Chapter 633 Killing Eight Hundred Enemies and Losing One Thousand
After all, he couldn't escape, and Qiao Muyi still wanted an answer from him.
Although Ren Suo had no intention of hiding from the beginning, otherwise he would not have taken the initiative to come to Lianjiang to find Qiao Muyi.
But... it's impossible for you to say that he doesn't take chances. Every student who doesn't do his homework during the winter vacation is ready to accept the storm, but they also hope that the teacher will not accept the homework/not read the homework/only check it.
That part of the homework you did yourself.
Ren Suo's whole body stiffened, his heart was pounding, and he even felt like he was starting to secrete adrenaline.
When a person is extremely nervous, all of his senses become more sensitive.
Ren Suo can now smell the shampoo fragrance of Qiao Muyi's hair,
Seeing her fair and sexy collarbone under the collar of her dress,
Hearing the hint of jealousy and grievance in her gentle voice,
He could feel her hands hugging him gently touching his spine. One hand was placed on the back of his neck that could break his neck at any time, and the other hand was placed on his lower body and lower body with just a little force to destroy it.
They all lie on the tail vertebrae.
...But at the same time, he could also feel Qiao Muyi's graceful and weak body, the big soft and elastic rabbit, and the slender waist that could be grasped.
Although Ren Suo was panicking, due to the complicated feelings of his senses, he hugged Qiao Muyi even tighter.
Not even a sound came out of his throat, he was obsessed with Qiao Muyi's taste like a dying drowned man.
"...It's useless to be silent." Qiao Muyi said quietly, "Your heartbeat has already told me the answer."
"...I'm sorry." Ren Suo was silent for a while and whispered: "This time, I am sorry for you."
"I'm sorry, if it's useful, what do you need from our countermeasures bureau?" Qiao Muyi raised her head and looked at him, her foxy, arrogant and cold eyebrows slightly wrinkled, revealing a trace of grievance and resentment, which made Ren Suo's heart skip a beat: "Then you
What are you going to do?”
What am I going to do?
Ren Suo had thought about this issue in The Dark Side of the Moon. At that time, what he was thinking was, 'Don't confess your feelings first, don't establish an intimate relationship with anyone, and wait until you can sort out your thoughts before thinking of a solution.'
Then less than an hour later, he kissed Gu Yueyan.
Now he and Qiao Muyi were moaning and humming again, and their bodies were about to melt into ice cream and stick to Qiao Muyi's body.
It can be said that the plan really cannot keep up with the changes, or Ren Suo's will is completely unaffected by the outside world except for being persistent in playing games and laziness, but in other aspects he is too easily influenced by others.
Although Ren Suo actually felt that his rational dam could not stop their overwhelming love... Of course, Ren Suo had received pure love education from his mother for more than ten years (the education method was to watch the bloody scenes together)
TV series), he will only blame himself, the biggest vested interest.
As for what to do, Ren Suo is an excellent method.
It's just that he is too thin-skinned, too timid, and too weak to speak out.
After all, Qiao Muyi is still touching his spine and the back of his neck. If Qiao Muyi gets angry, then Ren Suo will deserve to die.
"...What do you think I should do?" Ren Suo threw the question back to Qiao Muyi.
Unlike Ren Suo, Qiao Muyi seemed to have the draft in mind. She looked at him and said with a smile: "It's very simple. You can post a photo of the two of us to Moments later and say you won't go back tonight. Then
The two of us will stay in a hotel for one night, go to the Civil Affairs Bureau early tomorrow morning to register for marriage, post on WeChat Moments again, and then choose an auspicious day to hold the wedding. After a while, I will ask for leave to spend my honeymoon with you..."
"...Are you sleeping in a single bed?" Ren Suo asked strangely.
"No, what's wrong?"
"Then why are we going to a hotel for a night?"
Qiao Muyi raised her eyebrows slightly, gently rubbed the skin on the back of his neck with her lush green fingers, and said slowly: "...so as not to be visited by others."
