"...I didn't hear it clearly, can you say it again?"
"I hope you can become Kallen's brother."
Ren Suo recalled it, and after confirming that in English, 'brother-in-law' and 'brother' were two completely different words, he felt a little disappointed.
But before he could speak, Xiaojiu looked at little Kallen with tears in her eyes: "Kalian, are you going to steal my big brother?"
Originally he was doing good deeds and bringing people up to see his big brother, but he didn't expect that he was leading a wolf into the house!
Little Kallen blinked her eyes, opened her arms to hug Xiaojiu, kept rubbing her face with his own, and said with a smile: "No, he is our big brother! I will share it with you!"
"Half for each person?" Xiaojiu asked seriously.
"Well, half for each person!" Little Kallen stretched out two small hands, handed one to Xiaojiu, and put the other on her heart. Ren Suo felt a black line in his eyes - he thought he was a big watermelon, and I would give you half of me.
half.
"Excuse me, Miss Yuffie..."
"Just call me Yuffie, Suo."
"Okay, Yuffie." Ren Suo asked seriously: "What does it mean to be Kallen's brother...?"
"That's the literal meaning." Yuffie spread her hands and said, "Kallen has never had any friends since her awakening. She doesn't trust other people. Except for the housekeeper of our Lampeluki family for many years and me, she doesn't like to be close to other people.
——Whether it’s a maid, a bodyguard, or a child of the same age.”
"At the banquet, Kallen ate alone in silence because she didn't like to have contact with other people."
"But, you are the only exception," Yuffie glanced at Xiaojiu: "Now there is another exception... It's really great to meet Suo.
I hope you can become Kallen’s brother, chat with her and talk to her about topics she is interested in.”
Yuffie blinked: "For example, Immortal Palace... In this regard, even if we are learning the language and culture of your Xuan Kingdom, we are still not as good as the people of Xuan Kingdom.
Kallen really wants to discuss Asgard with you, and you are a professional researcher on Asgard. Of course, Kallen will be very happy if you tell her some insignificant anecdotes."
"But now..." Yuffie looked at Xiaojiu and said, "If possible, I hope Xiaojiu can become friends with Kallen."
Yuffie sighed: "In addition to practicing and studying, I also have to take care of the group's decision-making. I can't always stay with Kallen. And Kallen usually doesn't have friends to talk to. I always hope that she has a few friends with whom she can communicate."
Ren Suo understood: "You want me to chat with Kallen more often? But you have to go back to England..."
Yuffie looked at Ren Suo strangely: "There is internet and a mobile phone."
"Uh...then Karen can't chat with netizens?"
Yuffie shook her head: "Karen doesn't like chatting with people she doesn't know, and I don't dare let Kallen come into contact with people she doesn't know. You know, there are a lot of weirdos on the Internet. If you meet some disgusting people,
… If you want to avoid contact with dirt, the best place is to avoid dirty places.”
Ren Suoshen thought so, just like when he opened his circle of friends, the first one was Zhao Huoshan's figure of a fake girl, and the next one was Qiao Muyi's poisonous chicken soup, which was simply a blow to the brain.
Dong Chengling glanced at Youfei thoughtfully: "Actually, the best plan is to go back to England with you, and then become Kallen's brother and accompany her every day."
Yuffie nodded and said with a smile: "Even if we can't achieve the best ending, as long as Suo and Kallen can keep in touch, I'll be satisfied.
Kallen has always had few men close to her, but in the foreseeable future, Kallen will probably gradually become an important force in Britain... She will inevitably deal with other people in the future, but she really worries me now.
Moreover, if Kallen encounters a bad man who can deceive her in the future, and she falls into it without any experience, it will be too late. So I want to find a brother-like character for her so that she can have experience communicating with men.
.”
Ren Suo thought about the subtext of Yuffie's words. Does it mean that he is a bad man, or that he is not a bad man?
Of course, according to Yuffie, Ren Suo is of course an excellent choice: first, Kallen likes him, which is a necessary condition; second, Ren Suo is very talkative, and Yuffie has already tested this; third, Ren Suo
He is from the Xuan Kingdom, and this identity means that no matter what his intentions are, he will never be able to get involved in Lamperuji's family business.
