Chapter 612 I also want a whole set of 4D monthly tickets]
After Ren Suo spent more than ten minutes explaining that he could not have children in the Dark Side of the Moon, Luna's face was full of frustration: "I thought you could have children as long as you were not sterilized..."
Why do you have this strange impression that I have been neutered?
Ren Suo twitched the corners of his lips and said: "And we don't call it giving birth to a baby, we call it giving birth to a child... or giving birth to the crystallization of love..."
At this time, the light in the living room suddenly turned on. Gu Yueyan, who should have been sleeping, walked out of the bedroom, looked at the two of them and asked curiously: "What are you two doing in the living room without turning on the light?"
"Greed the crystallization of love!" Luna immediately started to learn how to use it, and said lowly: "But it seems that I can't have children here, and I won't be able to have children when I return to reality..."
Gu Yueyan was slightly startled, but she didn't break the vinegar bottle. After all, Luna was grabbing Ren Suo's collar and pushing him against the wall. It didn't look like he was being coy, but rather like a robbery...at most.
That is to say, the amount of goods involved in the robbery is hundreds of millions.
But this is the dark side of the moon, and Luna can't rob it at all!
"Why do you..." Gu Yueyan stopped mid-sentence and asked directly: "Do you want to have a child with him?"
Ren Suo also looked at Luna, not too shy, but his face was full of surprise and curiosity. Could it be that the game character fell in love with him?
Oops, I suddenly feel a sense of accomplishment.
And this is a game character who doesn’t know his true identity and falls in love with himself when interacting!
It's like a daughter raised by one's own hands...
Wait, it's not that perverted, it should be the little girl I saw growing up...
Wait, it's not that weird, it should be...
Ren Suo couldn't find any other reason. Although he was indeed very happy and happy, when Luna said she wanted to have a child with him, it felt like Xiaojiu said she would marry her eldest brother in the future.
Hey, just listen to what kids say. When I was a kid, my sister said that we would never be separated from each other forever! When I was a kid, I also said that I would beg for a few wives to take home, which made my mother angry!
"Yes!" Luna nodded heavily.
"Why?" Gu Yueyan continued to ask: "Do you like him so much that you want to have children with him?"
"Yes!" Luna continued to nod.
Gu Yueyan noticed that the corners of Ren Suo's mouth couldn't help but curl up, showing a trace of joy. She thought for a moment and suddenly asked: "If you and Mr. Suo have a baby, you can no longer eat ice cream, will you give birth?"
"
"No!" Luna immediately flicked Ren Suo onto the sofa. She said very excitedly: "If you can't eat ice cream, what's the point of living!"
"Sure enough, I still can't compare to ice cream..." Ren Suo sat up with a smile. He and Gu Yueyan looked at each other, but they still didn't understand what Luna was thinking.
The two of them had long seen that Luna's mental age was very young, almost like a child. Otherwise, even if Ren Suo knew that Luna was harmless, Gu Yueyan would not dare to spend time with Luna day and night. But because Luna was too easy to deal with, and
Gu Yueyan liked people like Luna very much, so Gu Yueyan had no choice but to accept the fact that Luna would form a threesome with them.
Gu Yueyan once secretly discussed Luna's mental age with Ren Suo. He felt that it was incredible that there was such an innocent and childlike person among the Moon God Apostles.
However, Ren Suo has long since calmly accepted this fact: Most of the game characters are from the Small World game console, and it is normal for them to develop whatever kind of personality they want.
If you look at Explorers, they all have this kind of arrogant personality that will definitely get beaten six times if they walk around on the street. In comparison, Luna is actually pretty normal.
Although he knew that Luna was actually acting on a whim, Gu Yueyan had a thought in mind: it would be fun if Luna arranged a character label for Ren Suo as 'the father of the child'... The point is that if Ren Suo becomes
'The child's father', what will become of his character label?
Ex-wife or mistress?
Gu Yueyan pulled Luna to sit down and said, "Why do you suddenly want to do this to him?"
Luna tilted her head and said, "Because it takes a male and a female to have a baby."
Gu Yueyan glanced at Ren Suo. Ren Suo spread his hands. I am a male. Do you blame me?
"Then why do you suddenly want to do such a thing?" Gu Yueyan asked.
"Because I want to," Luna said, "I've never tried to have a baby."
Luna lowered her head and touched her breasts and butt, and said: "According to human standards, I should have a big breasts and a big butt. I must be very fertile and can give birth to many, many children!"
"Is it just because you want to?" Gu Yueyan asked: "If the person is not him, are you willing?"
Luna blinked her eyes, looked at Ren Suo sitting opposite, suddenly jumped up and ran into Ren Suo's arms, making Ren Suo retching, but she lay in Ren Suo's arms and sniffed around.
Said: "No, I don't know other people. Among the humans I know, he is the only one who makes me feel like having children."
Ren Suo held Luna's waist and pushed her away. He couldn't help but smile when he heard this. When he noticed Gu Yueyan's eyes, his smile subsided slightly. He looked at Luna and said, "But Luna, I'm sorry."
Children are not that simple."
"Isn't it very simple?" Luna blinked: "Isn't it just a matter of trembling?"
"Of course it's more than just a shiver, at least it will take a while... Hey, that's not what I said." Seeing Gu Yueyan's face getting darker and darker, Ren Suo suppressed his dirty jokes and said seriously: "Didn't I just say that?
Well, another way of saying that giving birth to a child is to give birth to the crystallization of love, so love is needed to give birth to a child."
"Yeah, that's it!" Luna looked like she suddenly understood, and nodded repeatedly: "Give me one too!"
