"By the way, do you know where I can learn massage?"
At noon on December 4th, Dong Chengling had no classes in the morning and was cooking at noon. Three female college students and the guy who had been wearing slippers for a long time came to eat, but the latter suddenly asked this question while eating.
Lin Xianyu picked up a piece of curry potato slices and gnawed on it, blinking: "Hmm...Brother Ren, why do you want to learn massage? Do you want to promote it in the school hospital?"
Gu Yueyan snorted: "You don't have good intentions."
Ren Xingmei suddenly put down her job, rubbed her shoulders, and sighed like an old woman: "Oh, I seem to have played too many games recently, and my shoulders are a little sore..."
When Ren Xingmei said this, Lin Xianyu also reacted and screamed, "My chest is a bit heavy and my shoulders are a bit sore..."
Ren Xingmei's face froze, and she looked down at the international airport where she was not much better than Ren Suo...
Seeing them dancing wildly, Ren Suo felt pain in his face: "Don't mention that I haven't learned yet. Even if I learn, I won't give you a massage..."
Dong Chengling, who was eating quietly, glanced at him: "Why?"
Ren Suo blinked, looked at Dong Chengling and asked, "Does the fourth-level monk still need a massage? Will his back and legs still ache?"
"Then who do you want to serve by learning massage?" Dong Chengling asked rhetorically.
Lin Xianyu agreed very much: "Yes, yes, brother Ren, you must have something to use what you learned, right? Do you want to open a massage parlor for the blind?"
Ren Xingmei puffed up her mouth and pretended to be a little angry: "Brother, the wealth should not go to outsiders. If you have good things, you have to take advantage of your sister."
Gu Yueyan said: "He must be up to something."
I learned to serve myself...
Ren Suo clicked his tongue: "Men and women cannot be intimate."
The four of them looked at Ren Suo with strange eyes at the same time. So you also know this sentence?
You usually don’t know, but why do you suddenly remember that I want you to do some work?
Gu Yueyan asked quietly: "So even if you learn it, you won't use it on other people of the opposite sex?"
"Don't talk about women, I don't even know how to kiss a man. I learned... I learned to respect my parents." Ren Suo finally came up with a good excuse: "After all, my parents are not young anymore, I want to see them
Let's see if we can combine therapeutic spells and massage techniques to develop a massage technique that can prolong life..."
This reason is irreproachable. Gu Yueyan whispered for a moment and said, "Teacher Zhao might."
"Zhao Huo?" Ren Suo was stunned: "He can still do this?"
Others were also very curious. Lin Xianyu said while eating curry chicken: "I only know that Lao Zhao is a martial arts successor. He once defeated all the invincible fighters in the world. I didn't expect that he can also massage... Hey, wait a minute.
Is he good at medicine, martial arts, divination, astrology, feng shui, and geomancy? Isn’t this a perfect template for a harem protagonist? Hey, wait a minute, isn’t it that a beautiful female college student like me is very dangerous?”
Gu Yueyan glared at Lin Xianyu: "Don't read those miscellaneous books... But you are right, Teacher Zhao does know medical skills. He studied martial arts passed down from his family. From ancient times to the present, medicine and martial arts have not been separated by family.
If a martial artist does not have the assistance of medical treatment, just physical training may leave the root of the disease."
Lin Xianyu muttered: "Martial arts masters don't always rely on their inner energy to protect their bodies, so they are afraid of getting hurt..."
Gu Yueyan was helpless: "Just look at it, how can you still believe it... There is no such thing as inner energy. At most, warriors have some breathing techniques to assist movement, which are similar to the breathing techniques we learned before. And warriors also have to
In life, the reason for learning martial arts is because the feudal dynasty did not rule the law well, and there were robbers and thieves who needed force to protect themselves, and iron-clad medical skills were their livelihood. Of course, there are also people who open martial arts schools and recruit disciples, but now they are rare..."
Ren Xingmei glanced at Gu Yueyan: "Yueyan, you know a lot."
