“Is there really no need to prepare a cat litter tray?”
Ren's mother looked at the black cat in Ren Suo's arms and asked, "When it soils your bed, you can take care of it yourself. m.x."
"Yeah, don't worry, I can handle it myself." Ren Suo nodded: "Just trust me, little Luna is very well-behaved and will never trouble me."
Regarding the name Luna, Ren's parents had no connection at all. Even her sister just picked up the black cat and stared at it carefully for a while before giving up. Gu Yueyan didn't tell her about Ren Suo's relationship, so Ren Xingmei naturally didn't know.
Ren Suo's unnamed wife is Luna.
After all, the fact that Dong Chengling, Qiao Muyi and Gu Yueyan would like this kind of brother had already refreshed her worldview many times and made her believe that there was true love in this world. How could she have thought that even the Moonsinger could not escape his role?
The battle standard of Suo's Devil's Palm suddenly rose from the level of extraordinary beings to the battle of gods.
"That's true, after all, it's a cat that even you can raise." Ren's mother nodded with great understanding.
Ren Suo gave a sigh and carried the black cat to the bathroom. He asked Luna. Luna had not excreted all day today. According to her, her talents were almost all in digestion. Not only could she eat sweets, but she also
She can also absorb 100% of food to assist her cultivation. Otherwise, with her small belly, how could she possibly eat human food? Cats cannot eat sweets and cannot eat too much salt.
Although even if Luna absorbs 100%, Luna only eats ordinary food, and the effect is almost negligible, but Ren Suo is also super envious of "eating does not increase the fat, but only increases the cultivation level". If you tell it, you will envy a lot of fat guys.
Okay!
It’s so cool to practice in a dreamland, you can get any talent you want!
But Moonsinger just won’t let me enter the dreamland to practice!
Ah ah ah, I will ask my clone to build a family playground for Luna when I get back, okay?
After washing himself and the black cat until they were white and fragrant, Ren Suo hugged the black cat and returned to the bedroom with a bath towel. Ren's mother, who was about to sleep, saw it and didn't care, maybe it was used to wrap the cat.
He returned to the bedroom, locked the door, and blocked it with a chair. Then Ren Suo looked at the black cat and said, "Keep your voice down, keep it down, even though the soundproofing here is pretty good, I haven't heard any noise from my parents' room since I was a kid..."
...But my sister is already in Level 2 and her hearing may be very good. If you make any noise, I will be in trouble."
In fact, it's not very troublesome. Ren Suo opened the computer and found a mysterious website, saying that the sound just now was coming from the video inside. But if you can hide it once, you can't hide it twice. The best way is of course that Luna has quiet awareness.
"I won't introduce you to them until you can maintain your human form for a long time. Now it doesn't matter how much fun you have in your true form, but when you become a human, you must be quiet and you can't just walk around." Ren
Suo warned.
The black cat, whose fur was wet and clinging to its body, seemed to have lost weight, nodded.
Ren Suo didn't know what kind of cat Luna was. Anyway, it was definitely not a ragdoll cat. However, after taking a bath, she still turned into a beautiful little cat with an oval face and beautiful features... but it certainly wasn't as comfortable as the fluffy cat when she touched it.
It is estimated that Fan Qiyu has never bathed a black cat. The oil on her body has been there for at least a year. It takes a lot of shower gel to wash her clean. The bath water is a little yellow and black.
After all, washing a cat is a very complicated process. Bathing is only the initial stage. The highlight is drying the cat's fur. Most cats are a little afraid of the hot air from the hair dryer. They will resist when drying. When resisting, even if the cat's nails are cut, they can scratch it.
You are annoyed.
And Luna seems to be less than two years old, so she can just wash the cat's paws regularly.
Well, Ren Suo never bothered with the issue of Luna's age from the beginning, and simply regarded her human age as equal to her real age. After all, ordinary cats are not as smart as her.
