Because there are two soft and elastic bodies on him!
There was no fluctuation in his heart, and he even felt a little out of breath: his two heads pressed against his chest, and it was slightly difficult to breathe.
The two of them were holding themselves and each other at the same time, making the three of them play stacking Arhats or making spring rolls. However, he was the Arhat at the bottom, the bottom layer of spring rolls.
Gu Yueyan slept like a lady, lying on her side, with her hands on her chest, her head resting on Ren Suo's chest, and her breathing was very steady.
Luna was very magical. She snored for a very long time. It was not the kind of explosive snoring noise that would affect her sleep, but was very gentle. It sounded like the sound of a small electric motor shaking, as if all the bones in her body were vibrating, causing
Ren Suo was also shocked.
Ren Suo, who was already awake, had no expression on his face and touched their heads, trying to wake them up.
If there was only one person on his body, Ren Suo might be able to bear it; but with two people on his body, Ren Suo, even with the body of a third-level monk, would not be able to carry nearly two hundred kilograms and still sleep!
As for whether the two of them combined weighed 200 kilograms, Ren Suo felt that they should. As the saying goes, they weighed less than 100 pounds, and they were either flat-chested or short. They were neither, and they might have exceeded it by a lot.
However, the more he touched him, the more comfortable they slept. Gu Yueyan curled up and his sleep became sweeter and sweeter; Luna rubbed him directly, scratched his chest, and turned her head, as if hoping
He touches this side.
I want to wake you up, not pet the cat!
As if they could hear the roar in Ren Suo's heart, Gu Yueyan and Luna woke up at the same time. They didn't seem surprised that they appeared on Ren Suo. After sitting up, they looked at each other and smiled at the same time: "I love you, you both
My wings."
Then, the smile on Gu Yueyan's face solidified instantly.
you?
After Luna finished speaking, she turned her head and glanced at the waning gibbous moon outside the window. She immediately got out of bed, put on her windbreaker and flew out on moon steps, leaving Ren Suo and Gu Yueyan looking at each other in the bedroom.
"What is your identity today?" Gu Yueyan calmed down and stared at Ren Suo and asked.
She had already noticed something.
Ren Suo could actually guess the situation in front of him.
He couldn't remember things about NPCs, but he had to have some impressions about the protagonist of the game.
After the stranger, the environmental king, the pet girl, and the daughter of Shura, Luna's next character label is naturally the master of the harem. Although Ren Suo skipped many plots, he still remembers Luna and the little nurse (Gu Yue)
(Words) are all flapping with the same wings.
"I am your common wings." Ren Suo spread his hands and said, "I am responsible for taking care of your daily life, food and entertainment... full-time lover."
Although he had guessed that half of his plan had failed, Gu Yueyan couldn't help but feel a little discouraged when he heard what Ren Suo said. She thought Luna would choose herself, but she didn't expect Luna to choose them all!
Now, her character tag is that she likes Luna and Ren Suo, Luna's character tag is that she likes herself and Ren Suo, and Ren Suo's character tag is probably twisted into liking herself and Luna... What is this?
?Love is a random link?
Gu Yueyan sighed slightly and lay on the bed again, curling up with her pillow in a daze. Ren Suo also looked at her and couldn't help but yawned, got out of bed and planned to go to the living room to continue sleeping.
"Hold me."
"Um?"
Ren Suo turned his head and saw Gu Yueyan lying on the bed and stretching out her hands to him. The blush spread from her ears to her cheeks, but her eyes and tone were very determined: "Hold me to wash up!"
Although there were unplanned instability factors, Gu Yueyan quickly adjusted his mentality: Luna was just a friend they met on the dark side of the moon. After returning to reality, Luna would not meet them again.
Luna is a destabilizing factor, but will soon be unable to affect them anymore.
Luna was struggling with this, so she might as well continue to implement the plan. Moreover, she originally planned to enjoy it today. She had been looking forward to today for a long time!
This moon phase, Gu Yueyan did not imitate the plot of the movie, but was purely based on the dream life that Lin Xianyu once talked about with her.
Today, Gu Yueyan will live the dream life that Lin Xianyu has dreamed of ahead of schedule!
Ren Suo blinked and pondered for a while, "Can't you go by yourself?"
"This is the requirement of the character tag." Gu Yueyan still lay on the bed and reached out to him, refusing to sit up no matter what, and said seriously: "This is how to gain experience with the greatest efficiency!"
