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Chapter 605: Scumbag Ren Suo

Fourth moon phase.

Ren Suo woke up from bed, looked at the full moon outside, and fell into deep thought.

This was not because he woke up voluntarily, but because his body suddenly vibrated and his character tag for today actually had an alarm effect.

Because he has to get up, brush his teeth, wash his face, and start a new, beautiful, cheerful and considerate day.

The character tag thing is not without any routines. For example, when Ren Suo played the role of a doctor in the first moon phase, when he saw injured patients, the idea of ​​​​treating them would come to mind.

It's not because of desire, but because there is a sense of mission that "it's time to work", just like homework is due tomorrow, so tonight I can't play games easily, at most I can only play very nervously.

Games...but Ren Suo is very clear about what he wants to do and how he can satisfy his character label.

In order to achieve the character label, his first step is to wake up before everyone else.

Brush your teeth and wash your face, take a shower and wash your hair, then blow-dry your hair and comb it into a nice hairstyle. Because he didn’t grow a beard in the dream, Ren Suo also skipped the step of shaving.

Then he went back to his room, opened the closet, and saw a lot of clothes. Following his intuition, he picked out a set of home clothes and felt cheerful when he wore them.

Sitting in front of the dressing table, Ren Suo naturally did not put on makeup for himself. After all, makeup is a skill, not something that can be given casually by character labels.

However, even at Ren Suo's level, he can continue to make fine adjustments to himself: such as arranging his eyelashes, applying a little cream, shaping his eyebrows...

This set of skills took him nearly an hour. During the process, the full moon outside turned into a waning gibbous moon, and he heard Luna leaving the house and running to fight for the Silver Moon Crystal.

Ren Suo could suddenly understand why others said that girls spend a lot of time dressing up before going out. Even a tough guy like him who could cut off his hair just to make it easier for him to wash his hair could also dress himself up if he wanted to.

It takes so long, not to mention those girls who need primer, eyebrows, eyeshadow and lipstick...

Looking at himself in the mirror, of course there was no qualitative improvement in his appearance. He didn't even put on makeup. The qualitative change in appearance was just a disguise. However, Ren Suo estimated that if he went to university, he might be able to gain a lot.

Less 'bah' appreciation.

Of course, he didn't get up an hour early to clean up because he was pretty. He was Ren Suo. He could kick off his slippers to the canteen when he was in school. In order to sleep a little longer, he even developed a magical trick of brushing his teeth and washing his face at the same time, so he woke up early to play games.

It is possible. For example, when I was a kid, I would get up in the middle of the night to play on the computer while my parents were sleeping.

There is no doubt that this is a requirement of the character label, and Ren Suo must sort himself out before he can continue to play.

However, this character tag...

I have absolutely no experience in this area!

I am not Zhao Huo!

Little did I know there would be occasions where experience in this area is needed!

Just when Ren Suo was feeling very conflicted, the doorbell rang outside. Ren Suo went over to open the door, and the person who knocked on the door was naturally Luna, who was panting and blushing, and she must have run back again.

Today, Luna only wore a vest and jeans. Although it was very convenient for fighting, it was also very cool. She looked at Ren Suo with eyes full of expectation, her eyes were lively, and she tilted her head, giving her a feeling of eagerness to try.

At this time, Ren Suo heard the sound of the door opening in the room. He turned his head and saw Gu Yueyan, who was dressed casually, rubbing his eyes and walking out. He closed the door and motioned for Luna to sit first, and then went over and pushed Gu Yueyan to the bathroom.

Gu Yueyan was startled by Ren Suo's initiative at first, but she quickly remembered something, breathed a sigh of relief, and happily enjoyed Ren Suo helping her brush her teeth, wash her face, comb her hair, and braid her hair. Gu Yueyan did not expect that the training the day before yesterday turned out to be...

It can come in handy so quickly.

When preparing breakfast, Ren Suo took the initiative to ask for help, and Gu Yueyan asked him to help cut things. But the skill of cooking is not automatically acquired just because you are a third-level monk. Ren Suo cut the food into three-pointed and eight-pointed shapes.

, Gu Yueyan smiled and asked, "You don't know how to cook. How did you cook for us during the winter solstice?"

"That's because I prepared all day long, from morning to afternoon." Ren Suo was really not lying. He went to buy ingredients in the morning that day.

"Let me do it, you go wash the vegetables."

"oh."

I don't know whether it was Ren Suo who actually speeded up cooking, or Gu Yueyan's happy mood and increased efficiency, so breakfast was ready quickly.

