Ren Suo was stunned for a moment, and then he realized that the Gregorian calendar had already celebrated the New Year, and the lunar calendar was about to celebrate the New Year.
This year, it is indeed time for him to conclude.
Clicking on this system notification, the main interface changed into a dim room. Although it was rendered in a cartoon style, Ren Suo could still tell at a glance that the room layout was very similar to his own living room.
In the dark room, a figure walked over and sat on the sofa. The screen then lit up, becoming the only light in the darkness.
"It's a small world with endless fun"
There is a line of small print below:
"2018 Annual Game Report"
Then there are a few big words that seem very sensational:
"It's nice to play with you"
Ren Suo had a dark look on his face. Does the "you" that "can play you" refer to himself or the Small World Game Console?
There is also a line of small words in the lower left corner: "Easter egg on the last page: Find the person who will become the protagonist of your life."
Ren Suo had a vague feeling that this year-end report might not be friendly to him.
Sure enough, when you turn to the second page, the Small World game consoles pour firepower on any cable without reservation:
"This year"
"You have played 14 games in total"
"Your playing style doesn't have any technical content. You only spend money on gold and you're keen on having fun in the middle of the night."
"You really want to leave memories in the world, but your strength is so embarrassing, but you haven't given up, even if you let the game character show off, you still have to show off."
"Hey! Why can't I play with the technical content!? Krypton gold, krypton gold is also a plug-in that I bought with real money! Gou, can the game be called Gou? That's called development, it's called strategy, it's called late stage!
"
Ren Suo pointed at the screen and retorted angrily, as if the operator of the Small World Game Console was hiding behind the screen: "I didn't mean to pretend. I made up a cool origin for the game characters, so that it would be easier for them to do things in the future.
Ah. This makes it convenient for them, I can also be a middleman to earn some information price difference, and the country’s intelligence department can also make a living. This is the best of both worlds!”
"Let's see how you can slander me!" Ren Suo continued to read angrily.
The picture focuses on the blurry figure sitting on the sofa. First, a word pops up: "Goddess"
"In 2018, the game character you created on the Small World console received the most praise: Goddess"
"It follows that you are a goddess type player"
"Sure enough, men know how to tease men better."
Here are a few more examples of reviews:
"The goddess blooming on the snow-capped mountains" "If you are a strong person, you can climb 10,000 meters".
"Food, color, food and color, food is you, sex is also you" "Ghosts Walking in the Night".
"I am Jian Gugu, you are my wife" "The Hand of Destiny".
Ren Suo vomited blood, this small world game console took it out of context!
There are also a lot of men in his game characters! The handsome ones include the killer Ren Han, the ugly ones include the Explorer, the fat ones include Zhao Zili, the Western ones include the Magician, the hairy ones include the Monkey King, and there is even a mysterious one.
The extremely luxurious Black Coffin Demon King.
But the problem is that men will directly praise and evaluate female characters, while women's praise of male characters is not so direct. Instead, they like to use other methods, such as writing fan fiction about these handsome male characters.
People like Ren Han, the Asgard Killer, and the Explorer all belong to the Asgard, and the probability of appearing in the fandom is very high, and the various attributes of play are indicated in the title. Ren Suo almost accidentally did it when he was looking up information and writing papers to become a tax thief.
I was pulled into another world by these fanfics.
You knew it was fan fiction, so you avoided the head office, right? It didn't work. When Ren Suo looked up the picture information, he could still see fan art, which was much more exciting than text. Fortunately, Ren Suo was blind and randomly selected one of the parties as a woman.
At least you can deceive your own mind and prevent yourself from falling into an illusion.
Anyway, the evaluation of Small World Game Console is untrue! Because men are all fans of female characters, they all believe that female characters are idol goddesses, which leads to Ren Suo being evaluated as a goddess.
If the weight of fan works created by female fans is increased, then Ren Suo can get rid of the evaluation of "goddess" and become the one in the eyes of female fans...
Ren Suo's mind flashed through the fan fiction and comics he had read before, and he fell into deep thought.
Forget it, a goddess will be a goddess.
"June 1st is probably a very special day."
"On this day, you broke into the game plot for the first time because of a woman."