This was one of the reasons why he didn't dare to reveal that Luna was a cat even to death. Luna had to be able to maintain a human state for a long time before she could come out to meet people. Otherwise, once people knew about it, there would be a discussion around age.
…Our country really has a very complete criminal law.
Washing the cat is a troublesome thing for the scavenger, but Ren Suo can communicate with Luna, and Luna will naturally neither scratch him nor run away.
But Ren Suo had no intention of using such an inefficient blow-drying method.
I saw Ren Suo opening his bath towel and saying: "The cat who hides the power of the moon, show your true power in front of me. I command you to lift the seal as promised!"
After a while, Ren Suo heard the bed creak due to the weight change, and the light also changed significantly. He closed his eyes and stepped forward to put on the bath towel: "Wipe yourself clean!"
Luna looked at the fair body wrapped in a bath towel and couldn't help but giggle (owo), then nervously stretched out her hand to cover her mouth, and finally rushed forward to hug Ren Suo and whispered: "Wipe it for me.
!Wipe it for me!”
"No, do it yourself!"
"Otherwise I will scream loudly." Luna threatened in a pretentious manner.
Ren Suo looked at Luna in surprise: "..."
Damn it, can any female creature master this threatening skill without a teacher!?
Even if he was threatened by a middle-aged woman like his mother who has been in high and low official positions (neighborhood committees, women's federations, and neighborhood offices) for decades, how come even Luna, a little female cat, dares to threaten him now!?
Then Ren Suo blushed and felt very happy to help Luna dry her body, then quickly picked up the prepared shirt and put it on her, showing a helpless expression. Originally, Ren Suo's shirt was more than enough for Luna to wear.
It is said that the male body of Ren Suo must be a lot bigger.
However, Luna's bunny growth and erectness were beyond Ren Suo's expectation. She was stunned to hold up her shirt, and Ren Suo's shirt was a loose fit, so she stood up straight when she wore it, and the front of the shirt below her breasts was covered with fabric.
As far as Luna's belly... her upper body is obviously covered, but it's very attractive.
There's nothing wrong with Ren Suo's clothes, but Luna's problem is too big.
But Ren Suo was also very confident. After all, Luna could only transform for thirty minutes, so he calmed down easily. As long as he didn't look down, he would basically not have any major problems.
After all, it was only half an hour, and it passed quickly. At most, he would take a cold shower.
"Here, this is a mobile phone, this is a tablet...wait, do you know how to read?" Ren Suo suddenly remembered this and felt troubled.
Even if Luna can maintain her human form, she can't go to elementary school like Xiaojiu...
"Well..." Luna pouted and tilted her head and thought for a long time, then said with her little finger: "I can speak Chinese, Martian, Hebrew, Japanese, English, Russian, Arabic, French,
German……"
After talking about it, she couldn't even use ten fingers. She lowered her head and crossed her legs to count her toes. Ren Suo quickly grabbed her hand to stop this dangerous action for him, and then turned on her phone to ask her to do a translation test.
, confirmed that she had really learned them all, and asked: "How did you learn so many languages?"
"Tell me 88!" Luna shook her body and her clothes swayed, looking so cute and adorable. Ren Suo secretly decided to find her some slim-fitting clothes tomorrow. After all, she always washes her clothes in this weather.
Cold showers are also uncomfortable.
"She told you that you knew how to do it?" Ren Suoqi asked.
Luna shook her head, pouted and thought for a while, then said: "After 88 learned it myself, I also learned it."
Although Luna's explanation was confusing, Ren Suo also understood that Moonsinger's clone 88 now has independent meaning and divine power, and can probably learn other people's knowledge from dreams. After 88 learned it, he became close to 88
The two-in-one Luna naturally learned it too.
At this moment, Ren Suo's eyes suddenly became complicated when he looked at Luna, and he even felt a little wronged!
Why!
It was obviously me who got the clone first!
It was obviously me who upgraded the clone skill!