Gu Yueyan wasn't lying, but there was more than one way to gain experience with maximum efficiency. She just chose the one she wanted to try the most.
Ren Suo didn't hesitate much. After all, they had woken up in the same bed several times, and they also had the reason to gain experience and gain cultivation. He came over and picked up Gu Yueyan like a princess. Gu Yueyan still
Somewhat nervous, he carefully hugged Ren Suo's neck with both hands and lowered his head to avoid Ren Suo's sight.
"Well... Luna is heavier than you." Ren Suo weighed it with his hands. He had hugged Luna several times before (in a coma state), so he could make some comparisons.
Gu Yueyan was a little happy when she heard this. Every girl doesn't like being praised for her light weight, but she heard Ren Suo continue to say: "You are about the same height and about the same figure. I didn't expect Luna to be a little heavier than you..."
…”
The heights are about the same, the body shapes are about the same, but the difference in weight is...
Gu Yueyan looked at his bulging chest, raised his head and glanced at Ren Suo, wondering if Ren Suo had just said a dirty joke. However, thinking of Ren Suo's previous speech in the swimming pool, Gu Yueyan felt very
Maybe, he asked tentatively: "Do you think it's better to be heavier or lighter?"
Ren Suo instantly became vigilant. This kind of question was a bit like a death question!
Faced with this kind of question, it is impossible to choose just one. You must find another way to find the focus of the questioner and then solve it in a targeted manner!
A little heavier, a little lighter, it’s all about weight, so you have to grasp the weight and deal with it!
"It's okay. Anyway, I might be able to learn the magic to increase or decrease fat in the future. If you want to make it heavier, lighter, bigger, or smaller, I can help you solve it!" Ren Suo said seriously. He believed that there must be such a magic because of this.
The economic benefits involved are very large, and Xuan Guo will definitely study it!
Infrastructure construction, sophisticated equipment, and life technology, these three are the three extraordinary development directions of Xuanguo magic. Instead of killing and killing, you can research and study casually. If you have enough, peace and development will be the mainstay of today's era.
But when Gu Yueyan heard his words, she couldn't help but think of other aspects...
A little heavier, a little light, a little big, a little small...
It can't be any bigger, otherwise the shoulders will be very tired, and a lot of sweat accumulates in the ditch during daily exercise, making it wet and uncomfortable... At most, it can be about the same age as Mr. Dong...
Still washing his teeth and face, after a few days, Ren Suo actually started to get used to serving Gu Yueyan, very naturally and quickly. After he was done, he took Gu Yueyan back to the bedroom to braid his hair.
Gu Yueyan had absolutely no intention of leaving on her own. She would not move at all on this day (Dark Side of the Moon even canceled the excretion process), and was like a disabled person, enjoying Ren Suo's care throughout the entire process.
Yes, this is the dream life that Lin Xianyu is looking forward to!
You don’t have to move a finger, you can open your mouth and reach out when you eat, and you can enjoy 360° all-round care and caring without leakage. The main reason is to gain experience in brushing character tags, and the secondary reason is that Gu Yueyan wants to criticize Lin.
Lin Xianyu's dream, but criticism without evidence is just prejudice, so she needs to try this depraved life and realize how ugly this life is, and then she can better criticize Lin Xianyu's dream.
Looking at the ball-shaped head in the mirror, Gu Yueyan nodded with satisfaction and motioned for Ren Suo to help her put on the orange hamster jacket next to her. Lin Xianyu often wore this dress. After she wore this dress, she would wear it all day long.
She doesn't go out anymore and stays in the dormitory. For Gu Yueyan, wearing this dress seems to mean that she is enjoying life for Lin Xianyu.
"I want to watch a movie!"
"Cola!"
"potato chips!"
After a while, the lights in the living room were turned off and the projection screen was lowered. It was suddenly a home theater. Ren Suo chose a movie and found that it was actually a cartoon about the transformation of the Ren family's comic book "The Massacre of the Western Jin Dynasty", a true love story.
Action blockbuster.
"All the heroes in the world are beasts, and the ghosts everywhere are not human. But I have a sword that can cut off all the shackles. I don't ask for the next life, but I ask for no regrets. I will kill people with their heads rolling. Even if I die a hundred times, I will be happy..."
