"It's troublesome..." Ren Suo looked at the gift boxes piled on the ground and clicked his tongue.
When he got home last night, the four guys hadn't come out of the guest room yet. Ren Suo almost thought that the guest room was connected to another time and space. After they entered, they were transported to different worlds to start the protagonist's journey. For example, they became sitting upright.
Prisoners who were escorted to be beheaded in carriages, strangers looking for blood therapy, ownerless people who woke up in the cemetery, and a small villager who picked up a rusty sword hilt...
After another ten minutes, they came out together, and then said goodbye to Ren Suo, saying that they would officially celebrate during the day and everyone would disperse tonight.
Although Qiao Muyi claimed that she had no place to sleep and wanted to sleep in Ren Suo's guest room, Dong Chengling immediately said that she could sleep with him. They had just slept together more than ten days ago.
The one who finally succeeded in occupying the guest room was Ren Xingmei.
Seeing Dong Chengling pulling Qiao Muyi back home so resolutely, Ren Suo couldn't help but nod. Sure enough, among his binders, Qiao Muyi and Dong Chengling should be considered the couple with the best relationship.
Ren Suo has always believed that being able to sleep in the same bed is an important criterion for testing friends, because someone else's sleeping position and whether someone snores will greatly affect another person's sleep. For example, a roommate in his university dormitory snores.
Especially severe, the snoring can make the entire wooden bed tremble slightly.
Fortunately, the roommate is a mobile game player and goes to bed last every night, so everyone is fine. The only problem is that if they wake up in the middle of the night, they basically cannot fall asleep again.
Dong Chengling and Qiao Muyi were able to sleep together more than ten days ago, and even took selfies and sent them to provoke Ren Suo, and they can still sleep together more than ten days later, which shows that they have a very good compatibility.
They made an appointment to go out to play early tomorrow morning, so Ren Suo didn't play any games and got into bed to take a deep sleep. Then the next day he was woken up by Xiaojiu who got into bed. Xiaojiu hugged him and said something.
"Happy birthday, big brother", and then asked Ren Suo in a low voice when his birthday was.
Ren Suo really forgot about this, thought about it, and whispered that it was September 21st, the day he and Xiaojiu met at the comic exhibition.
He actually thought about whether to let Xiaojiu celebrate his birthday with him, but he quickly rejected this idea: cultural symbols such as birthdays, names, etc., if analyzed according to absolute rationality, are actually not important.
But humans have given special meaning to these symbols, which is the biggest difference between humans and ashes. Xiaojiu is not an accessory of Ren Suo, she is also a unique creature, and Ren Suo does not want to tie her to him so casually.
Together, I hope she also has her own birthday symbol.
Of course, the biggest reason is that Ren Suo didn't have time to buy Xiaojiu a birthday gift, so he postponed it until next year...
Xiaojiu was very satisfied with this day and pulled Ren Suo to get up quickly. Dong Chengling, Qiao Muyi and Ren Xingmei were all awake. After a while, Gu Yueyan and Lin Xianyu also came, and a large group of people went to the city for a day of fun.
, go to the arcade center, go to the movies, go skating...
Bai Ji and Zhao Huo wanted to come after hearing the news, but... they had classes.
After eating all four cakes at the dinner party at night, everyone left their gifts and left together, leaving no one behind.
That's why Ren Suo looked at the pile of gifts in front of him in a daze.
Celebrating birthdays is already troublesome, and you have to give birthday gifts to others in the future...
As the bond level increases, there will be more and more troubles.
Ren Suo started to open the gifts, thinking that he should give back whatever others gave him.
First came Dong Chengling's gift, a very small box. Ren Suo couldn't guess what it was. Could it be a mobile phone?
When I took it apart, it turned out to be...a large bunch of keys.
Ren Suo blinked and used the "data flow" for the first time in a long time to explore the information on this bunch of keys:
"The anti-theft door key of Dong Chengling's house, the door key of Dong Chengling's house, the balcony key of Dong Chengling's house, the guest room key of Dong Chengling's house, and the bedroom key of Dong Chengling's house."
"...Do you want me to go there and accompany Xiaojiu on Saturdays and Sundays?" Ren Suo scratched his face. He felt very good about this gift. After all, his key was also given to Dong Chengling.
But what will he give to Dong Chengling on his birthday? His key has already been given away...
It's really hard to give back gifts.
Next is Qiao Muyi's gift, a square flat box.
In fact, Ren Suo wanted to refuse Qiao Muyi's gift, because just a few days ago, Qiao Muyi gave him a pair of noise-canceling headphones. If he wanted another gift, he would feel very embarrassed. He is not the kind of person who can accept favors from others calmly.
Even if his parents give him a mobile phone and computer, he will do housework for the first time to show his attitude.
However, Qiao Muyi made it clear that this was a very cheap gift and it was very light to pick up. If Ren Suo didn't want it, she would have no choice but to throw it away, so in the end Ren Suo accepted it.
When I took it apart, it turned out to be...a white mask.
Ren Suo picked up the mask and checked it using the data stream. It was not a magical item. Although it seemed to be made of high-end materials, it was not much more expensive. It was indeed very cheap. However, there were six words written on the mask:
Mr. Mu is the best.
Mr. Mu... Qiao Muyi... Ren Suo suddenly remembered something. He took out his phone and looked at it. He found that Qiao Muyi had changed his WeChat nickname from 'Xiao Qiao' to 'Mr. Mu' at some point. He
Because I had noted Qiao Muyi’s real name before, I never discovered it.