But now Luna's clone 88 can help her practice and study, and Luna doesn't have to do anything. She can just sleep in and play every day to invite the moon to the ninth heaven and ascend to the immortal gate!
And where is my clone!?
Apart from massage, cleaning, cooking, hygiene, laundry and takeout, there is no use for it!
Damn it!
I'm so envious!
Why don’t I?
Even Luna's clone 88 hates me for no reason, and even blocks its ability and won't lend it to me!
I'm so good to Luna, and I will comply with all her requests. 88. If you have any other requests, just tell me directly. I promise to complete it. Even if I can't complete it, I will let my clone do it!
It seemed to be the natural instinct of cats. Luna felt that Ren Suo was a little unhappy, so she came over and hugged Ren Suo's neck, touched Ren Suo's head and said, "Hey!? Your head feels very comfortable to touch!"
"
When he got home, Ren Suo naturally took off his hat. He blushed and looked up depressed. After thinking about it, he put away his phone and gave the tablet to Luna: "You can play with this first, I will buy you a mobile phone tomorrow.
"
Since Luna can read, she can't play with the phone casually.
Ren Suo thought of something and asked: "By the way, in addition to being able to write, can you also do mathematics and physics?"
"Well... I don't really understand. I only know that monotonic bounded sequences must have limits, Maxwell's equations and the like..."
"Okay, don't say it, I don't understand." Ren Suo, an incompetent university graduate, said calmly.
Although Luna can now count with her toes, her knowledge has already surpassed that of Ren Suo. It only takes a little time to practice, and she will know that there is a huge gap between Ren Suo and her in terms of plug-ins.
Ren Suo can't even compare to a cat! No matter in terms of strength or cheating!
The more he thought about it, the sadder he became, Ren Suo went over to sit down and turn on the computer and said, "You can play whatever you want, just don't talk loudly."
"Okay." Luna came over and pulled out Ren Suo's computer chair. In Ren Suo's blank eyes, she was wearing only a shirt and was about to lift her feet.
"Wait." Ren Suo held down Luna: "What do you want to do?"
"I want to play with the tablet in your arms." Luna blinked: "When I get bigger, I can't stay in your arms all the time. I have to sit with my legs apart..."
"Can you not stay in my arms for just half an hour..." With the gesture that Luna had conceived, Ren Suo felt that it would be better to just kill him.
Emperors, emperors and empresses have learned from each other. After these two days of encounters, Ren Suo has really thought about it clearly. After all the emotional lines have been sorted out, he can take the next step. In fact, he is still a pure lover at heart!
Of course, there is a secondary reason, that is, he is also afraid of pain and death, so it is better to be cautious about this kind of thing.
"No, I turned into a human just to haunt you."
"..." Ren Suo was silent for a moment and looked at the computer equipment at his home: a wireless keyboard and mouse. After all, he didn't use this computer to play games much when he came back. The configuration of this computer was also lagging behind. At most, he could only surf the Internet.
Assuming that the more convenient it is, the better.
So he took out a desk on the bed, put the keyboard and mouse on it, sat cross-legged on the bed, and then Luna could hold him behind his back in any position on the bed and play with the tablet.
The problem of sight distance is completely irrelevant. The biggest advantage of being a monk is that the hidden danger of myopia is eradicated.
Although the touch was still very strong, Ren Suo's restless mind immediately calmed down after hearing "It's a small world with endless fun" played by 1000xm3.
Sure enough, even if the Small World game console stays in the atrium of the storage space, it can also connect to external devices.
Ren Suo didn't intend to let others see the Small World console, but he didn't care about the game screen because the game interface of Small World was too similar to the interface of the current mainstream game platforms, and most games also had normal screens, nothing surprising.
, Small world games are generally more or less similar to existing games and do not attract special attention.
Of course, only people whom Ren Suo absolutely trusts can see him playing games, and these people are quite familiar with the fact that he is a hardcore gamer and will not suspect anything at all.
Ren Suo first equipped himself with a data stream, and then explored himself.