This cartoon tells the story of the massacre of people in the Western Jin Dynasty. It is very bloody and violent. The simple introduction is that the world is in the troubled times of the Western Jin Dynasty. A certain descendant of the Ren family committed suicide to avoid being disturbed by the shackles of the bloodline (no killing, no access to power,
(Must kill demons)), then go down the mountain and become a human slaughterer, smoothing out all injustices and killing all guilty people.
Because being loved by the people will activate the curse of the Ren family bloodline, Rentu has always shown himself as a severely injured and cruel beggar, scaring away all the grateful people and forcing everyone to hate him. But even so, there is still a little girl who is completely
Don't be afraid of him, just follow Ren Tu and wander through this troubled world...
The little girl takes good care of Rentu and cooks for him in the broken house every day. She looks sweet and warm. Rentu suddenly explodes after collecting information and kills all the bad guys in the shortest time. She looks handsome and cool.
"When was this film released?" Ren Suo asked curiously.
It seems that Xuan Guo has not given up on wooing Ren Han. He hopes that Ren Han will see these entertainment works and can't help but go online to comment.
"It seems to be released on Christmas. I originally planned to watch it with Xianyu. By the way, I want to eat fried chicken." Gu Yueyan said lazily, taking a sip of Coke.
Ren Suo blinked, "There are no bombs at home?"
"If you have the materials, just learn how to make it. It's not difficult." Gu Yueyan put her smooth feet on the sofa and waved her hand for Ren Suo to hurry up: "You will also gain experience in cooking."
"Hmm (°ー°〃)..." Ren Suo smacked his lips, and finally went to the kitchen to learn how to make fried chicken nuggets.
After a while, Luna came back. She looked curiously at the dim living room and the movie being played on the projection screen, then sat down next to Gu Yueyan very naturally, drank Coke and ate potato chips, took off her shoes and socks and crossed her legs.
Watch movies.
Gu Yueyan glanced at Luna helplessly and shouted towards the kitchen: "Are the fried chicken nuggets ready?"
"Okay, okay!" Ren Suo brought out a bucket of fried chicken nuggets. It looked pretty good. After all, the character tag assigned to him by Gu Yueyan also included housework proficiency. When he was making fried chicken nuggets,
You will naturally know the cooking steps.
As soon as Ren Suo came over, Luna's eyes suddenly lit up. She pulled him to sit down, held Ren Suo's arm between her hands, and ate the fried chicken happily.
At this time, Gu Yueyan finally couldn't help it anymore: You drank my Coke, ate my potato chips, and robbed my man. I've endured it all, but you actually robbed me of my fried chicken nuggets?
I don’t dare to eat this kind of calorie-exploding food in real life, so I finally managed to taste it in my dreams!
Gu Yueyan directly grabbed the fried chicken bucket and held it in his arms. He put his feet on Ren Suo's thigh and pressed against Luna's body. He asked first, "Luna, do you like me?"
"I like it." Luna nodded while looking at Gu Yueyan's fried chicken bucket.
"Then just stay with me and don't touch him, okay?" Gu Yueyan made a last-ditch effort to create a world for the two of them. He also shook the fried chicken in his hand, dipped it in some ketchup and ate it.
"...No! I like him too! I want to be with you!" Luna looked at the fried chicken bucket and licked her lips, but still said firmly.
"So you like me as well as him?" Gu Yueyan asked.
Luna: "Yes. What about you? Do you like me?"
Gu Yueyan chuckled twice and ate a piece of fried chicken: "I like it."
Luna immediately greeted: "Then sit over and touch your head for me."
But Luna's eyes were fixed on the fried chicken bucket, and it didn't look like she was just touching her head.
Gu Yueyan shook her head, hooked her foot, and turned Ren Suo, who was watching a movie, toward her: "No, I want to lie in his arms. It's his turn to take care of me today."
Luna blinked, looked at Gu Yueyan, and then at Ren Suo: "So you like both me and him?"
Gu Yueyan nodded: "Yes."
The two of them looked at each other, and Luna suddenly thought of something, stretched out her hand and said, "Honey, let me have a piece~"
Gu Yueyan's whole body trembled when she heard that, and she shook her head repeatedly. Luna didn't mind, hugged Ren Suo and said, "Hubby~ I want to eat that~"
Ren Suo looked away from the scene of Rentu carrying the little girl on his back and killing everyone, and asked doubtfully: "Husband?"
"Among people who love each other, isn't it true that the woman is the wife and the man is the husband?" Luna said: "She is my wife, and you are my husband. My wife refuses to give me food, then what about you, husband?"