Ren Suo didn't think much and agreed directly.
Kallen is a little girl, and he himself is extremely curious - to be favored by the Small World Game Machine, she is simply the chosen girl. Now that he can get close contact with Kallen's growth, Ren Suo is naturally willing.
Hearing Ren Suo's promise, Xiaojiu and Kallen started making noises with joy again, but at this time Yuffie stood up and was about to leave.
"Suo, you and Xiaojiu must contact us often, preferably through facetime (video chat)." Yuffie left her contact information and took little Kallen to say goodbye: "After visiting other people, we will probably
Return to England tomorrow."
"You can come to the UK to find us in the future. We will definitely welcome you grandly, or we may come to Xuan Kingdom again. Little Karen, we have to leave."
"Goodbye Xiaojiu, goodbye big brother, and goodbye big sister!"
"Goodbye, little sister, goodbye Karen!"
After little Kallen and Yuffie left, the living room suddenly became quiet. After a while, the sound of a vehicle engine starting and leaving was heard from downstairs.
Xiaojiu looked at Dong Chengling, then at Ren Suo, and asked in a low voice: "Brother, are you still ready for delicious food? Xiaojiu can wait."
Xiaojiu knew that she didn't go out for an hour and came back, so Ren Suo naturally didn't have time to prepare delicious food, but she still asked with a trace of luck, and even gave in - it can wait!
Before Ren Suo could speak, Dong Chengling looked at Ren Suo strangely: "Can you cook?"
"Uh..." Ren Suo covered his mouth and lip-synced to Dong Chengling: Order takeout.
Dong Chengling let out a funny chuckle and said, "I have to go there now. I can't let Xiaoyan help me cover a class... Just wait until I finish shopping and come back to cook at noon. Come to my house at 12:15."
Now that Youfei and the others have left, Dong Chengling naturally has no reason to stay. She glanced at Xiaojiu and asked, "Is this the daughter of your relative? What is her name?"
"Yes." Ren Suo said bravely, "My name is Xiaojiu."
"How long do you plan to stay?"
Without Ren Suo's need to answer, Xiaojiu held Ren Suo's hand tightly and said seriously: "For a lifetime! One year, one month, one day, one hour, one minute is not enough!"
Dong Chengling could no longer maintain a calm smile. Seeing a little girl with pink makeup saying such lines, even she couldn't help but squint and laugh: "Okay, okay, live here forever."
"In this case, you have to help her transfer to another school. She should be...in elementary school, right?"
Dong Chengling came over and touched Xiaojiu's head and said, "There will be delicious food only at noon, can we wait?"
"Can!"
"Then you have to stay at home and stop running around. See you at noon."
Although Ren Suo discovered that Dong Chengling's name for him had changed from 'Ren Suo' to 'Suo', he didn't pay much attention to it, but was thinking seriously about a problem.
It was obvious that Dong Chengling didn't believe in the 'daughter of a relative' excuse at all, but she reminded Ren Suo that she had to find an identity for Xiaojiu.
Now Xiaojiu is undoubtedly a black householder in Xuan Kingdom. She has no birth certificate, no household registration book, and no ID card.
In fact, most monsters and monsters are illegal. Therefore, except for a small number of "nationally registered monsters" who are willing to take the initiative to find countermeasures and register in the system, most monsters can only roam in rural areas, urban villages, suburbs and other places where public security is chaotic. Hotels are not allowed to do so.
Where to register your ID card.
Of course, the country has been promoting that registered information about monsters and monsters can now provide living subsidies, employment and housing arrangements, which has caused a lot of ordinary people to try to defraud money from the countermeasure system and the public security system - the chat group that Jie Qiansi set up often talks about this.
What happened? If you have stones in your stomach, you will say that you are the ancestor of Jindan. If you are just pregnant, you will say that you are a female monk of Nascent Soul. You are simply treating the police station as a hospital.
