"I'm Xia Yuan, aunt, who are you?" Xia Yuan couldn't help but ask after hearing Han Xiaoxiao's question.
When Han Xiaoxiao heard Xia Yuan's words, her expression suddenly froze.
Ah—Auntie?
Is she really that old? Well, although she is indeed "old" compared to Xia Yuan. But at 18 years old, Han Xiaoxiao really has nothing to do with her aunt.
Su Lin was also stunned. She never expected that Xia Yuan would call Han Xiaoxiao - aunt. Su Lin looked left and right, but she couldn't see how Han Xiaoxiao looked like aunt.
Oh, one thing is that Han Xiaoxiao’s breasts are not as tall and round as those of many aunts.
"Uncle, who is she?" Han Xiaoxiao originally wanted to get angry, but she thought that since the other party was sitting in Su Lin's car, it meant that she must have something to do with Su Lin.
If he has something to do with Su Lin, then Han Xiaoxiao can't offend him easily.
When Su Lin heard Han Xiaoxiao's question, there was a hint of embarrassment on his face, and he said, "She is Xia Yuan, my daughter!" After saying that, he glared at Xia Yuan fiercely and said, "This is
It’s my sister!”
"What?" Han Xiaoxiao's eyes widened when he heard Su Lin's words.
"Daughter?" Han Xiaoxiao pointed at Xia Yuan. The plump breasts were shaking constantly. Su Lin even doubted whether the clothes would burst because Han Xiaoxiao was too excited.
"Uncle, you actually have a daughter? Biological? Or adopted? But she's so cute!" This time, Han Xiaoxiao was no longer angry, and she was very happy.
The reason is very simple. My aunt is nice. She is the same generation as Su Lin. Han Xiaoxiao thinks Xia Yuan is very discerning.
"Hello Xia Yuan, I am your Aunt Han!"
"Hello, sister!" However, at this time, Xia Yuan changed her name to sister.
"How do you call me sister? If you want to call me aunt, I am your Aunt Han. Didn't you just call me aunt?" Han Xiaoxiao became anxious when she heard Xia Yuan change her name to her sister.
Her name is Uncle Su Lin, which is a joke. This can make the relationship between the two of them appear to be close. In fact, Han Xiaoxiao has never regarded Su Lin as an uncle.
Her goal is to overthrow Su Lin. If she really becomes an uncle, she will not overthrow her uncle.
"Dad asked me to call you sister!" Xia Yuan said honestly, feeling a little confused as to why adults are so complicated.
Aunt Mu Xue asked people to call her sister, but sister Han Xiaoxiao asked people to call her aunt. It was really strange.
Su Lin couldn't figure it out himself, but he was too lazy to think about it. Anyway, if he thought about it too much, he wouldn't be able to figure it out, so he might as well not waste time.
However, at this time Mu Xue asked curiously: "Yuanyuan, why did you call her aunt?"
Mu Xue was very surprised. Han Xiaoxiao didn't really look like an aunt. How could Xia Yuan scream? After hearing Mu Xue's words, Han Xiaoxiao and Su Lin also looked at Xia Yuan, wanting to hear what she said.
answer.
"Because she has big breasts!"
"Poof!" Su Lin almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.
Xia Yuan looked serious at this time and continued: "This aunt, oh no, this sister's breasts are bigger than many aunts, so of course she is the aunt!"
The corners of Su Lin's and Mu Xue's mouths twitched fiercely, and the emotions were in Xia Yuan's consciousness. The age of a woman is directly proportional to the size of her breasts.
The one with big breasts is the aunt, the one with small breasts - oh, don't talk about the small breasts.
"Ahem!" Su Lin coughed dryly. He felt that Xia Yuan's world view was wrong, so he wanted to correct it for Xia Yuan.
"Yuanyuan, this woman's age cannot be judged based on the size of her breasts, did you know? Of course, it is normal to have small breasts at a young age. However, there are exceptions to this, and there are no exceptions to this.
Not all girls follow this rule!"
"Like Sister Han?" Xia Yuan asked directly.
"Yes!" Su Lin nodded, with an expression on his face that said my daughter is smart, "Your sister Han is an exception!"
"It's Aunt Han!" Han smiled and corrected, "Yuanyuan, if you call me Auntie, the candy in my hand will be yours!"
While talking, Han Xiaoxiao touched his pocket and took out a lollipop.
Su Lin's eyes widened instantly, and even Mu Xue on the side did not expect that Han Xiaoxiao actually brought candy with him.
A trace of desire flashed in Xia Yuan's eyes. Although she is smarter, in the final analysis, Xia Yuan is still a four and a half year old child.
However, Xia Yuan did not reach out to ask for it. Instead, she swallowed and said crisply: "Mom said, don't accept gifts from strangers casually!"
"I -" The smile on Han Xiaoxiao's face solidified again. Suddenly she thought of something, stared at Su Lin and asked: "Mom - uncle, you, are you married?"
Only then did she think of the most important issue. Su Lin had children, so he must have a wife. Since he had a wife, he must be married.
Thinking of this, Han Xiaoxiao's tears began to roll.
She is not afraid that Su Lin will find another woman, nor is she afraid that Su Lin will not like her now. Because Han Xiaoxiao believes that when she grows up, Su Lin will definitely like her.
But if Su Lin gets married, it will be very difficult for her. Because Han Wu will not let Han Xiaoxiao be with the married Su Lin.
Han Xiaoxiao felt particularly uncomfortable when she thought of being separated from Su Lin in the future.
Su Lin looked at Han Xiaoxiao, with a wry smile on his face, and said: "No! I'm not married, Yuanyuan, Yuanyuan, she was just an accident!"
Hearing that Su Lin was not married, Han Xiaoxiao felt relieved. However, Han Xiaoxiao's heart was already burning with gossip. She looked at Su Lin curiously and asked: "Uncle, what's going on? Hurry up."
Tell me!"
"Are we right here on the side of the road?" Su Lin said, "Let's go home! I-I'm lost! Ahem..."
"Haha, hahahaha..." After hearing what Su Lin said, Han Xiaoxiao burst into laughter. The pair of breasts on her chest rose and fell with her laughter, which made Su Lin feel even more stressed.
Of course, Mu Xue is also feeling the pressure. Although she is not ranked low, but standing next to the child-like giant Han Xiaoxiao, it is nothing compared to the big one. Oh, no, it’s the difference between a small mountain and Mount Everest.
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"I just knew you couldn't find it, uncle, so I came down to pick you up. I think I'm so smart, hehehehe..."
"..."
Su Lin didn't know what to say.
If he admits that Han Xiaoxiao is witty, isn't that a disguised admission that he is not witty? What does not being witty mean? He is stupid! Is Su Lin stupid? Of course Su Lin will not admit that he is stupid! So, he closed