words, Su Lin quickly explained: "Oh, I'm not talking about you! I'm talking about the goddess, the bottom of the goddess! You just think of the goddess as a beautiful woman you don't know..."
At this time, Sun Guangping also glanced at Han Xiaoxiao. Although he thought she looked familiar, he really couldn't remember where he had seen her. And since he couldn't remember, Sun Guangping didn't think much about it.
After all, Zhao Rong is a student at Earthsea University, and maybe Han Xiaoxiao is too. It is normal for him to have seen them in Earthsea University.
Su Lin looked at Sun Guangping and his friends, and asked in a professional and responsible tone that a teacher should have, and said: "Then let me ask you, how many meanings does this sentence express?"
"Oh, it should have several meanings!" The man holding the toy bracelet said: "It exaggerates a sad atmosphere, hints at the tragic fate of the characters, and at the same time reveals the miserable social environment.
You were beaten to set the stage. In the end, it was in sharp contrast to you who are now intact."
"Fart!" The sissy looked at the man with disdain and said, "You think you are taking the college entrance examination. There are obviously two meanings. The first meaning is that the goddess is underneath. Oh, the noodles made by the goddess are a bit salty. As for the
Speaking of another level, hey, I’m still a baby, so I’m really embarrassed to say it. Anyway, just think about it yourself!”
After saying that, he also cast a wink at Sun Guangping, showing an expression that you understand, I understand, everyone understands, which made Su Lin extremely disgusted. If he hadn't endured it, he would have gone over and slapped him in the face.
His face screamed.
Su Linruo looked at the man playing with the Wenwan bracelet thoughtfully, and finally his eyes fell on the sissy, and then said with a smile: "Your answer is correct!"
"Of course, our brother Guangping often praises me for being smart!" When the sissy heard Su Lin's words, she couldn't help but show a proud look on her face, and she couldn't help but look at Sun Guangping with even more eager eyes.
Su Lin felt a chill in his heart, but he continued to smile and said: "This sissy, no, it should be this classmate who answered very correctly. The goddess is a bit salty. If you take this sentence literally,
It does have two meanings. We can simply misunderstand that he is commenting on the fact that the noodles under the goddess put too much salt, so they taste a bit salty. At the same time, we can also associate it with another aspect in a very unhealthy way. So, this
It depends on the relationship between the obedient person and the speaker. If the obedient person and the speaker are ordinary friends, it is an evaluation of noodles. Even if the obedient person is very dissatisfied with this sentence, because
There is another layer of meaning to cover up, which will also make people feel harmless..."
"However, if the relationship between two people is an affair or a couple, then it can be extended in another direction. After all, people are emotional animals. Such a sexual interest will increase the interest of the interaction between the two.
Sex also adds interest but not obscenity, fun but not obscene, romantic but not obscene. This is the charm of our Chinese language with multiple meanings. And don’t you know that evaluating whether a man is attractive or not does not depend on him
Do you have the guts to tell dirty jokes in front of people? What’s more, when he tells a dirty joke, everyone thinks he’s funny and meaningful, and everyone likes him very much, instead of thinking he’s a big idiot!”
Having said this, Su Lin couldn't help but paused for a moment, then his eyes fell on Sun Guangping, the corners of his mouth turned up slightly, showing a sarcastic smile, and continued: "As the saying goes, give out seven points for your efforts, and leave three points behind."
Self-preservation. As for you, do your best as soon as you make a move. You get straight to the point at the beginning, and when you come in, you say you want to eat the goddess's private parts. What kind of behavior is this? This is an act of seeking death, and it directly blocks all your escape routes.
Naked, without concealing his lustful shamelessness and the turbulent desires in his body. Of course, this kind of language expression has many disadvantages..."
"First, it proves that you are indeed an out-and-out gangster. Second, it proves that you are an uneducated and unqualified gangster. Third, and most importantly, you cannot catch a girl like this.
Because a girl will never go to a bar to drink with such an uneducated and unqualified gangster. Oh, I’m talking about a good girl. If you spend a million and are willing to do it for money, you will become
There are still a lot of bad women who want to be casual and not human. Although she will call you a big idiot in her heart, she will still have a beautiful smile on her face for you, oh, no, for your money..."
"..."
The scene became very quiet. Everyone looked at Su Lin with wide eyes, as if they were looking at a primitive man from a primitive society.
"Does this idiot not want to live anymore? Damn it, he is mentally retarded!" Sun Guangping's friends all thought so.
"Damn, this guy must be mentally retarded!" Sun Guangping thought in his heart.
"Wow, uncle is so interesting, meaningful, talented, handsome, awesome, awesome, and capable. I really want to give him a child..." Han Xiaoxiao had a hint of blush on his face and stared at Su Lin without blinking.
, if it weren't for the inappropriate situation now, she would have rushed forward and hugged Su Lin.
"Brother Xiao Lin..." Zhao Rong was a little worried. When he was in school, he had heard Sun Guangping's name and knew that he was from Kyoto and had a good background. Although she knew that Su Lin was not simple, she still felt a vague feeling in her heart.
She was a little worried. She was afraid that Sun Guangping would be powerful in Kyoto. After all, Kyoto was at the feet of the emperor, far from being comparable to Dihai City.
"Brother Guangping!" When Sissy saw Sun Guangping standing there motionless, she couldn't help but feel anxious and reminded her.
"What do you want to say? You can scold you whatever you want. Brothers will help you in whatever you want to do. If anyone doesn't help you, it depends on others not following him. Don't embarrass yourself. It's not worth it!
"
To be honest, Sun Guangping was almost stifled by Su Lin's words.
He is angry, he is angry, and he feels embarrassed.
It took a lot of effort for him to say something that sounded funny and humorous. The purpose was to leave a deep impression on Zhao Rong. He thought about the first line of the meeting today for a long time on the way here.
, even the tone, movements and expressions have been rehearsed in the mind for a long time, how come they are criticized as worthless by this kid?