Of course, Ren Suo didn't want Xiaojiu to become a gangster, and after Dong Chengling reminded him, he wanted to send Xiaojiu to primary school. Although the country has allowed them to survive, no one knows how the monsters will change in the future.
I don't know, after all, the saying "Those who are not of my race must have different hearts" are deeply engraved in the blood of human beings.
This is also one of the important reasons why demons and ghosts do not register - demons and ghosts know humans too well. If they do not register, they can hide it. Once registered, the freedom of life and death is no longer in their hands.
Not to mention, the movie "Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba" has just been released in theaters. Human beings are still immersed in the simple world view of "Countermeasures Bureau is a good guy and kills all the demons and monsters". Everyone must not like non-humans.
Of course, the truly strong will not care. Non-humans like Yun Wangshu and Changsheng can even be won over by the country by virtue of their strength.
The world is changing rapidly, and policies cannot keep up immediately, and Ren Suo is naturally unwilling to let Xiaojiu register for a fairy account - he believes that Xiaojiu can survive normally in human society.
In other words, Xiao Jiu was almost 'made' by him - Xiao Jiu's growth system almost followed the evolution obtained during the Nine-tailed Fox period, and Xiao Jiu's character was completely set by him. He had no reason to be worried.
.
Not to mention, Ren Suo has already formed a bond with Xiaojiu.
Although there is no basis for it, Ren Suo subconsciously believes that the existence of fetters makes him and other fetters an important part of each other's lives - Ren Suo can only achieve fetters by going through hardships with the other party or deepening the relationship, and fetters
The increase in strength and bond level will also be fed back to Ren Suo.
This kind of bond makes it difficult for both parties to betray each other. It's not that they can't, but that they simply don't want to have such an idea.
So, the next question is how to get Xiaojiu a normal account.
Ren Suo's first reaction was Yu Kuangtu and Li Dan.
These two people are almost equal to the two biggest bullies in Lianjiang City. Especially after the Tianlian attack and the comic exhibition incident, the Countermeasures Bureau will definitely receive more attention and resources, and other departments will definitely need to cooperate with the Countermeasures Bureau's work.
It should be easy to entrust the two of them to get a household registration for Xiaojiu.
However, Ren Suo quickly listed this as a backup option. Although he knew that with the bond between him and the two of them, even if Yu Kuangtu and Li Dan were suspicious, they would definitely handle the matter perfectly.
However, after all, the two of them are people in the countermeasure system, and the household registration will eventually be completed by others, which will leave traces and cannot withstand investigation.
In the same way, it is not possible to find Jie Qiansi's friends in the public security system.
Xiaojiu is a rootless duckweed. As long as anyone checks her, he will find her problems - and Ren Suo is a medical soldier of Tianlian Academy, a level 3 researcher, and a non-staff member of the countermeasure system. People around him will be
Investigation is normal.
Even though Ren Suo is idle all day long, he is actually a confidential personnel in the countermeasure system. However, precisely because he stays at home without doing anything all day long, he is basically not checked by anyone - the game's deadlock makes the countermeasures bureau very
rest assured.
"I want to create a perfect identity for Xiaojiu..." Ren Suo looked at Xiaojiu, and Xiaojiu also looked at him with wide eyes. At this time, he suddenly had a bold idea.
"Xiaojiu, do you know my true identity?" Ren Suo suddenly said seriously.
"Xiaojiu knows that you are the big brother from the Immortal Palace!" Xiaojiu said.
"The Immortal Palace is a secret between you and me, do you understand?" Ren Suo asked, "Have you ever told anyone else about this?"
Xiaojiu shook his head: "No, Xiaojiu didn't confirm whether the eldest brother was there before he found him."
Speaking of this, Xiaojiu became a little angry: "The eldest sister only said that she would go to Lianjiang to find her, but Lianjiang is so big that Xiaojiu couldn't find her after walking all night. If she hadn't met her eldest brother later...
…”
Ren Suo smiled coquettishly: "Yes, big sister is good and bad."
At that time, he didn't know that Xiaojiu would really come looking for him, so he just casually reported the name of the place and ran away.