Target type: Primate adult male
Physical condition: normal
Training status: 95% at 3 turns (you have defeated 99.99% of the world's apes erectus!)
Eyes: excited state
Limbs: excited state
Kidneys: excited state
…
Only 5% difference can lead to promotion to rank four!
Although he doesn’t know how long it will take to get these 5%, Ren Suo is already quite satisfied with having played the character tag for six days in Dark Side of the Moon. In addition to Gu Yueyan and Luna, he also gained a full 91%
Cultivation!
Ren Suo touched Luna back by the way, and it felt smooth and elastic. Luna even squeaked, but Ren Suo didn't even look back, just treating it like he was touching raw pork that felt great.
Target type: Primate feline adult female
Physical condition: normal
Training status: 3 turns to 100% (you have defeated 100% of the cat masters in the world!)
Luna doesn't have any special status. She has already immersed herself in the game world faster than Ren Suo. Ren Suo secretly feels guilty for his unprofessionalism. He is playing games. What woman do you think of? Be serious!
Open the world store!
If you missed January, you must not miss February!
I don’t know how many lottery opportunities there are this month…
However, when Ren Suo opened the world store, he did not see this month’s free games, but saw two other columns:
Exclusive New Year money
You can continue to wait for the remaining 17 days
Ransuo clicked on the New Year game to choose from, and the store interface suddenly became festive.
New Year's Exclusive Lucky Money: Players now do not need to spend any merit for any search operation, and the first one you buy will definitely get 100% off. After purchasing the game, this activity will automatically disappear.
You can choose to cancel this event. After cancellation, the 'Free Games of the Month' will be opened. You can use the three holiday promotions of New Year's Eve, Spring Festival, and Lantern Festival to draw free games.
100% off, that is, free.
Ren Suo understood that this lucky money event allowed him to buy any game, so his search function became free. However, receiving this lucky money would automatically give up getting this month's free games.
Ren Suo thought for a while, opened the search interface, and searched for one word: God.
It doesn’t matter what game you buy, what’s important is that the rewards of the game you buy must be generous! If the name of the game has the word ‘god’ in it, the rewards will probably be incredible!
No results.
Ren Suo blinked his eyes, are the games in the small world so subtle? They don't even add the word "god"? For example, God of War, God of Demons, etc. are all good!
Search: fairy.
Yes, we Xuanguo people should play the Xianxia game and cultivate immortality well! Not the kind that stays up late, nor is it the secret record of Xuanjun that is about to become the tenth set of nationally broadcast gymnastics, but the real cultivation method of immortality! Lotus Treasure Mirror
Ah, the Nine-turn Golden Body Technique, the ** Mysterious Art, all in one book!
No results.
There aren’t even Xianxia games!?
Ren Suo hesitated for a moment and chose to search for beautiful girl text adventure games.
Zhao Huo said that Ren Suo would certainly not believe it if he could find a girlfriend by playing a lot of gal games.
Although Zhao Huo is a realistic example, besides being an otaku, he is also a tall and powerful urban soldier king...
Ren Suo was not sure whether playing galgame would help his relationship, but he felt that the rewards in the game might help his current situation...
No results.
Ren Suo blinked and suddenly thought of a terrible possibility.
He searches across mine.
No results.
Search again across my corpse.
Finally, five results were found: "Crossing My Corpse Chapter 1", "Crossing My Corpse Chapter 2"..."Crossing My Corpse Chapter 2".
Ren Suo's current mood was as if he had been betrayed by Zhao Huori.
I don’t know if Small World Game Console is intentional or if it is just so inhumane. Text search requires 100% accuracy to produce search results!
There is no such function as keyword search! The Small World Game Console does not intend to let him choose games like buying vegetables at the vegetable market!
In other words, unless Ren Suo performs an exhaustive search like a monkey, the only games he can search for are those that have appeared in his memory but have not been played!