"...I knew a little about it before." Gu Yueyan said: "Teacher Zhao's family martial arts is very complicated, but it should be derived from the form and meaning of Sun Wusheng's lineage. In the early stage of their martial arts training, they must use medicinal wine and the massage of the master.
Teacher Zhao must have learned how to relax your muscles and activate your muscles."
Lin Xianyu made a 'hiss' sound: "You keep saying that I read miscellaneous books all day long, but monitor, you are the one who reads miscellaneous books. Tell me, do you read martial arts and pornographic books!"
"I don't watch martial arts... I don't watch that kind of stuff!" Gu Yueyan was almost framed by Lin Xianyu, and angrily poked Lin Xianyu's tender waist, and finally said to Ren Suo: "What if
If you want to learn massage in college, Teacher Zhao should be a more professional choice."
Ren Suo nodded thoughtfully, and Ren Xingmei asked: "Brother, did you learn this to honor your parents? But you haven't been back for almost a year, and Xiaojiu doesn't even recognize you anymore."
Facing his sister's suspicious eyes, Ren Suo scratched his head: "I don't plan to surprise them during the Chinese New Year."
"Xiaojiu?" Lin Xianyu was a little confused: "Isn't Xiaojiu going to school here...?"
"What I'm talking about is that Xiaojiu is my cat. Speaking of which, Xiaojiu and my cat have the same name..."
"I'm still learning massage, why not spend all my time practicing..." Gu Yueyan muttered.
As they chatted, Ren Suo suddenly raised his head and said, "Congratulations on your second transfer."
Everyone fell silent instantly. Lin Xianyu, who was planning rice with a bowl of rice, was stunned and the chopsticks in his hand fell to the table.
Gu Yueyan, who was stared at by Ren Suo, was slightly startled: "How...how did you know?"
My headphones told me, Ren Suo thought.
"Intuition, my intuition has always been very accurate." Ren Suo didn't even bother to find an excuse and said: "In this case, Gu Yueyan, you should be the first monk among all the students to enter the second rank. I will report it later.
Maybe there are rewards from Tianlian Academy, such as complete exercises and spells..."
Ren Suo thought for a while and smiled: "However, no matter what happens at the academy, I will send you a gift to congratulate you... Is there anything you want?"
Gu Yueyan pursed her lips, nodded slightly, and shook her head.
At this time, Lin Xianyu finally came to his senses and asked hurriedly: "Squad leader, when did you get promoted? Why don't I know anything?"
"I was promoted last night." Gu Yueyan stared at Lin Xianyu and said calmly.
Lin Xianyu blinked, said oh, and didn't ask any more questions.
Ren Xingmei first said congratulations, then turned to ask Ren Suo: "Brother, what about me?"
"We'll talk about it after you get promoted to the second rank."
The happiest person here is Dong Chengling, but she can't say any gorgeous blessings. After smiling and congratulating, she said after a while: "Yueyan, do you want any gifts?"
"No, no, Sister Ling, you don't need to give it to me." Gu Yueyan said quickly: "I can practice so fast because of your guidance, Sister Ling. I should be the one to give you a gift..."
"How is it possible? You are my sister and my student. You have been promoted. I have to reward you well." Dong Chengling said: "If you like or want anything, just say it. Your sister Ling will definitely satisfy you."
you."
Hearing these words, Gu Yueyan's eyes couldn't help but glance at Ren Suo, who was the first to notice that she was promoted to rank two and then lowered his head to eat.
real?
…
In the afternoon, at Zhao Huo's house, Ren Suo walked into the living room and carefully looked at Zhao Huo's three glass cabinets. He didn't find the red-haired white rabbit-type spear girl, but he did find a magical girl wearing the magic girl suit of the Red Witch.
She has red hair and also holds a spear, but she is a little girl with no big breasts or round hips.
"Why, which one do you like?" Zhao Huo, who was wearing pajamas, patted Ren Suo's shoulder: "Don't be shy, as a man, it's normal to like figurines. Considering that you gave me so many things before,
You can pick one and take it away, I’ll keep the original box.”