But when you write these six words on a mask... Let’s not mention whether Ren Suo needs a mask or not. Even if he does, he won’t wear this mask. It’s so shameful.
And how to send this back? Ren Suo thought about it. Qiao Muyi seemed to have always called him Xiao Suo. Did he want to send a black mask with the words "Xiao Suo is the best"?
Putting aside whether Qiao Muyi would like it or not, taking a step back, if she really wore it, Ren Suo felt that he would be ridiculed by Yu Kuangtu for his ability to choose gifts.
Another gift that is hard to give back.
Then there was Bai Ji's gift, a white scarf, which was said to be knitted by himself.
But... But Lianjiang is cold, not cold enough to wear a scarf. Apart from Bai Ji, there are only a few female teachers and students in Tianlian Academy who want to dress up as couples with him to wear scarves. Ren Suo
Physical fitness does not require a scarf at all.
Moreover, this is a scarf that he knitted himself, so if you give it back as a gift, you have to add the sincerity of making it by yourself.
However, Ren Suo's skills are all focused on playing games, and he doesn't know how to do anything at all.
Should I fold 888 little stars and give them to him? It would be troublesome, and such a girl, Bai Ji would definitely not like this kind of gift.
You always give gifts that are difficult to return.
Next was the gift from his sister. Ren Suo thought that it was better for her. After all, they had celebrated more than a dozen birthdays together. She knew her well and knew that she didn't want to receive expensive gifts, so most of her sister's gifts were coupons for helping out with running errands.
"Play game coupons together" is a joke-like reward coupon.
Then Ren Suo would give her a similar birthday gift, which cost nothing and showed sincerity.
This year, my sister also gave me reward coupons. Ren Suo opened them and took a look.
"Looking for sister knee pillow coupons"
"Chat ticket with my sister"
"Travel voucher with my sister"
Ren Suo flipped through it, speechless.
"I...even though I have always been in the Bronze rank, you don't have to give me a 'game ticket together'..." Ren Suo muttered.
Moreover, the reward coupons given by my sister this year suddenly changed to another field, and Ren Suo didn't know how to return the gift of "finding brother's lap pillow coupons"? Why does it feel weird?
This has added another problem to me.
Finally, it was Zhao Huo’s birthday gift. Ren Suo was also very curious. He obviously only found out about his birthday today, so how could he still tinker with his birthday gift?
Couldn't it be his wives who were placed in glass cabinets? If Zhao Huo really gave them away, Ren Suo would not dare to let them out and be seen by Xiaojiu, which would cause trouble. It was not because he was afraid of contaminating Xiaojiu, but because he was afraid that Xiaojiu would take action.
The template I created does not wear clothes...
Zhao Huo's gift is quite heavy.
Ren Suo opened Zhao Huo's gift with great expectation and saw something inside
A hammer.
It is not an ordinary hammer, but the exclusive weapon of a certain god in popular hero movies. It is a hammer called Thor's Hammer. The hammer head is very big. It is not used to smash nails, but to smash people.
Ren Suo picked it up and shook it, and the hammer actually lit up.
There is also a note from Zhao Huo in the box, which reads: "This is Thor's hammer. It can be hand-cranked to generate electricity. You just need to move it up and down violently and it will light up. It's cool, right? Don't thank me, we are
My friend, I should give you a hammer."
Ren Suo silently opened Taobao on his mobile phone and quickly found his target: a hatchet that could play a beautiful melody.
We are friends, so it is appropriate for me to give you a music player that can kill people.
Along the way, Ren Suo suddenly realized that it was Zhao Huo who was the most worry-free. He gave him such a shameless gift, and Ren Suo could naturally respond in a simple and rude way.
Oh, what's more worrying is that Gu Yueyan and Lin Xianyu didn't give it to them. But for Ren Suo, not giving it to him is the best gift. If he really needs something, he will buy it himself, so he doesn't want others to give it to him.
After tidying up, Ren Suo opened the Small World game console and summoned his clone to do some work.
He glanced at the clone wearing an apron and suddenly sighed: "Do you have a birthday gift for me?"
The clone looked at him but said nothing.
"Forget it, you can just juice all the oranges in that box." Ren Suo waved his hand: "Remember, you can pick off the fruit pieces. I like to drink orange juice with fruit pieces... Hmm? Why is your action pattern different?
Automatically switched to escape mode? Switched back to servant mode."
The clone went to work, and Ren Suo also continued the strategy of "Hunting Night".
Luna was still in her ultra-small form at this time, staying in the amusement park waiting for recovery. Ren Suo estimated that this ultra-small form debuff would have to wait until the next moon phase to be removed.
Fast forward in time, and sure enough, when the moon phase changed from the waning moon to the new moon (the moon was completely invisible), Luna suddenly returned to her original state. Fortunately, the aborigines of the Mask of the Moon had big hearts, and they saw Luna transformed into a living person.
Not surprised at all.
"Okay, let's go find out if there is any mission... huh?"
The missing moonlight as the waning moon turned into a new moon seemed to fall on Luna, renewing the miracle she possessed:
"Your miracle is to complete the moon ritual with a partner of the opposite sex and gain a lot of experience points for role-playing."
"The price you pay is that you have to maintain physical contact with members of the opposite sex for a period of time."
Ren Suo blinked: "...This game is too malicious to singles, isn't it!? Did the customized characters lose at the starting line from the beginning?"