"Luna, come to eat."

Gu Yueyan was not surprised that Luna appeared here. Now Luna clearly wanted to catch Ren Suo to gain experience. After all, interactive character tags were too convenient to gain experience.

And she also discovered that as the character tags in the first three days were completed, there were more and more types of character tags she could choose, and the gameplay became more and more diverse. For example, for Ren Suo today, she spent more than half of her divine power.

It was just arranged for Ren Suo.

So far, Ren Suo's performance has been good.

However, Gu Yueyan didn't know what Luna's character tag was today. She peeked at Luna while eating breakfast, only to find that Luna was looking at the two of them openly after breakfast, looking like a curious baby.

Very well-behaved.

Just when Gu Yueyan peeked at Luna, she suddenly felt the corner of her mouth being scratched. She turned her head and saw Ren Suo holding his finger in his mouth.

Ren Suo blinked and said, "You had cake crumbs here just now..."

Gu Yueyan blinked her eyes, pursed her lips, lowered her head and ate silently.

Although she had expected it, when Ren Suo actually made such an intimate move according to the character label, she was also flustered!

After breakfast, Luna still sat obediently on the sofa in the living room and waited. Ren Suo followed Gu Yueyan to the study and asked curiously: "Is your character tag related to reading?"

"Yeah," Gu Yueyan nodded. She also wanted to take this opportunity to use character tags to improve her cultivation. Last night, she discovered that she could spend a small amount of divine power to add a 'reader' job to herself.

She is a person who likes to read. This job is very suitable for her, and it does not affect her interaction with Ren Suo, so she made some small adjustments for herself.

Gu Yueyan sat down to read. The study room was almost full of books she had read or on her reading list. Ren Suo had nothing to do and pressed her shoulder. She enjoyed this sweet time and asked questions while reading.

Said: "What identity has Luna arranged for you today?"

The hand pressing on the shoulder paused for a moment, and then Ren Suo's voice sounded: "Friend."

"It's as simple as just friends?"

"It's...a friend who you can eat and drink for free."

Gu Yueyan thought that it was true. She turned her head and glanced at Ren Suo, and found that Ren Suo's face was full of desire but hesitated to speak. She thought about it and knew what Ren Suo wanted to do, so she said: "

I'm studying to gain experience now, you go out to find Luna and gain experience."

I like it, but reading is a very personal matter for Gu Yueyan. If Ren Suo is around, it will disturb her. Then the reader experience will not be improved, and the interaction with Ren Suo will not be done well, and she will end up in two ends.

If you don't want to please me, you might as well let Ren Suo have some fun.

Moreover, there are several books here that Gu Yueyan has wanted to read for a long time, and she also wants to read quietly.

Ren Suo blinked and hesitated: "...is it okay?"

"Okay, you can go." Gu Yueyan said. Luna didn't do anything special to Ren Suo today. She was more conservative than being a pet last night. She was very reassured about Luna. Luna's temperament was like that of a little kid.

My child, find Ren Suo as a friend, he is a very good match in terms of mental age.

And Gu Yueyan suddenly felt a little embarrassed when he saw Ren Suo trying his best to please him.

The character labels she arranged for Ren Suo were very complicated. The specific requirements were: clean and sunny, considerate and meticulous, good-looking and never tire of it, a dedicated man who is very disgusted with his girlfriend, like a clingy little cat.

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Gu Yueyan just wanted to give it a try. After all, Luna's 'pet girl' had a huge impact on her yesterday, so she also wanted to know to what extent the divine authority could arrange people.

Unexpectedly, neither Dark Side of the Moon nor Ren Suo let her down!

Praise the moon god!

But when Ren Suo turned into what she expected, Gu Yueyan felt a little sad that she had never deliberately tried to please others, and neither did Ren Suo. Now she said it was to allow Ren Suo to better gain experience and earn cultivation, but in fact

But she can use divine authority to shape Ren Suo into the person she likes best. Is Ren Suo really enjoying this intimacy?

Of course, it hurts, but after passing through this village, there is no such store. Even though Gu Yueyan knows that Ren Suo will be back to his original state tomorrow, but... let's get over it first and talk about it today.

But raising a dog also meant walking around, and she didn't want Ren Suo to get bored as he acted, so she asked Ren Suo to take a break.

After confirming again and again, Ren Suo asked seriously: "Then shall I go find Luna?"

"Um."

"I might play with her in her room."

"playing what?"

"It might be playing flying chess, but it might also be..."

"Okay, okay, let's go."