"And I almost fell in love with the game character."
Ren Suo recalled for a moment, wasn't this the day when he and Dong Chengling went to Tianjing to open the space door and see the nine-tailed fox?
Shit, he never thought about breaking into the plot at first, but at that time Dong Chengling would awaken the space spell at any time, and he saw Dong Chengling broke his leg for some reason in the game, so he just
I spent those days guarding Dong Chengling.
At that time, he originally just wanted to see Dong Chengling's awakening spell and help her avoid the bad luck that might change her life.
Looking back now, Ren Suo changed Dong Chengling's small misfortune, but from that day on, he also became Dong Chengling's fate.
"On July 5th, this day you finally fell into crisis because of seeking death, and almost ruined the pre-plot of the game."
"What you were thinking about at that moment was still a woman."
Ren Suo twitched the corner of his mouth. At that time, he also remembered. When he was conquering "The Magician Under the World Tree", he and Gu Yueyan once went to Ailan Lake in Xiangshi. It happened to be
Encounter the arrival of the first secret realm.
Then Gu Yueyan was deceived by the Holy Grail and fell into the lake, so Ren Suo had to risk his life to save her.
This was obviously a good deed for which he deserved the little red flower for his bravery, but the Small World Game Machine said that Ren Suo had a ulterior motive and deliberately committed suicide.
He is a safety person, he does not associate with dangerous people, does not go to dangerous places, and does not do dangerous things... When he held Gu Yueyan in the lake and helped her to give artificial respiration, he did so in a very simple way.
idea!
Although he now has impure thoughts when he thinks of Gu Yueyan... But he used to be very innocent!
"This year, you will spend 15% of your time immersed in the dreamy and beautiful game world."
"I spend 44% of my time with other women."
"40% of your time is spent sleeping and having fun."
"You still have 1% of your time to practice and work."
"... If you slander like this, you will lose me as a player." Ren Suo did not accept the statistics of Small World Game Console on him: "How could sleeping and playing take up so much of my time? I obviously don't sleep much, and there are
48 hours!”
"44% of your time is spent with other women? How can there be so much? Do you regard Zhao Huo as a woman?"
"I definitely spend more than 15% of my time playing games!"
Except for the last statistic, Ren Suo questioned all other statistics.
However, all the adulterers who were caught in bed said, "I don't have it, I don't have it." The Small World Game Console ignored him at all and continued to play the year-end summary:
"This year, which game have you read the most?"
""The World Upside Down""
"In just 20 days, you have loaded files more than 1,000 times and played more than 200 hours."
"Among all the games, "Upside Down" seems to have a special meaning to you."
Ren Suo was slightly startled.
"still remember"
"Isn't it the rebel in "My Life Is Not Your Game"?"
"You used to like to use him to type and talk, and you made clear arrangements for him."
"Looking forward to your next collaboration with him"
"What the hell!" Ren Suo was so angry that he wanted to raise the handle and smash it over.
Small World Game Console must have done this on purpose!
At that time, it deliberately obscured the relationship between the rebels and Ren Suo and covered up the background of the game in order to deceive Ren Suo.
And ‘looking forward to your next collaboration with him’?
what is this?
Threat or warning of crime?
"This year, Luna from "The Night of the Hunt" spent 91 hours with you."
"Luna is the game character you have spent the longest time with, and is also your second favorite game character of the year."
"You had a total of 666 intimate encounters with Luna."
"Caressed 169 times"
"Kiss 88 times"
"Embrace 81 times"
"Feeding 48 times"
…
At this time, the clone came out with a bowl of wonton noodles. Ren Suo was eating the noodles while scrolling down the list to check.
This 'getting along with the game characters' is obviously the time spent getting along with the game characters summoned by Ren Suo using "Clear Spring Flowing Sound", but the Small World Game Console actually counts his interaction with Luna in the game plot.
, Luna naturally beats other game characters.
It's just a list of close interactions with the Small World game console. If anyone sees it, Ren Suo will probably be despised by others, "Ren Suo, what kind of beautiful girl development game are you playing?", and maybe only Zhao Huo won't.
He despises it and even asks what game it is.
It's just that Ren Suo feels a little strange: Luna is only his second favorite game character of the year?
