Su Lin clamped his legs together, trapping Mu Xue's slender thighs.
"Sister, don't be so cruel!" Su Lin smiled bitterly, "You are not afraid of beating me up and you will become a living widow! It's not like you haven't tried it before!"
"Humph!" Mu Xue snorted coldly, her pretty face turning even redder, "You're not afraid that Xia Yuan will see her, she's still a child!"
"Hehehehe..." Su Lin chuckled and said, "Isn't she washing her face in the bathroom? I can't see her now!"
"Let me go!" Mu Xue struggled, but Su Lin tightened his grip.
"What do you want to do? Xia Yuan is coming out soon!" Mu Xue glared at Su Lin fiercely.
Mu Xue struggled again, but Su Lin responded.
At this time, Mu Xue also felt that there were huge bad things pressing on her thighs. She had already experienced human affairs, so she still didn't know that those were Su Lin's bad things.
What's more, what made her so shy was that Su Lin's bad thing actually jumped and jumped as she rubbed it. Only then did Mu Xue realize that it turned out that Su Lin was deliberately causing trouble.
"Bad guy!" Mu Xue rolled her eyes at Su Lin.
"Where?" Su Lin looked innocent, "I'll help you fight the bad guys!"
"That's you!"
"What's wrong with me?"
"You still ask, why don't you know how to read?"
"You say I'm a bad guy, so you should tell me where I'm bad, right?" Su Lin laughed, "You have to let people die, right?"
As a result, Mu Xue, who was extremely shy, actually made an action that Su Lin had never thought of.
She grabbed Su Lin's troublesome thing in her hand with a shy look on her face. The pink color had already reached the base of her ears, but Mu Xue still held it back and said: "If you don't let go, I'll take it away."
Lose!"
While saying this, Mu Xue really started talking.
Su Lin suddenly felt comfortable and let out a low and depressed sound.
It's just that what Mu Xue said was too pornographic and violent to tear it off.
"Don't be so cruel!" Su Lin pretended to be scared and said, "It just did what it should do. If it doesn't react at all, doesn't that mean it's broken? I
But a normal man’s body parts are also very healthy, you know that!”
Mu Xue was about to say something, but at this moment, Xia Yuan also walked out of the toilet.
"dad!"
Xia Yuan's voice came, frightening Su Lin and Mu Xue to separate quickly.
The two of them were in a panic. Mu Xue accidentally stepped on a green vegetable leaf that was on the ground before she could clean it up. She slipped and let out a scream, and was about to fall down.
Su Lin reacted very quickly. He hugged Mu Xue, but he managed to step on another green vegetable leaf.
His body also slipped.
Originally, with Su Lin's strength, he could still maintain his balance after sliding like this. Even if he couldn't, with his abnormal quality of body, he would still not fall if he did a few difficult evasive moves.
However, don't forget that Su Lin is holding Mu Xue in his arms at this time.
Therefore, with a "plop!", the two of them fell heavily to the ground.
"Ouch——!"
Su Lin let out a scream, and his face turned pale.
It was not thrown, but pressed.
"Su Lin, are you okay?" Mu Xue looked nervous. After all, she still cared about Su Lin, "Where did you fall? It doesn't matter, let's go to the hospital!"
Su Lin was so painful that she almost shed tears, "You, you, get up first! Press it, press it!"
"Huh?" Mu Xue looked confused.
"Down, down below!" Su Lin said, and Mu Xue reacted with a red face. No wonder she felt like there was something down there, always bothering her, and felt very uncomfortable.
Mu Xue stood up and Su Lin felt better.
However, he still lay on the ground and did not get up.
If you ask, that’s not the case! Then Sulin will tell you whether you want to try it yourself.
Wasn't there a news report that a girl pinched the balls of a Chinese paper and then crushed the Chinese paper to death?
Moreover, Su Lin had heard a joke before.
It's roughly like this. A few people live on a desert island. They only have a bag of carrots with them. Suddenly, a group of monkeys appear in the forest in front of them. They want to catch a few to eat.
But the monkeys are so smart that they can't catch them at all.
One of them thought of a way, which was to use carrots.
He put the carrots underneath and started to jump and pick up the carrots.
The monkeys looked at him curiously. They just looked at him at first, but don’t monkeys like to imitate people? Gradually, some monkeys began to jump with him, and they jerked together!
And as time goes by, more and more monkeys join in.
The man masturbates, and the monkey masturbates too. The faster the man masturbates, the faster the monkey masturbates, as if in a competition. The difference is that the man masturbates carrots, while the monkey masturbates...
Neither side seemed to be giving up, and suddenly they reached their limit. Suddenly, the man's hand holding the carrot gave him a hard break, and the carrot snapped.
The monkeys also subconsciously tried hard to break it, but they did not break it, but they made screams one after another. They fell to the ground one by one, screaming in agony.
Then, the men just walked over and caught the monkey, and they ate the monkey meat!
This joke is just telling us how painful it is.
At the same time, this is also the reason why Su Lin breaks other people's balls at every turn.
Because this is the weakness of all men, including Su Lin, of course.
"Dad, what's wrong with you? Why are you lying on the floor?" Hearing the movement in the kitchen, Xia Yuan ran over and asked involuntarily.
"Oh, I'm fine, I just slipped and fell accidentally!" Su Lin said a little embarrassed.
"Oh!" Xia Yuan nodded and said, "Dad, let me help you up!"
"No need, I can just do it myself!" Su Lin struggled to stand up, and then slowly walked out of the kitchen with a weird posture.
Well, I believe most men have had this kind of experience like Su Lin's. His buttocks were slightly stuck out, covering up the previous reaction.
Looking at Su Lin's appearance, Mu Xue couldn't help but smile, and then started to finish washing the things that Su Lin had not finished washing.
"I'm going to the toilet first!" Su Lin said to Xia Yuan, and then walked into the toilet.
"Huh~!"
Su Lin let out a long sigh of relief, then unbuckled his trousers and looked at his injured little brother. He was red and had a ferocious face.
Su Lin couldn't help but smile bitterly and said, "I've wronged you!"
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