Su Lin's words made Mu Xue feel bad. She never expected that Su Lin would retaliate in the same way and return what she just wanted to say.
Are you kidding me? Such a beautiful woman is living with you, and you still have three stipulations? She is simply not a man!
Mu Xue cursed Su Lin in her heart, but she didn't dare to say it out loud. She could only glare at Su Lin fiercely.
Stare you to death! Stare you bastard to death!
Unfortunately, Su Lin seemed not to have seen it and continued: "If you agree, then you can continue to live there. If you don't agree, then we can only say goodbye to you!"
"Okay, tell me!" Mu Xue stared at Su Lin and said through gritted teeth.
I will continue to stare at you!
"Well..." Su Lin crossed his legs, pondered for a while, and then said: "First, during the shared tenancy, the woman cannot bring any unruly men home!"
"You just brought a wild man home!" Mu Xue couldn't help but said after hearing Su Lin's words.
"It's fine if you don't have one!" Su Lin smiled slightly, and then said to Zhao Rong: "Girl, quickly find some paper and pen and write down all the rules I mentioned on it!"
"Oh!" Zhao Rong showed a helpless expression towards Mu Xue, obediently took out a pen and paper and started writing.
"Second, during the shared tenancy, the woman is not allowed to enter the man's room casually."
"Then you can enter my room at will?" Mu Xue asked with a sneer.
"Oh, for the sake of fairness, I will not enter your room. Of course, if you need it, then I..." Before Su Lin could finish his words, he was ruthlessly interrupted by Mu Xue.
"I need your face!"
"Third, during the shared tenancy, the woman needs to clean all other places in the room except the man's room!"
As soon as Su Lin said this third point, Mu Xue stood up immediately and said angrily: "Why?"
However, Su Lin smiled and said: "Just because I am the landlord, you don't have to rent if you are not convinced!"
At this time, Su Lin's face, combined with the tone of his voice, was very similar to the boss Zhang Benyu in the hit Internet hit "Report to the Boss". His slender look made Mu Xue want to take out the salt soda.
Squirt it on his face.
I, I can bear it!
Mu Xue sat down angrily, obviously compromising.
Su Lin coughed lightly, and then continued: "Fourth..."
"What? There's a fourth one? Why don't you die! Where are the three chapters of the agreement? You're a big man, don't you mean what you say?"
When she heard that Su Lin had a fourth, Mu Xue couldn't sit still again. The third was already so harsh, who knew what perverted demands Su Lin would make for the fourth.
No, for your own legitimate interests, you must stop him!
Mu Xue silently encouraged herself in her heart!
"Oh? I did say that there were three chapters of the agreement! But don't you know that three in Chinese is an imaginary number? Three means 'many'. The agreement of three chapters does not mean that there are only three, but many!"
Su Lin said slowly, as if you haven't learned Chinese well, I can give you some extra lessons.
"So, it's normal to have a fourth, fifth, and sixth one! Why, if you don't agree, I don't have any objection. I'll pay the liquidated damages," Su Lin said.
"You, you are cruel!" Mu Xue was almost furious with Su Lin, and even Zhao Rong felt a little sympathetic to Mu Xue. However, they were the ones who were at a loss when they rented out Su Lin's house.
Su Lin didn't blame them, it was pretty good.
"Good boy, that's right! Girl, keep writing! Fourth, during the shared tenancy, the woman must not wear revealing clothes, be disheveled, or engage in sexual harassment or any other actions or measures towards the man, otherwise there will be negative consequences.
, then you can’t blame me!”
"Am I harassing you? Bah, even if all the men in the world are dead, I won't harass you!" Mu Xue said coldly, with a look of disgust on his face.
Su Lin didn't mind either and continued: "Fifth, regarding meals during the shared tenancy, the woman is responsible for buying groceries, cooking and washing dishes!"
"What about you, Brother Xiao Lin?" Zhao Rong asked subconsciously.
"Oh, I'm responsible for eating!" Su Lin said with a smile.
"I, even if I die, will not cook for you!" Mu Xue gritted her teeth and said word by word.
"Ah, that doesn't count! Since you won't cook for me, I'll cook it myself without your share!" Su Lin flashed a smile of success on his face.
"Well, that's all I can think of for now. I'll add more when I think of it later! Oh, by the way, girl, write this at the back of the contract. The final right to interpret the contract belongs to Su Lin!"
What a bastard! Mu Xue felt that she was so unlucky today that she met such a great man. She was simply unlucky.
"Oh!" Zhao Rong nodded, and then started writing quickly.
Mu Xue scolded Su Lin fiercely in her heart. At this moment, she recalled that she had been naked by the other party before, and she suddenly became angry.
I'm at a big disadvantage today, but I don't know how much the other party saw. Thinking of my reaction speed at the time, this bastard probably didn't see much.
Mu Xue herself was not sure. She was really embarrassed and had been thrown into her grandma's house. At this time, she wanted to cry but had no tears.
"Okay!" Su Lin picked up the contract written by Zhao Rong and read it carefully. After finding that there were no flaws, he couldn't help but sigh, he was so damn smart.
Such a perfect contract can be obtained casually.
Su Lin signed his name like a dragon and a phoenix, and a satisfied smile appeared on Su Lin's face.
"Okay, take a look and if you don't have any objections, just sign it! Anyway, even if you have any objections, I won't accept them!"
Mu Xue took the contract handed to her by Su Lin, with a look of bitterness and hatred on her face.
Calm down, you must calm down! This bitch just wants to force himself to be angry and then drive him away. Who am I, Mu Xue, how can I be fooled by him?
snort……
The house I rent, unless I leave voluntarily, no one can evict me! Anyway, the days are long, and I don’t believe I can’t beat you!
Seeing Mu Xue silently sign this unequal treaty, a hint of surprise flashed across Su Lin's face.
This woman actually signed...
Damn it! He made so many cheap demands just to make the other party quit before the difficulties! The main reason is that his experience is too special and it is not convenient for others to know.
But the other party actually signed it, and Su Lin felt like he punched the cotton with no force.
But soon, a smile appeared on his face.
Just rent it, the contract is beneficial to him anyway. Su Lin still doesn't believe it. He can make even the most notorious mercenary groups in the world fear him. How can he not be able to fight against a woman in his own territory?
After sticking the contract in the most conspicuous place at home, Su Lin turned around and saw Mu Xue's beautiful eyes with a cold light.
Looking at Mu Xue's eyes, Su Lin suddenly wondered whether he should reconsider agreeing to rent her a house. Although Mu Xue was prettier, her breasts were bigger, and her figure was hotter than other girls.
, but are you the kind of person who forgets his integrity when he sees sex?
Obviously not!
Su Lin silently added 108 likes for his high moral integrity and his character of not bending down for beautiful women.
Damn it, but why do I always have an ominous premonition?
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