It shouldn't be. Although he has a good impression of both the seeker and the cook, and the favor is not very simple, Ren Suo knows very well that Luna's status in his heart is definitely higher than that of all other game characters. How can it be just the second character?
Second favorite?
Is there any other game character who interacts more closely with me than Luna, and whose love for her is more intense?
But if there really is such a character, how could Ren Suo not remember it.
Seriously, Small World Game Console, you slandered me!
Ren Suo hummed, but this annual summary also came to an end, and the Small World Game Console also dealt a fatal blow to him:
"This year, I have known you for 300 days."
"In the world of games, it's great to play with you."
Players are really on the receiving end!
Ren Suo was not angry and fast forwarded, but he was not angry because of this kind of joke. He originally felt that the game and the players played with each other: when the players played the game, it was essentially the game creator playing with the players.
Players observe the enemies in the game and respond, and at the same time fall into the logical response mechanism set up by the game creator based on the player's psychology.
Whether it is the krypton gold mechanism of online games or the upgrade mechanism of 3a-level stand-alone games, they are actually the result of countless attempts by the creators to figure out the player's psychology.
The player's success in passing the game is also a victory for the creator: letting the player pass the game is exactly their purpose.
However, the game creator Ren Suo faced was an existence close to destiny, an unknown high-dimensional creature that created a small world game console, but he would not be entangled by this at all, and he would never be troubled.
What can be chosen and what cannot be chosen, what can be changed and what cannot be changed, are all destiny.
Enjoy every dish served by fate and play every game on the game console. This is how Ren Suo controls his destiny.
Pulling to the last page, the screen suddenly turned from dim to pink. The Small World Game Console did not slander Ren Suo again this time:
"Among the seven billion people on earth"
"Look for the person who will be the only protagonist in your life."
"Click to start searching"
Ren Suo blinked, somewhat curious about who the only protagonist in his life was, and chose to look for it.
"searching……"
"searching……"
"searching……"
"Looking for success!"
"Looking for success!"
"Looking for success!"
"Look for……"
"The search has stopped."
"Please note that this function is intended for hardcore players who are too focused on playing games and have no time to find breeding partners. Degenerate casual players are not eligible to use this function."
"Based on your year-end summary, Neisser Company is issuing your year-end reward... You will receive the reward within 1 to 30 working days."
"It's a small world with endless fun."
Ren Suo calmly ate the noodles, then lay down on the sofa and let his body massage.
"Depraved casual gamer..."
"This is a curse word without any curse words!"
"Where did I relax!? Where did I degenerate!? I have been working hard to play games, and finally I was slandered like this by a game console... oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh"
A month of coma has had an impact on Ren Suo's body to some extent. Ren Suo didn't feel it before, but now as soon as the clone takes over, the hands that are most familiar with Ren Suo's body gently brush over his muscles, instantly making Ren Suo feel...
The cord muscles explode.
After the avatar finished massaging, Ren Suo was so happy that he lay softly on the sofa. He had to let his avatar help him go to the bedroom to sleep. He couldn't help but play games tomorrow. Now he just wanted to die in bed.
When the clone helped him to the bed, Ren Suo said gratefully: "Okay, you can continue cleaning, go out and close the door."
Lying on the familiar bed, Ren Suo didn't even bother to cover himself with the quilt and rubbed his head against the pillow. Even though he had slept for a whole month before, he was soon hit by a wave of sleepiness that hit his pituitary gland.
"Uh-huh?"
When Ren Suo turned his head, he saw a black hair next to the pillow.
He twisted it and looked at it for a moment, and quickly saw whose hair it was: there were only a few people who could sleep on this bed. Among them, Qiao Muyi had long hair from the beginning, the longest hair, and it was dyed.
It was a burgundy color that seemed to be immersed in the darkness; Dong Chengling's and Gu Yueyan's hair were about the same length, but Dong Chengling's hair was very straight, while Gu Yueyan's hair was a little curved.
It's Dong Chengling's hair.
Ren Suo was not surprised that Dong Chengling had slept here, because he also wanted to try sleeping on Dong Chengling's bed...