Today, Zhao Huo had no classes in the morning or afternoon. He slept on the balcony to show off his butt before getting up to watch and play games. Naturally, he didn't change his clothes.
"Aren't these your wives?" Ren Suo asked: "Besides, it's not normal for men to like figurines."
"Some of them are not my wives, those men... those who look more like men, are not." Zhao Huo scratched his head: "Well, actually I was just talking casually. Anyway, if you choose the wife I like, I will
Definitely not opening the cabinet."
"And if you touch your chest and ask yourself, don't you think these figurines look good or cute?"
Ren Suo stared at a bunny girl figure in the action cabinet, feeling like he was lying to his conscience, so he had to change the topic: "I think after I fall asleep, these figures will wake up and walk around the house."
"If this really happens, I am willing to sleep for the rest of my life." Zhao Huo said very seriously.
The two chatted about this ridiculous topic for a while, and suddenly Zhao Huo said: "By the way, actually I also have something I want to discuss with you..."
"What's up?"
Zhao Huo seemed a little embarrassed to speak. After pondering for a while, Ren Suo blinked and said, "Let's talk about it first. I refuse to treat diseases like butt, smelly feet and penis. We don't want to talk about it if we are friends.
These sentimental places.”
"I can beat ten of you to death. I don't have any health problems at all." Zhao Huo said angrily. He was silent for a while and then said: "Ren Suo, actually... my fiancée may come to live with me.
.”
Ren Suo instantly straightened his back, his eyes were bright, and he was attentive. He moved his head slightly forward and asked in a kind and gentle tone: "Isn't this good?"
"But..." Zhao Huo sighed: "But... maybe you don't know, actually..."
"Actually, I'm a homebody."
Ren Suo turned his head and looked at the three cabinets of figures next to him. From the corner of his eye, he spotted the beautiful girl pillow in Zhao Huo's bedroom, and glanced at the luoli pattern on Zhao Huo's pajamas. He had to cover his mouth and took a deep breath.
He grabbed his thigh with his right hand, using his strong will and physical pain to prevent even a trace of laughter from coming out of his throat.
Calm down, be calm, don't laugh, Zhao Huo will fall off.
He quickly regained his composure and said kindly: "I really can't tell."
Zhao Huo said worriedly: "Although we were engaged before, we have never lived together. What if when she comes to live with me, she doesn't like me watching anime or letting me build Gundam at home, which causes conflicts?
But what should I do? I’m wondering whether I should refuse her to come over first..."
"No, no." Ren Suo said quickly: "I think your fiancée must have been mentally prepared. Your fiancée may even enter the house because of you. Then you can happily stay in bed.
Watch TV shows together, play games, chat..."
After Ren Suo's repeated cordial persuasion, Zhao Huo finally gave up the idea of rejection and began to dream about a beautiful cohabitation life.
What he didn't know was that Ren Suo was also thinking about visiting Zhao Huo's house more often in the future, otherwise he would miss the wonderful moments. Ren Suo didn't believe that Zhao Huo would keep this news secret, he would definitely leak it, and then there would definitely be a Three Kingdoms War for Hegemony, or even
Maybe it’s the Battle of Red Cliff…
Then Ren Suo talked about the purpose of his trip, and Zhao Huo agreed: "Massage skills? No problem. In fact, the massage techniques are all similar. After all, there are only so many places that people can massage. The only thing you need to pay attention to is to target them.
Different strength is exerted depending on the condition of the bones and muscles, but gestures are easy to learn..."
After spending an afternoon, Ren Suo finally got started with massage skills. In order to enjoy life as quickly as possible, he even used "Return of the Demon King" + "A Thousand Miles a Day" to strengthen his understanding, just to learn this skill as soon as possible.
Next, the clone will need to train more... I don’t know if the clone’s body memory will accumulate.
After returning home, Ren Suo saw that it was still early, so he continued to play "Hunting Night".
Read the archive of 'Luna, the third round of the waning gibbous moon'.
The picture emerged from the darkness, and what came into view was a bedroom illuminated by a moonlit night. The silver moonlight fell on Luna's snow-white skin, making those who watched it feel dizzy.