"Tell me, is this a good idea? Bring out your phone."
"emmmm(⊙o⊙)..." Ren Suo's eyes began to drift and he made a sound like a student who couldn't hand in his homework: "Well..."
Qiao Muyi's smile remained unchanged, but her voice became cold and biting: "You don't agree?"
"It's not that I disagree..."
"You don't want to marry me? Don't want to be with me?"
"No." Ren Suo answered resolutely.
"Then why do you have any hesitation?" Qiao Muyi held Ren Suo's face, pressed his eyes, and made him look at her, showing a fox-like smile, but his eyebrows were full of anger that could break out at any time:
"Do I look good?"
Ren Suo did not dare to disobey Qiao Muyi at this moment, and nodded along with her words:
"You look like a heroine who stepped out of a game."
"Are you satisfied with my figure?"
"I'm as satisfied as seeing a sequel to a classic game."
"Do I care about you?"
"You are as considerate as the system wizard in the game."
"do you like me?"
"If one day I can only choose between the game and you, I will choose you." Ren Suo said: "In the words of my parents, I want to win the heart of one person and never be separated forever."
Although Ren Suo's series of answers were a bit strange, they still somewhat suppressed Qiao Muyi's anger.
She gently scratched Ren Suo's eye sockets with her fingers. Fortunately, the Countermeasures monk wanted to trim his nails, so Qiao Muyi just gently touched Ren Suo's eye sockets with his fingertips.
"Then, what are you hesitating about?" Qiao Muyi asked word by word.
Qiao Muyi naturally knew the reason, but she just wanted to let Ren Suo tell it himself.
Like Ren Suo, Qiao Muyi is actually a bit lucky. She knows that Ren Suo is a student who didn't do his homework, but she also hopes that Ren Suo can give her an assignment that satisfies her.
Even though he was completely controlled by Qiao Muyi, Ren Suo sighed and was silent for a moment, and then said honestly: "I like them, they are also very important to me, and I don't want to hurt them."
Yi Zhengda, Ren's mother's pure love education has completely failed.
The male protagonists of the sad and bloody TV series can at most say to one person's face that he likes the other person.
And Ren Suo is amazing. He said he likes another group in front of one person's face.
Qiao Muyi was still not angry, but asked with a smile: "There are many kinds of likes. Which kind of them do you like?"
"Do you want to hold their hands and walk into marriage?"
"Do you want to hug them tightly, kiss them and love them lovingly?"
"Do you want to have a passionate love affair with them in bed?"
"I want to be with them..."
Every time Qiao Muyi talked about a situation, her voice became colder and colder, and the strength of her hands holding Ren Suo's face became stronger and stronger. Ren Suo couldn't help but thank his ancestors for evolving the skull to be particularly hard.
But when Qiao Muyi talked about it, Ren Suo saw mist in her eyes, crystal tears swaying in her eyes, and her expression became resentful, aggrieved and angry.
She looked straight at Ren Suo, like a stubborn little girl holding back her tears.
She felt extremely uncomfortable just talking about and thinking about the scene of Ren Suo flirting with other women.
"Stop talking." Ren Suo held Qiao Muyi's pretty face and used his thumb to help her wipe away the tears that had just shed. He couldn't help but laugh and said, "You have killed eight hundred enemies and lost one thousand to yourself."
"Then you can kill at least eight hundred enemies," Qiao Muyi bit her lower lip and said, "Are you sad? Are you feeling guilty?"
"I feel so guilty and sad."
"Then have you changed your mind?"
"Changed a little bit."
Qiao Muyi was slightly startled and asked, "What changed?"
"I'm not afraid anymore." Ren Suo lowered his head and touched Qiao Muyi's forehead with his forehead. Their thoughts seemed to be connected at this moment.
"I can accept whatever you want to do to me. No matter what you do, I will support you."
"Even if I can't give you happiness, I can at least make you comfortable."