Ren Suo left the study and saw Luna sitting on the sofa doing nothing. When she heard the noise, she immediately looked over, wagging her butt and looking at him curiously.

Ren Suo pointed to her room: "Luna, go to your room?"

Luna immediately rushed into the room and stood waving to Ren Suo, looking very eager.

Ren Suo took a deep breath and walked into the room as if he were dead. There was no light inside, and the door was closed as soon as he entered. Then Luna bit him hard, pressed him down and kissed him forcefully.

Ren Suo, who had already collected 20 wealth points from Luna and kissed Luna four times, was very used to it.

But, in the dim room, the two people were hot, and with Nephrite in his arms, the reason Ren Suo could still remain motionless was because... Luna was looking at him.

When they kissed, he and Luna looked at each other.

These are a pair of very beautiful and clear eyes, with dark green pupils that look as bright as gems.

However, what Ren Suo saw in his eyes was only curiosity, smile and excitement, like a child finding an ant nest.

Ren Suo naturally remembered that the identity he arranged for today's Luna was the 'Daughter of Shura who broke up the other's couple', but now Luna obviously has her own thoughts, so he doesn't know what Luna's mood is in coming to seduce him.

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Now he kind of understands that Luna probably thinks of him as a toy!

After wanting to understand this, Ren Suo also became serious: when it was his turn to play, he would give his best!

Isn’t it just to learn from Zhao Huo? Ren Suo, accept the challenge!

After kissing for a while, Luna was still not satisfied, so she pressed him directly on the bed, stuck out her little tongue and licked Ren Suo's entire face. Ren Suo couldn't resist at all, as if he was attacked by a big cat.

Same.

It seemed that she had finally finished enjoying herself. Luna just lay on top of him, raised her butt and shook it around. She stared at Ren Suo and asked, "Do you like me?"

"Yes, yes." Ren Suo nodded.

"Are you willing to do anything for me?" Luna asked again.

"Yes, yes." Ren Suo nodded.

Luna was very satisfied. She leaned her head over, rubbed Ren Suo's face with her pretty face, and asked, "Then you will stay with me from now on and don't get close to other people."

Yes, this is what Luna came up with last night!

Humans go into estrus one-on-one, and now the new pet has been occupied by the female. Luna also wants to find this new pet to try the human way of estrus, but she doesn't want to fight with the female who is very good to her, so

The only answer is to make the new pet give up the female and then go into heat with yourself!

Hehe, when the new pet agrees, I will let him lick my fur!

But I have so little hair...

Before Luna could think about her future licking activities, she heard the decisive voice of her new pet:

"this is not OK."

Meow?

Luna raised her head, held Ren Suo's neck with both hands, and said dissatisfied: "Why? Don't you love me? Did you lie to me?"

"No, no!" Ren Suo shook his head repeatedly.

Luna asked: "Then why can't you leave her?"

"Why do I have to leave others if I love you?" Ren Suo asked.

Meow meow?

Luna thought for a few seconds and said: "Because of love...because you all said this is right!"

"Wrong, wrong, this is actually wrong." Ren Suo shook his head: "If I choose you today because of love and leave others, then one day in the future, I will definitely abandon you because of love."

Meow meow meow?

Seeing that Luna had been knocked unconscious by him, Ren Suo felt relieved. Fortunately, the character tag not only serves as an alarm, but also has a speaking prompt!

It's not a speaking prompt, it's just that the character label made him understand what key points he had to answer when faced with other women's emotional requests in order to get through.

"The most ridiculous thing in this world is to get carried away by love, then combine, separate, separate and then combine again, and the cycle goes on and on, with no peace." Ren Suo said sincerely: "And I don't just like you, either.

If I abandon others, then I may also abandon you."

Ren Suo's fallacy made Luna, who was new to the world, feel dizzy. She looked at Ren Suo curiously and asked, "Then what are you going to do?"

At this moment, Ren Suo was not fighting alone.

He recalled that man!

Who inspired him to have confidence in others?

Who makes him look forward to the future?

Who made him no longer afraid of marriage?

It's Zhao Huo!

Bloody wedding banquet! Corpses divided into five equal parts! Endless pursuit!

If it were Zhao Huo, how would he answer?

Ren Suo looked at Luna intently, hugged Luna's waist with both hands, and said seriously:

"That's it, the three of us will live happily together."

Fourth moon phase.

Ren Suo's real character label is: clean and sunny, considerate and meticulous, good-looking and never tire of it, very tired of both 'girlfriend' and 'lover'... a scumbag.


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