Ren Suo thought about it and felt that using 100% off in those games would be a bit of a loss... Just like your parents grant you a wish, you can't say I want to eat at the Golden Arches, and it's a 15-yuan work meal.
Bar?
He suddenly remembered that there was another column just now, and quickly went back to click on it.
The interface changed from festive to a big gift box, with a countdown hanging on the gift box, and the countdown showed the number: 18.
You can continue to wait for the remaining 17 days: after waiting for 33 days, if you wait for another 17 days, the game in the gift box will increase by 1 star.
This gift box is a New Year gift box and is divided into three stages.
In the first stage, from January 1st to January 21st, a 5-star game must appear in the gift box.
In the second stage, from January 22nd to February 19th, a 6-star game will definitely appear in the gift box.
In the third stage, after February 19th, a 7-star game will definitely appear in the gift box.
The price of this gift box is always 500 merit.
Yes!
Ren Suo then remembered that festivals like New Year's Day must have special activities.
But that kind of activity was mostly linked to free game activities. Ren Suo thought he would miss it, but he didn't expect that the New Year's Day activity would actually be retained until now.
Small World Game Console takes care of itself like this?
Although this gift box is a bit strange and requires a lot of merit to buy it, it is usually difficult for Ren Suo to get high-star games, and he now knows that the search function can only find old games he knows. In other words, can he encounter them?
For high-star games, you can really only rely on luck during promotions.
In addition, Ren Suo's player privilege, Yan Guo Plucking, has the effect of profiteer. He can directly buy a game without spending any money. Although he has not triggered it now, as long as the gift box is here, he will trigger this effect sooner or later and buy the gift box.
So……
Ren Suo looked at the lucky money activity and then the gift box activity, feeling a little hesitant.
Ren Suo figured it out without much thought. If he saw this gift box in January, he would probably hesitate. Now he has no chance to hesitate. Five stars have been missed. He will definitely not be able to get 7 stars, so he can only choose 6.
star.
The 6-star game is also very suspenseful. After all, Ren Suo doesn't have any time to play Qingquan Liuxiang now. He can't summon the game characters to help, so he can only rely on hard power to crush him.
Ren Suo is very self-aware of 7-star games. He must at least upgrade to a level 6 player and activate some 6-star item abilities before he is qualified to challenge 7-star games.
Now there happens to be a lucky money event, which can help him buy a gift box and play 6-star games for free with 500 merit points, which is much better than him paying for other games for free.
Did you spend your "New Year's money" to complete this consumption?
You purchased a ‘New Year Gift Box’.
Have you opened the ‘New Year’s Gift Box’? Note that after waiting for another 17 days, a 7-star game will inevitably appear in the New Year’s Gift Box.
The system prompted, and Ren Suo suddenly felt strange. Is there a trap here?
But the problem is, Ren Suo vaguely feels that the countdown in the gift box is a bit like a bomb countdown...
Isn't it possible that Small World Game Console will deceive him into earning money by making a 7-star game that is so attractive that he can't even finish it?
Ren Suo hesitated rarely, because the Small World game console rarely reminded him.
Ren Suo thought for a while and opened the mysterious tavern.
If you are in doubt, go to the tavern owner.
There was no one in the tavern, but the tavern owner was still diligently sweeping the floor today.
Ren Suo asked: Boss, I haven’t seen you for a month. Do you miss me?
The tavern owner, who was drowned in the darkness, glanced at him: It would be great if I really could not see you once for a month, even if I couldn't see you in my dreams.
Why?
Isn’t the time flow rate in the tavern and reality 1:1?
And am I so important to the tavern owner? He even thinks of me in his dreams?
It seems that I have a very high status in this NPC’s heart!
Ren Suo muttered and asked directly: Boss, I bought that New Year's gift box, and I'm hesitant to open it. He briefly described the situation of the New Year's gift box.
Tavern owner: 10 merit points.
After all, 100%off gave me a gift box for nothing, and Ren Suo is very generous in giving money now.