Hurry up and find me something to eat, just that!"
Ren Suo already knew Luna's temperament, and now his character label was indeed similar to Luna's, so he didn't refute and went to the kitchen to make the second bucket of fried chicken.
After bringing the fried chicken, Gu Yueyan said lazily: "The Coke is gone."
"There are no more potato chips."
When Luna saw Gu Yueyan acting coquettishly like this, she immediately said the same thing: "Hubby, I also want a Coke, and I also want goat's milk ice cream!"
Ren Suo's eyebrows jumped wildly and he complied with their request.
"Help me squeeze my feet."
"I want a husband too."
"Feed me potato chips, there's so much oil."
"I want a husband too."
"help me……"
"I want a husband too."
Ren Suo finally couldn't help it anymore, twitched the corner of his mouth, stopped and looked at the two of them calmly.
Gu Yueyan turned her head and saw Ren Suo looking at her eagerly. She felt slightly panicked, wondering if she had gone too far.
Fortunately, Luna was the vanguard: "Husband, why did you stop? Do you want to be disobedient? Isn't there a saying that a wife is always right? Are you still not our husband?"
When it comes to competing for benefits, Luna's speech becomes very smooth.
"Yes, that's right, there is a saying that what the wife says is always right," Ren Suo gritted his teeth and said, "But the wife may not have thought that she may not always be the wife."
Gu Yueyan's expression changed and she blinked, thinking about what to say to appease Ren Suo. Unexpectedly, Ren Suo actually refused to be labeled as a character and did not want to accept their exploitation.
But Luna didn't hear Ren Suo's subtext. She tilted her head and thought carefully: "A wife may not always be a wife...then what else could it be?"
Ren Suo chuckled and said, "Guess?"
Luna blinked her eyes and suddenly exclaimed: "I know!"
While speaking, Luna rushed over from the sofa, and even used the feathers of explosive teleportation. Ren Suo was completely unable to dodge, and was directly pressed to the ground by her!
"A wife may not always be a wife, she may also be a widow."
Luna pressed Ren Suo's hands and said seriously: "I haven't been a widow yet! I want to try!"
She remembered that Xiao Yuyu once said that a wife would be upgraded to a widow!
Ren Suo blinked, looked at Luna for a few seconds, confirmed that Luna's eyes really showed eager curiosity, and immediately said: "I think it's quite fun to be your husband, please continue to be my wife, thank you
.”
"Huh? But I want to be a widow..."
"You can become a widow in a few days, and you can become a widow in a few days." Ren Suo had cold sweat on his forehead. He was really not sure whether Luna would cut off the butcher's knife and become a widow immediately.
He just wanted to lose his temper and reduce his workload. Now that Gu Yueyan looked at him apologetically, his goal should have been achieved.
"Then it's agreed." Luna let go of Ren Suo with a look of regret, and then continued to happily enjoy her husband's considerate and thoughtful service.
So this is what it feels like to be loved: when the food comes, you open your mouth and stretch out your hands, when you shout, someone comes to serve you, and all your requests are met...
Um?
Luna, who was watching a movie next to Gu Yueyan, suddenly realized something: Wait, wasn't I living this kind of life before?
Luna, who was deep in thought, suddenly touched the fragrant ice cream on her lips. Luna took a bite subconsciously and found that the taste seemed different.
"What do you think of the cantaloupe flavor?" Ren Suo held a bowl of nine-color ice cream and said, "There are also blueberry, taro, chocolate, watermelon and other flavors. I don't know if you like it or not."
"I like it!" Luna agreed happily after eating another big mouthful of ice cream.
"That's good, you fought hard," Ren Suo touched Luna's head and said with a gentle smile, "Have a good rest."
Luna looked at Ren Suo blankly, feeling something strange in her heart. She felt very keenly, and she could see it from Pet Suo's eyes. Pet Suo seemed to really know that she was fighting hard and that it would hurt if she was injured.
, knowing that she would be scared...but Petsuo could not help her with anything, so Petsuo could only make her some delicious ice cream.
After feeding Luna, Ren Suo went to Gu Yueyan's place to gain experience. However, as soon as he passed by, Luna hugged his hand from behind.
Ren Suo turned around and asked, "What's wrong?"
Luna blinked her eyes and shook her head: "It's okay, you can continue."
Even though she said this, Luna still held Ren Suo's hand and watched the movie sideways.
