"Forget it, children and I have nothing in common!" Su Lin shrugged his shoulders, and then said: "I'm thirsty, go get a drink of water!"
Su Lin was telling the truth. He really didn't have the leisure to compete with a bunch of brats. Against an opponent of this level, Su Lin didn't even have the skills to take action.
Sometimes, people ignore you not because you are ugly, but because you are not strong enough!
"Then let's go together!" Since Su Lin didn't want to meet each other, Han Xiaoxiao didn't bother to introduce him. They weren't familiar with each other anyway.
"Okay then!" Su Lin nodded.
But at this time, Yu Mingyang also glanced at Su Lin, smiled, and said: "Uncle, you are so old, you don't need to help her act. She doesn't like you. Xiaoxiao, why do you do this?
It just means you have a guilty conscience."
I have to say that the statement that a man in love has an IQ of 0, while a woman in love has a negative IQ is correct.
Yu Mingyang is obviously overly sexual, so much so that he is a bit overconfident now.
Han Xiaoxiao glanced at Yu Mingyang, and then said: "This classmate, you and I are not familiar with each other, so don't waste your time on me!"
As she spoke, she leaned closer to Su Lin, as if she was a little bird. She was completely different from her usual little witch demeanor. Of course, this was because of Su Lin's presence.
"My target is you!" Yu Mingyang stared at Han Xiaoxiao with firm eyes.
After Su Lin heard this, he couldn't help but nodded. This kid is really persistent. If he uses this persistence in his studies, he might even become a top student.
"Unfortunately, I have to ask my boyfriend if he agrees."
Han Xiaoxiao suddenly smiled slightly and looked at Su Lin with a look of infatuation, which made Su Lin feel a little arrogant. Being looked at by such a woman infatuatedly would make a man a little vain.
However, something seemed wrong with the surrounding atmosphere.
Quiet!
"Does Han Xiaoxiao have someone he likes?"
A scream echoed into the sky, and no one knew who the secret admirer was. The friends who came this time were all from Yan Donger's side, so they didn't know Su Lin.
If they were from Han Xiaoxiao's class, they must all know Su Lin.
“Buzz——!”
There were murmurs of discussion, and everyone was in disbelief.
No, even though Han Xiaoxiao is a bit more violent, she is still an unapproachable goddess of ice and snow in everyone's mind. How could she have someone she likes?
Well, that’s not right to say that. To say the least, even if there is someone you like...
But who is this guy? Just like an uncle, no, it should be an uncle!
"Who is this guy?"
"I feel like a big uncle!"
"Han Xiaoxiao likes an uncle like this? A country bumpkin!"
"So sad!"
"I hate that I was born ten years too late!"
Yu Mingyang was stunned and looked at Su Lin curiously, "Uncle, tell me, this is not true, right?"
Before Su Lin could say anything, he felt Han Xiaoxiao's breasts rubbing against his arm, "Dear, help me draw some sunscreen. Do you want others to do it?"
Su Lin sighed. To be honest, he really didn't want to do such a thing. This was what Han Xiaoxiao begged him to do. He really didn't mean to take advantage of Han Xiaoxiao!
Su Lin thought this in his heart, and his hands were not slow, and he hugged Han Xiaoxiao's waist. Feeling the smooth skin on his body, Su Lin was in a beautiful mood.
"Of course this kind of thing is of no use to others, what do you think?"
An evil smile appeared on Su Lin's face. He could even feel Han Xiaoxiao's body tense up a little when he hugged her, but he relaxed quickly.
Yu Mingyang's face instantly became extremely gloomy. He stared at Su Lin and said in a deep voice: "Uncle, you are so old, please stop competing for resources with us young people, okay?"
"Uncle, I want to duel with you!"
"And me!"
"Add me one!"
"..."
Many boys shouted at Su Lin. Apparently Su Lin was outraged by the public.
Don’t let the rich water flow to outsiders!
Han Xiaoxiao is Yan Donger's best friend, so these boys are naturally very greedy. If they can get Han Xiaoxiao, they will at least save themselves a lifetime of struggle!
"Honey, come on!"
Hearing the crowd's cheers, Han Xiaoxiao instead of helping Su Lin come to the rescue, he made a cheering gesture and stepped aside.
Su Lin was about to vomit blood. This blessing was really not something to enjoy!
Su Lin really didn't want to take action at someone else's birthday party, but the atmosphere at the scene had already been stirred up. Once the fire started, it was not easy to put it out.
"Duel. Duel, duel!"
The whole place was filled with cheers and roars.
"My dear friends, today is Yan Dong'er's birthday. It's too bad to take action. Why don't we do this? Let's compete in diving. As long as whoever dives for such a long time as me, I will lose!"
When everyone heard Su Lin's words, they looked at each other, but no one spoke!
"Aren't you scared? There are so many people. Are you still afraid of me, an uncle?"
A look of contempt appeared on Su Lin's face. He had also been young, so he naturally knew that boys like them were the most vulnerable to being punished.
Sure enough!
"Damn it, let's fight!" Yu Mingyang clenched his fist fiercely and said, "Let's fight!"
"That's right!" Su Lin nodded, and then walked towards the swimming pool.
"Are you coming together, or are you competing with me?" Su Lin asked Yu Mingyang.
"I'll compete with you!" Yu Mingyang said. He is tall, likes to play basketball, and has good lung capacity.
"How about you guys come together? I'll save you the trouble and you'll accuse me of bullying children!" Su Lin said while touching his nose.
"Humph, we are not people who break our promises!" Yu Mingyang said coldly.
"Okay!" Su Lin said, "Then let's get started!"
After saying that, Su Lin plunged into the water without any preparation. Yu Mingyang also took a deep breath, pinched his nose, and plunged into the water.
But after Yu Mingyang plunged in, Su Lin raised his head from the swimming pool. People around him were shocked when they saw this scene.
Su Lin made a "Shh--!" gesture, and then looked at Yu Mingyang.
Thirty seconds have passed, and Yu Mingyang is still persisting!
A minute passed and Yu Mingyang still didn't get up.
One minute and thirty seconds passed, and Yu Mingyang's body started to tremble a little, obviously because he couldn't hold it in any longer.
At one minute and fifty seconds, Yu Mingyang finally couldn't bear it anymore.
The moment he raised his head and emerged from the swimming pool, Su Lin quickly plunged into the water again.
"Whoops——!" "Whoops——!" "Whoops——!"
Due to lack of oxygen, Yu Mingyang's face turned red and his breathing was a little short...