Qiao Muyi was slightly stunned. She looked into Ren Suo's eyes and confirmed that he was not making dirty jokes to tease her, but was sincerely apologizing, adding a rhyme at the same time.
Qiao Muyi was silent for a while, her heart was as complicated as a bowl of mung bean paste, thick, thick and cold, but sweet to the core.
"You..."
Qiao Muyi hugged Ren Suo's neck and said quietly: "What a weirdo."
Ren Suo blinked: "No, I'm just an ordinary person."
"If you were an ordinary person, you wouldn't be able to promise me that you would put your own life first!" Qiao Muyi snorted, and Ren Suo suddenly didn't dare to say anything.
Qiao Muyi looked at Ren Suo, shook his head, and sighed helplessly: "If you were an ordinary person, you should have noticed Cheng Ling's feelings for you long ago... If you were an ordinary person, then you should have known
Gu Yueyan has fallen in love with you since we were at Ailan Lake in Xiangshi..."
"You can't say that. I don't realize that it's actually very upright."
"Shut up!" Qiao Muyi said fiercely: "I was the one who served as a love consultant for them! I don't know how many friends I have helped to find the lovers of their dreams, but it was you who could ignore them both.
!You have totally embarrassed me as a relationship consultant!"
Huh? Have you done something like this before?
Ren Suo was a little surprised: "So you have known about them for a long time."
"Of course I know!"
Qiao Muyi suddenly became angry:
"Don't look at Dong Chengling as if she has seen through the world. She is just a young girl in her twenties. Do you still want her to be embarrassed and pursue you? She has no love experience at all before. She is just a nerd and a traditional person.
She is also afraid of what you will do if you reject her, and she has also fantasized about romantic love! I even asked her to dress up and ask you out, but you just don’t notice that you are standing still!"
"When Gu Yueyan liked you, she already knew that Cheng Ling liked you. She also liked her teacher Dong and she liked you. She was so conflicted that she came to talk to me every day. I let her test your opinion inadvertently. You
First, you can't completely reject her, and second, you can't respond to her. What do you want her to do? I heard that when you were on the Dark Side of the Moon, you didn't notice Gu Yueyan's feelings until the last two days. Are you called an ordinary person?
Are there ordinary people like this??"
"Do you just have to ask them to take the initiative to confess their love to you? Don't girls want to be reserved? They have taken ninety-nine steps towards you, and they just want you to take one step forward. If you don't take it, you are the original one.
Step on the ground!"
Qiao Muyi bit her lip and said aggrievedly: "If I hadn't fallen in love with you, who would have taken the initiative to confess to you."
Being scolded by Qiao Muyi like this, Ren Suo couldn't say a word to retort. He gently touched Qiao Muyi's hair and said, "I'm just so stupid, I'm sorry... I will apologize to them in the future..."
"don't want."
Qiao Muyi hugged him tightly and snorted: "It's enough to apologize to me. If you want to apologize to them, you'd better continue to pretend you don't know."
Ren Suo smiled awkwardly: "But I already know it now..."
"That's why I said you are a weirdo!" Qiao Muyi said angrily: "When you don't like anyone, you don't like anyone. If you had liked Dong Chengling earlier, liked Gu Yueyan earlier, and established a relationship with one of them earlier,
, I will definitely help them kill you."
"But you just dragged it on until I fell into the hands of your enemy..."
"Then you finally realized that you were still a man of marriageable age, and suddenly everyone liked you. Are you a dog or a cat? Are you in heat or in heat all at once? Can't you just like me? Can't you!?"
"Either you don't like them all, or you like them all. Why are you so extreme?"
"Are you a big fool? Are you?"
"Yes, yes, yes." Ren Suo finally reacted after being scolded by Qiao Muyi, and nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.
"It's you!"
Qiao Muyi poked Ren Suo's forehead hard, then touched it distressedly, and said with a groan: "I am the big fool, and only the big fool likes you."