Lin Feng looked at Jin Muxuan as if he were an idiot. Why didn't he bring his brains with him when he went out?
Lin Feng felt that it was a miracle that Jin Muchuan had performed so many tasks and was still intact until now.
The enemy's intelligence must have been eaten away by Wang Wang.
"I didn't ask you to play the robber—!"
Lin Feng looked around and explained: "Hijacking is a crime. We can't do it. If we do it, Brother Xiao Lin will not let us go. Besides, what are you trying to rob?
Wealth? Sex?”
"Then what do you mean?" Jin Muxuan was confused. Brother Xiao Lin was the one who solved the robbers last time.
"You go and act like a little hooligan!" Lin Feng chuckled and said excitedly: "When you went to the toilet later, you passed by where my goddess was sitting, and then you saw her beauty, so you little hooligan went up to tease her——
!”
"Isn't it difficult?" Lin Feng asked.
"Yeah!" Jin Muxuan nodded and said, "It's indeed not difficult!"
"Then go quickly!" Lin Feng urged.
"But I have never teased anyone. I don't know how to tease others!" Jin Muxuan said.
"It's very simple!" Lin Feng said quietly to Jin Muxuan: "Just say some dirty words to her, touch her at the same time, take advantage of it or something -!"
"Damn it, isn't this a hooligan thing?"
"Yes, it's just playing a hooligan!" Lin Feng patiently explained to Jin Muchuan: "Playing a hooligan is different from robbery. A robbery is to really get the thing done. Playing a hooligan is - that woman you think
You are beautiful, so you have some obscene thoughts. But this only means that your moral character is not up to standard, but it will not lead to crime. The former may lead to jail, while the latter is generally..."
"What usually happens?" Jin Muxuan asked.
"Usually I just get scolded, and at most I just get two slaps -!" Lin Feng continued: "But don't worry, you are my brother, how could I give her a chance to slap you? Before she slaps you.
, at this time, I will stand up and reprimand you for this bad behavior, and then shout "Get out" loudly, and you will immediately run away and disappear——! "
"Then where should I go? The plane is so big!"
"You can go anywhere!" Lin Feng said, "Just don't be an eyesore in front of us! If you leave, I can just comfort her who is frightened. By the way, I can ask for her contact information and exchange feelings. Maybe this matter will be solved.
It’s done. I’ll just treat you to a wedding banquet then!”
"No, I won't do it!" Jin Muxuan simply refused.
"Why?" Lin Feng asked puzzled.
"I have never said dirty words, and I will never say dirty words. You can find someone else!"
"If I could find someone else, would I still look for you?" Lin Feng said, "Besides, it's very easy to say dirty things. I often hear what Brother Xiao Lin says!"
While talking, Lin Feng was already happily taking action. Not only was he talking, but he was also matching his actions.
He pinched Jin Muxuan's chin with his hand, and said with a mean smile: "Little beauty, you are so beautiful, I'm so excited to see you, come on, okay?"
Let me take a sip of the fragrance——!"
"Let me go—!" Jin Muxuan hated it when others touched his face, and in such an obscene manner, so he slapped Lin Feng's hand away.
"Yes, yes, this is delicious! Little beauty, don't you like my brother? My brother likes you very much -!" Lin Feng said with a smile.
Because the movement of the two people was a bit loud, many passengers in the cabin looked at the two people.
The current performance of the two is simply - unsightly!
Lin Feng was so absorbed in the performance that he didn't realize that all the passengers around him were "impressed" with him.
Although Jin Muxuan threw his hand away, Lin Feng did not give up. Instead, he continued to reach out, wanting to continue pinching Jin Muxuan's chin, and said in a sweet voice: "Don't resist, let alone struggle, don't you know that you
The more you struggle, the happier your brother will be? That’s what the bad guys on TV say, the more you resist your brother, the more excited you will be - I like little peppers like you, come on, let me take a sip -!"
While speaking, Lin Feng actually pursed his lips, and with Jin Muxuan's horrified eyes, he kissed Jin Muxuan's mouth.
The picture was so beautiful that no one could look straight at it.
"Hey, hey, hey, can you please pay attention to the impact?" Finally, someone couldn't stand it anymore and scolded the two of them.
People don't reject homosexuality, but if homosexuals still have such blatant sexual intercourse in public, then you can't blame others.
It was like a basin of cold water was poured on him in the middle of winter. Lin Feng suddenly woke up. His face was pale and his body was stiff.
He was so deeply involved in the drama that he completely forgot that this was an airplane. Their loud movements would obviously affect other people.
What Lin Feng didn't expect was that the woman he liked was staring at the two of them with wide eyes. Looking at her expression, Lin Feng knew that the other party must have misunderstood him.
At this time, Lin Feng still held Jin Muxuan's chin. He opened his mouth and wanted to explain something, but he found that any explanation he made at this time seemed to be of no use.
Because everyone looked at him as if they were gay.
This scene was so embarrassing that he didn't know where to start even if he wanted to explain.
"Hey, if you still don't let go, do you have to wait until you get off the plane to let go?" Jin Muxuan said.
"Let go? Oh, yes!" After Jin Muchuan's reminder, Lin Feng, who was already a little confused, realized that what he should do most at this time was to take his hand away.
He quickly released his hand holding Jin Muxuan's chin and looked at everyone with an embarrassed look. No, to be precise, he looked at not far away. He turned back to look at the two people. The beautiful woman explained: "I
, I’m really not a gangster!”
"Tch—!" After hearing Lin Feng's words, everyone couldn't help but let out a cry of disdain. Even Lin Feng himself felt how weak his explanation just now was.
After all, we are not blind. What he just did was very misleading. Moreover, the key is that Jin Muxuan was extremely uncooperative, and as a result, he was teasing the man. Not only was he teasing, but he was also acting like a gangster.
"You guys, you really misunderstood me!" Lin Feng was about to cry because of himself. You said you had nothing to do and just studied international finance, but you insisted on teaching Jin Muxuan how to act like a gangster. You didn't trick yourself.