"So from now on, Xiaojiu, you can't talk about the Immortal Palace. At the same time, you must not reveal that you are a nine-tailed fox. You must always remain in human form and must not be exposed to others. Otherwise..." Ren Suo spread his hands: "We
I’m leaving this home.”
Hearing the word 'home', Xiaojiu suddenly became excited: "I don't want to leave home again!"
"Then you will never say anything about the Immortal Palace. You cannot reveal that I am from the Immortal Palace. You cannot reveal that you are a nine-tailed fox. You cannot reveal that you have met the eldest sister of the Immortal Palace."
Although Ren Suo said it was quite serious, Ren Suo didn't worry too much.
After all, Xiaojiu will no longer be tracked by the Federation Burial. As long as Xiaojiu does not expose the identity of the nine-tailed fox in the future, then whatever she says will be just childish talk and no one will believe it.
What, you said Brother Ren Suo is from the Immortal Palace? Humph, that black cat downstairs is a cat demon who stole the Sky Pearl! Not long ago I saw a magician with his seven wives
Battle against the Monkey King of Asgard!
Ren Suo deliberately said it seriously, just to prevent leaks and fill in the gaps, but Xiaojiu seemed to be very serious. She clenched her hands, closed her eyes, and a dreamlike purple-blue gauze suddenly appeared on her body.
She muttered something, and after a while the purple and blue gauze clothes disappeared. She opened her eyes and said, "Okay, Xiaojiu will never expose the affairs of the Immortal Palace!"
"Oh why?"
Xiaojiu blinked, looked at Ren Suo and said, "Big brother is so handsome."
"Yeah, I understand, keep a low profile."
Xiaojiu smiled: "Brother, I was not talking about 'brother is so handsome' just now, but I was talking about your relationship with Immortal Palace."
Ren Suo was slightly startled, "Then what I heard is..."
"Hey, this is how awesome Xiaojiu is!" Xiaojiu shook her short legs and said, "While playing with Kallen, Xiaojiu suddenly learned a lot of ways to use clothes. Just now was one of them. I can put my
Replace what you want to say with something else so I won’t let it slip!”
This ability... isn't it just to replace sensitive words!
Do you actually have this kind of passive ability to self-examine?
But at this time, Ren Suo did notice another point keenly: "Xiaojiu, you said that you learned more about how to use clothes while playing with Kallen?"
"Yes." Xiaojiu nodded and said expectantly: "When will Kallen come next time~"
Ren Suo: "Is this your first time seeing Kallen? Why do you like her so much?"
"Huh?" Xiaojiu shook his head and said, "I don't know, I just like him very much, as soon as I met him. Well, of course I still like my eldest brother the most."
Ren Suo knew that it was impossible to get any more information from Xiaojiu, but just from these few words, he could vaguely guess something.
Xiaojiu's fusion of the treasure must have reached 100%, but it only reached the level of being able to 'use' the treasure, which is about 60%~70%. Then because of playing with Kallen for a while, the fusion progress of the treasure went up to one level.
level.
Can enhance the strength of those around him, has strong affinity with himself, and is also a powerful transcendent...
Looking at the chosen girl like Kallen, Ren Suo said he was envious, but in fact he was really envious - even he relied on diligence, hard work and extreme energy to cheat! This time nine
In Yue’s game, he even had to seek death!
Shake your head to get rid of such boring thoughts.
Since Xiaojiu can keep it secret and already knows some of his secrets, when Ren Suo solves her household registration problem, he can pretend to be cool in front of her.
Tian Lian can see that Ren Suo, who has been watching the game characters killing everyone, and he can only be a three-dimensional player, doesn't know how long he has been looking forward to this moment - even in front of a little girl, he can't wait
Woke up!
Ren Suo's left ring finger had a blue mark at some point, and he stood up——
I closed the balcony curtains to prevent anyone from peeking into the living room.
Then Ren Suo pointed to the center of the living room, snapped his fingers, and whispered:
"Listen to the order of the Supreme Being and show up, the only master of the illusory world, the ubiquitous dark blue girl!"