Ren Suo twitched his lips, but he saw desire written on Luna's face, and thought that Luna might really be a random personality created by the Small World game console, so Luna had no idea about many common sense.
Ren Suo couldn't help but become gentle, stared at Luna and said, "Then you must first find someone you don't hate and are willing to get along with."
Gu Yueyan asked curiously: "Shouldn't you be looking for someone you like?"
"It's not that easy to like someone. If you only like someone you have a casual acquaintance with, you just like their appearance and the advantages they show. Can this really be called liking, rather than being attracted by sex?" Ren Suo laughed.
He said: "Of course, after we have been together for a long time and know each other's strengths and weaknesses, we like each other naturally..."
"So you have to find someone you don't hate and try to get along with him. After a while, if you think he is good, then fall in love with him, such as going to the amusement park, traveling, going to the movies, or going to dinner with him.
…”
Luna nodded repeatedly after hearing this: "What then?"
Ren Suo continued: "Then if you feel that you know the other person well enough and are willing to live with him, you can marry him, wear a wedding dress, enter the marriage hall, and conclude a contract of eternal love."
Gu Yueyan looked at Ren Suo curiously, thinking that Ren Suo also knew the normal steps of falling in love.
"A contract of eternal love?" Luna was a little confused.
"No matter what happens in the future or who they meet, the two of them must support each other and take care of each other and never separate." Ren Suo explained: "Although there is no guarantee in the contract, and the two of them may change their minds, at least they are still in the process of signing the contract.
When... both people should be sincere."
"Then, comes the birth of a child. Only a child born to a married couple can receive everyone's blessing and be born with everyone's expectations. It will have the care of both biological parents and the love of relatives on both sides. And after giving birth to a child
, husband and wife should take care of their children until they grow up..."
"So, giving birth to a child is a complicated matter. There are many steps to go through before giving birth. After giving birth, you have to spend many years taking care of the child. It is very troublesome."
Gu Yueyan asked coldly: "Then you don't like children?"
"How could that be possible?" Ren Suo smiled: "I have a folder in my computer, prepared for my child!"
Gu Yueyan was stunned for a moment and his face turned red.
Then Ren Suo continued: "This is a classic game that I have collected for so many years. I am just waiting to play it with my children and complete it! Both men and women will definitely have fun!"
Gu Yueyan breathed a sigh of relief. She thought that Ren Suo's folder was similar to Lin Xianyu's dozens of gigabytes of [study materials].
"And I'm ready. I don't need to sleep now, and I'm very free during the day. I can't help with the birth, but I can take care of the child around the clock. I guarantee that when the child grows up, he will obey me and play games with me..." Ren
Suo kept chattering: "There is only one missing... Oh wait, but I already have Xiaojiu..."
Ren Suo suddenly discovered a blind spot: he seemed to have skipped many stages and directly gained a 'other people's child' that he had never dreamed of!
However, Xiaojiu was led astray by Lin Xianyu as soon as she came up. She spent money playing Honor of Kings, and even asked for a folder of classic games and couldn’t sell them...
Ren Suo shook the boring thoughts out of his mind, looked at Luna and said, "So do you still want to have children now?"
Luna thought for a moment and said, "It's so complicated and troublesome..."
"Really? Then go to sleep. Sleeping is the least troublesome thing." Ren Suo said with a smile: "But in the future, you might meet someone who makes you want to give birth to a child for him regardless of the complexity and trouble.
...At that time, you can create a love for yourself."
After replacing the Small World game console to help Luna develop a sound outlook on love, Ren Suo patted his butt and went back to his room to sleep.
Gu Yueyan and Luna looked at each other and went back to their rooms to rest.
Not only Luna, Gu Yueyan inexplicably had new thoughts in her heart after hearing Ren Suo's views on love.
Holding the little bear pillow, Gu Yueyan thought to herself: [He is even ready to have a child. He actually longs for love...but he is just too lazy to break his comfort zone and his current life.
Too lazy...to be a lover who won't delay others.】
Luna, who was lying on the bed and curled up in a ball without her tail dangling around, was still not used to this way of sleeping. She closed her eyes and thought to herself: "It's really troublesome for humans to have children. We just shiver and it's all over."
Gu Yueyan: [However, even if he is such a lazy and cautious person, I will still like him if I like him. It’s really strange. I must not have thought that I would have such thoughts before. I just wanted to drive him away.
.]
Luna: "However, although giving birth to a baby is troublesome and complicated, I still want to find a pet to give birth to. It's strange. I definitely didn't think that I would have such an idea in the past. In the past, I just wanted to scratch his baby."
Face."
Gu Yueyan: [I was a little moved by what he said. His child will definitely grow up happily. 】
Luna: "And this pet is also responsible for taking care of the children, so it doesn't seem to be too much trouble."
Gu Yueyan: [If I can continue walking with him...]
Luna: "If I go back to reality and I'm still this human with big breasts and a big butt..."
Gu Yueyan: [Let’s continue to follow the steps now. We have been to the amusement park, went on a cruise, and lived together for a few days. It’s time...]
Luna: "We have already been to the amusement park, traveled, and had many meals together a few days ago. We just watched a movie together, so the only thing left is..."
Gu Yueyan recalled Teacher Dong and Sister Qiao, and couldn't help but feel the joy of running away and cheating: [Luna should understand how troublesome it is to have a child and won't bother Ren Suo anymore. She will probably just continue to follow Ren Suo tomorrow.
Just being friends will not hinder us, so let me try...the wedding in my dreams.]
Luna recalled the wedding dress of the wedding girl who suppressed her yesterday, which left a very deep impression on Luna: "I want to wear a wedding dress too!"