But Dong Chengling can teleport to his house. If he wants to go to Dong Chengling's house, he must go there. It is too troublesome. Ren Suo, who already finds it troublesome, gives up the idea unless there is something on Dong Chengling's bed.
Cheng Ling.
The sleepiness was reduced a lot. Ren Suo turned on the light to see if Dong Chengling had left any other traces, but she really cleaned it very clean. The bed and floor were spotless, and there were no traces at all.
However, Ren Suo glanced at the gap at the edge of the bed and unexpectedly saw a piece of white paper underneath, so he used "Storm Control" to blow up the white paper.
There are a few lines of writing on the white paper. The handwriting is a little crooked. It may have been written on the bed, but it is obviously Dong Chengling's handwriting.
"So:
If you see this letter, it means that you have woken up and returned before the Lantern Festival.
Yueyan told me, you"
The letter ends abruptly here.
But Ren Suo turned to the back and saw a sketch of a wedding dress, a tube top wedding dress, a tutu skirt, and lace sleeves.
This is another draft that Dong Chengling wrote when he was sleeping in his bed and writing the letter left for him.
Different from the official version that Ren Suo saw, Dong Chengling wanted to talk to him about Gu Yueyan in the draft.
Only then did Ren Suo remember that Dong Chengling had never mentioned anything about Gu Yueyan in the previous phone call or in that letter. But Gu Yueyan told Ren Suo that she had already told what happened in Dark Side of the Moon
Everything was told to them both.
Although Gu Yueyan didn't say anything, Ren Suo also knew that even if she didn't want to say it, Cheng Ling and Mr. Mu would definitely force her to say it, so Ren Suo didn't blame Gu Yueyan at all. After all, he had vested interests in this matter.
After all, he is the one who takes the blame.
He thought Dong Chengling didn't care about these things, so he didn't mention it a word.
But no, it can be seen from the draft that Dong Chengling originally planned to tell him about this matter, but she finally gave up on it.
What on earth was she thinking?
Just ask if you don't understand. Ren Suo took out his cell phone and called without thinking at all: "Cheng Ling, what do you think of our matter?"
"...You don't want to sleep at night, why do you ask me this specifically?" Dong Chengling's laughter came from the mobile phone.
Only then did Ren Suo realize that it was already past 12 o'clock, and Dong Chengling, who had a regular schedule, had already gone to bed.
"I'm sorry," Ren Suo asked while lying on the bed, looking at the light on the ceiling: "But you didn't say a word about it, so I..."
"Are you upset?"
"Um."
"I originally planned to wait until we meet again to chat slowly." Dong Chengling said softly: "You just woke up, and I don't want to cause any trouble for you."
Ren Suo's heart suddenly felt as if he was stuck. Thousands of thoughts were blocking his mind, and finally he said in a low voice: "I am your trouble."
"Don't be unhappy, take good care of yourself and go to bed early." Dong Chengling said softly: "Whether it's trouble or not, we still have a lot of time in the future. I know you are confused, don't tell me in a hurry, take your time.
Think clearly, I'm not in a hurry."
Ren Suo turned sideways and looked at the white paper with the wedding dress drawn on it, feeling a sudden surge of energy in his tired and sore body.
"Cheng Ling."
"Um?"
Ren Suo closed his eyes and said, "I like you."
But in the blink of an eye, he heard Dong Chengling's reply: "Me too."
"Good night."
"Good night."
Putting the phone aside, Ren Suo suffocated his face with a pillow, as if he wanted to suffocate himself to death. But he was obviously just losing his temper. After all, he would let go after being so suffocated that he passed out, trying to suffocate himself to death.
He also had to ask his clone to help, and the clone must not be able to refuse his request.
Ren Suo was in a turmoil, and finally decided to turn off the lights and go to sleep, leaving the trouble to think about tomorrow!
…
Snapped.
The clone who was mopping the floor in the living room saw a black cat walking in from the balcony.
As soon as the black cat saw him, he excitedly rushed over and meowed around him. The clone was quite calm, so he stopped working and let the excited black cat sniff his scent.
After a while, the black cat calmed down, turned around and walked to the bedroom, then continued mopping the floor.
After cleaning the other places except the bedroom, the clone went to the balcony and sat there, silently staring at the moon in a daze.