The game star rating is directly proportional to the game difficulty. The tavern owner Youyou said: In fact, the best choice is to play the game when it is still 5 stars. It is already a bit late to put it off until now...
The 6-star rating of this game is that it is easier to play, but not that painful; the 7-star rating of this game is that it is difficult and painful to play.
Ren Suo was stunned: So your suggestion is...
If it is not helpless, who is willing to endure suffering?
After receiving a considerable tip, the tavern owner yells at you loudly: Go play the game quickly!
Ren Suo: I know, I know, by the way, boss, have you knitted your scarf? I have knitted it.
[○｀Д′○]Get out
Ren Suo stared blankly at the screen. He was actually ejected from the mysterious tavern!
This boss is really arrogant, he obviously misses him so much.
The gift box is opened.
Congratulations, player, you have obtained the new game "Traitor of Light and Darkness".
…
…
Federal, California, western foothills of the Sierra Nevada, Yosemite National Park.
A group of motorcades slowly entered the eastern entrance, which was supposed to be closed in winter.
"Is it really necessary to come here..." Victor in the car complained: "I'm not lazy, but I'll just come. Is it necessary for my dear Fina to come? Isn't it just some extraordinary person here?
Go crazy."
"If you are really a transcendent, then he is a transcendent who can rival the captain!" Caroline, who was sitting in the front, said, "Victor, please be serious. If you die accidentally, I can't save you."
"If it is a transcendent who can rival the captain, then let the captain come. What are we here to do? Deliver food?" Victor waved his hand: "Don't bluff me, there is no way it is so dangerous."
"If there is no danger, does the captain need to send Fina here?" Caroline shook her head: "The captain must have been here to look at it and found that there was a problem, so he sent Fina here."
"Hey, isn't it just someone blowing up the mountain? What a big deal." Victor still disagreed.
"Exploding mountains?" Caroline smiled and said nothing.
Soon, the convoy drove into a valley and stopped.
"This is it." The person in charge of the park shouted loudly, asking everyone to get out of the car.
When Victor got out of the car, he looked up and instantly said: "Fake!"
It's really not a mountain explosion.
The mountains and rugged mountain walls on both sides of the valley suddenly came to an abrupt end, and all the mountains above the mountainside disappeared without a trace, as if someone had cut them off in half and packed them away.
Killing a mountain is not scary, but what is scary is the mountain itself!?
"It's useless for you to call me here. My recovery ability at least requires raw materials, but I can't just make it out of nothing..." Victor muttered, turned around and helped Fina out of the car.
Fina, who was wearing a blindfold, 'looked' at the desperate situation in front of her, then looked around and asked: "When did it happen?"
"It happened 13 days ago on January 21st," the park manager replied.
Fina nodded silently and sat back in the car. Upon seeing this, Caroline immediately ordered the return trip. After Victor sat in, Fina immediately asked: "Can we talk in the car?"
"They are both Watchers." Victor immediately said: "Caroline and Tullius have very clean roots. Although Caroline likes the magician from the World Tree very much, and Tullius has a dispute with Ulfric, they are absolutely
Not a spy."
Caroline and Tullius, who was driving, had a look of pain on their faces. Victor's ability to gossip and get beaten was really disappointing.
"Okay, notify the captain immediately, something may happen."
"What's wrong? Is there really a transcendent who can rival Captain?" Victor asked.
Fina shook her head.
Victor frowned slightly: "Is he stronger than the captain?"
Although Angel Zach is often beaten up, you still have to look at who is beating him up. They are all supernatural forces from above! Among the forces on earth, at least on the surface, there is no extraordinary person who can compare with Angel Zach!
"It's not a problem of one person, but a problem of a group of people." Fina said faintly:
"Those traces are not only man-made, but also a pure phenomenon of spatial interlacing and annihilation."
"...What do you mean? A super powerful space transcendent has appeared?" Caroline asked.
Fina said calmly: "There is an unknown force that has mastered space movement technology and is trying to get closer to the earth."
